A solid ylyl
A solid ylyl
Caleb White
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Caleb Kelly
Asher Lee
Liam Rogers
Buttrustle!
Jordan Cruz
Grayson Bell
>Hard On
>Mike Hunt
Bentley Gutierrez
explain?
Jason Fisher
could someone explain what the joke is? maybe i'm a dumbass but i don't get it
Carter Peterson
school shootings i think
eighter way not that funny
Lucas Fisher
Landon Thomas
I don't get it either,i know its something to do with the rifle sign but i don't know what
Colton Morgan
Liam Nelson
you're a dumb fucking nigger OP. some schools actually have rifle competitions. and that tallies up to 17, as in 2017. now go and chug a bottle of milk of magnesia and shit yourself to death, bitch.
Noah Martin
It's funny because this school excels at shooting and not much else.
Get it?
Shooting?
Like all those children who were murdered in all the school shootings?
That's the funny part, right there. The children who died in school shootings.
And a school with award-winning shooters.
Hilarious.
Brody Long
Ryder Williams
Charles Lee
Brayden Cruz
god what a bad thread
Mason Reyes
Almost as bad as your digits
Jace Jones
Oliver Gomez
Fucking brutal.
Anthony Flores
Luis Lee
agreed.
Robert Jenkins
I've never understood where these grainy memes come from. Like keep the damn quality setting it auto selects. Shit isn't hard.
Elijah Brooks
Gavin Brooks
Adrian Ortiz
Jaxon Butler
Brody Rodriguez
Eli Williams
it's from repeated uploading/'downloading from sites with compression
Ryan Lopez
NIGGA YOU GAY
Juan Baker
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Brandon Butler
finally something funny
Jordan Howard
There was no 6 million in the first place
Dominic Allen
Are you going to copypasta this on every ylyl thread to exist? it's not even a good greentext. at least find something spicier
Aaron Cook
yes
Kayden Gutierrez
this is degenerate cancer shit and you are a nigger
Logan Cox
they have 17 wins because no other school in the area is retarded enough to hand a rifle to a dumbass angsty teen in a shitty middle-of-nowhere high school. Literal participation awards.
Carter Sanchez
Zachary Morales
Waaaahhhah mommy guns are so scary mommy
Elijah Barnes
>they have 17 wins because no other school in the area is retarded enough to hand a rifle to a dumbass angsty teen in a shitty middle-of-nowhere high school. Literal participation awards.
Ethan Thomas
tard patroll here to protec america
Jeremiah Lee
kys you salty old bitch
Angel Watson
Lmao u mad
Robert Martinez
Butthurt retard terrified of guns doesn't realise how competitive shooting sports are.
Carson Williams
accurate
Daniel Cruz
>Hot Cops Buns
got me
also checked
Liam Russell
I see you're new here.
Hudson Miller
Mason Rogers
wtf in an eyele stud
Ryan Brown
needs more bulge
Gabriel Russell
That’s enough, Mike. We get it already
Kayden Evans
cycle stud
Ryder Rogers
Ellen DeGeneres???
Blake Edwards
This bothers me for some reason.
Jaxson Lopez
Oh no a twitterfag
Jace Morales
Ellen Degenerate
Landon Davis
>using the term "salty" as an insult
Jackson Sullivan
Imagine being such a salty dumbass that you think shooting sports should be banned in the pivotal years when someone needs to learn to defend themselves
Joshua Evans
i dont get it
Bentley Diaz
i think im high
But no seriously first joint in like 3 years, im high as fuck
also depressed as fuck, someone post boobs, guy or girl, i dont care that this point
Caleb Ramirez
>Ellen Degenerate
I have never heard that one before. You, sir, are a comedic genius.
Isaiah Jenkins
I don't know what it is but the longer I look at it the more uncomfortable I feel
Nolan Turner
This person. This is American WOMAN?
Adrian Bailey
People were callin' her that when she came out as the gay in the '90s.
Isaac Wood
Faggy 'c's that look like 'e's. Even the font is gay.
Oliver Nguyen
Brayden Russell
Yeah it was about 4.5 and the rest were nigs, cripples and gays. But if you're on that "It never happened" then I dunno what you think my grandfather did for 3 years in Europe.
Luke Thompson
>defend themselves
Sure, but can't they take up bowling instead?
