Bored. Ask a real woman anything, I'll be brutally honest

Bored. Ask a real woman anything, I'll be brutally honest.
>23
>5'3
>120 lbs
>Caucasian
>5/10 face, 6/10 body
>French
>I won't post pics

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Well shit I'm bored too.
Also a woman.
I'd post selfies and shit but it's not like anons would believe me anyway.
I usually post vocaroos but its midnight and my husband is trying to sleep

Tits or GTFO.
Nobody wants to hear your bullshit.

What a MAN...

TITS OR GTFO

You want to see the bullshit though?

Anal on first date?

No. Plus I don't "date"

Quebec or France French?

Do you know what you have to do to survive the coming apocalypse?

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France

What coming apocalypse?

Why have you not posted tits and a timestamp?
Tits or GTFO

You can never compete with this.

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why do most women try to look sexy instead of just accepting the fact that they're ugly

also this

29 hey babe
'3
6'8'' and skinny fat
lbs
150kgs i stopped counting
>>Caucasian
same and probably cancer from sun radiation
/10 face, 6/10 body
4/10 face, 5/10 body, we can fuck?
>>French
germanic
>>I won't post pics
i might

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ps i want u super thinHEALTHY x

mind body soul essence divine beingxx

>why do most women try to look sexy instead of just accepting the fact that they're ugly
That's generalizing. I can't speak for the other women

/10 face, 6/10 body
̶t̶̶i̶̶t̶̶s̶̶ ̶̶a̶̶n̶̶d̶ gtfo

>I can't speak for other women

well most of our questions regard your sex so you rendered this entire thread pointless

unless, you know

Where in France?

Everyone in this thread is female, even me!! Of course none of us are going to post a simple time stamp to prove it! Any straight guys here wanna flirt with someone that very, very likely is actually a gay male?

Incel

Strasbourg

To any femanons in here. What are you rating your face and body?

CRAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIN

I dont get how you can still try to bait other user
Et btw, à moins que tu prouves que t'es une meuf le thread a mourrir comme tous les autres

well first of all you be brutally honest about your tits. post them or gtfo.

I'm a femanon as well. My tits are made of watermelons and I hate niggers. Look at me! I'm a newfag!

Tits + timestamp or gtfo

Well I ain't turning on lights and getting up to prove anything. I'm pregnant and dont wanna disturb my husband just because of a stupid timestamp.

I could easily post pics or even a vocaroo maybe if I dont talk too loud but I have no desire to flirt or have people flirt with my old ass so it's a bit pointless for me to make shit up

Osef

Won't happen

6'8" skinny fat LOL you're a faggot

For me I'd honestly rate my face an 8 maybe. Mainly because I'm 30 and I still have a damn youthful face that I'm proud of.

Body? Eh I was already a chubby bitch before pregnancy so right now I probably dont have the best outlook but I'd say a 5

>8 maybe. (...) I'm 30
LMAOOO

Well I could post a makeupless selfie for you to judge on your own but as I mentioned earlier I doubt anons would believe me anyway...

It's real retard hours tonight, or this week, or this month. Actually every time I come on for a ylyl thread the entire past year and a half it's been complete shit so that probably represents the rest of the board. You're better off in another one

>a makeupless selfie
Nah I'm good. The delusion though

Theres literally no delusion user.
I wear makeup to actually make myself look older because without it I always have a hard time getting into bars or people treat me like I'm so fucking teen.

If I had a dollar for every "oh shit I didnt know you were older than me!" I'd have a nice wad of cash I'll tell you that

>I wear makeup to actually make myself look older

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Pretty city. Sadly it is filled with french people.

>this

Lol I mean I'm telling ya I can post those selfies and prove it to you how much older I look with my makeup

So do it

satelite induced grade 2.5 distal tendon tear left bicep still hasnt healed in 6 months, bruising every lift. what the fuck do i do?

murder all nsa

Ok then.

This is without.

Yea I do have eyebrows but it's just that ginger curse that makes them light as fuck when they're already pretty thin

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And this is with makeup

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>"makeupless", but 100% FILTER
Also you do look 30.

