My manager keeps joking about suicide and killing himself

My manager keeps joking about suicide and killing himself.

What do?

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Rape him

put in extra shifts and become the front runner for the upcoming manager vacancy

kill him

Fuck his ass and make him humble

stay at the place until your manager finally dies you tard, then you'll either get the management position or promoted

Unironically this

Great answer

I fucked a dog in the ass yesterday

How was it user

Join in. Life is an absurd comedy and all we can do is laugh before we die.

How was it?

This is very psycpathic or sociopathic, but it's still a good idea

Ask if you'll get the promotion?

fat ass asain hoe taets toas you a bitch

start looking into how to apply for the manager role

Kill him like a homie should

People who talk about it, generally aren't serious about doing it. As a topic of conversation, seems fine to me.

send him to Cred Forums for help. Always plenty of intelligent and somber thinkers here, ready to seriously help anyone in need.

Yell pic related

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If you're not a psycho you'll live to regret it. Also never go so far as to fuck a corpse since it instantly becomes hotdog down a hallway and is even more regrettable.

Nothing. It’s not your problem.