Waifu bread
Hospital time edition
Waifu bread
Cooper Ramirez
Juan Foster
Isaiah Murphy
Hirasawa Yui
are you dying?
Utahar
Josiah James
Caleb Foster
Jayden Ross
oh oh oh!! im just here to quickly say wish you all the best fren!
are you taking laxatives now? i assume they have to empty your colon first... >~<
watching a gud new thing i picked up yesterday! bbl.
Jackson Phillips
I only want to claim Planet World girl because the air their presence blows into my life makes me feel like I'm flying without feathers. And because they're cute when they smile.
Anthony Murphy
post funni
black poster
Earth poster-san, hello there. it feels like just this morning i spoke with you. what brings you here today? are you doing well? stay safe, please. something about eggs.
David Evans
We did and I got like 4 hours of sleep. I need to go make up for that very soon but what brings me here today is that I realized that I am in love and I don't compute this at all so I vent it online to strangers of various kinds.
Don't worry, I am very fine! Very cool that you are also posting. What did you even do all this weekend? I did nothing I just deflated.
Brayden Adams
Nice senpai
Lucas King
oh no, i'm sorry. who is your love interest? oh wait, let me guess... no wait, give me a hint! just a teeny one, not too much!
very fine, that sounds very nice. very cool that you are also posting, too. i've been playing games and talking to cool people that i don't usually talk to. you're one of those, but i also talk to you in my head sometimes.
deflation? like the fetish?
Isaac Ross
Alright, my love interest is smarter than me and could beat me in a fight. I did that yesterday, that talking to people thing.
No, you're probably thinking of something else. I can't even find anything on deflation fetishes on google. I meant like a balloon, lose tension. Relax.
Anthony Rogers
Please dont peak
Xavier Johnson
my waifu can heal you.
Cooper Sanchez
Isaiah Cox
uh... gee, i don't know... Arnold Schwarzenegger?
ah, yes, of course. i like balloons, but they always seem to get lost in the clouds. silly balloons, always getting pushed by the gentlest of breezes.
it looks like she's gonna cut me
thanks, i hate it.
do you have any more like this?
Xavier Long
William James
duke
Dominic Gomez
no
Ayden Reyes
Yahallo
Aiden Scott
Dont put balloons in clouds, only raw bit data belongs in clouds. A.. Arnold Schwarzenegger is smart? I don't think Arnold could beat them in a fight, either, though-
you can't see her eyes if they're closed.
Leo Clark
what makes you think that?
she is a sweet angel.
Daniel Foster
allo
Isaac Sanchez
!!!
Levi Flores
you should consider making a career out of it. i'm sure people would donate to your Patreon to see these fune meme
i tried to throw my bits into the clouds, but they just fell right back at me and in my eye. sure, Arnold is smart. he's the governor of California, isn't he?
well, okay, maybe it isn't Arnold... but who could be stronger? Hitler?
it looks like she's gonna kill someone in that picture, though...
very cute pictures. you're very good at procuring these cute pictures.
Joseph Gutierrez
I stole them.
Jack Bennett
???
Cameron Baker
Hall
Y-you're assembling a weird roster! I don't even know if I could beat Hitler in a street fight, but why would I want a love affair with the governor of Krautland or California?
no you got it all wrong Yui posting cleverbot replica I I really want to put all of them together in a picture frame and then go on a family vacation with the entire planet and then marry every single piece of loose equipment and landscapery we have and then explode into confetti
but how do I cope with that?
Gavin Hill
that's fine. a lot of people make money on stolen work.
well, i dunno. those are just some pretty strong and smart people i know.
i am the best Cleverbot replica. that sounds really beautiful. so you're a polygamist, then?
i don't know, friend. if i knew how to make Yui real, then i'd sell it to make your dreams real instead.
Carson Gray
Hey guys
Juan Lopez
Anybody like Mastadon?
Lincoln Allen
Why? That would be a waste. A happy Yui means a happy user, a happy user means a happy me, a happy me will make a happy World. My dreams are that your dreams work out, except if they are nightmares.