TITS and TMESTAMP

Uh no theres literally no filter????

And you're literally only saying that because I told you I'm 30. I've never met anyone who's ever guessed my age right

>And you're literally only saying that because I told you I'm 30.
Yes, they are.

No thanks. You're 100% free to not believe it's me. I really dont care lol

Have you ever eaten pussy?

I'm sorry but you truly are delusional.
- No eyebrows
- Bulging eyes
- Falling cheeks
- Fatty philtrum
You look older than you think.

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100%.

I'm sure about it because having people guess my age is something I've done often because it's actually humorous at this point how wrong people always are and the oldest I've ever gotten was like 25 which was shocking enough.

Granted it's pretty flattering obviously it can actually become this sort of annoying curse especially when you want to be treated like an adult but you have little brats that are even younger than you talking to you like your some kid. I dealt with that for years at my first job. I had this guy always talking down to me and when he found out I was 5 years older than him he changed his tone.
Its shit like that that actually makes me WANT to look older so I'll be taken more seriously.
So yea makeup isnt just for some beauty shit. I feel very pretty without it but I also hear people tell me I look older with it and that's what I want sometimes.

different user
real question
why the fuck are you even here? genuinely asking

THIS is a 8/10?

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Funny that both arent with the same clothing

>no eyebrows

You've never seen gingers have you? It's just as she said. They have eyebrows
They just blend into their damn pale skin.


And you're trying way too hard. Shes a fucking hottie and If i were to guess I'd say not a day older than 23

What's that have to do with anything???? Not like I said these were taken the same day lol

Fucking women lol

Stop samefagging you stupid whore, you don't look 7 years younger than your age lol. You're probably clinging to this thought because that's all you've got. You have no personality, no value.

shut the fuck up
the
fuck
up

I guess I'll get fucked then lol

lmao fucking tits and timestamp then kill yourself. the rules are so simple yet you still fucked them up.

Why are you here? Porn?

I've been here since 04 user. Back then the anime was heavy and I was a weeb. Also there was gore and anime and gore are the 2 things I was into most at the time.
I grew out of anime for the most part but I still enjoy a good gore thread.
Dunno why you think that just because I'm a chick I'd have to be here for a different reason...this place has always just felt like home to me

You don't look "older" you look more slaggy and worn, which I suppose translates to older.

Why would you ever waste looking young??

Damn right it is. I'd give it a 9.

?? I'm not samefagging. The second response is me obviously. I dont think you know what a samefag is lol.

And as I stated. Looking my age is fine with me. It's just a fact that I dont.

TITS OR GTFO. this is a board invented by and created for men

You look like the dolls these auties fuck....
what are you doing here?

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Just say "edgy" and answer the people actually asking questions

jesus fucked off christ you look like an off brand sex doll, and that's not a compliment.

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Eh that works too. I mean I have just gone by what people say and its always "aw you shouldnt wear all that makeup it makes you look older" and as I said. Sometimes looking older is what I want.

And the makeup comes off. I don't think I'm wasting my youth by any means. I take great care of my skin and I cant even remember a time I walked into direct sunlight. That's because I do care for my youth. I like the fact I can change it up when I want and I know it wont be there forever. I'm sure any day now I'm suddenly not gonna have my Clear smooth skin and its gonna look wrinkly and I'm at peace with that.

You look like a psycho. Crazy bitch making life for her bf a living hell.

It really wasnt newfag

How come you aren't black? I ask since my personal preference is that black women are more attractive that white.

I'd bang you silly either way.

>giving a dumb bitch attention
Only Newfags and neckbeards in this thread

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Hi femanon (or timestampless larper)

Riddle me this about my life. I'm 33. Last gf broke with me in november. Still could not cope with that.
What do I do now?
I'm busy for work, she was 24 I am way older and I know it was kinda jackpot for me to be with a younger girl for the last 2 years.
Plus I'm intrested in nobody at the moment, despite being literally withered by loneliness.
I cut all social medias because I don't wamt anything stupid amidst rn, if I ever meet with somebody again it has to be spontaneous, I'm not for one night stands. Not talking about marriage or anything.
TL;DR is it possible to still live as a 25 year old boi despite being 33, no strings attached?

kys, man

Lol idk if thats a compliment or not. Being "doll-like" seems nice but then being compared to the dolls these guys fuck...I dunno lol

And I answered that here.

gingers are pure evil KG

>Eh

This is a defense mechanism for showing how apathetically superior you are and it is the only thing so far that has made you sound dumb.

