If I told ya my adress would you come to my house and kill me, please?

If I told ya my adress would you come to my house and kill me, please?

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Please stop.

Ok, no need to kill me but if you come I'll give you cookies
Please
I'm lonely

youll probably just get trolled and Doxed do you have any family or friends to talk to?

I don't really care, I just want friends

I wouldn’t hurt you user, I’d buy you something on amazon and send it to you, or I’d go there and just give you a hug my dude

I love you

do you have a discord?

No, but tell me yours, I'll just create an account

I'll come and have sex with you.

Drop it

Can I have some?

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i will also come and have sex with you

If you're gay, just to let you know that I'm a girl

even better

It's all good user, death is useless until your obituary is worth writing

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wanna play some warhammer 40k with me?

What you need is someone to help you get back on track my guy
hmu Unknown#2209

Sure

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I don’t really like leaving my house but I’d do it for a Cred Forumsro. Might be super awkward. Been a while since my last human interaction.

eww

i'v always wanted a gf

If you want help you can email me at [email protected]

go onto discord and make some friends

a good way to artificially produce dopamine is to run every morning until your legs are jelly, that's what i do and i still want to die but im always too tired to do it

Thank

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I don't think you can make it here, I'm from Spain

>I'm a girl
>Everyone dropping their contacts
Don't fall so quickly, kings

This boy is very handsome

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user he gave u a shit ball stop!!! Dont eat it

trips demand it

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You're creepy

sorry

not the original user but here is mine if you want to talk a bit
TheMan#3893

I know It's hard to believe that I'm a girl that wants y'all to come to my house to eat cookies but... omfg now that I read this out loud it sounds really stupid hELP AHSJAJAHHSAHA
Anyways, is the truth, you can believe me or not

Then I’m with you in spirits, user.

Dondoit itsnotworth etc.

tits or gtfo

It's ok, wanna be friends?

>/adv/ tripfag detected

i know i sounded pretty creepy with the gf thing i'm just lonely too

You are a faggot.
Sage

sure

I GOT A FRIWND GUYS

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Oh god! I actually that cookie for my dog

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Do you have a discord?

Not gay, just felt like throwing that out there if you were a girl.

I'm still learning to cook, sorry

yeah

>Humor pesimo
Si, eres mujer

Fuera de chistes no importa si eres hombre mujer o playo, si estas con depresion y buscando escapes in internet, comida rapida, sexo, etc estas buscando en los lugares equivocados

Sal afuera, ejercitate, duerme 8-9 horas diarias, come comida saludable. Trata de hablar con gente y hacer amigos (en la vida real) se que probablemente eres introvertid@ pero con el tiempo y la practica eso se te quita. El sexo esta bien pero cuando es en una relacion seria y con alguien a quien quieres de verdad. Puedes hacerle caso a un anonimo en Cred Forums todo lo que quieras, pero estoy seguro de que hay personas en tu vida que te pueden ayudar. Hablales.

No te rindas bro, todos lo podemos lograr!

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naru#9282 hmu user

Y'all are really funny, you made my day!

If you have/make a discord account I'd be down to be your friend. I help people out with depression and suicide on a day to day basis as it is. Life sucks, but we all make the best out of what we have.

I've fantasized about having someone kill my while i sleep or some shit.

nani

cool it's PeePeeStorm#9552

I ve been secretly neglecting to clean our fireplace's chimney hoping that the toxic fumes or carbon monoxide will kill me and family in our sleep

Post discord ill be your friend user

Takes a long time to die like that. My family tries to kill me like that all the time by smoldering the pellet stove on me and leaving the house. I'm btw. Just call me 844 for now I guess.

dude mother fuckers used to have fires in their huts without ventilation. If anything, you are more likely to burn the place down.

Ok, this is epic

Im spanish too user, drop discord

I've been through a lot of shit lately, so if you're trying to chat about what's on your mind user my discord is Roux#6696

I feel as though we forgot the appropriate question...

Bubble girl#9840
I hope I wrote it correctly

Gotchu

fuck off

no propably just dox you and send 100 turks to your frontdoor

Cool

Yep you caught me, you know that email is forever needs it. If you ever need help feel free

GUYS I GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS I'M REALLY HAPPY, THANKS!!!!

My discord is chicken#1065
Im also a spanish girl and we can talk thru voice call if you'd like. I love making friends though ironically I don't have many.

Cruzer#8152 frens

No, I would give you a hug.

user, can I also but you something and give you a hug?

Its not working, is it written correctly?

Tried but no results

Kek same shit. It helps being in shape and getting thrills from the strange.

can all the so called "girls" post a vocaroo as proof?

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Yeah its Chicken#1065

All girls should join the discord server and join the voice chat

Post the discord server

what's the server man