Do it faggots

I can swim.

I'm a virgin

I own a company and dont have children. I also pay taxes

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i eat avocados in the morning pretty often. salt, paper, lime juice. i drink 100% juice. i own my car outright. i save 40-50% of my income depending on the month

doesn't casually using the word nigger kind of make you a nigger? non-niggers use it non-casually

no, niggers use nigga. that hard R gets them chimping out in no time.

Ani Grape Soda in back?

The bands I like play instruments

Got kicked out of a museum for using my flash. I didn't even have a camera.

I find magic entertaining.

i know my dad, even if he divorced my mom after they both got married right after high school. i spent my summers in HS with him and his gf while my mom got her realtor license and her bf is some guy whose house we stay at who likes to call me champ and chief.

I don't smell like used cum

I tell the officer to have a nice rest of the day too after they let me go with a another warning.

Im pretending to be black on Cred Forums.

I have a valid drivers license and no warrants

I sit quietly in movie theaters and enjoy the film.

I buy 4 layer toilet paper

Niggers cant read. I win by default for replying

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I've been called racist just because of my gender and skin color

Did you know you can use Amazon Cognito for SSO with most identity providers?

I played board games with my family the other day

My college was paid for because my grandmother's father was a farmer and when he died the family sold off his farmland to developers, making my grandmother a millionaire, we aren't exactly sure yet. We wont find out until my grandfather dies. The money was enough to put me through 50k of school plus my cousin's Baylor education.

I make BLT's with tomato soup regularly

I watch Blacked porn on daily basic

He didn't ask about kikes, kike. Go hook your nose into another thread.

>i let my dog lick my mouth
>i have no sense of style
>i've experimented with butt stuff

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Mayonaise is spicy.

I've seen all the Harry Potter movies

I have to wear sunscreen every day.

5! = 120

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lol. I got my bachelor degree. Now getting master degree. No debt at all. The secret is fuck murrica.

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I fucked my sister while my dad fucked me

I work, I study, I live in a family with good reputation, in a large house. I produce music with melody and in my own style rather than hip-hop.

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I can read

I celebrate Fathers Day.

My gf has a black bull

The melanin level in my skin is low.
(Also my bike is bought, not stolen)

I love genocide

I've solved a Rubics Cube, and I'm not Asian.

I am the scourge of the planet

I have no culture other than what I have stolen from other cultures.

I do meth, not crack.
because I'm classy

I haven’t shot up a school.

So... you are everybody but bush people.

I watch Fox News. I support Trump. I believe MS13 is the most dangerous gang in America.Nothing gets my cock harder than a blonde in a confederate flag bikini.
#BuildTheWall

this culture thing is a fucking bullshit. Only a filthy mindless nigger can believe this lie.

you sound like every 2nd generation immigrant I've ever met

I don’t like the following
Chicken
Grape
Watermelon

You spelled rich parents wrong

Florida ?

nope.
I live in Poland.
Education here (as health care) is pretty cheap.

The four dimensional divergence of an anti-semetric second rank tensor equals zero.

c^2 = a^2 + b^2

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I know who my father is and talk to him regularly. I also can say thank you, and know nothing is owed to me for anything past...present...future.

mustard is spicy

Salt is spicy

I'm on Cred Forums.

you mean east germany? poland is not a country and slavs are not white

i have a credit score over 750

I wear me mums knickers

Bro you’re too racist. How are they not white enough?

slavs are genetically inferiour to white people. they are basically talking animals.

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try harder Tyrone Blumenstein

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I'm reading and writing by responding to this thread.

Race is a social construct

because you say so, nigger?

Nice

you watch too much memes. Come to Poland. See for yourself.

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I took a gene test and it says I'm 98% Scandinavian. I'm from Norway. All of you wish you were white as I am.

I put mayo on everything.

LUL, I'm currently getting my degree in Sweden and I don't carry any debt either. What not amerifag.

I legally can vote in elections, for anyone I want, But I just choose not too.

My initial reaction to being slightly inconvenienced isn't to beat the shit out of someone

>requiring a gene test
>not just knowing your family line

Wow what a fucking nigger

Niech tak mysli. Wtedy zadne brudasy ze zachodu nie bede zachecone zeby do nas przyjechac. :-)

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black

These are the whitest things ever

Projecting much?

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I burn in the English sun between april and october.

I don't go around robbing people, cranking out music at 2am or insult people who walk past me.

That's pretty white.

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i walked down the street and didnt hit anyone

I listen to black metal

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I like cottage cheese

That's good, you're absorbing the rays and producing vitamin D. If you were a nigger you'd have to rely upon human-produced supplements.

my bathroom floor isn't covered with tiny springs

> Hitler did not know about the holocaust
> Immediately after birth, I started crying and did not steal a bicycle
> I have a father
> kfc sucks
> as you can see I speak like a human. They make sounds 'mlask mlask smock mlask pfff pfff'
> I'm 27 years old and I've never been to prison
> I bought a watermelon for the last time 5 years ago
> when I see a police car, I don't start shooting

enough?

