YLYL
YLYL
Carson King
Nathan Butler
Lucas Mitchell
Luke Parker
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Cooper Foster
Lost
Thomas Baker
Justin Wright
How did i lose to this
Leo Nelson
Andrew Perry
because you are a newfag that doesn't know copypasta
Jonathan Allen
how is this funny?
Lincoln Perry
Nathan Allen
newfag
Levi Moore
Ryan Harris
Kevin Ross
Michael Rivera
Liam Phillips
Julian Morgan
Luis Sanchez
Xavier Cruz
xdd
Levi Rogers
Do you not see the (you)'s in there.
Camden Wood
Alexander King
Little fruit fag baby
Bentley Harris
Blake Rivera
Austin Phillips
Ryder Smith
Men are superior the race
Anthony Gomez
Daniel Wright
lost
Jacob Stewart
That's so far from losing, it's a win for retardation
Kayden Lopez
Joseph Smith
Benjamin Hill
Fuck off, Randy.
Ryder Williams
William Jenkins
I laughed, thank you OP for the sarotonin.
Isaac Robinson
Logan Hernandez
Wyatt Clark
Should have got a royal with cheese.
Nathan Bell
Fuck you go post that shit in threads with other chain letters addressed to.
your mom.
Jack Allen
Robert James
fuck off randy
James Brooks
Christian Cruz
you're aremom
Christopher Williams
This.
You literally came here this week.
And you haven't lurked.
>Lurk moar
Christopher Walker
lels
Blake Ross
Angel James
fuck off, fatty
Luis Kelly
Landon Carter
You blew my mind!
Carter Carter
Ryder Flores
Nicholas Johnson
David Brown
James King
Cooper Johnson
Uncle Ben is a wise man.
Thomas Martin
Evan Lopez
I really like that thought!
Either Aliens or some advanced future human tech, respawning after death would be great.
Or maybe we are avatars in a game and when we go to sleep it's actually a savepoint. If that's the case, my player should invest in some upgrades, stingy jew…
Caleb Scott
fucking lost
David Brooks
Noah Martin
lole
Aiden Myers
Lincoln Murphy
Juan Watson
Bentley Williams
Brayden Watson
Jace Anderson
Lincoln Edwards
lost
Parker Johnson
Brandon Ward
based tony zaret
Jayden Morgan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOST HAHAHA
Nicholas Bennett
Christopher Watson
New
Jonathan Brown
Blake Ross
Noah Perry
i find it funnier that that's obviously bobby hill
Jack Moore
haAha daD WaS RiGhT WHOle TimE HaHa sOo FunNI
Anthony Collins
Fake
Who was pic?
Charles Cook
I want to hug this person
Liam Collins
Frig off Randy
Carson Flores
never noticed before
Josiah Ross
I kinda like this image.
Aaron Watson
Brayden James
Matthew Reed
>fashion trends
>shows no fashion
Well thought out notion
Hunter Phillips
Adam Collins
Colton Morales
It's actually more like 60% of the crime but okay
Wyatt Nelson
Jordan Brown
Camden Cox
Gavin Stewart
Zachary Rogers
Brandon James
haha funny some teenage girls first rel8enship only lasted 1 week this is so funnay XD haha ebic leddit moment
Connor Kelly
Both of these are correct though.
It is their nationality.
Their ethnicity is a different thing
Jace Torres
Jackson Richardson
Love the wallpaper tbh
Carson Ortiz
lol i would just told her i was playing with my diy dick hammock
Thomas Jones
Colton Flores
Henry Myers
Austin Allen
Julian Turner
Leo Young
lost
Ryan Murphy
Frig off randy
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Luis Peterson
chingchong
Julian Hernandez
shit lost
Austin Bailey
Joke works better when there's some basis in truth.
The man above is Anjem Choudary, an Islamist gobshite born in England, not France. He's never claimed otherwise.
Whilst at university though, his lifestyle confirmed him to be culturally British, something which he as a Wahabist theocrat is ashamed of.
That pic has been made by simpleton who has no idea of any of this, or anything else much either, including the point they were trying to make.
Easton Taylor
Lincoln Davis
fuck off
Nolan Jenkins
Well I figured you fuckers deserved a dozen or so classics mixed in with the shit that normally passes for YL these days. You're welcome. I'm out.
Xavier Cox
A valor attempt to fight ignorance, but futile.
Wyatt Morris
thanks for posting user, kek'd hard
Eli Thompson
Juan Torres
Blake Johnson
lol gotta love dads
Nicholas Edwards
Isaac Roberts
see if I ever invite you to daddy's party!
Jayden Edwards
Henry Foster
Brody Cruz
Jack Ma Nigga
Christian Jackson
Frigg off Randy!
Colton Hernandez
This thread sucks
Levi Murphy
Jonathan Phillips
Anthony Adams
It’s all yours, Lori!
Joseph Gomez
no u
Julian Harris
terrible
Joshua Scott
>be me
>doesn't know how to use greentext
>is it working?
