Waifu something breadamajig

Waifu something breadamajig

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing. Fuck you, merchant
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind.
>Seriously, you look like cringelords
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original and frequent
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Traps are gay.
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, no

Rory-sama claimed

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Bump

lol!

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i don't think i can survive this cold

how do the people in Canada do it 10 months out of the year?

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By not being cold

-cold hugs-

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torch

are you ded

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but how? i don't think heat exist there!

-shivers- >////<

only cavemen use fire >

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How's your booboo after hospital?

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cute pics

you shouldn't miss someone like me ><
i miss you too though

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Waifu Aqua!

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Nice senpair

cute :)
of course i miss you -w-
i found another plastic thingy to mess with like the one i showed you

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add me cutie

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nice duker

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imma claim shouko

and prolly lurk a bit

hello

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Did you find himr?
Neziwi?

Hirasawa Yui

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nor

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oki oki

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Oh, fooled me againr

> Neziwi?
I'm not sure if you're asking if im someone whos been here before or not... but no, this is the first time ive joined in

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Nice sweater. But this is better.

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i think im the one getting fooled herer

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What is fooling you?r
Oh. That is okay. Welcome to.. this

him being nicerr

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Is this the this i think this is? Else, is this.. what is this?

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She's got one too~

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i want one too!

right now i'm just playing with my zippo, its allowed in my job :)

are you rested now?

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orange blop

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cute :o
it's allowed? weird..
i've been laying down a bit so i guess you could say that

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Why wouldn't he ber

I think hentai turned me gay

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What do you think this is?

>Is this the this i think this is
no
>what is this?
a waifu thread

people having a chat
some friendly some not
maybe a cozy place
im not sure

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i don't think your plastic thing is allowed tho..
if they don't know what it is i have to keep it in my locker...

-snuggle-

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More or less accurate, that's what it's devolved into. You're probably best to ignore me though, enjoy

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Hugu

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because he's a duke toor
not fair -w-
-snugs-

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that was a close get
devolved? why do you say that?

thanks but i think you were wrong

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please tell duke to add me :<
they were licking the zippo pretty hard... i think some people have no respect...

anyway i'm glad you're posting :)

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Is it okay that sometimes I like to imagine my waifu working at a bikini bar, where I'm her favorite customer?

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can you add him?r
licking ??
im glad you're here too :) but i need to go ;-;
bbl

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I don't know who he isr

>mfw you leave
love you sweetheart

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MALD

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MALDING

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kek
+1

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I have way too much free time on my hands

It makes me uncomfortable, I feel like I'm always forgetting something.

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Hanako from Katawa Shoujo, anyone?

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I went for the legs girl that one time. Why Hanako?

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Out with the team having a feast

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Breakfast item.

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Artillery mammal

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Nourishment.

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How you do?

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dont slap down an hour session of beatsaber after not playing for a month

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we should play VR together
are you okay?
dark poster

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new life
who dis

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go

super shaky
but thats to be expected
definitely didnt miss arm day today

until i can save up for a rift, im limited to psvr

welcome to life 2.0

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Only in your deepest self is the truth of what you can be. And, without a doubt, that truth is terrible to bear.

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no comprende
arms are good! make sure to keep them fit! as well as every other limb and muscle group and stuff!
oh, i see. that's okay. we should play a game together some day, though.
yeah i agree
hey, cute girl

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Just reading manga and waiting in bed.
I want to get up and shower in a bit.
You?
Git gud.

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no.
life discarded.

gud taste.

ded.

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i cant stop shitting

dump

I'm out eating with my team.
What's on the pages?

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bast

im blood and bones
bones worth about $1500

for sure for sure, i dont game as much as i used to but im trying to get back into it. i do a bit of pc stuff too

i did git gud
but jebus these new packs

so then !life2.0

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Some zombie SOL comedy romace thingy.
Not the worst I've read honestly.

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Did you survive? Or am ded?

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Claimed

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life.dispose();

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Ukyo is still BAE.

Being lewd is against the rurus, I am dissapoint.
Kneesocks claimed

you seem alive to me...
ah, right. you're the programmer, right? all those fancy bleep bloops and whatnot?
Tendie nice

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How's it going?
Thank you :)

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She can cook, but the spatula scares me a little
Howdy

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Reminds me of an H

I'm partly alive

post hand painted

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life.spawn();

i am a programmer, yes. bloop blops, and occasionally even a blep

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How'd you know I'm not a robot.
prove.
go.

I really think so!
Even though i was programmed to act nice.

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Theres that at least. Time for resting?

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Nice nice.
Was it good? Link if so.
Also what are you eating?

