Secrets thread time

Inb4 panty stealer too

it's been two years but i still miss her despite the fact she started dating a year after. it sucks, normaly i blame myself for everything but the way she dealt with it was awful and insensitive as shit, along with being unreasonable as shit during the relationship, but despite all that i still miss her, and i hate the fact that someone who fucked me over is doing better in life in more ways than one, i hate the fact she just threw a text out like the whole thing meant nothing after 2 years of dating, i hate the fact that i have anxiety going to places like the mall in fear she might be there, i hate the fact i fell into a depressive state shutting everyone out to the point where i have maybe a handful of friends who i talk to from time to time and that i've gone neet after failing to enter college after 2 years. and i especially hate the fact that i'm a pussy over the whole deal and should have moved on by now. fuck dating dude

She has plenty of fun stories actually. Most of them involving trips with the other women.
She has been diagnosed with PTSD so not too smart to ask about the other stuff.

I bathed my 11 year old niece in a sink at white castle after murdering the staff in 1988.

I only use /b when shitting

truck driving user, i dont have much to talk about but ill recycle a story i posted before,
>drive teamed in a dedicated route weekly
>teammate is a cool guy, 10 years older than me, black vegan ex marine polygamist
thats not a joke, hes a great father and husband to his family, mad respect, ate too many god damn black bean burritos and made the truck stink like mexican food every week
>its his shift, just before mine starts, around 8pm
>at the hopi travel plaza in the middle of fucking nowhere Arizona
>place known for robberies, cargo theft, human trafficking, etc
>he parks and goes inside to take a dump or whatever
>im waking up as hes coming back outside
>a guy follows him from a door all the way back to the truck, i point him out as my teammate is climbing in
>teammate picks up his very illegal little shotgun off the floor of the truck and steps out with it
>guy keeps coming, rooting through his pockets
>teammate points it at him and starts yelling
>guy pulls a knife out
>teammate fires, couldnt see where he hit but the guy fucking booked it
>blood on the pavement where he was
>its just us, a few local drivers and a swift driver in the lot
>few cars around the other side
>fuck it, teammate doesnt even change the elog, just gets back in and fuckin guns it out of the lot
>swap shifts on the side of the road when the elog starts bitchin

tldr teammate shot a guy in the desert with an illegal firearm and drove away

My wife has a porn account on reddit with 2,500+ followers and she doesn't know about it

actually a kick ass story, I feel shit like this probably happens way more often than people think

link?

Link so we can make it 2501+

the kinda illegal shit that happens in the trucking industry is so prevalent but also so distanced from everyone else that most people would never notice it
check out the app truckerpath some time, its just google maps but with stuff specifically for truckers, including reviews of truck stops and other truck acessible locations
you'll see all sorts of shit, escort phone numbers, cb channels for drugs and unrecorded loads in an area, recent crimes, etc
more than once ive had offers in 4 digits to have my trailer stolen or opened while i was at lunch
pretty much everyone carries, regardless of where you are or if you have any permit, if anyone seriously searches your truck you can usually get away with it in court by saying its your home, but nobody ever searches your truck, even if youre brown

vigilante justice is pretty common, if youre being a dick outside, be wary of where you park and inspect your vehicle, people will pull trailer release handles and if you dont notice, you'll pull foward and drop your trailer on the ground, gotta always start by backing up a few inches just to make sure its locked into place, even if it feels safe

also never eat anything on a roller grill besides the tamales
theyre wrapped in plastic and are mostly sanitary
hotdogs are a death sentence
roadside poops are to be laughed and honked at

I remember those days. Gotta get a job, faggot.

I decided to order some poppers online to see what they were like, they make fucking my ass with a dildo a lot more enjoyable and make me very horny to the point of doing things I normally wouldn't
The other day I was fucking my ass while on poppers, and decided it would be a good idea to stumble across the room while still thrusting the dildo in and out of my ass, throw open the curtains and finish myself off in front of the window overlooking a fairly busy street
And then yesterday ended up messaging my brother on facebook basically asking him to fuck me. We used to "experiment" sexually when we were younger and we've jokingly suggested doing it again before, but this is the first time I've seriously asked for it, and I certainly never would have if it wasn't for the poppers