I listen to music with headphones on the bus

The US prison system is the main source of punishment and rehabilitation for criminal offenses. The system incarcerates more people than any other country in the world. Currently, there are over 2 million people in prisons, jails, and detention centers. This number represents 25% of all inmates in the world even though the US population makes up only 5% of the global population.

i know my dad
i have a stable relationship that is non-abusive
i have steady employment
i vote
i save up for a house
i prioritize an education over everything else
i had "tha white privilage" of going to university
i was never in prison nor have i done something wildy illegal (except for driving over the speedlimit sometimes or the occasional spliff)
i pay my taxes

How many πr bitch?

I didn't vote for Trump because I'm not a Slav.

>Niggerfaggot detected

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I’m a small percent Norwegian. There’s no envy. Norwegians haven’t made that many contributions.

I've said to cashiers, "I think you gave me too much change."

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dobrze mówi

I'm able to do basic maths and comprehend basic english

If you mix garlic into mayonnaise you get aioli. If you mix in tomato sauce and Tabasco you get seafood marinara sauce. If you put tarragon in hollandaise you get bearnaise. Mayonnaise! Them niggers don't know what their missing!

i've never stole a bike

ok nigger lol

im on my way to shoot up a school

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I'm so white, vanilla pudding is to spicy for me.

Start with yourself glow faggot.

That’s a glock 9 mil with full auto select fire on the rear of the slide. Wtf

whyght n ima fuck her n eat her poop

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keeth cozart is a school shooter he will never ever be myself hes gay goofer

she is my slave niggir

i'm good at math.

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I want a house with a wife and kids

>never stole something
>pay taxes
>no welfare
>people understand me when I talk

Perhaps but also keep in mind that America has a lot of niggers that need to be kept in cages for public safety reasons.

i have a job

I play tennis.

My dick is 4-inches

*sits quietly during movie

Spice hurts

I have a stable relationship with my mother and father

Why does the word faggot still rile people up? It's 2020 we all secretly jerk it to trannies.

I have a loving father

I have a bank account and cash my own checks.

Gray eyes

I'm not rich, but I own my land, my house and my car. Because i earned everything with hard work

I really can't. I have a job and a gf but am a loser by every other account

I hate black people/ all people of color for reasons I don't understand. I ignore science and professionalism in favor of random unsubstantiated faggot charts from Cred Forums. I (don't) actually believe 45 will make America Great Again with his medieval mindset and I love triggering libtards. I drive drunk, use drugs, and hit and refuse to respect the women I know, but I suppose I am somehow better than a nigger. I have no skills and everyone gives me the benefit of the doubt. I am personally offended by social gains by people of color, who I hate and feel I am in competition with, though I remain the dominant power structure free from mass discrimination. My eventual wife will have a flat ass and I will love her I-like-to-watch-True-Blood-and-Supernatural-which-is-just-as-good-as-having-a personality. I fantasize all day about sucking black dick and eating nigger cum from her pussy. I am deeply afraid of brown skin and live here on /b because no one irl will tolerate such nonsense.

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OP is a faggot

man thank god there is no conceivable way that those dirty westeners would be able to read this

*post*

Born from a more wealthy family in Rural Michigan. Pretty much all the white people here are German Americans, and my mother and grandmother are obsessed with herritage.

I am 50%German and 25%English 10% French 6%Swedish 5%pol 4%Dutch %whatever tf

My Male lineage traces directly back to English nobility, therefore William of Normandy, therefore Charlamange.

Also have another side of the family that is the direct dependence of Swedish Vikings, and others related to the house of Hohenzollern.

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I've payed into my 401k this month.

>indoctrinate
>spread civil strife
>blame whites
>celebrate diversity
>still 13% still 50%

i own a flashlight

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I enjoy potato salad in thousand island dressing

this mostly suggests black populations are harshly over-policed and, with any amount of Google, you'll find blacks definitely are statistically given longer sentences for the same crime as their white counterparts which they are more likely to persecuted for in the first place
now that you're racist thought-free statistic has been debunked, I trust you'll move on and stop saying so, right?
>constanza.jpeg
I accept anything as long as it is negative and about blacks

Washington Compost is such a shit newspaper.

Niggers

I have no criminal record

I've never used the word conversate over converse

I went to my mom and dads for dinner last night and my sister has three kids with the same man that she's still happily married to.

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I'm going to work on Martin Luther Thug Jr Day

Jew free thread

I am proud of the accomplishments of my people throughout history.

You'll also find that the sentencing gap between men and women is significantly higher in favor of women. Additionally this statistic ignores repeat offenders and the fact that white people are more likely to trust the system and jump through all of the hoops to get what amounts to a 19% differential at most.