Joseph Campbell
listen BRO. you fucking suck. off and on bongers recive no divine enlightenment. get some fucking beans, popem, and grow your own grass and smoke it every fucking day. only then will you be fully enlightened and not be able to be touched by any mindcontrolling brainwashing BULLSHIT. youre problem is that you dont smoke enough grass.
he who sow the seed with dilligence reaps the divine enlightenment of all former beings - zoroaster
Michael Bell
Not if they get shot on the way their.
Eli Butler
I still remember watching these two fat trailer park kids play hot potato with an Elton John cassette in a record store in the early 90's. "If you hold it too long, you'll turn gay."
Jack Parker
It did happen, but not even a million jews got killed, kikes are trying to change history don't let them
James Morales
Jose Flores
Did you hear that?
Angel Evans
by some fucking niggers who don't obey law and still have guns
Brandon Baker
I was under the impression that it's not even school shootings, just that the rifle team is so good they don't get a year and just gave tallies and the other teams are all cucked in comparison
Jason Gonzalez
Gay
Julian Martin
Grayson Martin
...
Isaiah Smith
Or maybe golf. Looks like the golf team there is OK.
>Not if they get shot on the way their.
Right. But you'd be OK if they used their fellow students for target practice?
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a worse guy with a gun. It seems like a Libertarian fantasy that a busload of hormone poisoned teenagers packing heat is safer than a busload of hormone poisoned teenagers with bowling balls or golf clubs.
Ryder Gutierrez
William Russell
>divine enlightenment
Watching trapezoids and useless euphoric delusions
Really? How far will it get me
Henry Cook
this. I thought the joke were that they were supposed to be some redneck school of hunters
Carter Harris
Gay niggers
Tyler Cook
Ayden Turner
Squeeze in between
Ian Perry
Opinion for ants
Jordan Torres
Jesus fuck
I hope our future archaeologists find the glorious anime fertility goddess instead of those clay monstrosities
Evan Kelly
>fucking niggers
Oh, I see. Tell me more.
>don't obey law
So there are no white juvenile delinquents where you live? You are in a truly blessed community.
>still have guns
Maybe they should join the rifle team and improve their skills.
Ayden Moore
cringe
Xavier Roberts
This is the worst YLYL I've seen, sorry OP. I've laughed at like two things. Step it up gentlemen.
Joshua Powell
Can someone check them please
Colton Lopez
>stop doing things that scare me and make me cry
Colton Clark
And lo, one of them indeed held it too long, and is gay to this very day.
When the wind whispers through the trees, you can hear his distant voice, singing "Benny and the Jets."
Angel Bell
>That pic
It should be Cred Forums's banner for all time
Connor Wilson
>Harvey Birdman Attourney at Law
God, I miss that show
Jackson Barnes
>could someone explain what the joke is?
I don't think it's a joke.
I suspect that the tally marks for the rifle team are probably a count of the number of years that they've won state championship.
I.e. they've won the championship for 17 years, so was just easier to put tally marks on the sign, rather than individually listing all the years they won.
Zachary Ross
Benjamin Cox
What shithouse reasoning. You're a fag you know that? You are the cancer killing this website. An absolute fucktard, an abysmal excuse of a human being. Kys immediately.
Levi Lee
Wyatt Sanders
Dominic Martin
Gavin Rodriguez
Luke Harris
Caleb Cooper
Robert Flores
Daniel Butler
>Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.
Always kek.
Thomas Evans
Tyler Gonzalez
Fucking savages
Ethan Reyes
Parker Robinson
Hey rabbi whatcha doin?
Gabriel Kelly
Luke Foster
Jack Wilson
Literally Cred Forums
Luke Allen
Is that Parkland?
Jordan Fisher
>they have 17 wiins because unlike me they are responsible enough to handle a gun, but since I am not I think they shouldn't be allowed to
k
Jonathan Thomas
Most of the time it's JROTC air rifle
Landon Lopez
>they have 17 wins because they have killed off the other teams
Henry Rivera
I participated in JROTC events. Can confirm that this is 99% likely to be the case. Great program, looked good on a resume for my first couple jobs and we didn't have any issues with homos in the showers touching us like the gym kids.
Thomas Williams
k
Jaxon Sullivan
I get the joke, but older family members often do «sell» heirlooms to younger ones in exchange for support in their old age. It's normal in a lot of families, not just Jewish ones.
Joshua Bailey
Jaxson Allen
This
WASP families are notorious for being stone-cold about disinheriting kids. My dad cut me out of his will because I married a woman who was half-Jewish. Her mom was a practicing Christian Scientist, but that didn't matter to him because she had Jewish blood.
