You just teleported 10ft to the left of you. How fucked are you?

Quads go to Serbia.

Broken legs atleast, 3 story fall onto cement parking lot, I'm in an apartment on 3rd floor

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That should put me in an empty bed, but no pants or underwear to put on

I’m in the boys locker room so now I’ll be in the girls locker room, haha score!!

The people in the apartment to my left are fucking loudly

Im jacking off inside now

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depends if you move with the earth or not. if not you in fucking space and is fucked.
if not i'm in the kitchen

Safe, but barely. Landed on my balcony, a foot away from a 15-floor drop

Well it's nice, cause I'm back in bed. Problem is I'm currently on toilet shitting so, I'm half merged with the bed and there's shit everywhere

This

I'd be ok. About a foot away from my wall.

I'd be in my bedroom probably inside my bed

fell in bush from 3m height

Im inma tree!

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I’d be in my closet. To my right however would’ve been a four story drop.

Fell on my ass because my chair isn't there, but still in my office.

I'd be on my porch outside. It's cold outside though so, I'd be rather uncomfortable.

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In the bathroom taking a shit on 2nd story to edge of pool probably not close enough to land only in the water I'm paralyzed at best

im on my carpet now..not badd

>Cred Forums tier fags still inside room, still on bed

>You just teleported 10ft to the left of you. How fucked are you?

Excuse me, I don't live in Fascist Exploitland, so what's that in meters?

No one important measures things like a faggot. Don't you have a rape gang to go suck off?

Fall onto my porch roof but in reality it would start nuclear fusion and obliterate the earth with a stronger force than all nukes combined.

Me and my house mate commence chilage

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I am currently in the master bedroom, three metre to the right of my bathroom, and badly in need of a shit shave & shower:, so I would do just fine, without having to agonize over the effort necessary to walk to the bathroom.

sitting at the kitchen table, maybe stuck inside a chair because the kitchen chairs are higher than the toilet seat

I'd be in another room

I am dead, because I live on the 8th floor and my Left is a window

I’m taking a shit.

I end up shitting on the couch.

I would be dead cause that puts me into my wall

I'm in a lake

In the car on the highway, I'm now rolling 80 mph into the guard rail.

I'd be in my bedroom.

I'm outside of my apartment I'll be fine

I'm part of the wall now

Considering that Quantum Entanglement is probably how this would work, either:

1) I've been obliterated and replaced by an exact duplicate, who appeared inside a bookshelf and ruined some of my favorite books.

or

2) Holy Crap! Teleportation Works! And I've appeared inside a bookshelf and ruined some of my favorite books.

Fuck You for this Teleportation Bullshit!
I liked those books.

Fucker.

youtu.be/j25tkxg5Vws

I'm gonna fall a little bit, but I'll be fine

Im stuck in a big toolbox ... fuckit call me toolman the new superhero with tools for everything

i am now in my kitchen.
time for a snack i fukkin guess.

Naked in my neighbor's apartment. I don't think they are home but I could be wrong.

I'm now naked in the garden. It's cold.