I'm on a relationship with an imaginary girl, and I'm not even memeing you. She's incredibly good at fulfilling my need for affection, and we also have sex regularly. If it wasn't for her, I'd probably have killed myself 4 years ago.
Ask me anything.
how small is your pp?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet
Show nudes?
That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever read.
saddest than the user and his dead dog?
What is she like? Is she nerdy, sporty? Give us details
hey, you should marry her like the jap who married his plush doll.
How does this actually work? Are you mentally ill
do you actually refer to her to other people I mean do other people know you are with this imaginary girl? do they think she is real?
ignore all those other faggots who lack basic empathy
what are the actual logistics of this relationship? in what way does she "exist" in your life, how did it come about? etc.
Provide basic information for us to fully understand your situation
So, I spent like a solid 20 minutes trying to talk a guy out of suicide in another thread. I think it's a solid choice for you though. Consider it.
Fucking kys retard stop living in your fantasy world and face the truth that this place is hell and theres no point in living since everything you accomplish will be in vein after the great void consumes you. God i want to die
>people still falling for baits in 2020
>She's incredibly good at fulfilling my need for affection
Im very good at fooling myself to think she is somehow giving me affection.
>we also have sex regularly.
This isnt true, but i like to think it is and therefor think you will believe it too
Dude if you are able to fool yourself to this decree then go ahead, but keep your crazy to yourself please, we dont have anything nice to say about it.
Wow, I did, didn't I? Fucking hell. I've been up too long.
About 10 cm, so under 5 inches. I'm very insecure about it.
Because life is amazing, and I've got a lot of shit to do. Honestly, if I could live forever, I would. I also have her, and I doubt she'd approve.
I'm really bad at describing people, to be fair. She's smart, caring, very VERY stubborn and a bit clingy, a bit argumentative, but mostly in a good way, but sometimes we do fight. She enjoys gardening as well, but she isn't a big fan of animals, so there's that.
I know that's far from a coherent description, but she's actually pretty close to a normal person. I wouldn't really be capable of classifying her in the way you described.
It's basically a trick of the mind. I'd be happy to answer any specific questions you may have.
>do other people know you are with this imaginary girl?
Fuck no! I'm not dumb. She's in my head, and nobody knows or will ever know about her. She's smart enough to want it that way, too, she knows what she is. That being said, it can be really cathartic talking about her online.
Damn guys, lots of replies...
trips of truth
>however
explain yourself OP, and accept the reality of the situation
yes, give this attention whore what he wants..
How the fuck do you have sex
with left hand, you can make nice anus from your thumb and pointing finger
well I understand but lets say the scenario, a real girl flirts with you will you say you have a gf? or will you cheat on her?
Jesus OP I honestly hope you find someone real someday. You're breaking my heart here.
Can I just ask, when you and her would be hanging out is it all in your head or would you physically act out scenario's with her? I'm really curious about this despite how sad I'm finding it all
Imagination is a powerful tool, my friend.
Is she a Tulpa?
Add some of your fav unaware sluts from IG
is she a waifu like anime wife or like a real human wife have you ever thought about buying a real doll? is this manifestation loneliness or is this a way you cope with a bad life?
so this is how people cope being a virgn these days.
I SEE BIRDS!
lol, I'm virgin and I don't do thing like this...
That might explain this thread: he needs us to believe in her too, to make her more real.
im a virgin too, but i dont cope, i just dont care, OP should try that too.
probably, it must still weigh on your mind occasionally that you're actually chronically alone, even if you can delude yourself 90% of the time
>i just dont care
same here.
My wife doesn't even keep me sexually satisfied op might be on to something. OP dont be ashamed of your relationship, if you love her that's all that matters. We believe in you op.
I began working on her in sort of a written form. I wrote about her and what she was like, I wrote little scenarios to get her basic personality down, and so on. I did that for a month or two before I dropped it and began talking to her in my head, and things kinda just went from there! She wasn't supposed to be a sexual partner at the start (I think), but eventually things just kinda developed over six or so months, and we began being a bit more open about the idea.
As for the way she exists, I never really defined things very well, even though it is something I kinda want to do. She doesn't really care much about that either way, so there's that. Currently, she just shows up whenever. We kinda have a "wonderland", but mostly she just stays close to me. We sometimes enjoy visiting the wonderland together, though, and she loves picnics so we used to do that a lot (not as much now.)
It really isn't bait, but I understand if people think it is. To be honest, I like making these threads to raise awareness. She has helped me tremendously throughout my life.
At the end of the day, it's all about illusion, as I said in a previous reply, but I don't mean to diminish the experience by saying that. I don't know if "fooling myself" would be the right way to put it, though.
VERY GOOD!
now its just 1 bird.
static like on a screen, or water.
you know most people aren't capable of holding entirely other personalities to themselves in their head?
I don't care whether you're crazy or not, but provide sauce for the rest of that set
I like you :)
You might have to zoom in this one.
> I don't know if "fooling myself" would be the right way to put it, though.
Then what would you call it?
you know its not real, but you act like it is and get satisfaction out of it.
