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I thought my wife and I weren't sexually compatible. She never seeks out sex etc.

Then I started being a fucking man and just doing whatever I wanted. Ball gag her tie her up slap her a bit make her say horrible shit that outside the bedroom would be a war crime.

Point is people aren't intuitive and they may be down for what you are but dont have any idea what it is.

Chicks dont have the littany of porno knowledge on sex and stimulation. Be a man and dont ask permission except for anal.

I found a girl completely passed out at a house party and fucked her raw and stole her panties

This is actually solid advice

Just end it now. Save yourself the guilt on valentines day. Shit, I ended a relationship the day before because I didn't feel like spending money on her anymore.

he's a man too.

i've gone to bed wearing a military uniform for example. I switched it up from our regular missionary. He was not into it. I tried getting a "yes sir" out of him and all I got was "yes, I heard you the first time!" I've never gone from 100 to 0 so quick

>inb4 kill yourself faggot

Get out of there RIGHT NOW!!!
He's probably thinking of ways to end it as we speak, but from what you told us, he's a passive idiot who wants to be the victim so he's just waiting for you to do it.
You have the balls in this relationship so: fuck him.. and leave

>he's probably thinking of ways to end it as we speak

Yep. We hardly talk anymore. The "I love yous" have dropped. I'm fully expecting to be dumped, but i'm getting close to just doing it myself, taking my shit and leaving, and finding some cop or soldier to fuck the absolute hell out of.

Be me
>20 year old stoner with nerdy teen gf.
>My best friend is a Chad with a hot ginger gf.
>We're absolute besties.
>Fixing up a classic van together
>One day I bring some weed for him and he's all shook up.
>Says it's about my gf.
>Says she approached him and his gf for a threesome.
>He did it and he's super sorry.
>YouSonOfABitch.jpg

>Decide to confront my gf
>She admits it and literally BEGS on her knees for forgiveness.
>Idea.gif

>I tell her if she will get knotted by my Great Dane on video I'll take her back.
>It will be the ultimate insurance policy to ensure she never betrays me again.
>We film it in Chad's van.
>She nervously pulls down her pants & assumes the position.
>Dog licks her and she twitches.
>He mounts her and out comes the lipstick.
>She gasps as it goes in
>I taunt her as he fucks her.
>"Like, Who's dick is bigger, Chad or the dog?"
> *Moan* "The dog" *snort*
>"Who's bitch are you? Chad or the dog?"
>*Gasp* "The dog" *Glasses fall off her face*
>The dog starts pumping cum into her cunt as she whimpers.
>They're both stuck there for a bit because he can't pull out due to the knot.
>I tell her, "If you ever betray me, every bf, employer, or friend you know gets a copy."
>*Catching breath* o-okay *Dog pulls out & cum pours out of her pussy into the van's carpeting.*

>Next weekend Chad suggests a road trip.
>We both bring our gfs. I bring the weed.
>I bring the dog out of pure intimidation.
>She has to sit there over the stain, and pretend nothing happened.
>Tell Chad and his gf how much fun the trip was.
>Chad suggests we do it every weekend.

Now we go on roadtrips in the van with my Great Dane every Saturday, smoking weed and solving mysteries

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I'm a 100% dyke female that has a feminizing.

Tits or GTFO

>he's a man too
>tits or GTFO
user, i

Fucking faggot

Just do it nao stupid, maybe he can slay some on Valentine's Day.

I am allergic to peanuts.

>have a strained relationship with mother
>go over to talk about it
>she will do anything to have her son back
>bullied her into taking her teeth out for a blowjob because "i wanna know what no teeth feels like"

i dont feel good about it and it was 7 years ago, mum has remarried now

My gf gets off to posting out friends in trib threads. We have tons of tribs saved

I got a blowjob once from my mom too, we were both very drunk and it took me a long time to process it.
Still a hot memory but also definitely one of those things that i sort of wish i could take back as it made things awkward around her for awhile after.

My plan to get my stepdaughter drunk last weekend fell through. I told her she could drink but she had to drink with me, no posting on any social media or telling her friends.
She got all excited and grabbed something from the fridge, took one big gulp, and instantly regretted it.
I guess I don't have to worry about her getting drunk any time soon.

Any pics or vids?

I wanna be a cute girl, man. Like paint my nails, be all pretty and shit. Women have the best orgasms - and the societal privileges. You don't have to prove yourself all the time. You don't have to chase for sex. You can just, exist and shit works out.

I'm too late for transitioning, am comfortable being a man etc. but maaan do I wished to be a girl.

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My wife has kept me locked in chastity since our 10th anniversary in 2011.

I'm trying to blackmail a chick into giving me her nudes

how's that going for you

agree, things have never been the same

Not so great

what are you using to blackmail her?

Just old modeling photos of her that she is embarrassed of

I found out my friends little sister got a dildo and I put it in my mouth and jacked off

>Any pics or vids?
No vids but i've posted a picture before (few months ago?) and i can do it again. Won't do face. Picture isn't super current but not terribly old either.

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I raped a girl that passed out at a party. She was a "friend" of mine and she woke up knowing someone raped her but no idea who. For the last few days she has been confiding in me about what she should do. I am fucking diamonds every time she talks about it but I can never let it show. I am sure I am some kind of sociopath because I don't feel guilty. I only have a feeling of anxiety if she ever figures out it was me.

Took me a while to work out this is scooby do related

What was it like to fuck her while she was out and how old is she?

Just break up with him now..............
Why bother carrying PRINCIPALS, when you are someone that already contradicts them?