The 13/50% is for murder, not crime in general. I don't think you have a bunch of white people running around killing people and getting off without a conviction.

I can talk to cops without getting shot

i can drive without getting pulled over

I own a MAGA hat

High fives
Finger guns
“Thanks bud”
“See ya later alligator!”

My dick doesn't look like a turd

There is no god

I get no assistance because of the color of my skin, I am afforded no special treatment or aid in basically any part of my life. No government mandated discrimination in my favor, except maybe against asians when applying for college.

I get treated like I am part of a monolith that is all powerful and designed to keep other types of people down. I work relentlessly to keep with the expectations of friends and family to become successful, while being constantly told I'm privileged because of how I look.

I have severe stress and guilt on my conscience for not being enough, or able to hack it in life with absolutely no safety net or sympathy for my struggles. I am told I'm the enemy on a near daily basis, and it is socially acceptable to do so.

lol white people should know there's a god. a god that has a plan for everyone and it loves white people. you must be mixed crap that feels like since bad things happen to good people, there's no god.

you don't appreciate what you have and are and you don't see how god made the other shit losers for a reason.

Get a load of all them honkeys in this thread.

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Nigger

I smoke lucky strike

I hate fried chicken and I support Donald Trump

My credit score is 17 points shy of perfect.

I eat cheese by itself because it tastes good.

I only got 2 years for murder.

I hate chicken and waffles
>Together or separately

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I don't like fried chicken and grape juice

I went 65 in a 50 and got off with a warning

I know how to swim and love to, I do fingerguns all the time, I only listen to 2 rappers(Eminem and Kanye) and the rest of my music taste is rock or electronic, I LOVE cheese and dairy in general, and don’t like fried chicken(or any fried food save the occasional donut or french fry). And I get sad when I throw a plastic water bottle in the trash instead of recycling.

My children know me.

I dont really understand why we have today off, but have to work on Columbus Day.

I'm a father and I have custody of my kids from their degenerate mother.

Toothpaste is spicy

My dad didn’t run away

my dad died alcoholic, and at the time of my birth there were no black people in my country.

Post that bitch's pussy

Murrifag, probably not white at all

I can't because I'm black

I go on vacations to warmer country's in the winter.

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I know how to swim

I'm at home. NOT AT A MLK WALK LIKE A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get slightly nervous at Popeye's so I always get a grape soda

I have used an enema

I have an investment portfolio

I’m working on James Earl Ray day.

I think color-conscious programs addressing racial disparity and leveling my large advantage are discriminatory toward me and I am mad! Only I deserve to succeed!

I always wanted to shoot up little kids

mustard is spicy mayonnaise change my mind

Great this about being white?
I don't gotta prove shit to you.

I have a MAGA hat

I have a job and i love my work.

I have a water softener.

I used to be Amish

I don't expect special accolades because I properly take care of my children, like you're supposed to.

Also, I use words like accolades.

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I stand by my Israeli brothers. The proudest action a true white man can do.

Polish is not white

>accolades

I feel like even street shitters have at least heard this word. That's not very special.

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Proper English and grammar.... you a liar, wyte boi

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>racial disparity and leveling my large advantage
A wise man once said: "there is not greater inequality than attempting to make unequal things equal." If you, a mud, truly were equal you would not need any equalization programs.

i smell good

I eat wheat thins

Nigger triggered

Bank gave me a small business loan with a below market apr.

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i can say rød grød med fløde.

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>dog lick mouth
Still better than letting a groid lick one's mouth.

>being this stupid
this will for sure go over your head, because you want it to, but a wise man once said
"when you're accustom to privilege, equality feels like oppression." Gonna leave this info here for you because American public school has failed you

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i get free ice cream because i know their kids

Faggot or vagina detected.

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Well damn you called him stupid and said that anyone who feels they've been discriminated against because of their skin color, is wrong and doesn't believe in evidence.

As long as and only if they are white of course. Make sure you make that discrimination, otherwise you're racist.

I see the indoctrination is strong with this one.

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kek that thing would be good for hitting the G spot

I appreciate your ability to supplant objective, factual reality with your strong feelings
"Look at this faggot, indoctrinated by science and research"
>costanza.jpeg

>"when you're accustom to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
Did a jew say this? There is nothing wise about it but rather it is a false pathologization of the natural order as an unfair social "privilege." Niggers have had equal access to everything since the 60's and still come out below Whites in virtually everything hence why all these equalization programs are needed. Since equal access failed to make groids and other groups equal now they need more-than-equal access. What it boils down to is trying to compensate for genetic inequality with social equality programs. This can only lead to disaster as it artifically suppresses the more capable whilst artifically elevating the inferior.