You aren't taking care of your skin you're slathering Antichrist on it. Dummy.

If you stay here you're gonna learn that youre generic hippie thot #27 so you need to go.

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You look better without. You got perfect skin, amazing bone structure and you look so fine in the without picture. The makeup one, it's like something critical was lost.

oh you might get a date!

kys please, I dare you? are you enough of a man to kys? have some courage. do it now.

Eh I'm bored and cant sleep. I tend to reply even to the dumbest of things in this state.

Eh to each their own.

It's the ginger thing I bet. I typically get the "oh you must have real hot head with that ginger hair!" Or all the other psycho characteristics that go along with it.

I know it dont mean much because obviously even the crazies say they're not crazy but I'm a pretty down to earth person. I'm from los angeles so I'm pretty sure I have my nigger moments if I get pushed over the edge (which is honestly rare.)
Everyone I know would probably say I'm more tomboyish but without the need to try to force myself to be "one of the boys" I'd rather not be. I'm fine being a girl. I just dont have a natural "lady likeness" to myself sometimes even when I try to.

post poop pics or gtpo

lol randumb

Eh lol

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I wish you had died in the boston marathon bombing:/

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sound dampening???

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I'm probably too old for your comfort. I just realized what was lost with the makeup version.. I changed your look into a harder edged version, hiding the warm soft youthful features you naturally have.. It also in the shading covers your amazingly consistent and perfect skin..

The without pic has your natural beauty on display, the makeup one has it hidden in a disguise to make you appear more edgy. I'd actually be a bit more concerned if I met you with the first look than the makeup look. That first pic is a face that could get away with murder if she wanted.

This is what OP should do

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Not op here, but yes it is. Im 36 and made a dating site account just to see what girls were on there. Quite a bit of younger 20 year olds will go for a guy in his 30s, even 40s.

What kind usually?

god i hate girls

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Not until I've bathed in your blood.

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You're talking to a man, baby.

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If I end up like you I am going to pick up hard drugs with gusto

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You are so cringe man, you're beyond redemption

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Honestly I dont really know what to tell you other than to just stop worrying about getting pussy and focus on your social relationships. The biggest no-no you can do is basically block off social interaction.
Do you really think a girl will like a guy that has 0 friends and is antisocial as fuck? Hardly.
Girls dont like that shit. It's natural to see someone and gauge their social circle.
If you dont have friends then clearly you must be a real fucking weirdo that a normal girl wouldnt wanna go near.

Having some solid friends and being outgoing shows females you're approachable and friendly.

I can tell you right now that's exactly how my husband hooked me in. I saw his friends and I saw him having the time of his life and my main thought was "I need to get in on that damn light hes shining"

Nah I got too much to live for

Haha yea I heard that a few hundred times. I think I'm pretty normal. Granted I can be a real spiteful cunt if you actually push me to the edge but that's very hard to do.

I've been here since 04. Surely I'm not going anywhere soon.

Also antichrist? I didnt know moisturizer was the antichrist now lol

Like I said. It's not really about me trying to "look better" I know I'm darn cute without it but sometimes being considered cute when your 30 gets old. As a grown ass woman you wanna feel "sexy" and when I wear makeup it makes me feel that way. Without it I just feel like a cute little baby lol

I probably use "eh" a different way than you do. (You clearly have an issue with it)
When I use it I feel it's mainly to express indifference. Or if Like someone says something that I can agree and disagree with but I'm too lazy to get into details sometimes I just give an "eh".

>That first pic is a face that could get away with murder if she wanted.

Lol that was a weirdly nice compliment I enjoyed. Thanks.

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This post is satire. Right?