She already knows it was you. Other people had to notice you two were alone during the time, even if noone was there when it went down. She'll put together the timeline from the other people at the party. Reality is, everyone who was at the party knows you raped her. You done goofed.

Damn man, post them, I would appreciate it!

had a threesome with a buddy and his gf. she passed a snowball to me after blowin him... tasted pretty good

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You didn't prepare the right concoction. You might has well roofie the bitch and be done with it since you have alone time with her.

She felt tight but I needed to spit on my dick to get her wet enough to finish. She is a 9/10 on a good day and 8/10 sloppy passed out like I had her. I felt like a supervillain when I was inside of her. The greatest win of all time. We are in college.

Lost my virginity to my prom date who weighed twice as much as me.

Came inside her?

tell us the story

what was his name?

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I want to share my wife's nudes with my dad

I own several dog penis dildos

I talked my gf into letting a mutual female friend move into our house, renting a room. Not out of compassion, but because I think she's hot. I regularly sniff her dirty socks, moist dirty panties. I jerk off and cum so hard while smelling them.

My twin sister was drunk and I walked in on her masturbating on all fours. She was into me watching. I took a picture and then I jerked off just watching her, then I said fuck it I just got behind her and pushed inside her pussy as deep as possible. She screamed "WHAT THE FUCK" as I busted inside her. This was 3 years ago, she hasn't spoke to me since.

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>Damn man, post them, I would appreciate it!
That was the picture! Sorry. I can grab more but nearly everything she takes is very similar, and there isn't anything revealing.
I can repost the greentext if you'd be into it. You already know the gist and it's not as scandalous as some things here but no biggie.

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I'm fucking my daughter

I can't see how she would know it was me and still act the way she does around me. For the first few weeks after it happened she didn't treat me different. I am the funny but dorky "friend" of hers. A few days ago she broke down crying and told me she was sure she got raped at that party but she was too wasted to remember who did it.

People saw us together but not when she tried to leave. She came to me saying she thought some other guy put something in her drink and I offered to help her home but she started to go before I got my coat. I never made it to my car and ended up dragging her to a garage next door. She was ragdoll limp by then and I laid her down on a couch. I started to feel her up and strip her because I wanted to take pics. Things escalated and I ended up fucking her. I left her there and went home alone.

Did you cum in her? Also did you do anything else to her or just fuck her pussy?

Nah man, it's alright, you can post the greentext. I'm definitely into that if there ain't any pictures.

Tell me more how old is she

Who made the first move? If you, you're a piece of shit, if her, then hey go with it... lol

Tommy and jesse star

I must have pumped a gallon inside her. I don't get laid that much and never by someone as hot as her.

she made the move

Steak and blowjob day

Yes. Just once. I tried to get my dick in her mouth but I thought I might accidentally choke her or wake her up.

Kek

topkek, nice sir.

All good. And pic related, like i said, most are super duper similar.

While i vividly recall most of the lead up, some parts are still fuzzy and the actual act feels more dreamlike if that makes sense.
>be me, 19, home from school for sister's wedding
>everyone is there, dad and his wife, my mom, her two fat sisters, other family and friends
>one of the fat sisters has big farm outside town and they rent out an area for parties, the wedding is there
>big party afterwards, mom gets drunk early and i try to chaperone but i cant pass up free (to me) drinks and no one cares that i'm not 21 so get liquored up
>mom and i get ride back to our house from uncle after, we go in and mom changes and immediately decides we need more to drink
>shes laying with her head on me telling me how proud she is of me, she's so glad im here
>asks about my gf, i tell her we had recently broken up (i'd already told her, not sure if drunk-forgetting or on purpose)
>she says "aww user im so sorry omg sweetie" and kisses my face a lot
>i tell her its fine, she hugs me closer, kisses me on the lips, then lays her head on my shoulder saying "im just going to rest on you, ok user? you feel so good right now"
>she has a hand on my stomach and is just rubbing it, making slow circles, while i contemplate getting her to go to bed, but i dont
>the circles get lower, finally grazing over my crotch, i say "okok you are drunk" and she says "shhhh it's ok user"
>her eyes are closed, laying on my shoulder, now shes very deliberately rubbing me through my pants. I'm getting hard and tell her again to stop, she giggles softly, whispering "do you want me to stop, user?"
>I say no.

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19 been happening for quite a while

And also with us?

How old was she when you first started

She looked so sweet when she was sleeping.

>she's gripping me through my pants now and starts to softly kiss my neck, I reach down and undo my belt, unbutton my pants, and she wordlessly reaches in and pulls my cock out
>She strokes it very softly then just holds it for awhile, i almost think she's fallen asleep and i'm scared to say anything, then she starts sliding her face into my lap.
>I start to say something but she says "shh user, it's ok user, I love you user" and just like that i can feel her breath on my cock, then her lips, her tongue, and woosh my mom is sucking my dick
>i lean back, she's swirling her tongue around it, then slides off the couch and moves between my legs, not looking at my face, and then starts to suck me again, taking me all the way down the throat which makes my mind explode
>i'm feeling lightheaded and kind of nauseous, watching the top of my mom's head bob up and down on my dick
>i'm already close, i say "mom..." and she hums "uh huh" without taking her mouth off of me, and i cum hard, she swallows it all
>She climbs back on the couch, holding me, whispering "i love you so much user" and we just sit there for maybe 10 minutes, my wet dick still hanging out
>i finally put it back in my pants, she holds out her hand to help her up, and she asks me to help her get to bed, so i do, and she collapses on her bed, i put a blanket on her, she passes out
>i go upstairs, feel super fucking weird, puke, then pass out as well

The next morning she tried to pretend she didn't know what happened but couldn't keep it up, she finally begged me to promise that no one could know, it was a drunken fuck up, and at the time it was really stressing me out so I didn't push it. She knew she could cry and get basically anything she wanted from me and i honestly felt guilty like i could have stopped her but didn't.
We literally never ever talked about it again. I went back to school a day later, she met her current husband soon after, etc etc.