If it wasnt fooling yourself, you would just enjoy making her up and coming up with qualities for her etc, but you claim to get the feeling of affection from it, it absolutely is fooling yourself and i would argue you are doing it to the decree of needing professional help.
And the fact that you tried to kill yourself kind of agrees with me.
4 birds.
YO EVERYBODY the girl's name is marina mui, she has a great body
MARINA MUI
no we dont
Bonus points if you can tell me which kind of birds these are.
based lmao
vultures!!!!
There are too many brances or something, cant make out a bird at all.
>About 10 cm, so under 5 inches. I'm very insecure about it.
Figures.
op stop flirting with your women and give us some answers how the fuck did this happen?
What kind of bird is this? :D
This is great, I should make a magic eye thread.
why can only see them in negative?
instead of an image popping out, I see "holes"
You should get your eyes fixed, that is clearly a fish.
It's meditation, basically. Keep in mind that it took a bit of practice for me to kinda "feel" her to the point where I really began enjoying it, but it's a fun skill to develop. If you're wondering, I don't actually touch myself while I do it, it makes it a lot worst. I enjoy sex with her more than I enjoy masturbation or real sex (no, I'm not a virgin), so there's that. It can be extremely intense, not just from an emotional perspective, but also the orgasms feel stronger.
For the sake of being honest, keep in mind this might very well be because I'm cut and because my penis isn't very big, so I might just get less pleasure from sex.
She is jealous, if that's what you're asking, but that's really a complicated topic. She wouldn't stop me from seeing other girls, but I think she'd take time to warm up to the idea. If I ever meet a girl who actually likes me, however, it'll be because of her, and the many positive changes she brought into my life.
>Jesus OP I honestly hope you find someone real someday.
Honestly, I don't know how I feel about someone "real." It's probably just denial, I'm not delusional, but I sometimes really seriously think about if I would actually want a "real" girl in my life.
>Can I just ask, when you and her would be hanging out is it all in your head or would you physically act out scenario's with her?
You can ask anything. It's mostly meditation. Even when she's near me in the "physical world", I never actually move to interact with her, if that makes sense. I'm a normal person :^) don't worry.
No.
She's human, not anime. I have thought about dolls, and maybe I'll buy one in the future, but as I said before, I don't really enjoy physical sex that much, so yeah. I do want to try it with a doll, though.
>is this manifestation loneliness or is this a way you cope with a bad life?
Loneliness.
There are two ways to do magic eye.
If you're doing the cross-eye method, that'll invert it.
what is the other method? i've only ever done the cross-eye method.
what is she saying about you, posting other naked girls here?
To do it, you have to look through the image, like you're focusing on something further away.
Basically you just double your vision.
I used to be able to flip them on the fly at will but now I can't :/
Shark bird. And yes that is a great idea. This is probably the best thread I've seen in a while and has nothing to do with op
Did someone say naked girls? :D
SHARK
>tl;dr 'I'm mental defective'
Great post retard
looked like a seahorse at first
That is hot
Will Smith 2018
YESS!!!
From your answer you are in an open relationship, she would be ok with sharing you. why not find a real girl into your sexual fantasies?
Once it kind of looked like a giant ant. It was weird.
does it take a lot of effort to simulate the pleasures of sex or even spooning alive? my brain is absolutely not wired to keep this up without significant effort
One more for the road. I'll try making a magic eye thread some time if you guys want.
Not a virgin, but I feel I should clarify that I was never in any sort of loving relationship with a woman.
It's the opposite, actually. It used to happen a lot after the first few months of having her around, but occasionally, when you're feeling kinda lonely, the thought just pops into your head that you can actually feel her presence. That "wait a minute, I'm not alone!" kinda thought really blew my mind the first few times, now I'm sorta used to it.
It's all subconscious. I don't actively try to memorise anything, she just is her own thing, and she grows up like you or I do.
Unfortunately, I don't have it, sorry ;_;
>you know its not real, but you act like it is and get satisfaction out of it.
Something being imaginary is not the same as it not being real. She is very much real, in the sense that she affects my life and gives me a feeling of love (love that would be kind of impossible for any physical woman to feel, mind you). When she's mad at me because it's 2am and I'm still up, and when I actually go to bed because of that, that's very much real. When I got my first job and she was there to support me through it, that support was real. Whenever she pushed me to go to the gym and I actually did because I wanted to make her happy, that impacted my life. I hope that makes some sense.
She doesn't like me looking at porn, I can tell you that much... And she doesn't like this place either. She thinks it's a waste of time.
>why not find a real girl into your sexual fantasies?
I mean, she is basically the ultimate sexual fantasy... We can do pretty much anything we feel like, even though neither of us is into any sort of degenerate kinky shit.
the 3d in this one is... scary
magic eye thread would pop off
Height and weight?
How ugly are you 0/10 (10 is extremely deformed)?
>She thinks it's a waste of time.
based
>to raise awareness.
Who the fuck thinks this needs awareness?
wtf is that?