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Ok faggot we get it. You love dick

>let me explain what's actually reality and embrace any degenerate still humoring me

great job thot

no one ever does that

No, I love yours

qcTzKff

biscord

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....? Wat

If I find you irl I'm gonna kidnap you and rape you ;)
You look like someone I know too

SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW

Lol ok have fun with that.
It's not the first time I've been mistaken for someone either. I'm 1000% sure you dont know me. Even if you did I'm really not threatened by some user online lol

Do you hate the French as much as everyone else does?

^^ fuck this guy. You are wearing the wrong clothes. You should be wearing the dress of a queen because thats what you truly are. Your eyes grasp my affections like the sunlight you shine upon to this earth with all your beauty.

tl;dr: im an incel faggot that will treat you to a fancy 5 buck nacho box at taco bell.

Yes. They are cons.

Dont be surprised when your snatched off the street user :^)

Interesting outlet you have.. I got here not long after it started, back when things were truly wild in here. Do you prefer the crazy old days when the truly shocking not only could but regularly popped up in every thread or this vanilla smoothie version of Cred Forums?

Then breathe heavily until you put out

The fuck wrong with you?

Haha ok user I'll be waitin for ya

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I'm gonna kill you

>hmm, yes, quite m'lady

this one won't breathe too heavily

no its not bud

Wow, your radar is plum busted Cred Forumsro.. I'm closing in on 50 and have been married for 21 years to a woman I only dated for 9 days before we stood in front of a JP. Own more land than your sad little legs ever walked over. I got tools in my truck toolbox that are older than you. Hell, two of my trucks are probably older than you.

Isn't this a school night?

You think that Cred Forums was more wild back then but I dunno if I can agree with that. I think it was more "less bullshit" if anything.

Now its riddled with people who think it's cool to act like an actual autist when back then it was more "cool" to be wise.
Not in an old sense...more in a "smartass" sort of sense but still that was way better than people acting retarded for fun.

As for the edgy, fucked up shit that happened I felt like it was more "special" to come into a thread where real shit was going down. I think it was a relatively calm-ish place so when we had some real dark shit happening live it was exciting.

Now it just feels....forced? Like people here just want to be as edgy as possible to have a few seconds of attention but with no real pay off.

I dunno I just felt that Cred Forums back then was just for the reject kids at the lunch table ya know? The kids who wanted to be social but just didnt fully know how.

Rekt thread now

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Cringe. Imagine being that close to death and lacking wisdom. You have no self-awareness. I'd advise you to end it today.

>5'3

lmfao womanlet detected. Shit genes, get your ovaries cut off you are of inferior breed.

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Ke

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U

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damn... hearing that and sitting here with no real friends other than the people i work with and have to see more than my family that makes me sad. Its not even that I "cant" make friends, I can make friends with just about anyone I meet. The thing is that I just don't fucking want to man, people are so shitty I cant stand being around them. I've been put through the ringer so many times I don't even want to associate with them FML.

Mostly, yeah, I see what you mean. There was something going on here that truly kept the normies away. It was unsavory, and I sure as fuck had no love of it. But I noticed once it was gone, this place turned into a piss smelling Chuck e. Cheese's next to a trailer park ball pit... I've always wondered, who was putting up the money to keep this website up. The ads don't even come close to the bandwidth and server capacity I calculated this place needs. Guess whoever needs this place had a change in their needs, hence the changes we saw.

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I'm in Strasbourg, wanna kik?

Nice dubs

I don't have kik, only Discord and Skype.

it's actually a wave of upset normies ironically pretending to be like the two or three genuine people you can't/won't recognize because they think you're a twart. Only ten years late with the "it's dead" convo. With a civilised man of bootstrap pulling.

How fucked do you have to be to believe your own shit this much. Oh wow the first person to come here thinking surviving being ebullied is a rite of passage.

If you look like that and you can't go outside enough to stay offline there is something seriously used car fucked up with you.

>im so risiliently one of the guys!
So your own social circle is impossible for you.

I just truely think its essential to have a decent inner circle if you want girls to notice you. Granted I cant say much for when you get older. It's hard for me to tell if the same "rules apply" I just know me at 30 still feels that way towards it.

