What do you think about this image? Also, canine feral thread

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gLoBaL rUlE nO oNe

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that's not a real cock, is it? looks like large strawberry shaped like a cock.

Fag here. Brought up with my partner 4 years ago that I was zoo, and want dog cock. He said he was fine with it, but since has moved us to places they don't allow pets. Ive been talking to a guy on a phone sex line who has a willing dog, I just have to take his cock too. The more time that goes by, the more I think about doing it.

its a toy

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bump also hi

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Aw, cookies. I see you are a man of culture.

I try

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So... Have you ever... Made love to a dog?

yeah i have four female dogs.

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Care to tell something about these beauties?

not illegal, there's no human contact in these pictures so it can't possibly be bestiality

you can post animal erections all day without breaking any laws, you could even argue handjobs are perfectly legal since it's a standard procedure when collecting semen for artificial insemination

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sounds like you should just ditch your partner and get a dog friendly apartment imo

i just want to remind you all that if you put sausage up your butt or vagoo it is considered to be a necrozoo orgy.

youtube.com/watch?v=C6ikOkK51Gs

What do you want to know?

As a general rule, I recommend starting with more than one.
You need a decent size yard and fence.
Focus on money.
Try not to work too many hours when you have them.
Don't get a pitbull female.
Best breeds for sex are dalmation, golden, doberman, GSD, huskies, hounds, aus shepherds, most other large breeds.
Great danes will break your heart too soon, so get a medium size dog.
Do a lot of oral and be patient. It will take 2-3 years before you can have sex with your first one.
Buy from a very high end breeder, or you will be paying vet bills.
Pay attention to heartworm meds and mosquito/flea meds. You can buy heartworm meds without a vet visit from australian websites that sell to the USA.

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What's wrong with female pitbulls? I'm a huge fan of german shepherds. They are bae.