Joshua Phillips
>What the fuck did I just read
Oliver Evans
>yeah works good bro
Leo Davis
>fuck yeah
>shits self
Thomas Gray
kill yourself
jk
die alone slowly
Jack Hernandez
>be you
>make greentext
>nice.jpg
Christian Wood
God rested on the seventh day so you shouldn't pick up if your tractor calls you because it's work-related. Am Pious as fuck you're all sinning losers.
>rekt
Brandon Gomez
Lost
Samuel Barnes
Jackson Reyes
Fuck off
Chase Miller
Fuck off Bo-Bandy
Dominic Thompson
at least he didnt eat cum
Brody Miller
Thomas Carter
>he said, contributing nothing to the thread
>or the world, for that matter
Ian Johnson
Christopher Thompson
Way to kill the thread before it starts. Retarded “humor” at its best. Faggot
Ethan Flores
Fucking retard
Isaac Perez
More fake gay shit like this
Blake Ramirez
>writing the first letter of the first word of a sentence last
what a baller
Caleb Hughes
I like how the dude had to stop, reload and fire 2 more rounds before realizing something was wrong.
Ayden Barnes
Carson Brooks
its cozy indeed
Owen Miller
OK
Jonathan Wilson
Lucas Nguyen
Lost
Matthew Hernandez
Caleb Flores
i prefer a cheeky bedtime sausage/Milkybar combo
Brayden Martin
this is retardedly fake
David Wright
I thought it was technically lower than 50%, but it is close to it.
Christian Morales
Jaxson Lopez
Brandon Ortiz
Connor Wood
Lost
Cooper Wood
Daniel Torres
It's whatever Cred Forums says it is. It's all bullshit
Ryder Scott
What is this, isnt that impossible? I asked a friend that is more knowledgable about guns, and they said the barrel would of broken apart before this qould even happen.
Lucas Barnes
Jeremiah Richardson
The best fucking day ever
Eli Richardson
The barrel was probably made of diamonds, the hardest metal on Earth
Evan Garcia
Eli Ward
Chase Carter
Lost lmao
Jonathan Howard
Norm Macdonald joke.
Checked.
Evan Scott
Damn no gunz. Its a test barrel. Manufactures do this to prove barrel strength.
Adam Ross
Josiah Hernandez
Lost
Chase Garcia
Moot underwent a sex change surgery and now works as a dancer in moscow
Jaxson Reyes
this is how the aussie bush fires started.
Samuel Walker
i think i saw this copypasta at least 100 times...
Luke Clark
Holy shit. That got me. Drew me in. I LOL'd I cried. I YLYL'd.
Austin Perez
Lost big time
Xavier Cook
It's also 12% percent of the population but who's really keeping track?
Isaac Sanchez
He fucking reloaded. Absolute legend.
Brandon Walker
Yeah but a gram of it weighs like 15 grams. Very impractical
Brody Bell
or fuck a turkey in a walmart parking lot...
Michael Brown
is this shit still going? i though this shitty meme had died already
Ryder Cruz
No u
Adam Jenkins
Female fucking obliterated
Isaac Sanchez
Only 100? Newfag...
Caleb Johnson
i dont get it
Nathan Cooper
to be fair, it really did look very succulent
Gavin Perez
lost hard
Asher Carter
Grayson Morris
that shit is ancient wtf
Matthew Hall
Beat me to it
Jose Stewart
Nathan Martin
fuck I missed a good greentext thread
thanks OP
most of the time YLYL threads are full of shit people find by googling "edgy memes"
Carson Rogers
What in the fuck
Nathaniel Wood
Fuck I lost
Aiden Johnson
kek dad af
Chase Jones
William Robinson
Samuel Phillips
Lmaoo rip Simon
Camden Kelly
Thanks, user! Havent seen this one before and I laughed my dick off.
Brandon Mitchell
>smells like hair
Bullshit
It would be dead already, because hairs start burning at 222c
Brody Diaz
Lost hard.
Aaron Harris
Gay shoop
William Lee
It could have been burning shed hair that was close enough to the heating elements
Brandon Torres
Alexander Phillips
This fucking post is never going to die is it
Jonathan White
William Ward
Kayden Martinez
Alexander Gomez
Lost to this. gg
Jack Carter
I don't give a shit who the man above is. You could take any pic of the millions of muslims in France and the joke still works. Now go back to plebbit.
Samuel Morales
nobody else recognizes the copypasta
Angel Campbell
Cooper Howard
When, after a lifetime of hard work, you finally acquire all the corn, but still feel empty inside.
Joshua Phillips
Not as long as you help it rake in the (You)s, you stupid nigger.
Julian Jackson
Fuck off you greasy cheeseburger walrus
Charles Clark
Adrian Robinson
Adrian Hernandez
I made it all the way to this holy fuck
Robert Cox
Asher Ramirez
Ryder Rivera
you made me lose hard enough to make up for the ifunny watermark you cunt
Aaron Perez
Will Laren is the man
Joseph Evans
Chase Cooper
Seriously. That guy would have got into Harvard no problem.
Ethan Smith
Retard. Lost. Newfag.
Adam Peterson
Fuck off cheeseburger walrus.