I'm pretty sure Yui would appreciate existing, more than just inside a few people's hearts.
>polygamist
if you phrase it like that it sounds even weirder
Hey you
Caleb Cooper
Hey
Do you have trouble making friends?
Jonathan Howard
hi there
i guess so...
how sad that sacrificial love works so poorly between... i don't even know how to phrase it.
your words are so kind. if i wasn't embarrassed, i'd copy every post you made and repeat it back to you like a broken radio.
i'm not sure Yui would know what existing is until she exists. but that's an existential thought.
phrasing?
Brayden Wood
Same question
Henry Jenkins
I don't know. I consider a lot more people friends than people consider me their friend, at least I'd guess that, but I don't know. I usually gather a few people around me in any environment through sheer luck.
Why do you ask? Do you want to take some of my friends? Do you experience trouble making friends?
>repeat it back to you like a broken radio
I have an anxiety who does that for me, but thank you for the nice letters, I love them.
I'm thinking if Yui existed she would miss her friends, but I don't actually know. I need to watch K-orn first.
Camden Moore
Well I seem to be ok at relationships now, I managed to get the ball rolling on dating finally, but I'm not sure how to form platonic relationships, I think I've always had trouble with it, I feel so close to my friends it turns sexual.
Only platonic relationship I naturally have is with my cousins, but with my old friends from high school I keep having an urge to co e onto them, I'm fortunate enough that my friend Axel is super comfortable around me. He finds it funny and endearing when I casually flirt with him. I feel safe hanging with him because I know hes straight and nothing will com of it, but I cant imagine having another relationship like that.
I dont know making friends just feels way too close to dating and I feel like I would be cheating.
Brandon Ortiz
Damn I'm working myself up over nothing.
Nevermind I just need to get some exersize and clear my mind.
Jacob Martin
Don't worry. The barrier between the two is very thin, as far as I understand social stuffs. Just don't have sex with your friends, and instead of casually flirting at them you could try casually demeaning your friends, which is even worse.
Don't be afraid to have fun talking to people and building friendships, and enjoying what some people call society. Also, don't feel obliged to have a very high number of friends, what's important is that the various topics that spawn in your head daily are saturated and you have people to talk about each of them. After you have that settled, your psyche will be socially healthy, and being very popular with your peers is strictly optional.
have fun cutefag
Hudson James
i don't know. i think not, but i hate to admit i'm not compatible with everyone
i'm gonna become your anxiety and i'm gonna be the best anxiety that only gives you positive thoughts and warm feelings. i should send you letters, like physical pieces of paper. i don't know what they'd contain. it's a surprise for both of us!
K-orn is a band, but K-On is pretty cute. i guess Yui would, yeah.. how sad
>I consider a lot more people friends than people consider me their friend
it's nice to know we're mutual on this aspect
youtube.com
i'd like to imagine i could live in a world where everyone touches each other without thinking it's weird. but then some people do make it weird, and that's why we can't have nice things and stuff.
stay safe
Daniel Stewart
Alright, arrivederci, goodbye kisses waifu-related thread and inhabitants, remember to post your waifu and fight others over how great she is!
But you already do that. You can just send empty envelopes so I have some to send you letters as well. I know what I'd put in them.
>Vielfach wird Korn seit etwa 2001 trotz des eigenständigen Sounds vorgeworfen, nur noch ein Schatten ihrer Selbst zu sein. Es sei keine wirkliche Weiterentwicklung festzustellen, und auch die Texte drehten sich seit dem ersten Werk der Band immer wieder um die gleichen Themen.
sad deutsch wikipedia article for K-orn
The World already is on a lot of cocaine.
The friend thing sounds more sad than it really is, the criteria you need to meet to be able to become my friend are just really low. Talking to me twice or merely standing your ground in a conversation I overheard one time is enough. After that you are invited.
youtube.com
You are too, Yui Corn person, also goodbye, I am way past due and need to go to bed. Have sweet dreams, and keep shining, you're a star!