Michael Gomez
I have not seen this in forever
Jayden Evans
That's funny because I've seen neo-Nazis use these exact same tactics.
Jayden Collins
Brayden Perez
this is better with all the reaction shots
Brayden White
Cooper Morris
Adrian Diaz
Dial 888-8888
Xavier King
Oh, now I get it!
kek, can't tell which piles up faster sometimes, the dead bodies or the broken hopes and dreams..
Jack Morgan
This isn't funny. There's no joke here. Are you twelve? Are you just laughing at this because "lol soo randum xDDDD?"
Hudson Garcia
Wrong fucking image damnit
Andrew Phillips
Based dad
Landon Williams
Pretty fuckin' funny
Sebastian Hernandez
If you’ve ever been to a black school it’s usually covered in basketball and football championships, whereas lacrosse and golf and rifles are all seen as stereotypically white sports
So it’s a joke about school shooters in relation to white people
Ian Fisher
Luke Phillips
Well yeah, say they get robbed at gunpoint or get lost in beat infested woods. Armed kids are safer than unarmed kids any day.
Cooper Sanchez
>"Heather Heyer died from a heart attack, also the driver hit those people in self defense"
>"we're not nazis, the nazis died in 1945"
>they blame jews when mosques are attacked, blame muslims when synagogues are attacked, acting like they don't condone the violence
>"foreigners are becoming the majority in london"(painting it as muslims but omitting that the foreigners are mostly European)
Shit you're right
Ethan Bennett
Gavin Garcia
Nice, top kek
Jaxon Nguyen
that's seattle isn't it?
Aiden Brooks
Lel
Michael Russell
no, it's not raining in the pic and there's no homeless heroin addicts everywhere.
Eli Rodriguez
i just save the pictures, pal
Landon Howard
No it's not, stop feeding the troll, faggot
Jaxson Butler
Aaron Sanders
there was one place had a sign "100s of pretty girls and 1 ugly one"
Adrian Jackson
Based
Luis Adams
Seattle sounds like my kinda place
Kevin Cruz
more like this, actual funny shit
Brandon Roberts
Jace Perez
Columbine?
Julian Stewart
that was in Tacoma
Grayson Parker
took me a minute, then I chuckled.
Brandon Hall
it always pisses down rain, and the pussies from california have fucked everything up
Benjamin Garcia
Noah Fisher
no, Rick's off lake city way, or there was more than one, what's his name got fucked on organized crime and prostitution charges
Isaiah Garcia
Because Greg is in his house, hiding from Hansen.
Carson Stewart
the Tacoma location closed down too...prolly same owner...like 10 years ago or close. Only went there once...pretty lame.
Gabriel Long
but Kort Koban
Jose Davis
strip clubs in washington suck anyway, gotta go to portland or b.c
Eli Reyes
Jose Jackson
fuck cobain, nirvana blows
Adrian Lewis
Connor Martinez
Very lovecraftian
Landon Perry
the first rule of Koban Klub is not to type about it.
Henry Reed
True. Lately I’ve been listening to late Romantic music from Chopin. Actual art music as opposed to the heroin fueled screeches from that band.
Cameron Reyes
Nathaniel Howard
4062
QTY 1
Isaac Nguyen
Kurt Cobrain?
Hudson Lopez
>Bitches about things not being funny
>Posts normies tier Facebook memes
K
Tyler James
can't go wrong with Greig, user
if you into it Django Rienhard for gypsy jazz
Julian Cook
So when is the next Kort Koban Klub meeting, my fellow non-melanoids?
Eli Johnson
Andrew Foster
Carter Murphy
Gotta love Peer Gynt Suite. And yes, Reinhardt and Grappeli are great musicians. I used to play stand up in a 'gypsy jazz' band. Very fun music. What other composers do you like?
Jackson Ward
God, I miss Nickelback
Caleb Jackson
Isaiah Diaz
Joseph Ramirez
You are actually a retarded person if you don't get the joke. Eat a COCK YOU KIKELORD LOVING FAGGOT.
Lincoln Cox
Yes, it is quite funny, when people die.
Lucas Bailey
I wish we could be friends.
Ethan Lewis
I actually contributed you piece of shit. Post something or shut up.
Hunter Collins
source?
