I just had the best orgasm of my life using my new clit sucker. How does it feel boys...

I just had the best orgasm of my life using my new clit sucker. How does it feel boys, knowing you can’t even compete with this?

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Bet I can

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I purposely ignore trying to please women while I'm fucking them.

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Pic of it in action?

Land whale

>clit sucker
God this is like a guy buying a robot mouth that sucks your dick, its lonely and sad.
Why not get a boyfriend instead of being a condescending bitch who's only solace is being able to spend a little on her off time on robot sex toys and fingernail polish.
How did it feel posting this HERE of all places? You wanted the acceptance of the people from THIS website, and you wanted attention too.
Fuck you.

Works both ways you know. Never had an orgasm so good I pissed my pants when I'm banging a girl.

>landwhale
>can't follow instructions

abandon thread

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I heard those are intense, wife and I are interested in getting one (for her)

How is it?

How does it feel knowing that by using that thing, that you'll desensitize yourself to the point where you'll never enjoy normal sex, just like a guy with deathgrip?

See, this is what I mean, you came here for attention, nothing else.
Try jump roping next to a slanted cliffs edge you stupid bitch.

When I cum like a girl with my butt it feels really good

Hambeast here. Feels bad being undesirable to anyone but roodypoos. I have to resort to using this clit sucker while I pretend a real man is pleasuring me.

Fixed that for you

That's nice. Sharpie in pooper now.

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This made my anger turn into laughter thank you user.

How does it feel knowing no man wants to touch you so you have to spend money on sex toys?

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Really amazing to be honest. I was hesitant to spend $60 on it but I can say it was definitely worth it. Make sure you buy the satisfier brand

Np

Maaaaam it takes so much effort to do it myself anyway, i'd happily take this contraption and let the girl do it for herself so i can bet back to doing other things.

haha thanks user. good read

She must've hurt you bad. You have to let her go user. Can't take it out on every women you come across.

>Dumbass libertarian detected.
Shouldn't you be hiding in a bunker somewhere with your raw milk?

hambeast =/= woman

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It’s not that I don’t have sex. It’s that men often forget about the clit or are just so awful that I never orgasm during sex. Sex is still nice and I enjoy the intimacy but sometimes I just want to cum

I'm pretty indifferent tbh. Technology will always outpace humans in terms of short-term reward stimuli. (eg Facebook, gambling, masturbators, etc)

Still isn't a substitute for meaningful relationships and genuine connection with another human being. No wank toy will ever hold good conversation, ya know?

Take that as you will.

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A good product, I bought the shit for my wife on Christmas and she squirts pretty often with it, now post wet vagina

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Sounds great, but a clit sucker can't make tantric love to you for 2 hours, then grab food while you saw logs, come back and rub your feet. Here's hoping you find both.

Thanks for chiming in, shit break!

That's what my mom used to call me!

my death grip just means I like that abnormal sex now

It's not about what gets you off, it's about who gets you off

This, the dubs speak true

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You might be able to fake orgasms, but i can fake love. :)

Porn has ruined most males ability to make love, any women can cum buckets with enough foreplay and mouth play before penetration. The average porn star is a blown out tire and most men think pain equals pleasure ie. "Muh dick" meme. Having a big dick is a plus, but only if you know how to use it. Foreplay and relaxation are the keys to orgasm, sex should build to a crescendo, and timing is super key. Quality over quantity, multiple orgasms are the objective, and the first one might have to be unlocked by the tongue.

How does it feel knowing that no one gives a shit about you and see you only as another pair of tits

Can you post a picture with your finger in your asshole?

+1

Feels good actually. Knowing you will never reproduce and are proud of it.

Tell us more about this thing. Batteries? How long it take to orgasm? Multiple speeds? Oh, and how do you know I can't compete?

It’s actually quite interesting and I didn’t think it would be worth a shit. Rechargeable. 10 different settings. It says it uses “air pulses” to stimulate the clit, and it vibrates simultaneously. Feels like someone is gently flicking their tongue on the clit while also vibrating. Can cum in 3 minutes or less. Really intense and I cant even use it pass setting 5.

Were you pretty horny before using it? Use any other toys like a dildo or butt plug?

Eh not really very horny but it had been like 5 days so figured I needed the release. I didn’t use any other toys but I guess sometimes I can use a buttplug also.

Sharpie in popper!

Thanks for info. Contact me on kik if you can share more. Crow1966

>How does it feel boys, knowing you can’t even compete with this?
It's actually really hot.
Please, tell me more about how I am inferior to a piece of plastic.

Use it when I'm done using you. Useless bitch

If you've got a paypal or venmo or something I'd love to reimburse you for the 60 dollars.

Why are people booing you? You're correct

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>Quality over quantity
>Multiple orgasms are the objective

You really are retarded, aren't you?

What is it actually named? Clit Sucker seems like an approximation...

Sauce please

My mom used to call me Clit Sucker. Mixed blessing, i assure you, though other moms definitely wanted me to join their carpool.

It’s called the Satisfyer Pro.

>ywn be passed around between middle-aged moms like a sex toy
>ywn suck soccer mom pussy literally all day without receiving any stimulation in return
why live

Haha. You’re one of those. Cute

Don’t feel like posting it here

come onnn

believe it or not, op is still a faggot
all fields

They have models 1,2,3...is yours numbered?

sorry user, sounds like a recipe for disaster

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Posting something like that literally only allows people to give you money and doesn't reveal any details about you.

Yeah I have the first model. I really like the handle design more than the others. Mine is under the air pulse stimulator+vibration tab on their site. It’s the pro 1+

h-how is demeaning me a recipe for disaster?

You’ll just fall further down the rabbit hole.

I'd like that.

Why would we try? We always orgasm, if you're too fucking slow it's not our problem.

>people conversing w/ this roastie
you've let me down, anons

Considering its a stepping stone to sex bots aka the complete replacement of women I feel pretty good tbh.

Sorry user. I’d just degrade, humiliate you and convince you to buy me other toys that are far superior to whatever shrimp dick you’re packing.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gVeVzNHev4o

Can tell you're a fat ass just by your fingers. That's why nobody's sucking your clit bitch

Please do exactly that.
I will pay.

Of course you would.

You know I would, bby

idc as long as you get off on it
i'd love for my gf to use toys in bed ....

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smart fellow

excellent point sir. Was my first thought.

Rock bottom

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you're thinking of cuck

how does it feel knowing you will never get pleasure from a living being and are a slave to machines bitch

Sex industry shill

lel you're hurt

>slave to machines
he says as he posts from his PC where he stays all day coomimg to random girls on the Internet.

hurt that machines be tekken over the werld

>slave to machines
>he says as he posts from his PC where he stays all day coomimg to random girls on the Internet.

he says as he posts from his PC where he stays all day coomimg to random girls on the Internet.

These go both hand in hand. You can't achieve multiple orgasms trying to have mediocre "beg her for some" sex. Wait for the time to be right and then don't disappoint, that's how you get the return customers. Quality over quantity is referring to the amount of sex not orgasm. Most orgasms build up and only intensify for women, hence multiple orgasms are the key to unlocking the mind shattering orgasms that men need to give the women they want to have a healthy sex life with.

>How does it feel boys, knowing you can’t even compete with this?
feels indifferent tbh

the cycle continues

Aren't you worried that by using this you are making yourself worthless? Because you're giving up the one thing men value you for, sex...

So is it going to eventually leave you with a weird elongated pseudo penis?

nope , refer to this

nah lol it doesn’t “suck” like that. hard to explain but it uses “pulses” of air

lol why are you jew lovers so triggered by Liberterians