Joseph James
Jose Johnson
have an awesome day, my friend
i'll send letters and envelopes and all the physical mailing media i can. i'm excited and curious to see what you're gonna put in them.
i can't read Deutsch but i expect it to be sad and about K-orn
yeah, it is...
that's okay. i'd like to imagine i could be friends with the world if i tried, but i know i can't. you meet my friend criteria, too, i think. i never really thought about what makes a friend to me.
interesting song
thank you, Earth.. uh.. corn person. also goodbye, please rest well and sleep nicely and you have sweeter dreams since you're gonna need them more immediately than i am. i'm not a star, i'm just Harry!
Kevin Baker
Luis Thomas
. . .
Aiden Davis
Weh (x2)
Christian Rivera
Oпaчки
Ian Davis
sachiko claimed btw
Isaac Campbell
Womp.
M4 sopmod and M4 Sopmod Jr
Connor Russell
! ! !
same (times two)
Parker Perry
Ah, yes. I see Sachiko is prepared for the large snow house.
We speaking onomatopoeia now
So what's good?(probably x2 I can't remember)
Chase Nelson
;-;
Jonathan Rodriguez
The only thing they fear is you.
Grayson Baker
waifus are good.
still playing some BattleTech, I've become enthralled. I just one shot a heavy mech becasue RNGesus was on my side: most of my big hitter weapons went directly to the head of the enemy's mech
Alexander Campbell
The only thing they fear is (you)*
And probably also wolfs and foxes
Liam Wood
Just got out of surgery. Anestheric fog clearing.
Why empty a thing I havent used for 3 months?
Jacob White
kinda a cool day, actually went and did a tiny bit of urban exploration
the abandoned site was a bit of a disappointment but at least it was near some oceanside cliffs so I got to get some good pics of the water
why are you in the hospital?
Jeremiah Ramirez
oh!!! so that was the use of the bag then! of course! >.< i forgot
are you feeling gud fren?????
i remember waking up was so trippy for me last time... like they use some really strong stuff to get you to shut down for a while lol it was an amazing exoerience
Landon Morales
get well soon cute
Brandon Richardson
Brody Cooper
It feels like a fog. But Ive been under more than a few times.
Im sure I will.
Eli Hill
Anyone watching the football game?
Thomas Lopez
Weh
Nicholas Green
American football right? I can't believe the chiefs actually fucking did it lmao
Brody Roberts
gotcha! glad you are doing okay :)
also, hope you get some gud food! or do you have to wait with that...
Owen Green
I wanted the Titans to win ;~;
Why is life so cruel
Xavier Baker
That they are; it sounds like battletech is too. From what I've heard it reminds me of war thunder, for some reason.
Woah how'd you end up in surgery?
Current mood: weh
Landon King
it's hard to be too mad at the chiefers, this is the first time they've got a shot at the super bowel in 50 years :(
sorry the titans lost my dude
Luke Martin
Nots nothing compared to my Jets..
Zachary Gonzalez
phone posting is hard, please bare with me
Jaxon Watson
>super bowel
Heh
Charles Adams
Test
Samuel Campbell
That long of sleep and still feel dead.
Jordan Anderson
Mood
Luke Bennett
How long has it been for the jets?
gotteee
the longer you sleep, the shittier it feels
how long were you scheepin?
Benjamin Sanders
Kayden Rivera
God is dead and Weebs killed him.
Luis Lee
to be destroyed by your own creation sounds like a godly way to go
why hello there
Thomas Jones
Weebs aren't a creation of lady god. They are a lewd dream of Satan that became reality.
Eli Russell
I just got out and my butt hurts
Samuel Long
sweety that's ya ass gout. Stop eating meat and it'll go away
Jaxon Long
No thats the surgery I just finished, pay attention
John Lewis
Jonathan Wilson
idk, I dont think porco rosso is particularly lewd
people are horny, there's suggestive jokes in regular real life film as well
if anime is a lewd dream of satan, then the majority of filmed entertainment is guilty of being satan's wet dream
I can't argue that perversion is a more common trait in anime, but I think the point still stands
Connor Hughes
10 or so hours because proper recovery is a meme
Ketamine
Angel Martin
BattleTech is the XCOM version of MechWarrior Online
you played War Thunder?