The end.

Fuck that's hot!
Are your a cuck or no? How often does she let you out? Whose idea was it? Moar details plz

I would have liked to lick her asshole while she slept too

How'd it taste?

My daughter blew me on her 21st birthday. She was so drunk she doesn't remember but she kept saying she was daddies whore. She swallowed and passed out, almost fucked her but I had a moment where I said. "I can't take this back." so I didn't. We've never spoke about it, I picked her up and put her in her bed and that was it. That was 4 years ago, I sometimes get the urge to tell her what happened but I think she might freak out and never speak to me again.

So b, I know it’s not the best place, but maybe some of you know or take the time to care of this subject to five your opinion, so it goes like this, I’m married and my partner (I won’t specified sex for better impartiality), always gets bad feedback from our relationship or of myself from friends or family, my partner tells me that it has been doing anything that it can to “defend me” or tell them that it doesn’t wanna hear it, but it keeps happening, some of the opinions are really disorted of me, thing i wouldn’t do in a million years but others think It can be possible for some uncanny reason, in my opinion it’s the way my partner proyects our relationship even in a un explicit way, a simple comment of sadness of something, but it wanna convince me somehow it’s my fault because I’d something I do, even tho some of the people telling that horrible stuff about me doesn’t even know me, and the family of my partner just keep using toxic opinions of me, that are very twisted because In their words I’m the worst and I don’t do anything but mistreating. So, you think the problem is me? Or my partner?

Through all 4 yrs of highschool, I had managed to find ways to secretly jerk and cum in close proximity to every attractive teacher I ever had. Multiple wanks in front of accounting bitch, and my old art teachers floor behind her chair would glow like the sun under a blacklight. This while being steadily laid since soph year. I’m wired strange af.

Nice one, it' been a while since the last time i read this pasta.
Gg

Very intrigued...I simply adore the feminization kink. Even more so when it is such a shift from the person's default personality. Kik me if you'd like to chat more about this. I'm @ blitzvayne.

It would have been great if someone else found her after I was done and had a turn. I'd feel a little less selfish that way. Paying it forward. But alas it didn't happen.

be upfront and tell him what you need or leave

All I've got to say is I'm going to burn in hell.

Been fucking 16 year olds for almost 20 years. Not really a secret, as it's open and legal here. Makes me feel good.

My senior year of hs I had a science teacher that was also a massuese. We were in class talking about the vulcan nerve pinch thing and she said she could do it. I was like, no way. Show me, she came behind me grabbed my shoulders and squeezed in such a way my body gave out and it felt as good as a orgasm. I looked up and we made eye contact, she had the look of regret in her eyes because she knew what she did. Later that day I stayed after school, came up behind her alone and pushed her into this little storage closet in the classroom, bent her over, she didn't even attempt to fight it, lifted her dress and pounded her pussy and came inside her.

Next day, NEVER SAW HER AGAIN. She quit and that was that.

My first cousin and I had a sexual relationship that lasted a few months. We were in our late 40s at the time.

I miss having sex with her.

your secret is that youre not homosex? cool.

>Are your a cuck or no?
Nope.
>How often does she let you out?
Once every other week for cleaning and health check, and on our anniversary for sex.
>Whose idea was it?
Chastity in general was her thing, the permanent aspect came after a drunken discussion between us.
>Moar details plz
About what, anything particular?

I'm almost 70.

How does it feel to know you're going to die soon?

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i like this story but vulcan nerve pinch is fake fake fake, user.
still hot but could use some work. There are some obvious issues about larping about teacher/student sex but i can look past that.

Doubt you're still fuckin' with that enlarged prostate, ya damn half-pisser.

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trust me, I know it's not believable and I debated sharing it, but it is 100% true. There's even more crazy unbelievable part to the story; she died in a house fire that weekend.

If I say anything more it can be doxed, so I'm done. lol

Kik noggeregott i have creeps of my friends 12yr daughter

you got your organ donation card yet?

also, she was a chubby ugly bitch with a super tight pussy. Also she was a wiccan. It goes on and on. I know I know I know. Whatever.

can you perform without erection medication?

The grim reaper awaits you, grandpa.

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i'd still suck your cock.

I'm at peace with it, probably got another decade in me. I am an oldfag, been on the internet since it became a thing. Lived a wild life, and fucked a lot of women. A man may have slipped in there I'm not too sure.

Not like when I was in my 20s but I have always been a massive pervert. Not without issues.

Part of my health card so yes I do.

I can, but it doesn't last as long. I usually cum really fast so it doesn't matter. I don't like to take too many pills as it is.

And I will fuck him or her when it gets here too!

I had to help bathe my 11yo niece several times and it was honestly pretty fun

Is the frat girl lurking? Post the greentext of your last fuck party, please.

I'm secretly still kind of crushing on the man who groomed and molested me when I was a child. Never gonna act on it though cause I know it won't work out.

i like fingering my asshole and smelling the anal mucus that comes out

Just break up with him now then you skank. Why wait if you’re already fucking people?

this

>Breaking up on holidays is bitchy
But cheating is what nice people do?

I've been depressed for 13 years. Currently, I'm in a foreign country for uni and we're doing exams right now. I have been in a downward spiral for a month now and have not left my room except for exams and groceries. I have not done any studying and have been drinking.