Dylan Fisher
Lost to this lol
Josiah Miller
Because species and nationality are the same thing? You dont need to resort to retardation to prove a point.
Robert Anderson
am I just too drunk to see what this is
Kevin Bell
I wish I had the skills to find and kill these people.
Parker Foster
John Williams
Dafuq is dis
Gavin Miller
I don't get it
Jonathan Baker
Bullets stuck in the barrel of a gun.
Dominic Richardson
Got to say that this has been enjoyable. There were a couple of forced memes and a couple of numbnuts tried to get political for a second, but this is the first actual legit YLYL thread I've seen here in maybe 5 years. Thanks /bros
Parker Kelly
The plus tip part made me exhale through my nose a bit
Cameron Bennett
Looks painful
Josiah Brooks
I don't get it
Joshua Richardson
KYS
Brayden Edwards
lost
Landon Stewart
I lost hard on this.
Justin James
David Kelly
Jaxon Cook
Austin Turner
i love being in my lab.
Isaiah Carter
Fuck off, Randy.
Jaxon Long
How cool of them
Leo Wilson
This is an excellent idea
Christian Smith
Chase Bennett
>Whilst at university though, his lifestyle confirmed him to be culturally British
So he fucks sheep instead of goats?
Joseph Sanchez
Lost
Elijah Reyes
>Unsee juice
Isaiah Sanders
it's macaroni and cheese you dingus
John Carter
Thanks for this thread OP, this was great.
Grayson Watson
With hotdogs in, can't forget about them.
Levi Barnes
Camden Murphy
limmy and avgn lookin tired
Carson Taylor
John Hill
Hunter Roberts
Noah Walker
Christopher Torres
Nathan Cook
lost hard, it's just retarded enough for them to try it
Joshua White
>Storing the toilet paper INSIDE the porta-potty.
Luke Davis
That's fucking disgusting. Wish that gfi failed
Joshua Rodriguez
Wise words. Sad hes gone
Caleb Collins
It isn't. It's le super funni to pretend things that are not amusing in the slightest are the funniest Goddamn things you've ever seen.Don't ask me why
Joshua Thompson
Why you judging ppl? Judge not, thus thou be judged.
>checkmate
Jace Brown
I salute (you) President Walter Melone.
Christopher Robinson
It's a wrist bending the middle finger backwards
Ryder Turner
IT'S MISTER MELON TO YOU, YOU... FOOL!
>also F for Neil
Nathan Price
Not too bright, are ya?
Ayden Nelson
lmao did u forgot an education?!? lol u sound like kranggho so stuped
Nicholas Garcia
Men are not RACE lol. Men is the specie!
David Edwards
Royale*, dipshit.
Get your cult classics right before you attempt posting on my Cred Forums.
We are anomolarous, we do not forget and we are expected patronum
Ryder Price
I fucking laughed at every line.
>tears top half of my front door completely off
Im on the toilet crying
Alexander Ross
Lol inhaler
Owen Kelly
Christopher Miller
MODS
Michael Gutierrez
Good prank
Charles Torres
>818832416
i love you mama
Nathaniel Morales
What
Nolan Anderson
There's a problem with adults showing public displays of affection?
Lincoln Powell
The original. Love it.
Jayden Fisher
>Blows the top half of my front door completely off
Why is that so fucking funny
Joseph Perry
Fuckin always lose to David fuckin Thorne
Tyler Phillips
U can post faggets, sluts, traps(no fag), rekt threads but as soon as there is a real fucking girl(i mean not slut/nude) u calling for mods
Ethan Johnson
funniest shit i've ever seen
Gabriel Walker
It fucking made me cry. Every line is pretty funny. The idea that a 45cal bullet is 10mm and this moron said a 45mm gun. Its pretty much a cannon round lmao
Juan Foster
>they are ignoring the shitpost i must remind them
You aint slick chief.
Asher Russell
what the fuck are you on about?
Jackson Jones
Faggot alert
Owen Lopez
Quick drop and a sudden stop makes a thot twitch and flop
Dominic Roberts
Oh god, the punchline. Thanks user
Blake Anderson
Kek
Kayden Ortiz
Frig off Randy!
Parker Wright
oh god that bitch must be in heaven.
The guy too
Canine pussy can get up to over 100 degrees and if they're on top and in heat they'll slam down on your dick so hard you'll spray the cervix with cum right then and there
Xavier Collins
Found a 'German'
Henry Martin
>Canine pussy can get up to over 100 degrees
how to spot a meritard
Tyler Wood
Son of a bitch this is gold! Lost!
Anthony Miller
I mean you could just check the country flags. alternatively quit being a faggot.
Henry Perez
yeah! its sheep or nothing!
Aiden Young
Nigger
Tyler Murphy
This isn't Cred Forums, faggot
Cameron Cruz
I fuckin lost to this, God I'm pathetic.
Ian Long
Jackson Parker
I dont mind the things i mentioned so yeah
Fuck you too
Jose Collins
Btw i wanted to reply to this
Adam Collins
>Men are not RACE lol. Men is the specie!
Men are not the hunh? Men is the wha?
Camden Stewart