Enter McDonald's

Is this Hindley Street, Adelaide?

Nothing, because I'd rather not go to jail.

Call the police

Take a pic so you dumb fucks can talk about it

be shot by a satelite via a schizophrenic with mad psychosis that thinks its covert with fragile x syndrome from a foriegn nation commiting war crimes inside ur failed own and think that wouldnt make a girl contact fake-authority fucking failure schizos

schizophrenic psychosis

Order 2 spicy mcchickens

look over to the guy next to me, and say
"GOD DAMN, you lucky nigga"

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Make my order and stand to the side on my phone while I wait for it, then leave and eat it

>look at ass
>briefly wonder which rave/party/strip club she came from
>notice im up next, start thinking about what i wanna eat

This.

kek

wonder why the fuck am I at McDonalds

What

nothing because since this is /b, it's probably a trap and she's gonna have a beard when she turns around

approach her and quietly inform her of the current state of her skirt (as to not cause her embarrassment) before returning to my spot in the queue

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yeah this board of donald dump supporting faggots love traps and dick rate threads... ever think about that?

Nope its in Melb from like 5 years ago.

Your on Cred Forums... stop thinking you are better than Maccas... your a degenerate like the rest of us cunt... you aint special.

HOLD HER DOWN AND RAPE HER RIGHT THEN AND THERE! I'D RAPE THE WOMENS RIGHTS OUT OF HER.

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I cant fucking spell
you're ............ *

>Order ALL of the eggs
>bring them to her
>you have to eat all of these

Anyone who pretends to not like mcdonalds is pretending to be better than everyone else

Eat it.

>walk up
>pull it down for her
>she turns around in disgust and smack you in the face
>"what you think you can just go around grabbing any girls ass"
>OhShit.jpg
>you run for it because it just hits you that you sexually assaulted this girl in front of the staff working there and on security cameras
>your photo is posted on crime stoppers on social media
>you're identified and police come to your house and serve you a summons
>you get put on a sex offenders list along with kiddy fiddlers and rapists
>this follows you everywhere you go in life

+1 white knight points

Classic

The one who tells get's the blame.

>you run for it because it just hits you that you sexually assaulted this girl in front of the staff working there and on security cameras
>your photo is posted on crime stoppers on social media
kek

Take a picture and fap to it later

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Thank you for giving Cred Forums this picture user.
Many gallons have been spilled in your name.

And Hitler is resurrected and fucks a dog!
NIGGERRAPE

What a bad load of shit. I dont like it, if i eat it i will barf it op about 30min later. I dont eat/like Mc shit, because my stomach cant handle the "food"

Do what the person who took that pic did, take a picture and then eait in line to order a happy meal.

Should all whiteknights be out on a list?

he's from Iran i think

I'm just thinking
that better be a girl

$4.95 ? Sounds good

Go grab a sauce packet stand close, squirt it on her ass, moan a little then act dumb. If I'm at maccas then I'm likely drunk so this is a plausible outcome from a degenerate like myself.

If I had already eaten and at a table. Pull the pickle from my cheese burger, you load the pickle onto the wrapper, then you pull the wrapper tight suddenly while trying to aim. 10 points for an ass shot.

Pickle method has surprising distance at times.

Leave

I imagine run full plet into her ass with my dick out. An say sorry my fly was open your dress was up the planet were line up right.
Surprise butt sex.

Same. I wass 11 when i decided not to eat mcdonalds ever again, threw up a happy meal and was like nope.
Don't listen to the milk drinkers.
>Their muscles are lactic acid.
>They are so full of poison their fat is being used as toxic waste barrels because their body doesn't know how to deal.
>Their brain literally functions at a lower level by their own choosing.
>They choose everyday not to have enough energy to do everything they want.
>They sometimes eat other peoples spit, cum, toenails and drink urine because they trust impoverished strangers who are treated like fucking slaves for a pittance of cash to handle their food.
>They have astronomical rates of heart disease, cancers, diabetes, depression, infertility, impotence and in general suck at being alive.
>They don't get to poo easily and fuck up public toilets for everyone.
>They smell.
All this being said, i love a chub of any gender. As long as you don't hit obesity you're actually healthier than an anorexic usually.

avoid the whore. hold my qt gf's hand. hungrily eat my burger.

Turn 360 and moonwalk away

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Punch that whore in the face and drag her outside to rape her to death

even if it wasnt riding up then its still slutty and would avoid at all costs

>says rape culture is a problem
>runs around in sex outfit with ass hanging out
god women are dumb
equivalent to running around the projects at night with a wad of cash in one hand and in the other an iphone blasting hall and oates

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Lol. You gonna continue eating your 50 piece nuggets you fatbeard

American Christian?

Learn to control yourself, you sick fuck, how do you act when you go to the beach?. You ain't a man if you can't control yourself.

american teenager larping as a eurofag?

>Watching that special long enough to save this pic.
Why?

fap

Way too clean and orderly for Hindley Street.

Grape

Tap her on the shoulder and when she looks and you say "How much ? "

put on a condom on, and start fuckin, hard and fast. finish quick and run, probably several blocks. stop for a beer and a ciggie at a pub. try and relax and settle the nerves, probably witha big joint.

Finally!

go to the next counter so I can make my order without having to wait for her

>take pic
>post pic on b
>with see this, what do

ninja sniff

take picture of arse on phone - walk over say "scuse me" show phone picture - go back in queue.
Oh hold on its OZ - just yell "oi luv your arse is hanging out."

take photo
fap to it on and off for a couple of weeks
post it to Cred Forums when im over it

More than anything, the size of her handbag tells me she has issues.

Give her a Whopper

Would fall on my knees and eat it, right there. I would hold her still, full force, and e a t her a s s like there's no tomorrow. I would stop only when cops tase me.

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test

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nothing. wear cloths that fit retard. that of shes a hooker

Strippers leave the strip club in sweats and pajama pants dude

definitely not over here. they leave like that frequently, especially if they're going somewhere for food 100%.

it's how they get things offered to them for free, user.

Take creep shot, post on Cred Forums.

Wait i like milk

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Have 2 number nines, number nine large...

Bend her of the counter and fuck her in her ass

Eey, wat u doin layta?!?

Man shoulders
No hips
Fridge body
Barely has an ass

Thats a guy

she's gonna have mcdonalds farts in the morning, gross

>It's not that your not extremely sexy but could you put some clothing on my children are here and I don't think my wife will appreciate you as much as I do.

ask to see DEM FEET

throw up. and leave

call this m'lady a slut and buy my diabetes heart attack meal

INCEL DETECTED

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>god women are dumb
i agree but what kind of subhuman have you to be that you cant controll yourself and the urge to rape thats literally the thing that makes us humans

That's a nice ass

Tell Chewie to prepare to make the jump to lightspeed.

>walk up to a counter next to her
>start my orde
> I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>pay and wait for my order
>get my order
>take a seat somewhere
>eat

Tell the dumb whore her ass is showing.

The point is the people who rape aren't worried about controlling themselves. Why do people say this like the average guy just spontaneously goes crazy and decides to rape because he sees a titty? It's the criminals and mentally ill nuts who rape. So yes, dress better and THEY won't be as tempted to act.

Exactly.

order a burger on the other register then leave