Breakfast In Bed With Your Favorite Celebs
Breakfast In Bed With Your Favorite Celebs
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She is so gorgeous.
oh fuck
>hfw
fuuuuuuuuuuk
any pics of her fuckng herself with a dildo?
make me cum for jj
great minds think alike
Make jj cum for you
oof thats it
I am actually in awe of her beauty.
my dick is in awe of her beauty
mote please
dam, same
Nigger
what i did??
Enjoy pineapple on your pizza for eternity bitch.
What's good cutie?!?
pineapple doesnt belong on pizza
dont stop
You waste oxygen. Now get the fuck out of here.
all oxygen belongs to me, be glad i share
More Cara!
Its not as brutally cold today as it was this weekend.
cum moisturizer has been really good to her
mmmm more asr
That's the truth, it was fucking frigid. Did you enjoy the long weekend?
make me cum
Nakt wann?
literally fapping so hard i feel like im pulling my dick right off my body
It was ok. Got to sleep in a little
Perfect position to straddle her chest and cum on her pretty face
o-okay...
she calling me up to get my dick
No mbb for you pedo!
mmmm fuk
nice and slow like that
She is such a dirty slut that I love.
im a pedo friend, there's a difference
Heck yeah, that's the stuff.
my dik is feelin a bit dirty rn... cud u help me clean it...
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OOOOOOOH JJ
Eat
You can tell beady is the Doritos, Mountain Dew, monster energy, tap out t-shirt, trucker hat kind of guy. Bet he fucking stinks of sweat.
wow thats kinda rood
Jeez I never realized how small her tits are
not even as big as urs...
And how disproportionately large her nips are
tasteful solo porn when?
Can't tell if they're huge or if the small tits make them look that way
thats the deal breaker 4 me 2 2bh
She is so cute
Hmm
Good question
Stop trying to take me on as a charity case, it always feels like you're condescending, plus it always feels like you're halfway out the door whenever you're here so I just don't bother with you at all. You're nice but we just don't mix. Bye.
Fingers and dildo only i think gotta keep it classy
call me daddy
Holy fucking shit
d-daddy...
Stop trying half the door.
holy FUCK
BABS IS HERE
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Sounds like db. No wonder he likes him so much
Or just a nice striptease..
Thoughts on the peach
bd said that to babs back in the day lol
wholesome!
mmmm my DICK aint doin much thinkin rn lol
Are you going to squeeze it?
Since he’s going to kill the thread anyway.
Beady is a homosexual pedophile that offers nothing to this world. His existence is only validated in his own mind by bringing others down.
Yes, and very tasteful.
yeah I was there during the exchange. both of them need help
o im squeezing it dont worry lol
that felt good
no fast forwarding right?
im not killing the thread, im keeping it alive, people come from all around the internet to see me here
better not bend over like that near me. :P
I feel like dog shit and I have to work tonight. Working with food and being sick don't mix. I told my boss earlier I probably won't be able to come in but that was before I went to sleep and now feel ever so slightly better. Once I start I can't leave so if things go south while I'm there I'm stuck.
My dad just stopped by (for an unrelated reason) and he said that I "should go", I have no idea why he would say that, but it's the only reason I'm even contemplating it.
Womp womp.
pfft hes the only reason they keep being a thing. hes the most important user here, thats why he doesnt care that hes spamming. duh.
Good
No
In fact, you might want to watch it at half speed...
I really would hate to leave my co-workers with eight hours of extra work tomorrow tho, and if it weren't for that fact I wouldn't give AF, but I've seen how hard they work, putting in 9-10 and sometimes even 11 hours a day, now on top of it they have to do my shit too? My boss already said it was okay but I want to be reliable, I haven't missed a day in a year and a half.
Good morning yall. Time for your daily
>the absolute state of babsnon
Remember when he was like "i have no life irl and nobody likes me so I come here and waste my time spamming dicks and shit"
What a time to be alive lol
espeiclally the part where she grabs her bikini strings and sways her hips side to side nice and slow
Take a day and get some rest.
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its okay user, they'll never understand what i do for these threads. a quite and watchful protector. a man does what he has to do for his family even when hes not appreciated.
remember when babs and bd were buds? bd is convinced anyone who is nice has alterior motive, dude is insane.
Yeah.
And don't forget her dance background...
I'm just posting old bd posts. I thought that one was funny cause he's skipped a bunch of work recently, even got fired.
no every single person that has tried to be his friend is wrong and bd is right. professionals just want his money, he doesnt need help, its fine.
Is it true that bd posts millie and is a huge pedo?
