How do you prepare your top ramen? I make mine normally but I pull out the noodles, re-fry them in a pan with butter...

How do you prepare your top ramen? I make mine normally but I pull out the noodles, re-fry them in a pan with butter, and then put them back in the broth. Sometimes I throw in an egg but not often since I'm a poorfag.

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So you boil them, then take them out of the water and fry with butter?
I am interested in this.

add peanut butter and make ghetto pad Thai. thesaltymarshmallow.com/thai-peanut-ramen-noodles/

Yup. It gives the noodles a bit more flavor and texture, but if you fry them too long they get hard so be careful about that. Also use real butter not margarine. Oil probably works well too but I haven't tried that.

look at this fucking idiot and laugh retard can't even afford a fucking egg hahaha

I bet after this you went onto iFunny and complained about how bad the economy is. Maybe pop over to r/latestagecapitalism to rant a bit, because you're soooo poor.

This is something I learned in state jail. Surprisingly it tastes really great.

I could probably afford it if I got food stamps but I don't like depending on the government to feed me.

You think maybe if you spent more time working and less time whining about being such a soyboy on Cred Forums you might have the $5.00 it costs to buy a carton of eggs?

I add sesame oil, soy sauce, garlic powder and some pepper flakes into mine. Occasionally I'll throw an egg in there.

I'd rather save that money for something more important than eggs which I don't regularly eat. It should also be noted that you're the only faggot in this thread whining about anything - the inability for some to purchase items no less. So, killing yourself would be great.

This

>I'd rather save money for something more important like my videogames and porn than sustenance

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I get those cup'o noodle thingies. Put a little hotsauce/lemon juice in some of 'em sometimes, good stuff yo.

Just about typical. You've already maxed out being a little bitch in real life, given that you have no job, and live off foodstamps, (judging by how fucking HARD you've projected your insecurities about that, I find it hard to believe you aren't.)

So instead of being a further little bitch in real life, you run away to Cred Forums instead. But since its still possible for you to be an even bigger little bitch here, you got all upsettiwetti that someone dare criticize you for not having the wherewithal to get a fucking job and support yourself.

Honestly? You could use a fucking egg. I bet you don't cook Ramen because you're poor, I bet you don't even cook Ramen. Your mom prepares your food for you, she also buys it, and works for the money to buy it with. Some sort of weird NEET LARPing as a big boy. "Haha durr guys look how poorboy I am haha I'm an adult like u gueys WUAAIT DONT CRITICEEZE ME."

Kill yourself.

I usually add green onion, garlic and a protein. Cook the protien in the broth a bit for flavor.

Get a fucking job

oh god oh fuck a neet on Cred Forums told me to kill myself better go kill myself now


Go make yourself a part of the 42% you fucking tranny

Just shut the fuck up and let this guy alone man your whining way more about his situation than he does you fuckin faggot

If youdont stopsending me meanmessages im going to backtrace your IP address and backdoor into your network

>you have no job, and live off foodstamps
Neither of those are true, but keep being an assuming nigger if that's what makes you happy. Perhaps some people fall on hard times and have to save money in order to get back on top so they choose to buy ramen and avoid higher priced items like a $5 box of eggs they might not even eat. It's called being economically smart.

Is this dome copy/pasta
You can’t really be this much of an autistic cunt can you?

Water up to 1 fingertip above noodles, 3 mins in the microwave for al dente noodles. 5 mins for mushy noodles.

It's fucken ramen, not filet minon.

big agree, being locked up teaches you how to be surprisingly crafty with the food you have. the big thing in our state is cooking ramen noodles and wrapping them in a burrito with crushed hot cheetos or chili cheese fritos.

Crush noodles
Place in bowel
Just barely cover with water
5mins high microwave (the microwave is set to high but probably me too)
When it comes out there should just barely be water left
Add butter and seasoning
Stir
Try and forget about... her

Do you know how absolutely boring eating ramen can get when you have no other options? It isn't a fucking sin to make your food taste a little better, you autistic nigger.

He is a fuckin faggot not gonna lie

Just noticed the cute littlle "Vegetarian" on your Top "Ramen." First of all your poor boy ass can't even afford the good ramen? You gotta get this Kroger shit? Okay faggot.

Second of all, get a real job. What the fuck are you? A nigger? How the fuck does someone who isn't black or Mexican not afford a goddamn egg? Holy fuck they're like 15 cents each.


Lastly, goddamn. So many poor boys in these comments section getting all angry and shit. I'm sorry niggers but being a Jew, I have no idea what being poor is like. SO I just make fun of all of you fuckers.

Eat my dick I am u/Viciceman on REDDIT if you want to have a real fight with me

I wouldn't say it gets boring but top ramen is just like a the foundation of a house it's good on its own but it's better if you add something to it

This was big where I was at but we'd add dehydrated beans to it. Some dudes were like Gordan Ramsey with ramen.

I do not know how boring it is to eat ramen when there is no other option, cause I work so that I don't have to live a life of limited options. Niggar

How about you come see me on REddit and say that to my REDDIT FRIENDS

u/Viciceman

No ity isnt acopypasta you fucking noob this is a troll

oCome fight me on reddit if yure a real man

u/Viciceman DM me NOW

Reddit is for faggots

Wow, how brave of you.

self-promoting reddit on Cred Forums only proves your faggotry

damn bro you got beans? we were lucky to get rice every so often at commissary. i would have killed for some beans especially with those little packets of crystal

>Place in bowel

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weird how you talk about projecting while having this really specific narrative of what you think op's life is like... kinda sounds like you're projecting your shit onto op

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but at least I have options. ;)

Your method seems like a better version of mine. I cook mine ghetto style. I just put the noodles in a bowl and fill it up until about half the noodles are covered, so that way the top part stays crunchy, and microwave it for like 3 minutes

This is the only way I will ever eat it

That and mixing it with mayo

Wow, how brave.

I almost fully drain my 2 minute noodles, then add butter, lots of cheese and sauce.
It’s the fucking

Youre a faggot howabout you come fight me!? My address is 3105 F/2 Rd Grand Junction, CO 81504

My reddit acct is u/Viciceman

My gmail is [email protected]


Not sureif youre ready for the thunder fagboy but, well, I have a reputation for killingtrannies like you. Please have your anus ready when you knock on my door

And if you try to backtrace any of my other adresses I will kill u with my bare heands you got that? Fucker?

We even had Blue Bell ice cream. That was in Texas in 2007.

i use the oriental top ramen and toss in some frozen peas while it cooks and top it with green onions or cilantro, and a dollop of tom yum paste stirred in if i have it. if i'm living large and have some pork scraps i fry those little bitches up for a super filling meal.

>mixing it with mayo
whoa whoa whoa what

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Be like me. Be brave. It'll change your life.

Yeah you breaktheramen up and then throw it all into a microwave and then mix that shit with some tobasco sauce, some mustard,some catsup, and some mayonaise. Then when its all good and sticky you go to 3105 F 1/2 Rd Grand Junction, Co 81504 to fucking fight me

u/Viciceman on reddit

>implying anyone spends money on porn

Why fight you, when I can come there at night and rape you? I know where you live now.