Carter Thomas
William Hughes
rape me is good tho
John Russell
Is the blue haired one looking forwards or backwards
Luis Harris
i jump around here and there, depends what suits my mood, but i don't listen as much as i used to, i tried to go see the Ring cycle one year but couldn't justify the close to $4500 in tickets
Levi Sanchez
Easton Adams
Did you talk to a marine last night
Owen Cook
Jeez get a room goys
Noah Edwards
i hear Dave Grohl got all his teeth pulled so he can fit more dicks in his mouth
Blake Jenkins
only laugh so far tbh
Jose Taylor
fuk
Grayson Flores
Alexander Russell
Not a feels thread dude
Nicholas Watson
Maybe I'm autistic, but I don't get it.
Why wouldn't he be glad that she's chosen to live?
David Rogers
Benjamin Gonzalez
You didn't contribute shit you fucking nigger, kys.
Carson Baker
Aiden Smith
really decent OC well done!!!
Mason Price
bet you wouldn't say that to his face...he kinda a badass
Ryder Powell
holy shit is this legit?
David Reyes
checked
Wyatt Turner
David Perez
>true story bro
Mason Lewis
Wow who was performing for those prices, the Vienna Philharmonic? I rarely go to see the symphony, but luckily in my city things are pretty affordable so it's not too hard to see the local orchestra play. I'm not too familiar with Wagner but there is so much positivity around him in any music scene that's familiar with him. I know Ride of the Valkeries from that suite, so I suppose I should check out the other pieces.
Aiden Foster
only those of us with boomer parents get this now you do realize this?
Logan Long
gripping the crotch of a baby?
>Not sure if legit.
Anthony Jenkins
>Outrage after Chinese theme park forces pig to bungee jump
At least we know it's safe for Americans.
Michael Taylor
I don't get it
Adrian Martinez
Here's one without that gay watermark.
Sebastian Anderson
Fag
Jace Anderson
no, mccaw hall, it was like 1500 per ticket per night,
Asher Smith
Kobaïan is better than Cobain
Nirvana and Starbucks are shit, but sucker punch are my favorite game devs
Parker Lewis
Chase Sullivan
misread, it was at mccaw hall, i don't remember who was performing
it was in like 2004 or 5
Cameron Cruz
lost
Colton Nelson
17. The tally marks read 17. Like 2017.
Justin Stewart
You're an asshole
Henry Baker
I understand why red grapes confuses gay. Do you?
Hunter Gutierrez
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Christopher Flores
and your mom and your girlfriend
Aaron Jenkins
This actually seems like the most plausible explanation. In that case it’s not really that funny.
Andrew Gray
fuuuuucckk
Ethan Adams
i want to slather you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado
David Clark
Pretty ridiculous, but I guess it was an amazing show.
Zachary Hughes
I JUST LOST
>my keys
How am I supposed to do key stuff now?
Carter Smith
it would have to blow your tits off for that price
James Campbell
I’d buy that cd
Eli Hall
Andrew Jenkins
Quads
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Yep, or it's a statement for the wealthy to make.
Brandon Sanchez
Ian Hall
Benjamin Hall
Eat my cats ass.
Dylan Nelson
Camden Watson
Luis Sanchez
Isaiah Johnson
Gavin Adams
Jonathan Cox
we aren't talking about consenting adults, who like to dress in leather boyscout uniforms, and smash each other in the head with ball pien hammers while they take turns blowing the cat. That's a victimless hobby, and think of how good the cat must feel
Easton Taylor
Owen Parker
Jack Thompson
Ayden Phillips
He doesn't think you're funny.
Parker Perez
Meh
Owen Perez
Zachary Harris
RIP John candy
Justin Moore
Nolan Phillips
I can fix this
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to fuck someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces "it" was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl and she found some messages on his phone
>says she really wants to get back at him
>she looks at me with a seductive smirk and tells me she has an idea
She starts pulling down my pants and whips out my mighty pork sword
>wtfareyoudoing.gif
>says not to worry and to just enjoy it
>she starts stroking my cock until I have a raging boner
>she takes a selfie of her kissing my cock and says "I have an even better idea."
>mfw she takes her pants off and starts grinding my cock
>she starts moaning heavy and takes a selfie another selfie
>she starts grinding even harder and hits the right spot to slide my dick in
>mfw she stops for a second and looks at me seductively and then keeps riding my cock
>mfw when she's so fucking wet
>mfw when she says she's cumming
>she proceeds to cum all over my dick and letting out the sexiest moans I've ever heard
>she looks up and says "almost done"
>she starts going down and sucking my dick like a goddess
>she takes one last selfie of my cumming onto her tongue
>thx
Colton Bennett
>Deliveries in the rear
topkek
Henry Martin
Last one from me, g’night boys.