It's strange though because my husband and I hardly hang out with anyone anymore. I'd say the importance of that social circle does down once you actually get with someone but the whole sociable thing is more for first impressions.

Like honestly my husband and I have turned into such recluses but when I met him he was the life of the party and I could see people fucking adored him and I needed to get in on it.
Now most of the friends grew up and got married along with us so they all hardly see eachother and it's not like it's even important to me.
I saw what he was capable of and that was enough to get my interest.

And friends come and go sometimes. I've had a lot of shitty experiences with people I thought were good friends but ended up to be the meanest backstabbers. It's just what you gotta deal with when dealing with people. Sometimes theyll be the greatest people in your life or the worst

...

Kid, I gotta enough passive income and fuck you money that I don't need to be aware of shit if I don't want to. Even then, I'm vastly more aware of the world than you'll ever be and have more wisdom in my toenail clippings than you ever will being a philosophical try-hard/blowhard.

You wouldn't know reality if it came up to you and grabbed your cock and ball, ripped them off and pulled until the tearing skin strip went up your torso and tore off your face. Then it could compound fracture your arm and shove the protruding bone spike into your neck.

And there you would stand, dumbfounded as you quoted Camu in vapid regurgitation.

Kek! Go to bed kid.

IF YOUR LOOKING JUST TO TALK AND SHIT GO TO This ain't the board for it

What are you babbling about?

Ok boomer

post swollen belly you pregnant fuck, i wanna see that baby bloat

It is the board for it. This is the board for anything...are you that new?

>let me tell you as a couple what being alone and I...is about

end of shelf life bored housewife advice, Im sure this will come in handy

It's not really here yet unfortunatly :(

I'm waiting on that bump to show up!

??? You seem to really be trying to attack. Its getting desperate looking

so post current status so we can see the real progress in a few months, I want to compare

Hows life user

OK discord discord gg / 6ZqSdZ

Im sorry for my previous post. I didnt know your background story. I forgot your smelly white trash pig fucking lifestyle made you the lord of all creation.

I don't join servers.

You look better without makeup very cute, infact you look pretty much like a bitch with makeup on.

>kid, I'm arguing about my life with 14 year olds online

Sure ya do

are you having a stroke baby????

She does not have to. She is woman in the end. You trannies could never compete

Well it's a shame... Thought it was nice to have someone English-speaking in this town 4m here... Have a good one user

What thing makes you want to keep your current partner.

I'll believe it, I'm happy for your family.

Smart move.

Can confirm, as you get older socializing matters much less the closer you are to your spouse. I know a few guys my age that work in a couple of the shops I own.. They still have large social circles. It honestly looks childish to me. Drama. Just fucking drama. A couple of them get married every so often. If they keep up the social drama, sure enough, on years 2, 4 or at best 7, they get divorced.

They all ask me what me and my wife's secret is. I tell them: We don't run around looking to get in any drama and we keep drama people out of our personal lives.

So far only one of my employees was smart enough to figure out I don't hang out with them. He stopped all that bull and he's now closing in on 10 years with his second wife. Him and his wife me and mine occasionally hang out with.

Just an observation from 17 years further down the road than you are.

>why does this place suck now
>we should entertain the attention whore

many, many reasons why this place sucks now but mostly its the people left here that cba to put in effort while complaining about the lackluster.

>you look pretty much like a bitch with makeup on

Haha and I'm actually fine with that! There are plenty of days where I dont want to be approached or bothered and my makeup can help me out on that and make me look less approachable.

It's funny because its EXTREMELY rare for me to be out by myself without my husband. Just about a month ago I decided I was going to wait after work for him to pick me up so I walked to my local starbucks and thought for once it would be nice to sit on a bench in the sun (which is shocking since I avoid that shit like the plague). I don't bother with makeup when I go to work and while i sat there i had like 3 guys approach me even despite me trying to throw out my best "dont come near me" vibes.
So I know when I wear my makeup I'm often considered bitchy and hard to approach and I like that sometimes lol

How do you like this goat?

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Are you having a stroke??

Dude, wtf

>facebook wall posting
>why does this place suck so much now guys??

Its like retards asking why their hair is on fire

Private on discord?