I've showered with my 9yo niece quite a few times

oh and never tell anyone whats in your trailer, or if its just for friendly conversation, bullshit
i ran dry loads usually in refrigerated trailers because its what the company mostly used
we just didnt turn the reefers on, no need
but it was mainly cross country consumer freight, ive moved loads for newegg before, with that fancy HVM "High Value Merchandise" stamp on the second sheet of the paperwork, reading the list once i had a bunch of Nvidia Titan V's right after launch, 5000$ video cards and i had 450 of them
thats a lot of fuckin money, and all that protects that is the driver and a bolt seal, just dont tell anyone whats in there because it will make you a target for theft, people listen for that shit and many people have a contact who would be more than happy to give a cut for a scout on something like that
theres a reefer on the front, ill usually say i haul jimmy dean, breakfast sausage
lot less desirable to steal than video cards and other computer parts, walmart general goods, titanium metal stock, 8000 halogen light bulbs, etc

i still jack off to my ex gfs molestation stories

wickr goodtimesroll5

I fuck my niece too!

my mom lives alone directly above me.
I can hear her bed banging on the wall quite often.
She gets used pretty hard like a fleshlight

Yeah, we know.
>Sometimes you can hear her bed banging on the wall for like a solid hour

we need more fratgirl here.

i have a twin sister and we had that more open sibling relationship that a lot of twins have
nothing incestual, but it makes me sad sometimes to think that my sister has probably seen my dick more than any other girl

How will that fix anything? I got money, I saved up a lot during summerjobs, but I got nothing to do with it.

oh its you again

a friend of mine used to be a manager for a wal-mart. said it was pretty common that the truckers would open the trailers and let friends/family grab a few things out of them, especially around holiday time because wal-mart was such a clusterfuck of an operation, they expected a 2% loss of inventory on every truck, it was just built into the budget, and it was highly likely that anyone would ever even catch the missing inventory

Any idea how early she was given to the elders?

as a kid my uncle showed me porn and it included some stuff like scat. It more or less stuck with me and made me sort of messed up. I got in contact with him again and we've been exchanging porn videos etc. I got him into traps. And he once told me to steal a bra and skirt from my sister to put on. I'm pretty sure he's gay for me, and gay in general. He's married but has no children.

Still looking for an aussie cop to make me disappear from the face of the earth and be kept at his house as a sex slave. i'm a chubby faggot but my hole is ripe for destruction.

family home nudity user here to be weird again
ive been using a certain forum that has a section for nudism and affiliated "alternative lifestyles" and found that its
FUCKING 99% LARP
honestly what the shit, this is so fucking annoying
i cant find anything to read on this topic that isnt half filled with weirdos on the internet writing out perverted fantasies about how they want to rail their sister
holy shit

i cant talk about this shit to any psycologist because this is america and if your family sees your dick past the age of 3 then theyre pedophiles and youve been sexually abused somehow
so i go to find other people with similar experiences on the internet and everywhere i go, half of it is people pretending or making things excessively sexual when thats the exact opposite of what its about

so ill ask you nerds once again
tldr
>my family didnt care about nudity at home
>inside or in the high fenced back yard, who gives a shit
>not nudism as nothing was encouraged nor discouraged
this is a very abnormal thing specifically in america and the more populated bits of europe, and as its so uncommon its difficult to find people to talk about this with
because i want to, its strange and knowing others experiences in a similar situation would be interesting to put it into perspective with other peoples lifestyles
but god
dammit
the fucking
LARP

imagine if half the people you find on a forum for nudism were that one guy who showers with his niece

From what I understand it was right away, so at 6

I used to have gay sex with my brother while listening to our parents fucking in the next room

When I walk behind someone with a male dog in the streets, I deliberately match their speed and watch the dogs balls jiggle while it walks.

I do this too. Had one stop and complain about how he needed cigarettes once. I almost offered him a packet for the knot.

I wear a chastity device, by far the best thing I invited into my relationship.

Sex when I can get it, is incredible.
Added Testosterone from periods of celibacy mean I'm bossing it at my work.

What happened to the cult and do you know if they ganged any of the girls or just passed them around?

This was late 80s and early 90s and from what I gather it was totally gone by 95. Dont think anyone was arrested.
So the info I have is very limited but they shared them all and would give the youngest to the head guy . Not sure if they had gang bangs

I put my pee pee into my poo poo

I'm here lurking ;)
Interesting stories today.

Woa dude, what a confession.

which ones?

I used to have sex with my wife while listening to my sons fucking each other in the next room.

the neighbor girl, to whom i devoted so many thousands of my dingleberries in her yard, died in a car accident in december.

each day i visit her grave and continue my loving tribute to her

the one day her parents showed up at the same time as me, i recognized their car as it pulled into the cemetery. i pretended to be walking back from my grandfathers grave. he's not even buried there but they didn't put two and two together.

i will forever love her. forever.

Truck driven user is really interesting.

user this is too sweet. she can be thankful to rest in such an attentionate heart as yours

amateur

thank you

cum regularly on my stepmom's thong

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I don't even like Cred Forums anymore

but I still browse

Secrets. gg/mwF7FW

yesh

sketchy

it's 95% porn and occasional threads like these

for me it's all about "what weird, entertaining gem will i find on Cred Forums?"