100% not just millie though, just about every underaged celeb you can think of.
i know, so humble and strong. so much value. taking the only time you have to be alive and spending it shitting on others online because you dont care. they will never understand
Even the redhead with big tits with the Spanish name?
i can see that coming in handy more than a couple times lol
i dont want to lie on my deathbed and wish that I had contributed cock more to these threds u no? i dont want to be 80 with arthritis unable to spam like i used to, these r the best days of my life and im living them to their fullest
yuup he LOOOVES her
so does my dick :P
>no friends
>no gf
>no good job
>no education
>no real intelligence
>mental illness
>huge martyr
Of course he's a pedo lol
Strength, flexibility, and rhythm.
dont forget racist :P
that dab though hahah
I know, such a poor baby. your poor fweinds, they just dont care. but its okay because you dont care. doing something and becoming something is literally impossible. we are so grateful that someone like you wastes his life for us, people that dont even care.
yo this thred kinda sucks... wtf
You forgot fat and ugly
everyone is a racist, that dosnt count
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THERE'S A HOLE IN YOUR BUCKET
ive heard he used to be, or still is, disgusting looking and people have given him shit for it
there's a hole in my penis that my cum shoots out of...
Fuck off nigger, I am not a racist.
>all those hidden posts
He cried about how fucked up his skin is and that people look at him with disgust.
he literally posted about girls bullying him at the gym for it LMFAO
LINK?
So is babs, only babs admitted to having pics on his computer so we know its true
It was those sars blankets
someone with a victim and martyr complex is also really fucking ugly? HOLY SHIT, I'm very shocked.
Yeah we know, great lol. We are talking about bd, stay on topic.
mmm fuk we're talking about bd... fuck i want him inside me rn
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HE NEVER WANTS TO KISS AND CLOSE HIS EYES
that's bd you just responded to
Shut the fuck up faggot and stop kissing babs' ass
YIKES
babs admitted that because he doesn't jack off to them. babs isnt pedo, people like bd want you to think he is so it makes him look better.
How is that kissing his ass lmfao, sorry you're crushing hard on bd I guess.
god YES
>people like bd want you to think he is so it makes him look better.
same with db and chad
No it's not. It's a newfag who only came here a couple months ago and uses vague talking points about babs because he doesn't know what actually happened. I'm sure of it.
Yup! Too bad these mongoloids will swallow anything bd feeds them. He's a high school drop out, you shouldn't listen to him.
Haha, what?
>I have kiddy pics on my computer, but I dont look at them
What the fuck?
my balls are full of cum for her...
100% correct. He will respond saying you're babs and that he knows the whole story, I called him out for it once and he started spouting about the archive. He has no idea about any of it, he just wants attention.
thats babs ur talking 2
What's with the guy posting dicks in every thread? I'm not a discord tranny who knows everyone by name, so enlighten me.
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If you were neutral user you would be talking shit about both of them. You cant pick one or the other
look=jack off? damn you must be jacking off 24/7. you ever saved a pic of a cute dog or cat? you jerk off to that?
Always remember:
As long as he spams, he‘s suffering.
That‘s a good thing.
my cock just got upgraded to 12" from her ass
You have been around 2 months at most if you don't know.
Go away babs everyone knows the truth
Gib
my cock is suffering without jj... mm
What you're doing is attempting to deflect hate off bd onto babs. Give it up, he doesn't love you back.
here u go...
I'm like a prophet.
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I DON'T WANT LOVE DON'T WANT NONE OF IT
Nah, i've been around for a long time. I know he goes by ''bd'' but considering i don't frequent your private discord groups, that doesn't explain why he's doing it.
No babs, I dont save pictures of kids on my computer to "just look at them"
That would make me a pedo
that settles it, shes earned my load
Private discord groups? What are you on about lol. You clearly have not been around. Lurk moar etc. Just reading this thread will make it pretty clear to be honest.
I think they're equally as bad just bd is more annoying. How is that deflecting
> Too bad these mongoloids will swallow anything bd feeds them
bd banks off that. he gets a very large ego high from manipulating online, due to his failure irl, assuming what he says about himself is true.
im not babs. you're not chad you moron, you suck at figuring out who anons are.
More like a faggot. We all know it's you.
>babs struggling to deflect from the fact that he's a peod and I forced myself inside of him to bring him down a notch and now hes too ashamed to come back to these threads
So am I a zoophile if I save pictures of dogs? Not babs btw, your retardation just triggers me.
Sure thing babs
He admitted to being a closeted homosexual and a bunch of other shit. Anyone who's been paying attention knows he's a piece of human garbage
I am genuinely surprised at the stupidity of many anons.
Guess it depends on what you mean by 'kiddy pics'
If you have maturity past that of a highschool drop out, or a fucking 12 year old, you can understand that appreciating girls who are underrated doesn't necessitate sex or romance.
We are animals.
