What would you do with 2 million dollars?

>get a good girl/guy
I hope you mean as a tenant. Faggotry is not allowed ITT

so just real estate? define bank owned properties. defunct property to developers?

1) Give my family a few hundred thousand dollars
2) Pay off my car
3) Find a small yet nice condo, pay it off 100%
4) Save the rest, live simply the rest of my life, probably work part time, at least at first

Hire a hitman on myself

Do you owe your family a few hundred thousand dollars?

Buy nice house with some acres, then maybe whatever cars I feel like the invest the rest

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but i would buy another condo to ensure passive income because im a fuck up

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I could care less who wants to be happy with me. I'm already a basic faggot so my standards are pretty low

When mortgages go into default and the bank takes back the property they generally auction them at a discount because they are losing money every day they are in control of it. They try to cut their loses and sell it at much less then it’s actual value. That’s where you swoop in and buy it with your cash on hand. Then you turn around and sell these properties for actual market value and profit

No, but I feel like it'd be help get them off my back.

2 chicks at the same time.

- be

Make people roll trips for $1,000.

1) House
2) Car
3) Invest
4) Education
In that order.

> make your mom smd

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would you need money in the range of millions to do this? or can you do it with less after saving for a bit?

eat it

I'd pay off the 50 acres I just bought and buy materials to build a big ass new barn on it. Maybe get a small studio in the city next to a good pub or maybe get a brandy new side-by-side with tracks. I'd stuff the rest in my 401k.

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Depends on where you live, type of home, etc. I bought my first auction property with 110k. Turned around and sold it for 152k. So I would say you don’t need millions! But I would make sure you had enough savings where you wouldn’t be dumping every penny you have into the venture.

> get a very nice house
> buy a Nissan GTR
> go on lots of holidays
> get a few buy to let properties

Fund my new life wandering the world's forests to find and photograph bigfoot, become bazillionaire with one epic pic
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how come the bank doesn't sell it back to the market in the first place

Wrong. They will only keep coming back for more handouts.

Don't give them anything. Just tell them straight up you're not sharing your money. They will be pissed at first but in the long run it's not smart to give thousands to relatives.
Maybe if you had like, over 10 million but you gotta remember 2 million is only 2000 X $1000

PS this is OP and I am reading all of your replies.

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My father, needs treatment. He has ms, I would pay for his residence in the home and invest 1 million or so in treatment options for him. Anything to get him back to talking, eating, breathing properly. I would use to fix up the manufactured home he and my mother bought when I was 8. Maybe about 100k in that and I would get him that sick ass navy blue 1970’s or 80’s blue Chevy mustang he wanted so badly. And then get my mother some furniture for her house. And give my mother 600k. Not favoritism, but my father is sick, my mother can work, or atleast feed herself. I’d keep 100k and spend it on my probation fees and treatment. The rest to save.

I'd buy a house, a car, and use a lot of the remaining money to get studio equipment and donate to charity.

thats right, i forgot about that part

Fuck you retards. I would transmission into a girl.

Well they are but they want to get it off their hands as quick as possible since it has to have already been in default by the previous owner for some time to even get to that point. They cut their loses to avoid paying taxes on it for extended periods of time. That’s where you come in. You would want to do research before hand, as sometimes it’s sold sight-unseen. On occasions the previous homeowner will wreck the house before being evicted, so sometimes risk becomes involved. I’ve bought 6 auctioned properties in the last 3 years now and have made roughly 210k.

In your case with 2million you could obviously do this with properties holding higher values to make bigger returns but I’ve kept it small (properties under 250k) thus far

I'd buy some gum and maybe a new stapler.

ur a pretty good guy for a mentally ill criminal user

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I personally identify as Dexron III Tranny Fluid

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Allow me to expand on your idea.
>buy 3 hookers
>Order a pizza
>Force them to play smash bros
>Send them home confused when sex didn't happen and they had a good time.

Fucking trannies.
Always derailing threads.

