Get in here faggots - greentext YLYL time!
Get in here faggots - greentext YLYL time!
Evan Diaz
Zachary King
Jaxson Sanders
Jace Taylor
Brody Campbell
Evan Allen
Xavier Green
Levi Bennett
Logan Harris
Ryan Watson
Kek wants me to keep posting, so eat it up faggots!
Ryder Perry
Kayden Martin
Easton Smith
Brayden Reyes
Jason Parker
Benjamin Foster
Jayden Turner
James Bell
James Perry
Dominic Sanchez
Kek still listening i see.
Ethan Brooks
I think that's a good start. Keep posting Cred Forumsros.
Julian Butler
Lol your thread died
Ethan Harris
I saved some text stories from the other day idk how many are green text though
Easton Morris
Julian Diaz
Cooper Jones
Jace Lee
Nathan Fisher
Samuel Morales
Evan Gutierrez
Charles Robinson
Zachary Taylor
Caleb Harris
Ayden White
Austin Gray
Parker Lee
Jeremiah Williams
Alexander Rodriguez
I forgot about this Gold one here
Ayden Ward
>32 replies
>3 posters
why is there a trio of faggots dumping their "r/greentext" folder?
Owen Young
Thomas Jones
Because OP asked I guess, also only 1 image was from the 3red poster lmao.
I think it's important to regularly post these things though so they're continued to be passed down, many of these images are years old and still get the occasional comment someone lost
Christian Scott
Mason Wright
Hunter Garcia
Adrian Foster
William Wright
Juan Foster
Well I reckon I won't bother posting anymore, OP seems to have left before I started anyway
Joshua Rivera
Zachary Robinson
Luke Campbell
Oh fuck my fucking sides best laugh ive had in weeks
Luis Kelly
Angel Jackson
lost already
check em.
Grayson Young
Nathaniel Jackson
Blake Moore
Logan Ramirez
I can't believe I've never read this before saved af
Aiden Garcia
10/10 would laugh again
Charles Cox
William Kelly
Not a greentext but it might as well be. It's one of the funniest things I've read online.
Oliver Moore
I'm still trying to find the one where the NEET loner resorted to shitting in tupperware because he clogged his toilet and tub long ago
Jose Carter
Some OC
>be me
>also be 16
>friends think it's cool to go to Hooters
(never been back to one, this story might be why)
>tell my friends not to let me eat their spiciest wings, need to stop that
>order spiciest wings out of addiction, friends don't even look up
>thanks fags
>shit was greasy, gross, 4/10 hot
>on way home, tummy is rumbly
>think there's no way I gotta shit yet. I just ate 15 min ago, I just need something to calm it
>"hey driver user, can you stop by Wal-Mart for ice cream sandwiches?"
>"we're not stopping by that capatalistic-"
>"shut up, do you want ice cream sandwiches or not?"
>walking fast to checkout, feel the alien pushing its way against my abdomen
>can't take it. Stash ice cream sandwiches in coke fridge and head straight to bathroom
>thank God it's empty
>no time for fancies, hit first stall, toilet seat up, just gonna have to squat
>pants aren't even around my knees yet. The slightest bend in my waist was all it took
>BeGentleSenp- UNLEASHTHEKRAKEN.gif
>what exploded out of me was unholier than Satan double fisting the Virgin mother Mary on sweet baby Jesus' birthday dinner table
>it hit the wall, the stall, the floor, every inch of that toilet
>yeah a little on my pants too.
>multiple successive explosions followed by my ass whimpering with its own excrement
>there was even an outline on the wall where I left the seat up
>used a whole role of that shitty industrial single ply toilet paper to clean up as much as I could off the toilet, but to no avail
>I tried Cred Forums, I honestly tried to get as much as I could in the toilet, tried to clean what I could
>...but there was so much...
>I felt bad for whoever was gonna have to clean this up
>I would've flushed the toilet, but I had shat on the handle too
Ayden Nguyen
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Ayden Baker
>Actual true story inbound
this is not your oc retard
Leo Bennett
cringy
Thomas Peterson
checked. fuc,m you
Logan Price
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Liam Diaz
Checked
Evan Hernandez
Checked again
Oliver Wilson
You have gotten way too many with this today, user. Also,checked.
Adrian Rogers
hahahaha, i lost
Anthony Howard
Adam Evans
You are imbecil, You know about it, don't You?
Brody Lopez
No u
Go check out the other YLYL and tell me if you laughed more with this greentexts or the same shitty memes that are repostet in every single YLYL-threads one. Wait, no, i don't care. Just enjoy the ride of this one or leave. Also this.
Also also Kek approves;
Ayden Brown
That's a lot of trips, nice thread
Bentley Moore
It is user, it is. Perfect for some OC i personally made if you ask me.
Nicholas Jones
Robert Wood
Brody Scott
Tyler Garcia
FUCK OFF RANDY
Aaron Smith
Fuck off Randy
Joshua Robinson
I hate these with a passion.
Lucas Barnes
Fuck off randy
Juan Ward
fuck off randy?
Justin Rivera
fuck this thread
Jack Edwards
checked