Maybe, what's your id?

Wow, who hurt you user?
Oh, that's right, I did ya little bitch. KEK!!!

Why you don't date? 23 is prime age for dating.

hnngnotfrench89

>and then everyone had sex

If you didn't get catfished this thread, I am proud of you

Do you think it’s bad I’m dating a 17 y/o girl as a 23 y/o?
I met her when she was 13, and I’ve been dating her since she was 15 and I was 21.

Most of the people who’ve found out, especially women, have told me that I’m doing something disgusting, or that I’m gonna go to jail. Then of course the internet is the exact opposite where people have no morals.
I really love her. We play video games together, smoke weed together, and generally enjoy hanging out. She’s really attractive and motivated and makes me happy, but she’s also somewhat naive.

As a woman who’s completely separated from the situation, what do you think? Am I doing something wrong?

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If I'm being honest it's just that I'm way too much of a perfectionist. I don't want to be used by someone so I just remain alone. Maybe I'm too childish but I still cling to the idea of romantic love, love at first sight, etc. It most likely won't happen but whatever.

Alright gimme a min

Well I need the numbers too

What things?
Hes just someone I get along best with and on a level no one can compete with.


My partner is almost exactly like a best friend except i get to fuck them.


So I mean. Why do people sometimes have friends for a lifetime? What keeps that friend around? It's because they just get eachother and theres no fear or judgment between them.
It's the same exact shit with my partner we just get the fucking as a bonus lol

Yea I agree to everything your saying. It's funny because when my husband and I first started dating we would sort of bitch at friends who would get married and sort of disappear but then once we got closer and more serious we were doing the same shit and we had our single friends giving us a hard time about it.

Though maybe because we are still a nut young we actually do kind of find other people drama amusing. We never get into it ourselves or anything it's more like "ah shit look at what that dumbass posted on fb again" or my husband might come at me with some silly gossip that's going on between the friends that are absolute trainwrecks. But again its just something we joke about to ourselves and we never invest in any else's problems.

We sometimes try to hang out with our group of friends but it really is different. We still all consider eachother friends but the meaning has changed over time. Before it's like you needed to see these people multiple times a month to establish the bond. But now it's like. We can go months without seeing eachother and when we do we are still really cool with eachother.

I used to think my parents were the biggest weirdos for not having friends really but now I get it lol

It's a very pretty color!

> who hurt you user?
bro i just trolled the fuck out of you.
id say kek but im not a self praising dick rider such as yourself.

#9977

So whats wrong in looking younger than you actually are? Damn bitches can never be satisfied...

>bro i just trolled the fuck out of you

By far the cingiest damn sentence that someone could fucking say.

Ugh what a fucking loser

I said why multiple times user.

You should, at least then you'd be getting some type of ass even if it's your own.

Bit slow on the uptake, ain't ya boy?

Jesus fuck.
>Bored
>Proceeds to talk about self
Go read a fucking book or something. Fucking hell. Some other dogshit thread died for this. What a waste.

I would be slower if I lived the hillbilly lifestyle you do.

My thread died for the yee yee ass thread
Man what the fuck

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this is Cred Forums, we're all losers.
except you, im sure you get your dick sucked on the daily.

then stop making threads

>6'8"
WHAT?

>I won't post pics
>205 replies
>no nudes
Retards

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thank for posting, make this your mantra

So that’s it? Someone says something and your reply is to paraphrase it back to them? Nice one, bro

Finally this piece of shit thread is dry
Never come back to Cred Forums

more effort than uploading a faggy gif
wouldnt you say?

This is an image board, it’s what people do here. Are you new?

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>5/10 face, 6/10 body
Imagine rating yourself.

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What's wrong with that?
It's your own general outlook of yourself that you're more than entitled to have

I like French people and I'm English.

Hello, you look like a lovely normal person. I hope that your life in nice and all goes well with your baby.

Well thanks user

This isn't relevant, but look at that adorable little thing

Have you done MFM threesome of curious to do so? If so or if not, why?

You're on the wrong website honey.

holey shit the cope! See you in thouse pol Victims of feminism threads rostie.

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