Daniel Ward
Alright, ya got me.
'Bout time, these threads are such trash.
Isaiah Bell
Jeremiah Evans
Jace Cook
Based Lovecraft
Lucas Garcia
“Jews are promoting immigration, multiculturalism, refugee crisis's to weaken the west with muslims and terrorists”. Various muslim and terrorist groups are virulently and obviously anti-semetic....
Lincoln King
>Romantic music from Chopin
Probably a great soundtrack for all the gay sex you've been having.
Oliver Miller
I seriously didn't want to laugh at this shit, I just couldn't stop myself.
Should make a meme out of it.
Sebastian Brooks
Kys
Juan Russell
ok, mouthbreather
Noah Kelly
LOST haha!
Ian Sanders
the 'no shit trips' ladies and gentlemen
Isaiah Hill
why did you need an under water weighing test?
Isaac Howard
dudsw ===== tgwy even say "Peeing" in the image...
Justin Hughes
remain uncultured and unappreciative of fine art, pleb
Josiah Green
Don't mention it man pleaser.
Samuel Martinez
Asher Mitchell
Fuck me, need to put seizure wa ofpnewnvoer v
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Juan Scott
I sure will, stay gay junior!
Carter Kelly
It's closet fags that like to rant about others being gay. Guess who that is? Here is a pic of you as a baby.
Michael Edwards
Kort Koban is not finish
Blake Foster
Checked and based.
Lincoln Bennett
>pretends to have seizure, accidentally solves PI.
Oliver Mitchell
I lost
Aiden Miller
>Re-enacting the ending scene in Kort Klub
Elijah Clark
Sebastian Baker
Is that Space Ghost?
Luke Reyes
homo
Luke Cooper
you know how we know kurt cobain had dandruff?
they found his head and shoulders in the shower
Ryder Rivera
That's not nice, and it's 2020, i personally don't care that you choose to participate in that lifestyle. It's just not for me that's all. By all means blow all the dudes you want, i won't stand in your way.
Jaxon Peterson
I have no idea what the point of this is. First boyfriend didn't last...they never do.
Robert Gutierrez
he could get his teeth removed like grohl
more dicks in at a time
Dylan Lopez
>Free smells
I can smell them all the way from here
Carter Powell
I hope you're having a great evening.
Aaron Butler
That happened to this place a looooooooong time ago
Logan Phillips
Kek
Colton Scott
fuck you to all that don't think this shit is funny. If you reply to disagree then your a faggot
Andrew Ross
It hasn't been too bad, same to you, i'm going to take off, ya'll take it easy.
Dylan Carter
>under water weighing test
My sister
Daniel Hernandez
I talked to a member of his family. Two things that most don't know.
The first cop on the scene was a family member.
The shotgun was found perfectly balanced on his chest.
Jace Foster
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
Logan Ramirez
Body count. Obviously body count.
Robert Lee
That was in Ft Wayne, Indiana about 2 years ago or so. Used to live next door to 2 trailer sluts that used to work there that ended up on Jerry Springer with their trailer park fuck boy. Real disgusting.
Nicholas Morris
this post gave me cancer
Lincoln Torres
triggered
Evan Campbell
nnnnnnice
Gabriel Adams
Nice trips
>a member of his family
Was that the one who said "he or she would never commit suicide"?
Stay classy, Seatlle
Julian Thompson
doesn't apply here, Cred Forums was already true imbeciles in the beggining
Ian Howard
The guy does Elvis impersonations...google him. I hired him for a gig and talked to him for awhile after. He isn't a great singer but it's campy and funny but he is a Cobain family member.
Oliver Long
Thanks
Just earlier today I learned what "taqiya" was
Mason Stewart
That's like a Neapolitan Ice Cream penis
Asher Gomez
Lost
Jason Thompson
Lost
Luis Watson
Oh look a jidf agent hard at work
Joseph Cook
I thought it meant they are good at shooting but not shooting for the scores in sports. For example, shooting a score in lacrosse.
Justin Russell
Disliking I-slam means you are the jew?
Can't we all dislike the savage Mohammedans?
Brody Price
Furkikes will literally sexualize anything. We need eugenicist euthanasia.