Evan Rogers
its been absolutely brutal over the years...
2013 was when a lot people gave up and become Giants' fans...
Elijah Ross
Not allowed this time. Heart rate hasnt been at 200 for 12 hours.
Ayden Russell
Aw man, never give up on a team you're rooting for :(
Speaking of brutal, did you catch the Texans and Chiefs game last week, the first and second quarters were hilariously strange
Jonathan Gomez
Have you been running?
Julian Evans
So many people on were freaking out because they betted a lot money, it was pretty funny
Jason Stewart
sleep is weird
personally if I get anything under 6 hours of sleep I feel tired all day and if I get any more than 8 hours I also feel tired all day
but what I do know is too much sleep is a major contributor to depressive moods
yup, I've been keeping up with my regular 10 km runs 3 times a week, it's pretty fun
I'd bet lmao
it was quite a roller coaster
Christian Martinez
Aegis claimed.
Aiden Reyes
They don't even watch the games... I hope they all lost their money
what's your taem?
Robert Smith
Well, I was born in Mississippi so dont really have a hometown team to root for, but I live in new england so I root for the patriots, but I've also got a lot of family in Philadelphia, so I like to root for the eagles too
Carson Ward
holy shit my punctuation was terrible
commas galore
Angel Jackson
You run more than me.
For now.
Parker Davis
Yeah, I played War Thunder for a while. Honestly I can't remember why I stopped. I don't remember having any negative experiences with it, lol.
Greetz
Andrew Cruz
how much do you run? lol
also remember to pace yourself (I vomited more times than I'd like to admit trying to push myself for quicker times)
Cameron Walker
Missing image unmissinged
Christian Perez
Regarding war thunder, did you play historical air battles? Because I stopped playing when the novelty of afk climbing for 10 minutes each game wore off.
Still a cool game, has a bad grind if you're free to play. But its developers fell under the same sad trend that killed off world of tanks: don't do anything to keep the game fresh and interesting and just keep adding more vehicles
Luke Thompson
I usually keep myself to 5k, mostly due to time schedules.
I'm not much of a speed, rather an endurance/strenght person.
I like that pic.
Tyler Johnson
High concentration acetaminophen
I can live off little sleep but I wouldn't have anything to do
Ethan Miller
Isaac Turner
Hi Astolfo
Leo Johnson
Nathan Lopez
time constraints keep me from going any further than 10km, so I've just been trying to improve my time
over the summer I cut it down from 90 minutes to around 60-70 minutes
I like the pic too, the lines on the black material gives it a cool-looking style
internet mystery videos on youtube are my sleep-killers
hey, what's up?
Dominic Adams
Jose Howard
Nice dubs
Gonna watch studio Ghibli while cuddling with my BF
Hbu?
Samuel Johnson
Hello there.
Xavier Reed
They gave me endone to go home with
Logan Green
Brandon Carter
Cute peek.
I have cool pics too.
Quite the improvement, kind of a shame that I'm a smoker/drinker, isn't it?
I want to go to the nursery to check my shoulder, a bit sore.
Once I'm all check I'll go back to working out calisthenics.
Easton Jackson
Awh, that sounds so nice!
Which ghibler movie are you thinking of watching?
I'm just reading a book on C++ and listening to music atm, nothing too special
Local 58 is a cool ARG but what really keeps me glued to the screen is stuff like this:
youtube.com
can confirm, you have cool pics lol
really like the way the artist did the eyes and hair in that pic
how much do you think smoking affects your ability to run? I know it can really fuck with your cardiovascular strength
hopefully it's nothing serious with your shoulder
Dominic Williams
Mood.
I'm not a heavy smoker, so I wouldn't know.
I do know that walking around all day long helps, also chanting while walking around increases lung capacity too (you'd be surprised..) or chanting while running too.
Doesn't hurt much so it might not be serious.
Jack Jones
I love this adorable gamer
Landon Gomez
cute fangs
Andrew Miller
nice peek
Julian Lewis
nice rude~
Zachary Lee
Nausicaa
Ever listened to Mastadon?
youtu.be
Luis Green
How are you doing tonight?