>"racial and ethnic minorities generally lack the power to damage the interests of whites, who remain the dominant group in the U.S."
If white interests were safe from being damaged then anti-White programs like these would not exist. This is classic doublethink.
>exercise of power and authority
This is a glimpse into what anti-Whites want, which is to make the founding stock and majority of the U.S. a thoroughly subjugated minority in their own country.
>American public school
Let me guess, isn't anti-White enough for you, right?

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I don't make excessive amounts of noise in movie theaters and restaurants

Easy. Ask me anything about the Normandy invasion.

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How many soldiers were secretly gay?

I know who my dad is and I have a job

Frankenmuth isnt all that rural
nort of Alpena or up in da Yoop now thats rural

I enjoy cheese

I own multiple shares of multiple ETFs, Mutual Funds, and stocks and track their performance routinely.

Im gay ,liberal, and enjoy feminism

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Very white.

youtu.be/2qfxU6snn4c

shut up nigger

as a straight man, i love this guy

I have a job, don't require financial aid and can support a family of 3 kek. Couldn't be you

Definitely not, uh who the fuck are you? Giving credit to the shitskins, pathetic

my last name isn't a dead president

I have a wife and a 1 year old son at my home rn.

I'm a Conservative

This post is more jew-faggot than a nigger-jizzed bagel

I can watch documentaries about tribes without cringing.

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my nigga

I eat the pussy

sup whitey

I can swim

I actually think BBC is a thing.

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your a fucking nazi for having 2 parents!!!!!!!!!

"Now get this, honky. You go tell Rafael that I ain’t taking no jive from no Western Union messenger. You tell that asshole if he got something to tell me to get his ass down here himself. Then he said that I was to get my white ass out of there quick or he’d cut it."

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I take the sticker off my hat before I wear it

black parents are better than whites

I know both my parents

Damn right

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This is the shit

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Why would he go to a country full of slav animals?

wtf tho

Could you elaborate on this my good man?

I work and pay taxes.

Found the nigger.

Haven't been shot by the police

Nin'niku no nioi!

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I'm not in debt

-I enjoy wine
-I eat cheeses like gorgonzolla and rocfort on a daily basis
-I go swimming every 2 days
-I read a book each month
-I applaud when the plane lands

I am currently living in Belgium and I am drinking a monk made beer

Enjoy your salted herring

i eat boiled chicken instead of fried niggers

>Only a filthy mindless nigger can believe this lie.
+1
It's a projection. Just like when they accuse us of insecurity.

My parents don't hit me

I come from a sect created by Mary Magdalene about Jesus named Christianity, my fellow ancestors have ruled Europe. We almost took the Holy Lands back from those pesky islamist so that we can return them to the zionists. Then we collaborated and sent Lenin to the Russian empire to collapse it, made the Bolsheviks conquer half of Europe. Also we sacrificed a bunch of low tier jews, added another 0 to the records, then gave the higher tier jews called zionists extra brownie points to get the Holy Lands thru Israel.

Then we got sent to USA as zionistic puppets to protect them from any racial flak. We shall fight for them until we destroy some temples in Israel from other religions, build our jewish one and summon Messiah to purge the world just like it's said in the Torah.
At the moment we can't do that because then it will cause the Jihad in the islamic world and start WW3. Plus China told us to stop religious wars and North Korea said they have our nuclear bombs rigged to destroy us if we do something at the moment.

TL;DR Torah is pretty neat and white skinned jews that rule the western economical world agree on it. Thus I'm white.

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My mom is my sister and my dad is my brother and we all fuck my sister/mom

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I open carry and am alive to post about it

I don't worship Satan.

my dick is small and i cant dance

Mayonnaise is too spicy for me.

Yo waddup faggots
Im at work

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I have a credit score of 320.

I have no ass to the point I look like I a frog

I love so spend my father's money (which he inherited) on materialistic soulless garbage such as my bad dragon dildos

I'm not

>I look like I a frog

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I speed all the time and have never had a speeding ticket.

I have a tiny dick

I made hardtack because I was bored

You're a pussy. I make men like you my bitch. You'll love cock after I'm done with you.

I can’t dunk
I use standard American english
My pants do not hang below my ass
I need SPF 30 in the summer

White people are feminine and need to be killed off

I have a job and support my family

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>White people are feminine
>need to be killed off
Bring it mudboi.

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I make 100k a year by going to work.

i have no prison or police record

dad?

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I owe a monthly mortgage and I pay taxes.

I don't do drugs

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Gay spot whiteboi

I don't rely on welfare

Bullshit!!.. Post experian

TRUMP2020

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I only fuck black women.a nigger wouldnt even think about that,shlomo

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White beaner here... Can I join?.. I'm 6'3 and 180..also have big white mexican dick.

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Wes Watson could carry my jock to the laundromat for a fee.

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i have a small dicc

i own 2 houses