ylyl you twats
Ylyl you twats
HAHAHA SO FUNNY I AM LMAOING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
cosume poo
Lost
Nice copypasta faggot
Eat da poo poo
Do incels like you really think the size/appearance of a pussy changes after a lot of sex?
My GF is 10 years older than me and let me tell you being experienced doesn't make you loose
Yes, you fucking retard. How ironic.
Oh YeaH MOTHERFUCKERS
*choir starts*
*SICKASS SHREDS*
DUH-DUH-DUH-DUNN
DUH-DUH-DUH-DUNN
I read that in Kermit the frog's voice
No you didn't.
I hope this happens to you and everyone you love, then I hope you get to see them all die from colon cancer.
Haha, cuck got caught.
Right unironically feels better
Lmao click the damn image goy-boi
I never even clicked on the GIF, you silly cunt. I feel even better seeing it was an Andy meme when I did click on it.
Says the man who's never seen a pussy in real life.
>colon cancer
Salty boi
It's designed to pass babies. How the fuck do you think regular dicks are gonna stretch it out.
You're honestly retarded and probably a virgin
you're honestly a virgin and probably retarded
now kiss
I'd love to
Lost
Damn got me good
Can someone recommend an anime to me that's actually good? Like an anime for someone struggling to get into anime
> Do Incels-
Beginning a sentence this way doesn’t make you cool, or trendy, or even funny. Buzzwords are Cringey as fuck.
But Yeah over abundance of sex doesn’t make a girl Looser. Age and having children does.
Finally something that made me lose in this you laugh ylyl thread
psycho pass, deathnote, akira
Do not struggle, my child.
It is not too late to just walk away.
^Found the incel. Triggered much?
You brit bitch post tits or gtfo
This thread sucks