Elijah Moore
Michael Bennett
I saw them on tour with Coheed and Cambria this past year, first time I ever heard them live.
Grayson Cruz
nice blush
I'm fine just a little hungry how about you?
Wyatt Torres
I want to be my waifu's favorite customer at the bikini bar!
Zachary Murphy
the botnet hates me
rah
yes
hey there, Relm!
sorry you missed the Earth poster. i'll be sure to send him a letter noting your arrival
anonymous letter to Doomguy
was it fun?
nice gamer
Parker Cruz
nice creep shot
Nathan Allen
Sorry for disappearing for a bit, noticed how grimy my keyboard was and had to get under the keys to clean it
there was a fucking dead centipede in there
never even heard of them but that sounds pretty nice
I'm a big fan of the whole experimental/psychedelic genre
Julian Anderson
Not the Patriots... they cheat..
Austin Rogers
me on the, um... hm..
David Taylor
Neat upskirt.
I'm doing alright, will be up all night working. And browsing internet retail sites.
Raah
Yuck.
Charles Ortiz
yeah... I remember that
definitely not a proud time to call myself a patriots fan
I know right? like how does it even get there!?
I understand dust and hair but I'll never understand how stuff like that ends up between the keys
Nolan Brooks
Tyler Ortiz
she was asking for it
very nice bunny
rip sleep
Caleb Lewis
The Cheaters
Chase Lee
Hello RO.
F indeed.
Go get a snack.
>how does it even get there!?
What if I told you there's a skeleton inside of you, and you've never noticed?
Asher Gonzalez
heyo
Elijah Sullivan
I just remembered that Tokyo Mirage sessions FE# Encore just released today.
Definitely going to have to grab that up.
I also can't wait for a character from it to get into Smash.
Jackson Foster
How's life?
Mason Diaz
Boring, yours?
Liam Sanchez
Nice midriff.
Boring as well, I have to stay up all night long.
Just browsing shops online.
Ayden Murphy
hmmm? :)
not at all -_
Logan King
impossible... I wont believe your crazy conspiracies
skeletons are just an urban legend
Jason Richardson
Noah Hill
I just did
yes at all
Justin Smith
Never heard of it
Watch Deepsea Mysteries
Or, at least what's left of it
Henry Murphy
Wake up sheeple.
What'd you get?
Strudel!
Austin Howard
Is this Yoshi Kamui?
Daniel Turner
such a good boi
so proud of him
sounds super cool, definitely will be checking it out when I lay down tonight
The greatest medical conspiracy of all time
Isaiah Ramirez
Daniel Robinson
Gunbun
Astowolfo
Luis Sanchez
cute
Easton Davis
dog gun
Hello
*concern*
Ryan Robinson
I see
Cutest trap
Juan Hill
Chase Morris
Should I have fun with my waifu tonight?
Juan Gray
How?
Xavier Cook
Is the pope catholic?
Dylan Gonzalez
What a klutz.
How are ya Strudel? Haven't seen you in a bit.
Yes.
There is something odd about the garterbelt flap thingy of her left thigh.
Sure.
Jayden Ross
Hellowo my duwude
how's it going?
what's concerning? lol
hello cutest time girl, I couldn't agree more
he is quite the cute boi
Xavier Sullivan
Look at her bikini body and do my thing!
Samuel Scott
Gross.
Also sad.
Anthony Robinson
Artist inconsistency
So cute I'd dick him down so good
Mason Richardson
s-she looks lewdi..
Grayson Sullivan
Maybe because I'm not anywhere in contact. Other than here.
You're not sleeping anyways. Might as well spook yourself.
Cameron Bell
are you in pain still?
Alexander Rodriguez
do you like working with pointers?
Jackson Turner
What's wrong with that?
Jace Ortiz
If you want to jerk it to anime girls, that's all you.
Benjamin Wright
chips but I got some food
Carson Evans
Go do your thing.
Lazy artist!
Most likely so, yeah!
Warm meals best meals.
Josiah Barnes
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