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Time for eating and then more driving

It's quality is subjective and the prescence of romance is non existent

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okay... i did a happy thing today.
hi there. i like your posts even though you hardly ever get a reply. how do you do it?
beep boop boop bop boop boop beep
because i'm a robot, see above

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I don't really care if I get replies, I just post

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life.d̶͉̻͑͌̄͐e̶̛͈͈̺͌̑̍̀̊̂͆́͜l̶̢͓̘̖͉̫̻̣̺̜͚͕̾̌́̂̓̑͑̕͜͠ę̵̪͍͙̝͛̈́̎̽̔͘̕t̴̰̻̥͈͊̏͘ė̵̘̝̞̮͖̰͚̥̼̎̆̽̓͝ͅ(̴̛͇͕̯͎͍̫̺͑͛̿̑͌̿̃̀̋̈̈́̀͝)̴̖̭͉̺̦̜͖̃͑̒̎͋͐̕;̶̨̛̥̖̀̈́͒̆

no.

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hello person i havent said hello to

scary zalgo is scary

what do you play? you mentioned wanting to sometime

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Hello!

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word. that's a good way to live in general.
i hope you enjoy posting as much or more than i enjoy your posts. hopefully more than.
i don't know how this effect is done, but it gives me scanlines on my screen and makes it look like i'm using a CRT all with a static image
are you okay, friend? please be honest.
uh... VRChat... i tried Pavlov with a friend but it didn't work that grand. there's some other cool titles i've probably played before but my brain is being thermal throttled.

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Im one of Chinos many, many many many many husbands

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F O L L O W

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Is it degenerate stuff?
You're being depressive again.

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hows life user?

ive actually never even played vrchat. i suppose i should sometime.

my friend.. you do not look like a husband

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Glad you enjoy!

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noted.

I feel like im trapped in vr.
it is 2am.
I want out.

>again
oki oki :3 haha

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Pretty good, getting really cold overnight but it's going to pass in a day or so, yourself?

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it's fun, kind of. i just lurk around in private worlds and... hang out. i don't talk much..
glad you're glad!
you should rest friend.
stay safe.

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stop posting this

i want to be sop's hubo

this you? who are you
duke

But no more performances?

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duke

from everything ive seen, it looks fun.. i didnt even know you could play it without vr until a few days ago so i never looked into it. why dont you talk?

gotta keep comfy in this winter air. doing better than i have been, i found these comfy threads lately.. and they give me a bit of hope

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Death is before me today
like health to the sick
like leaving the bedroom after sickness.

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Is that Duke?

Death is before me today
like the odor of myrrh
like sitting under a cloth on a day of wind.

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i don't know... people are scary.. i don't know what to say...
there's all those cool YouTube compilations and stuff of cool stuff happening...
i don't know where to go or who to talk to... i just like lurking in this one comfy avatar world...

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user
Tomo

Death is before me today
like the odor of lotus
like sitting down on the shore of drunkenness.

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You're cute you just need to lose the glasses.

Don't know who can relay the message to him, but I'm sure someone will

That's good to hear!

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Tonight's dinner, spaghetti with bechamel sauce and sautéed mushrooms.

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you dont have to be cool
or fun, or funny
just be you, no matter where you are
or what you do

in the end, no one is.

he reminds me of a friend i had through school, spot on

its nice to see that theres a place left on the internet
where people can still exist
and just be people
i dunno, im crazy

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What do you mean? That's one of the Tomoko posters

This is what I want from you
I have always wanted to to do domestic things

yeah... that makes sense... thanks...
we should do something together some day, though, okay?
are you shy? you don't seem like it. i admire that. in some way you remind me of myself, but you're better, because you're not me

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i would rather be frends with a fuck up then a perfict girl bcc i toam a fuck up
~n

That's why I come here

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Did you bring me any bottle?

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whoever the guy in that image is
he looks exactly like someone i knew through school

im terribly shy, absolutely
but why would i be here?
here im shouko, im anonymous
and thats why i like these
thats what gives me hope
people can be people and socialize, without dealing with the shyness.. idk
we should do something sometime,
but im not better than you, no one is
in the end we're just space dust
that makes us all gods in our own right
and we rule our own reality,
you are better than everyone you ever meet
because you are you

im glad you do, thank you for being a part of it

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Maybe he is.

you are not your waifu, retard

my waifu isnt even real

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that's the whole point, retard

Likewise!