No one in my family knows about my depression. I've been having suicidal thoughts over the last 5 years and I've more or less planned out my suicide, should it ever come to that.

I probably won't do it, at least until my parents are gone, but it has shattered my emotional growth and I have severe commitment and intimacy issues because of it. I feel like I died when I was 14 and have just been walking towards my grave ever since. Most of my joy for life and creativity vanished.

I should go to therapy but I know my family couldn't afford it and I don't trust that a psychiatrist would keep my problems to themselves.

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that's dumb as hell and awfully shitty of you, you're essentially leading him on for 2 months like everything is fine, just break up with him, face to face, none of that quick text bs, and get it over with. and you also seem to be worried about his feelings while you've also cheated on him? something doesn't really add up there which makes me believe you're a larper or you aren't being completly honest about your motives, either to us or to yourself

>I know my family couldn't afford it
American?

i wish I was 70. i want to die asap

similar to me user
Im just counting the days till i die. I begged god to take me in my sleep if he was real, but i know he'd never oblige me even if they could.
I got off the sauce. Still want to OD on opioids.

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I fucked my girlfriend's sister and her daughter. She just found out and she hates me. I'm stuck in my friends basement right now and she burnt my computer so I have to use my phone. Her daughter is 19 btw. I tried to fuck her mom too but definitely didn't work out. She was pissed. Now they all hate me.

I've talked about this before on these kind of threads, it's really completly different to most of the shit posted on these but whatever

I've wanted to learn how to play the piano (or keyboard, ik there's a difference but i'm not sure exactly what that difference is) ever since i was young, nobody really knows because i dress kinda metalhead style but I really enjoy classical music too, thing is I can barely afford a piano/keyboard now let alone classes, and I'm not sure if it's worth purchasing one and having to learn on my own through the internet or if i should just wait a bit more until i finish my studies and find a more stable job so i can both buy one and get lessons too.

Yea that's all, extremely lighthearted compared to everything else here but I've caught a few people by surprise when I told them, and I've only told like 3 people so far, so I'd consider it a secret.

Wow that's hot. Years ago I was with a girl for 10 years and she brought a couple of hit girls around that allowed me to get off to them in more personal ways. Of course I didn't fuck any of them because I'm a loser who couldn't even get girls to get close to me in non sexual ways. I sure do miss all those good times and I hope I find another girl that brings excitement into my life.

Me again, user. I strongly believe that psychs are hoohaas fuckem. A lot of money for them to tell you what you can just look up on the net.

Some people sell their old pianos or keyboards for obscenely low prices if they're just trying to get rid of them. These aren't usually amazing pianos, but they're good for beginners.

do you think someone can manage to learn on their own with the help of the internet tho? and i mean as a complete novice to music

Learning how to read music isn't particularly hard. It may take some practice though. Learning specific piano skills is a little harder though. Perhaps there's a teacher offering inexpensive lessons - a lot of younger teachers just starting out do that.

No, but I always assumed mental health wasn't covered.

My suicide fantasy is taking dose of sedative drugs and jumping off the pier near my house back home at night and just sink into the abyss.

But I feel like I need to try therapy before I do it. It just feels overwhelming to go out to find the right therapist for me because I have other issues that I feel like would come up in sessions that the average therapist wouldn't be equipped for.

I'm pretty sure mental healthcare is covered by insurance, though the specifics may vary.

Therapists are equipped to deal with some very heavy stuff, to say the least.

Me and my sister were both sexually abused by a neighbour who used to pick us up from school because our parents both worked. Started year 8 for me year 9 for her. He was caught because his wife found vids of him fucking us on his laptop.

Not him but i feel shockingly similar. Been depressed for gosh.. like 15 years now. I know it. And what he said about feeling like the walking dead after a certain age - i know that feeling well and seeing it written is a little chilling.
However I have no idea where to go as far as therapy and i'm scared of it for similar reasons. I also don't want to become a zombie on pills.
It's kind of reached a breaking point as it's very difficult to function in real life - my work suffers and i turn away most people I know.

Yes.

Do you have kids and grandkids?

My family are all incredibly straight laced and repressed. From 14 I've been going out on my own dressed really slutty in dodgy neigbourhoods and deliberately getting into sexual situations.

1. Therapists/psychologists aren't certified to give medication unless they're also psychiatrists. Psychologists are usually trained and certified for counseling and talk/behavioral therapy. Psychiatrists are medical doctors certified by the state to prescribe medication for mental illnesses.
2. They can't force you to take medication unless you're literally in a psych ward after slashing your wrist or something.
3. If you do decide to go to a psychiatrist and get medication prescribed, they'll start you on a low dose, and you should 100% tell them if you are having side effects or feel that the medication isn't helping.

I met this underage girl on tinder and started having sex with her. I broke it off once I found out, but I miss her pussy so goddamn much.

From a young age I've been in a sexual relationship with my identical twin sister.

>I don't trust that a psychiatrist would keep my problems to themselves.
This isn't supposed to be an issue. Any professional, whether a psychiatrist or psychotherapist, is legally VERY strictly bound to confidentiality. They need your written permission even to share information about your case with another professional e.g. if your psychotherapist wants to be in touch with your psychiatrist. The only exception is if you have an imminent plan for suicide or homicide.

I guess you're right. Just thinking about those kinds of logistics stresses me out.

I know but I don't want to spend months pouring my heart out to some therapist that, when I finally give him my darkest secrets and what I think might be the core of my sickness, is just going to refer me to some other professional because he/she is not qualified.

It's bittersweet meeting a fellow traveler on this shit path. I have plenty of 'surface' friends but my sickness makes it impossible for me to develop deep relationships because of the fear of intimacy.