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Pay some twitch streamers too by my friends

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invest in my state or country with long term bond, borrow against that bond and park it in a dividend. wait two years after proven that the divden is profitable borrow against it for a large life insurance policy borrow against it for more dividends. Live off the dividends as a lower middle class NEET while slowly paying off debt

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I need to spend like $10,000

The rest can go into GIC's

More of a mercon v guy myself, always been a Ford boy

you want 2 million in cash, guns, beer, and flashy clothes? based

Buy 2 million lottery tickets

Okay smartass, you spend 2 million and win 3 million.

Now what would you do with 3 million?

Obviously buy 3 million more until I win 100 million

Buy some weed and a beer and a vacation to hawaii

Purchase a run down apartment complex. Like a 10-20 unit. Pay 1.5 million and use the other .5 million to Reno the property and fill all the units. Then sale for 3-5 million. Or if you want to play the long game keep it for a steady cash flow. Management is a cunt though.

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Well played.

So you got your 100 million. Now what? Yachts, mansions, supercars, I guess 100 mil is enough to get started in that sort of thing

Same

Just hire someone beneath you to do all the bs
OR
Revolutionize the real estate industry and automate everything

wow, I thought Betamax was dead

Buy a modest home, vehicle, nest egg the rest while I continue pursuing my chosen career path now with the comfort of not having to worry about money in the meantime.

Buy cheap house but not super trashy looking around 50 to 75 thousand range. Buy a awesome pc or Mac computer set up big tv/ gamer room. Then buy top shelf booze and get me a couple of gold digging whores but give em just enough too stay and fuck but not enough too leave. Probably in 5 or 10 years my liver will be about shot I’ll be down to let’s say million then I’ll drop the whores get a model tier bitch to fuck promise too leave her everything then when I finally kick the bucket she finds out I left the money too charity or there’s little too nothing left

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Buy 100 million lottery tickets to win 200 million

To bro. Just to. Too is not needed as it means "also".

Your right, my bad.

Nope. You lose and you're back down to 2 million.

No more lottery tickets guise, it's cheating

Alot of you are Ill informed. 2 million is not enough to retire early on, especially if you buy things. Nice house for 500k, you still have property taxes and insurance. New luxury Car, high insurance. This Two million dollars will do alot better if you put it away, invest in the markets or attempt you hand at RE.

Spend 2 million dollars.

How's that cuck cage treating you?

What if I take all of the 2 mil and put it into GIC's?
Would that not be enough to live on?

Depends on the rate of the GICs and how it pays out. Which I have no idea but I'll take a stab at it.
If you put 2mil in a GIC at 3% a year, you'd get a 60k profit for that year so.
>Can you live on 60k per year?
>Can you want the initial 1 year to make 60k?

Also I have no experience with GICs but I'm assuming they are like CDs with a gaurenteed return

invest it for retirement
take a few vacations
and then live my life like i have been

2 million isnt really that much nowadays

Cry slightly less hard

cost of living and inflation will catch up to you fast.

Open a personal LLC to deflect litigation claims.

Invest a small amount in crypto, a large portion in mutual funds and securities and bum off the rest of living a meager lifestyle never having to worry about finances again. Yay

Put half into investments, pay off all my debts including school and just pay to finish my education, buy a car and a house, put some money aside for my kid's education, get a tummy tuck and probably give a quarter of my 2mil to charity.

i would keep shitposting here

Buy a shitcoin that does 2x's every couple of months, sell the top

Example, last year Cardano was for sale at like 4 cents, spiked to 10, then crashed to 3. It does this a couple of times a year. Call your bank and tell them you're cashing out crypto, and get with an accountant and pay the gains tax

> probably give a quarter of my 2mil to charity.
hahahahaha ha

Make the video game of my dreams.

Take a million for myself, retire to SE Asia, live in humble circumstances, donate the other 19 million to the poor

Hard to say but I've always wanted to open a sex toy shop. I believe $2 million is a pretty good capital start. Probly don't really need $2M for a porn shop..
Ooooo, got it.
$500k on the shop and some sweet uniforms
$1M on a manufacturing plant to build my own line of dildos
Then $500k on some acres and build a private cottage. Preferably with a small river so I can get that off grid hydro going.

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