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i got an un open manischewitz
red
~n

probably not
the guy in the picture is from maine

hello user
you have to describe "you", because youre saying that about text on a screen.
every word i post, is a post by anonymous
not me
so have a grand day

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i think i understand you. i don't know what to say. "that's life"
that's really beautiful, thanks. i like when nice anons like yourself type something that makes a bunch of sodium in my face explode (or however neurons work, i dropped bio).
>you are better than everyone you meet
>because you are you
i'm flattered, but i don't agree. at least, through my view. how sad subjectivity must be.
you better delet this right noe

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People move

Follow what

Not even close to no more.

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how dare you call me that you fat shit

n

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i am real, i bleed green just like the rest of you
~N

Red wouldn't pair well with white sauce...

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thanks, im glad you liked it
i like to think of myself as a nice user,
but ive also been here for a long time
ive lived my life trapped in my mind,
and honestly anonymous is the only way ive ever been able to get out
heres (hopefully) a fun one

when you read my words
or any words for that matter
they filter through every experience
memory
and feeling you've had
you build context from what you read
and your environment decides the meaning
i only steer it
your neurons fire synapses,
telling your body what to do
what to think, and feel
these happen before you consciously know them
by a full ten seconds
your brain just decided what you will think in ten seconds
without you steering it
that sodium, is proof of a realization
even if you yourself dont know it
our subconscious is beautiful
and tremendously smart
but our consciousness is just a crutch

sorry for the textwalls

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I guess theres no rest for the wicked huh

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>you rest right?

i
i don't understand most of what you said but it looked pretty intellectual so here's a +1
thanks for the words anyway. please keep posting the nice words. or don't. it's your choice.

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i would rather have something that dose not pair well, then have something that is not made by you
~N

TOMO BALL TOMO BALL

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sorry, i just kinda went on a thoughtflow rant there for a minute lol.
science is fun

your brain makes decisions for you ten seconds before you know, an example is this..

as you write your reply to this message, each letter you type was decided ten seconds before you type it, before you even thought about typing it.
but your anxiety in typing, changes that course. you're going to think about those letters now, those words, and the meaning you're going to portray is different than it would have been. hope that clarified my nonsense... or made it worse idk

does who rest?

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go make an akari thread

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we already know we are NOT living in the matrix
because of the number PI is infinite
in all other simulations there hast to be a resurrection cap

~N

My skills on fermenting extend only onto mead territory, I'm not sure I could produce tasty wine.
Hello Nine. Really tired, will rwst soon.

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How does a bowl break on carpet?

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i didnt say anything about living in the matrix
thats just how your brain works
if youre interested in it, check out the neuroscience of free will

altho i would like to argue about living in the matrix since quantum mechanics is literally error-correcting code, but math and physics arent inherently the same so thats still just a belief system

i love mead, my buddy taught me to make it a while back

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claimed and claimed

checked this shit twice, fuck you

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Claimed

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>she was posting her lewds

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hay nabiki, someone told me that your sister is dating a trap

Claimed

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Maromi. says "take a rest"

how are you rory

You should add duek on discord ~ she seems to like youuu~

Tired and little bit hurty butt

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I choose futa Samus! She is a little Tsundere but has a heart of gold. She's super nerdy and is a bit embarrassed about the popularity of her own franchise.

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When she get's recognized in public she is always very nice! Afterward's I'll tease her about it and she makes this face

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Slept all fucking day
Sachiko claimed

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i hope someone else is making you dinner

No, its still me cooking. Just been getting deliveries.

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A few months ago on my birthday she wore her suit for me. She never would before because she thought it was embarrassing but I finally talked her into it! Here's a photo

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did you have to eat cafeteria food while you were there

i never saw her discord, or i wouldve
i always add anyone who wants to
because you never know who needs to talk

for whoever, including duek Shouko#6696

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No, they just gave me a sandwich

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her id is Duke of Autism#8730 ~ she is a bit of a tsundere though ~

i remember the other week when he btfo'd you lmao why are you here

my favorite sandwich is turkey with hard salami, a slice of fresh garden tomato, fresh spinach, red onion, mayo and cracked pepper with a green olive and classic chips on the side

because she needs people in her life but won't take the help~ so im trying to help her~

>her
why the fuck

thanks, i added them

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because she is actually a girl~ look at how she acts~
lovely dear~ she may not be awake anymore though~ i was afraid she may have changed her discord again~

we're all anons here

Deaf cute

The dude that says this is mentally ill. Also believes Sono is a girl as well

ok schizo
that user is a retard

we are~
what makes you believe im have schizophrenia user~?

kek

>~
~

it has nothing to do with schizophrenia~ I'm imparting my songlike voice on the reader ~

>~
~~

cray cray

with the frequency you use it in
i take it as sarcastic

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