And I'm a virgin because no matter how drunk I get, I still retain the inability to commit to anything with a girl. I just always have this piercing feeling that there is no way anyone would want to be in a relationship with me.

I hate myself and, until that changes, I can't be with anyone.

yup it's a classic user

i dont remember that episode

but that is steak and a blowjob day!

I guess you're right. Maybe I've seen one too many movies.

tell us more

From what I've heard, the major issues with insurance and mental healthcare are in the US. If you find a therapist who sounds good, ask them if they take your insurance, or call your insurance company and ask them if they have a list of therapists or psychiatrists that take that specific insurance. Especially if you're not in the US, the chances of you finding a professional covered by insurance are pretty good.

Taking any STD risk mitigation procedures? If so, carry on. Life's short - get off in all the ways that you can.

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I'm on the pill and i carry condoms in case shit gets serious

I have a diaper fetish and if anyone I know finds out without me telling them I might as well jump off a cliff.

My secret is that since I was 12 years old approx. I had sex with men and when I grew up I tried to quit smoking and at 17 I quit, I can't say I was traumatized, but I wish I hadn't done it, also once when I was 7/8 years old. . I intentionally burned my little brother with a spoon that I put to heat.

Unfortunately, I cannot go back in time, but if I had preferred not to have burned my brother, it would be good for me to have to deal with just having fucked men, but I really regret having burned my brother, I do not let that affect me. I have to accept that it is done and what remains is to move on, I can be better and try to improve.

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Most movies are very, very, very bad at portraying mental illness and mental health care IMHO. A lot of things are heavily exaggerated or outright fictionalized. Some biopics or other films meant to portray realistic situations are better when it comes to realism. Even psychiatric hospitals have no resemblance to those in films like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

I am bi and can't really take the hate on the entirety of Cred Forums

smoke what, crack?

go back to pansy twitter or reddit then, dumbass

you know what to do

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Gave/received head to/from a relative when we were 13-14. Went on for 2 summers. We developed a little system to doing it almost nightly without getting caught.

Now we just trade nudes of our respective gfs.

I punched my brother in the dick while he was sleeping for resetting my pokemon game. I'm glad to see some people on this board have more empathy then me. Best of luck to you in life man.

nobody really gives a shit if you're gay/bi and most of it is just shitposting, so stop quit being a fucking fag and go back to getting buttfucked ya poof

I think if a therapist doesn't think they're equipped to deal with your specific case, they'll probably tell you sooner rather than later. During the first meeting, they'll likely go over why you want to see them and what your problem is specifically. If, for example, they specialize in patients with traumatic experiences or PTSD, and you don't have such experiences, they'll probably tell you that relatively soon.

>36 year old virgin
>I've come to the acceptance that it's not going to happen for me
>normal porn has become boring
>started watching porn where men being dominated by women.. especially when they are kept in diapers
>I like wearing diapers so it gets me off.
>wearing a wet diaper now.

.. I should honestly kill myself and get it over with

Years ago on a school trip my best friend, who actually is a nice guy, talked about how he can score chicks without problem and rarely gets denied. He said this in front of me and some guys from class so I drunkenly told him to try it with my gf because she will reject his so hard and everyone laughed and agreed.

Two evenings after while we were hanging out by our room window, smoking and drinking, he suddenly asked me if I was serious about it and I told him yes. So he laughed and told me it had happened. We thought he was joking but he showed us picture he took some hours before.

I have never felt so humiliated in my life. Everyone found out, my gf didn’t want to admit it at first but did it after a while. We broke up and she changed school.

Even if this was the most humiliating thing ever happened to me, I still jerk off thinking about it.

Thanks guys. I guess what kind of adds another layer of difficulty is the fact that I'm in the middle of uni and I feel like it would maybe fuck it up if I start therapy in the middle of it.

Then on the other hand, it's already fucked me for the last couple years. Anyone know or have any experience with seeking mental health help while in uni?

Why not hire a prostitute? Maybe you'll feel better about yourself after.

Many universities have clinics located on or near campus. These are often free.

nah he deserved that shit

google translator, sorry

I stayed late at work one night so I could get into my boss's gym bag. Found her workout thong, it was tangerine and smelled pretty strong, wrapped it around my dick and jacked off until I came all over her desk. Cleaned it up with some tissues and put the thong back in her bag.

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stupid fake and gay
do it again yo!
you need to fuck her, she trusts you, tell her she should spend time with someone she trusts.

That's crazy hot. Super jealous...I would love to do the same. I crossdress and would love to do the same, but know I'm not passing enough to have your level of fun.

get her drunk and high again for a repeat

It's not so much the sex itself, it's the fact that someone would want to have sex with me. I think it would make me feel worse if I had to pay for it.

I've had many opportunities to have a girlfriend but fucked it up every single time due to horrible anxiety. I'm in therapy now to help me with it. My parents and the bullies at school really fucked up my head when I was younger.

I actually went to a much higher paying job at one point and went back to my old job after a month because I couldn't deal with the anxiety of a new job.

I wanted to keep it but didn't.

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Could try it anyway. It's fun and I'm still in one piece. Got the most attention at 14. Guys like em young apparently

roasties want that valentines day gift

You try posting in kink forums for people that might be into your kink?

I'm a younger passing CD that enjoys finding virgins (or other peeps that don't get it often) and providing bjs and sex whenever they want. I LOVE how appreciative they are.

when I was you 8/9ish, me and my friends found a dead homeless guy in the woods
he was covered with ants
we never told anyone and I don't think anyone ever found him

I'm honestly too tall :/. I'm pretty convincing otherwise, but 6' gives it away pretty fast. I'd be more worried about being seriously beat up or killed...

