Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...

Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD, you will NEVER get laid without an escort. Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots.

>protip; you LITERALLY can't

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Found the incel

Less than 1% of dudes fulfill that criteria yet most dudes get laid.

Another troll

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guy looks like a fag

that because they pay, fuckwad

found the soycuck

I was a bartender and I've seen chubby guys with zits on their mouth hook up with hot chicks because they had jokes or were good karaoke singers. Try harder fagface

r/thathappened. Obviously payed under the table

It's 2020, can you PLEASE come out with some good b8?

>iT's [CuRReNt YeAr]

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You're missing something bud. for every fat fucking slob man there's a cow slut women. lower your standards and fuck some piggies moron.

I'm calling bullshit

I don't want to fuck your mother thanks

Wake up.

youtu.be/fD2briZ6fB0

>posts tranny faggot to try and prove a point

Unironically kys plz

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a wet hole is a wet hole. why the fuck should I care what it's attached to.

>implying even fattys want me to fuck them

Hurr durr hurr I have no life nor argument so let me insult you.

Grow up simp.

So you're saying if a guy has a lot of money he doesnt have to pay for stuff?

Kys cuck

What do you think, dipshit?

So do you

There ain't that many hot bitches and dudes.

Getting laid ain't worth it you come to terms with it after a while it's more like a who cares to most people I know

The loser american chad who speaks one language has spoken.

im a line cook 5'10 and smash on the reg, stop being a pussy op

>make low IQ bait thread
>still get 25 replies
Cred Forums is full of children

making fun of people on Cred Forums makes you a mensa member im sure

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

>be me
>5’8” tall
>no job
>doesn’t hire escorts
>bangs chubby women

Checkmate OP

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stay mad incel, ill be smashing your crush and serving her up a pizza in the meantime

I'm a 5'4ft balding Indian janitor and I fuck Russian supermodels on the daily

>having this much homosexual attraction to a dude

after chernobyl my penis is falling off

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

>you

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Kek, you incel, I’m 5’6” and I been laid before nothing matters, just be funny and not boring

Nice LARP faggot now gtfo my board

literally ,,= overused by pop culties

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