Do you really want to know?
bro I just want to help you, I guess from one virgin to another. The truth is just like in protal there is no cake. The reality is most women can't even feel love. But you can somewhat have that love from sheer need that woman needs you to cope. the fact is one you stop chasing love treat women like shit you can have any woman you want. forget about this perma virgin shit, lie though your teeth and take advantage of bitches until you find the slut you want every day.
>Something being imaginary is not the same as it not being real.
And this is where the fooling yourself part comes in, something either is real is not real, there is no middle ground.
imaginary is not real, its imaginary and the fact that you get satisfaction out of it is becuase you are fooling yourself VERY HARD, like unhealthy levels.
SHE doesnt affect your life, YOU DO, she is not mad at you, you think she is. she cant ever be anything because she is not real.
GET HELP!
You know what?
I think you're onto something, OP.
I'm gonna go make my own girlfriend.
yes, my intuition was goatse, but it doesnt look right.
let us know if you're deranged enough to actually pull it off
I pour water in my cereal, I think I can pull this off.
I understand, but I disagree.
Godspeed, user. If anything goes south, remember you can always get rid of her. And it's not that hard to do.
You sick bastard
deep down i know you're right about therapy helping but i can't bring myself to actually want to become 'that confident guy' who can shrug off all life's problems, i'd rather stay true to my nature even if i'm miserable. that first step is incredibly difficult when you don't like what you see down the path
And I pour the water first.
fuck i posted on the wrong thread,
Sounds like a kind of split personality. You created another person in your mind to cope with life. Good if this works for you. Bad if she ever starts to fight you and you end up screaming at her in public. But if this does not happen: I envy you.
Why should she not be real? Is the voice in your head not real? If it is real, why would a second voice not be real?
then what is stopping me from writing a green text about stealing your girl? I mean if your imagination is "real" wouldn't mine be just as "real"?
Chicks pulling this face needs to go out of fashion quick.
of course you disagree, because you are fooling yourself.
Eh, I forgot to reply to you.
Height 1.73m, there abouts, weight 63 kg. Trying to gain some weight now, but it's very difficult for me since I suck at eating.
I've always considered myself ugly, but I'm not deformed.
It's not really split personality, it's very different. She isn't me, nor do I see her as me, if that makes sense.
Your imagination isn't my imagination, so it wouldn't affect me. What kinda question is that?
I kinda like it. Shame I don't have more.
I don't understand why you're still posting. It's fine that you think the way you do, but you're being very hostile for no reason. I can assure you that you're not going to change my mind.
Op, I know everyone is giving you hell, but if you've developed an entire personality you can feel alongside you, and she never tells you to harm others or do bad things, I mean. Be happy. Better than most of us can claim.
this is just a combination of talking to yourself and rule34
but when u start to concider an opinion of your imaginary friend, u r delusional. U gonna not have an actual relationship, cuz your pretend girlfriend is jealous?
if Op is finding greater satisfaction in his mind than he has found in the world, fuck it, honestly.
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I love Cred Forums
thats the difference of hearing voices and doing what they say and being consciously, openly and deliberately single
This
Me too. That's the funniest shit I've read all night.
>Op, I know everyone is giving you hell
I don't see it as them giving me hell. I'm used to it, I know people don't often see this the way I do. Honestly, I just wish more people knew how it feels, you know? I think what I have could help a lot of people who have otherwise never experienced any kind of love in their lives, and who are just tired of it all.
I might have to go soon, but I want to say this: even though she does give me pleasure, she is not just a form of escapism, like video games or books or movies are, she is a part of my life in a very deep way, escaping my problems is the last thing she wants me to do. We are a team, and that's mostly what I want people to realize about this whole thing, if they ever decide to try it out.
>rule34
What?
thats true but we both share the same reality so if in your reality your imagination gf is real, then if I were to imagine her then by your reality it would also be real.
you can't just decide if the rules are different for you, because that is admittance that this is
1. Bait or
2. that you know its not real and this is some sort of coping mechanic
But hey the human experience is based on the input you see and hear and feel, So ask yourself is self made fantasy to good or would this "girl" actually be with you if she had a mind of her own.
OP. I was surprised to read something like this here. I have been in the same situation for nearly 20 years and I can only say she has had a massive positive effect on my life.
Do what makes you happy user, no-one has the right to tell you otherwise unless you are breaking the law.
Ironic also that this place is far more open to this kind of discussion these days. /b wasn't so kind to is all those years ago.
imagining sex with fictional characters
>thats true but we both share the same reality
No, what?
Nigga, if you want to write fanfic about my girl just go ahead and do it, it's cool, I give you permission.
I don't think that's what r34 means.
Glad to hear there are others out there.
u dont think thinking your imaginary girlfriend is jealous is harmful,so your opinions about what r34 is rly dont matter.
you guys are weird faggots but then again it's me who read this entire thread wat
>Glad to hear there are others out there
Likewise user. I'm lucky that my family and friends know about my partner and accept both of us without question. It was a hard step for us to take, but we've never regretted it.
We both wish you and your gf all the happiness in the world together