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m/f?

Repercussions aren't worth it. Rather have a loving daughter than a regret filled daughter who never talks to me again and secretly says I raped her. Don't want that shit man.

Ah too bad. Much love, user

F. Too long to greentext really

I've tried, it's tough. A lot of times they want experienced guys on fetlife. Was talking to one girl who asked if I had a play partner before, I was honest and said no.. she ghosted me afterwards. The only other responses I get are from girls who aren't very attractive. I'm not looking for the hottest girls.. just someone who looks half decent.

Paid my junkie cousin to put a hidden cam in her bathroom and get video of her mom (my aunt by blood) in the shower. She's in her early 50's and has an AMAZING body.

Seeing my aunt's sexy ass and pussy made me so hard. It's hard to look at her now knowing I've seen her naked.

I can't believe a ugly fuck can get laid and I cant? Fuck that nigga lips mf

share with the rest of the class

I fucking hate my 2 female co-workers that started out with me at my job.
One of them had a crush on me but was a fat fuck and I've resorted to ignoring her at every possible moment. It's worked but now shit is just weird between us. I'm switching teams asap.
The other is like a 6/10 but a total bitch acting like everyone is weird except her doing double takes at everything. Yeah, the basic blond who watches trivia shows like religon and follows un-ironically buzzfeed isn't the weird one. Fucking cunt has no personality besides being basic.

Too long? What is this shit excuse? Therapy takes work, here that is a full greentext.

just say 14 and 15 jeez. Are you both females? How long did this go on for? Did he do you both at the same time? Did he finish inside you? I know, typical perv questions but genuinely curious.

When I was like 12 my brothers friend (highschooler like 16ish) slept over so I slept in a chair in the living room. Well my sister (7) had her bed in the living room ( boys and girls can't share a room this was the exception) and I had trouble sleeping. Several hours into the night his friend crept into the living room and sat next to her bed. He started putting his hands and eventually his head under her blanket. This guy was molesting my little sister and I just fucking watched. Never told anyone or confronted him.

I use cheats in GTA 5

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There's a lot of overlap between metal and classical fans. Are you retarded? Liking classical music is not a dark secret, grow the fuck up. Also you don't know what the difference is between playing a keyboard and a piano but that's your dream and also you have google. Wut?

I'm fuck buddies with a friend of mine. She's a religious girl who confided in me that she lost her virginity and felt super guilty about it. But sometimes she gets super horny and just needs to fuck someone

It's 12 and 13, and yes to all that.
Because its half 1 here and I'm going to bed shortly

Would you let someone who looked like me on your cock?

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you ask me if i'm retarded yet you can't even read you fucking spastic, i literally say it's extremely lighthearted in comparison to everything els and that the only thing i consider it a secret is because very few close friends of mine know that about me

When I was 14 I lived in a super duper white trash trailer park since we were poor as fuck. Anyway, became friends with this older kid who lived next door. My mom was an alcoholic, like black out drunk every night drunk. This dude was over one night and my mom was passed out on the couch and he said he wanted me to fuck my mom while he fucked me up the ass. I was like no way, but well, it happened. And it kept happening until he went to jail and we moved. Got to the point where he would have his friends watch and take turns fucking me and my mom. It was a really bad couple years.

I am not opposed to it.

You need to go out and live life. I've seen lots of people die so young.

I am sad for many of your young folk. The way you post you are terribly depressed. I wish you well, seek help and don't be afraid or ashamed. Reach out. I am done for today, but hope we all rise tomorrow feeling well.

Where are you from?

I'm gay btw if that matters

I'd pound your asshole and finish down your throat you faggot.

it doesn't, you're still a shit human being.

In high school, I would grope my gf whenever she was asleep. Kept trying to get nudes of her while she slept.

I'm trying to blackmail a girl into losing weight

Also fucked my first cousin several times when she needed money. Never wore a condom and came in her mouth a few times. She wouldn't let me cum in her pussy

WA.

Call me a whore while I'm choking on your cum?

Found the sóy boy

fuck off stupid jewish whore.
epstein had secrets ok?
filthy scum of jews.

haven't thought about this in years. But the worst part was these guys had huge cocks and would laugh at me for having a small cock. It's the fucked up things you remember that sting the worst, next to seeing your passed out mother taking a 22 ounce can of natural ice all the way inside her pussy while a group of guys laughed. It can get into the porn shit too, like they would all cum all over her and had me lick it up. I was basically their bitch boy and my drunken mother just let it happen. Honestly, we couldn't stop it, we seriously thought they were going to kill us both. You talk shit about secrets, but carry that around with you for 30 years and see how you function.

Aren't most 14 year olds not so big down there?

jesus christ, i hope you're making this shit up because in the off chance that this is real, nigga you need counseling

I'm on the east coast... not going to fly cross country for a BJ

i sometimes piss in his shampoo bottles.

Fair enough. Point is, there are peeps out there just like me. Just gotta keep lookin!

My bad, I was imagining you like being ashamed of liking classical or something, LOL. Sorry.

I've been in therapy for 20 years. Hardest part is accepting it wasn't my fault. My mother and I are in much better places now. She's clean and sober and happily married. I am married to a wonderful woman who knows abuse occured but has no idea of the severity. For me it went in phases. Lashed out in violence in my mid 20's. Went to prison for 7 years for manslaughter from a dui where people died. Mother and her 8 year old daught. It's hard sometimes not to swallow a bullet, but I push through knowing there is good in the world and I try to help the less fortunate as much as I can.

Go back there user. Post pics

the fact that you didn't want to specify the sex of your partner means you're either a rancid cunt or a faggot

yes, but it doesn't stop the good old boys from a chuckle at my expense.