Does the bed have a pillow top mattress?
and yet somehow im the crazy 1 4 not wanting 2 bee his friend... hmmm makes me think
im genuinly surprised how hard my dick gets for sissy... god she gets me going
>bd is so far into the narrative that he's become lost and thinks he's talking to babs
>tfw its okay if I'm a pedo if others are right ????
What a stupid fucking argument. Stop trying to make excuses for pedophiles who look at random kids on the internet for "no reason at all"
Come on, you've been adding each other on discord and steam for years now, and you all refer to each other by name. I also see you talking about past discord conversations in the threads. Don't pretend its not happening.
>underrated
underage*
that's the thing, you did want to be his friend. you pussied out because you think human connection is weakness. you push anyone who gets close to you away because you don't know how to reciprocate. it's a shame, ignoring your disgusting human form, you will never be able to have a meaningful romantic relationship.
Holy shit lurk moar lmfao
STOP EXCUSING PEDOPHILIA YOU FUCKING RETARD. If you like kiddy pics then just say so and look at em. Better than lying about it and then having to scream "omg u pedo" at all the mz mkz posted here
you did want to be his friend. you do wants friends. you'd love it if you had a gf and we were all friends and you were happy. youre just a weak loser and won't admit it.
LOLOLOLOLOL
I'm not excusing pedophilia. You lack maturity.
Go get a wife and have kids or something. Maybe you'll be able to understand what I said then.
i wanted 2 be friends till he forced it too much even after i told him to back off and stop treting me like a charity case, he kept going
she looks good in black, makes her skin look rly nice
(you too)
whish she was holding my dick and balls like that dog :P
A lotta bab shills in here today
babs is a fucking asshole and i dont blame you for how you treated him, not that I dont hate you and your spam too
yes, you thought him being nice was treating you like a charity case. you don't understand compassion. you also thought he was being condescending, many insecure people think that when people are nice to them. you have such a low opinion of yourself that when people are nice to you you assume they have selfish or malicious intent.
You must be a pedophile too if you think its ok to look at pictures of underaged kids
are you really, though? it's a bunch of idiots trolling each other, thinking they are baiting while actually being baited. pretty amusing
babs is what you made him. ate out of bd's hand and everyone was a twat to him when he said to be.
when you act like this anons will always treat you like a charity case. corly treated you similar for awhile when you first started becoming friends. its inevitable with this behavior
This. Babs is mentally retarded and manipulated too many people and now nobody wants to be his friend. He should check into a mental institution asap. Bd is as bad, no social skill whatsoever and always "why am I so ugly" and shit
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Yeah I really am to be honest. It's just wild to me that people will eat that shit up so easily.
You are a retard, babs is the most condescending person here. Dont be fooled by his apologies and shit. One day he's gonna treat you like crap and you're going to ask yourself "wow, did I really let him manipulate me into being his friend all this time despite the fact that he's a massive asshole?" I hope when that day comes you actually stop talking to him and learn the truth
>no social skill whatsoever
I really love my convos with bd when he isn't sperging out :(
you do remember where we are, right? :)
Yikes.
Careful there. I doubt that's even possible.
holy shit best reply to bd I've ever seen
ok then what's the truth jackass?
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Man I hear ya, but we all live in the same world. I don't know how you go your whole life without developing basic social skills, unless you are legitimately autistic.
lol db
all my replies to bd are gold, i am a god amongst men
And it's also a lie. The only reason babs is nice to ANYONE is to trick them into thinking he's a genuinely nice person. It's not true. It's just not based in reality.
there are non celebrities with which I'd rather have breakfast in bed. I have someone specific in mind but she lives too far away
I guess if you hate babs you're bd now. I dont give a shit honestly if you continue to deny the truth, only hurting yourself
it's a vicious cycle. he feels like that and pushes the people away who are kind to him away. eventually they drop him and then he feels validated, he must have been right after all!
I dont believe that. I think hes just a real social idiot at times, and gets possessive which leads to some manipulation.
Those are strong words for someone you have never even met irl.
What the hell's this now?
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I'm sure you'll make it happen.
I’ve had a crush on her for so long
>we all live in the same world
the same world in which you can find vids of women getting fucked by horses
the same world in which fathers molest and abuse their own daughters
cunts not exercising basic social skills behind the safety of anonymity is hardly surprising, at least to me
Maybe if he didnt treat people like trash and then go crying "why does nobody like me anymore" my opinion of him would be slightly better. SLIGHTLY better
but alas
run dfu. run and never come back again.
...
I understand anoni
>the same world in which fathers molest and abuse their own daughters
Which is not wrong, btw
Ariana is an addict to drugs
I can't stay long anyway. But I can see nothing here has changed lol.
:(
I love you
lol my favourite movie is interstellar too