Sounds pretty awful, especially at that age

I wanna fuck my aunt so badly

well greentext it tomorrow. We have an user into like 6 days of posting

So how'd you get them? the 16 year olds?

I hope they all find peace. I hold no ill will against them. They will never win or break me. They want the hate to spread, but the only way to win is forgiveness and love. But yeah, last I heard the main dude has throat cancer from the dip. I hear that is a painful way to go...

I am Sporticus

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I feel like things getting really serious would require more than condoms. Any stories of your craziest nights?

you better not spill a fucking drop of it. I may just unload inside your well used shit pipe and have you push my load out into my hands so I can smear it all over your ugly fucking face.

cheat on my gf all the time after I'm pretty sure she cheated on me a year ago. plan on breaking up with her when I can be bothered. I like to think I wouldn't do this with another girl

I molested my 1st cousin in her sleep. I would always stay up and pretend I was asleep, and she would always sleep on the couch.
When the time came every night I would sit next to her on the couch while she slept and molest her.
She is the reason I have a major sleep fetish.

My current gf cheated on me twice with the same guy. We made up and I hid the fact that I'd cheated on her multiple times with 8 other girls during the course of our relationship.

Kinda think she's cheating on me now, but I can't say much about it. Advice?

Get an open relationship and go swinging. Share your kinks. You can't go polyamory because i think this breach of trust will wreck you both. Enjoy it while you can.

I've showered with my 9yo niece quite a few times

break up or have the open relationship talk.

Ok. Will do.

yeah the betrayal will continue to come back around over and over, just accept the reality this person won't be in your life much longer.

Why?

I molested my moms brothers cousins high school crush in the 2nd grade with a broom handle not belonging too an intergalactic space doom fist that believed in making Armernia gape again, they strangled my spaghetti sauce and made digery doos on my my new drive way

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the children haunt me always....thats all ill say

Well that's kind of the last line of defence no? The risk is half the fun. I get checked regularly.

i piss in shampoo bottles.

naw, no remorse mother fucker. It's time to start leaving bread crumbs so the bodies are found and you get the credit you deserve.

>its too late for me to transition
>im ok being a man i guess
>but i REALLY wish i was a girl
You sound like every egg I’ve ever known before they hatch into a chick. Sorry user but if you WISH you’re a girl I have some news for you. You might be a girl.

I was horny one day so when my parents left the house I took my clothes off and got on all fours and let our dog mount me. It felt so weird but good at the same time. I remember walking around the house and feeling dog cum leak out of my pussy afterward.

I've been trying to get caught masturbating in front of my family.
Like I'll start jerking while my niece is in the next room, waiting for her to come in and catch me. Sometimes I even jerk it while they are in the same room with me.
I sometimes walk around in my sleep pants with my dick peeping through the front hole. I always tear the button off for that reason.
Wishing and fantasizing that one of my family members will say something to me.

nice ill bet you use that as an excuse not to shower

You would. You don't even know for sure if she cheated.

What breed of dog? How old were you? How old are you now?

like you need an excuse shit stain. lol

well im a pedo necrophiliac lol

German Shepherd. I was 15 at the time.

I am dating a woman who has a very wealthy father. As soon as he dies she is due to inherit millions. I find this woman barely tolerable but after she gets the millions I will marry her and get a joint bank account.

lol fag

I'm sorry man. I feel asleep at the wheel once drunk. I could have been you. Luckily I woke up and nothing bad happened.

Why is she intolerable?

I was raped and really want to be raped again

You female?

youtu.be/4qY4bTUx-94

do the math, it's a dude larping.

Rape violates US law, encouraging it online is an offense that will land you in prison.

She denied it when caught out, I saw her google search history the day after it probably happened (stuff like 'I feel gross after a 1 night stand) and the guy when I called him said they did have sex

I sucked my brothers dick a few times years ago

MARRY HER NOW DUMBASS. She's going to dump you when she has the loot.

im a dude yes, not larping, and im not encouraging it just that i had a huge orgasm from it

I made my 1st cousin suck my dick and afterwards I forced my cock inside her little pussy.
That's how we lost our virginity.
She was 8 and I was 13.

What are signs of a girl cheating? I've read all the cliched ones, what are some more subtle ones?

idk why but i kinda miss how my dog used to hump me

Tbh you just get a gut feel somethings wrong, kind of like how you can sense someone behind you type of thing

My wife had to work today, but I didn't (thanks MLK). Found two guys on grindr, gave the first guy a blowjob, then the 2nd guy fucked me. I do this frequently when I have plenty of free time to myself.

yeah, I thought I could beat the yellow light. Crossed while it was red and ended 2 innocent lives. My abuse is nothing compared to that weight.

her puss filled with sperm that ain't yours is the most common indicator.

I'm a sadist with psychotic disorder and scizo

Do you think she doesn't remember, or she remembers but wants to pretned it didn't happen?

you're so cool.

My water heater has been broken since August, now it's winter. I have the money to fix it but I don't give a shit

dissociative disoder with sociopathic traits here. No empathy, but no interest in manipulating or taking advantage of anyone. But god help a mother fucker if they fuck with me. lol

used to suck dick for cash when i was 13, god i miss Craigslist

My cousin woke up one night catching me molesting her.
When she woke up her shirt was pulled up and her tits were pulled out of her bra, and her jogging pants were pulled down to her knees.
She made eye contact with me while I was in between her legs. With one hand I was holding her panties to the side and my other hand had 2 fingers deep in her sex. While my tongue was on her clit.
I came right then and there.
We've never spoken since. She disowned me as her cousin. And now the rest of the family knows what I done and they hate me as well.

I know the feeling, my heater broke and I've just been using the fireplace.

I did this in my teens. I openly jerked off in front of my sisters. IN retrospect I can't believe I did that. I would say shit like "Isn't this channel funny? The picture is all blurry!" and watch blurry porn on cable while jerking off in the family room, while they were in and out. They would do the obvious kid thing of walking by pretending to do sometihng else but really looking at my dick. We have a perfectly normal relationship now nad it makes me sickto think about. My parents caught my sister watching me once (I was jerking in the computer room, door open). They asked her if it had happened before and she said "once before". What a bro covering for a near daily occurrence.

As they should

I fucked so many white cock nigger whores from craigslist. Some hot, some not. lol
All let me finish inside, but no babies. :(

ages

I just take cold showers. I haven't noticed a huge difference between 20 degrees outside and like 50-60 degrees outside. Water is about the same

No we will not have a /secret/ board
Secret means saliva where aids exists

i was fucked by men and trannies some hot and some not but they all had nice cocks so not complaining too much

How are you fuckheads showering?

Where do you live? Do you travel for a living?

Heater isn't the same as a water heater

We should live this day in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King.

1. steal a car
2. do a drive-by
3. play some bakketball,
4. impregnate a girl you don't know,
5. ignore your kids,
6. shoplift,
7. drop out of school,
8. go on welfare,
9. listen to gangsta rap,
10. pray to Jesus for protection before doing an armed robbery,
11. dance in inappropriate places,
12. speak LOUDLY,
13. don't tip servers,
14. if any of the previous go south just shout "DAS RACIS" at the top of your lungs

It wakes me the fuck up in the morning, that's one benefit

Do you think most people you see walking around on the street, people at school / work deal with this type of shit?

brutal, cold showers are hardcore. I need that 110F shower man.

When I was 19 I went 9 months without hot water one time.

you get used to it.

I heavily repress my cocklust until it builds up and takes over the porn I watch. Then I either get off to cocks and cum until the urge subsides or it escalates until I suck cock. Then i inevitably feel immense shame about myself and can't stop thinking now people would look down on me if they knew. Then it's back to women until something randomly ignites the lust again and it repeats. Not really sure what the point of this is, just wanted to vent my frustration I guess

i get the same way except it doesn't go away until im on all fours getting fucked by a man

I'm pussy whipped to a girl that ain't even given it up to me.
I just can't say no to the woman no matter what she asks.
If she wanted to fuck my ass with a strap on, to be honest I'd let her.
I'm not gay, I'm just willing and happy to be her slave.

>ITT: SHARE YOUR RETARDED OPINIONS

> Mecca was NOT the original holy city in Islam. Petra, in Jordan, was where it started and the holy city for 200 years after the founding of Islam.

> Mohammed was not the original prophet. He was a raider who became a legendary figure after his death and the stories of the prophet were transferred to him.

> Jesus was originally only a heavenly figure of whom Paul, Peter, and the other apostles had revelations. Only decades later were stories told of his earthly exploits.

> The Trinity is rubbish theology not found in original Christian thought, but was added later from pagan traditions that regarded the pantheon as different manifestations of the same god.

> Jews didn't come from Egypt or wander for decades; they were just a Canaanite tribe who developed an odd religion.

> The Iliad has as much theological value as traditional sacred texts.

I'm bi so I have a turn on for boys and not just girls and am into chastity so one i accidentally came across this website with a very young looking boy in a chastity device then i realized it was a kid. Pretty sure the site got taken down. Anyone else on here know what im talking about or seen it?

please show us a pic of her

No I agree this is retarded

Haven't had a drink since Thursday.. been over a year that I've gone 4 days without drinking.

I stole nude pictures of my niece from her tablet.
I've also stole nude pictures of other family members.
I like to peep in the cracks on my family too.
On numerous occasions I secretly recorded some members of my family getting naked or fucking.
If they found out I would be dead.
But, I think it's worth it.

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Absolutely disgusting

post other family

When I was 11 my first cousin and I would masturbate in the bath together. We called them “relaxing baths”. Shes a year younger than me but developed early and got mistaken for 16 all the time. We spent so much time together we were more like siblings and from age 5 she was always trying to do sexual stuff with me which I just kind of went along with it. Never touched each other much during this but she went to town with various objects around my house. Havent talked to her in years because she turned out to be a psycho.

Sorry had to run to the market for some stuff. I meant violence, sexual or otherwise. Like I don't think a buncha guys pinning you down and running a train on you would bother with condoms.

I am a white male

My niece is the only ones I got right now.my other niece's boyfriend got ahold of my email password and found my family nude pics. They deleted them b4 I could make copies.
I told them that I got hacked and deleted the account and they believed me.

I like girls and I am a boy

i didnt mean to just found it by accident

2 years ago, I started playing some stupid app game called Avakin. I met a girl on there.

We still talk every day on Instagram, yet we have never seen what each other look like, have only heard each other's voice a couple times, and she is 20 years younger than me.

True story

My niece is watching TV right now while I'm on the couch behind her masturbating.

pics

Sometimes that feelings wrong. You cant always trust a gut feeling.

Nice. Keep that shit up. I take care of people going through DT's. Completely unaware of their surroundings, hallucinating, pissing and shitting all over themselves. STAY. THE. FUCK. AWAY. FROM. ALCOHOL if you are even maybe or could get addicted. It's a chemical addiction and withdrawal can kill you.
If it's been 4 days I'm sure you are safe, but that shit can get nasty. Maybe take a potassium, magnesium, and thiamine supplement daily for a few days