I own a shotgun. I feel like shit, i am very close to sawing the barrel and stock short and storing it back into the gun cabinet and then taking it school and blowing my ex's face off. i don't dislike her or anything, i just feel like shit and i think killing lots of people would make me happy. then i'd make my way to the top of the building and jump off

if this is true i hope you an hero instead, fuck killing innocent people, it's so 1999

I don't think killing people will make you happy. At best it will be like going into cheat mode in a videogame and killing npcs, and quickly get boring.

So what you're saying is that he should instead fight hand-to-hand? Challenge every student to a deathmatch?

I'll bite. Anymore details?

I'm on heroin.
High and dry. Money comes in 10 days and I'm afraid of a big, cold turkey.

I have lots of gay "friends" I keep sabotaging everything they do and I wish they could all die and go to flag hell

Fag**

actually yes, that sounds fun as fuck, I wouldn't even be mad

To add:
I've had "normal" sex for the first time, eleven months ago.
Shortly after, my dad kicked her out and the relationship broke apart.
Now I am breaking apart. Fml.

Fucking kek

Its getting harder to look at regular porn and get the same effect

I recorded my gfs younger sister having sex with her boy friend. When I feel like a depraved piece of shit I rewatch it

Just don't do what I did

if i'm at your house, i will without exception piss in any available shampoo bottle. whether it's a house party, a family get together, whatever. i will piss.

I fantasize about watching my sister have sex with black men.

For my 40th bday my wife declared that as the love of her life I could have anything I wanted if she had the means to provide it.

I said I knew what I wanted and grabbed her between the legs

"Fuck user. I was really hoping you wouldn't say that."
"Will you do it?"
"Do you really want it?"
"Yes."
"Then I will."

A month and a lot of prep later she is naked in the highest of heels been manhandled by 2 bbc.

I'm going to start hiding my shampoo.

i fap to traps

get vanned?

too late. if you have to wonder, you've taken a piss shower.

I used to masturbate to the sounds of my parents fucking in one room and my brothers fucking in another.

What's the point in killing her then? Makes zero sense

i used to fuck a families dog in their backyard, listening to the sounds of the parents fucking, brothers fucking and other child masturbating through the windows

Which sounded the more exciting?

I want to have a baby with my cousin

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I'm the guy that shits on the wall in gas station bathrooms.
I'm also the guy who shits on the seat in porta pottys.

The guy outside fucking my dog.

Think I've developed anxiety, that or I'm a massive pussy. I got mugged by a group of niggers who had a knife against my stomach, it was 6 vs 1 so I couldn't fight back (eu fag so no gun to defend myself with) Ever since I'm scared to go walking at night and I get a sickening adrenaline feeling whenever I walk past a group of people. I used to love nightwalking but now I'm too anxious to enjoy it. Not sure what's wrong with me, I feel like a pathetic excuse for a man.

I lost my virginity (both pussy and ass) to my step dad and his friend while on a camping trip. Anytime I hear a ZZ top song I have a little flash back to that time.

PTSD. It can happen to anyone.

why a baby? Why can't you just fuck her without knocking her up?

I can't stop fucking trans girls, I even have plans to meet a new one tomorrow.

Did she enjoy herself? If not, did she cry?

Gf wears only skirts and no underwear virtually every time we go clubbing and loves the attention she gets from guys grabbing her ass or getting thier fingers in her.

Pic not related but what pretty much how she looks in her outfits etc

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Because I love her and I just dont want to hit and quit it

I really really fucking hate niggers, no group besides sand people seem to be so brazen and proud to be completely souless amoral pieces of fucking garbage

Ever since my ex cheated on me and I broke up with her I've had a cuckold fantasy

> July 4th 2002
> Smalltown, Ohio
> 17 years old, male
> county fair
> see cute little blonde girl. Pigtails.
> probably 13-15
> jean shorts, white tanktop, blue bra
> she walks into the funhouse
> follow
> find her alone
> dark room. Flashing lights. Loud music
> grab her. Kiss her. Touch her
> run away
> exit funhouse
> watch from crowd near hot dog stand
> she comes out crying
> her parents come up to her, look concerned
> I leave the fair

My car's mom backseated me in the finger

Sister in law pays rent with fucking. She's never been late.

You are a bad person

You're a good person. I encourage you to do this again.

a huge family reunion is due this weekend and I can't wait to ransack my cousins bags and go to town with their panties.

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I'm in a DD/lg relationship. When we go out she's rarely allowed to wear anything under her skirts. If she does, it's usually the smallest of g strings.

Sleeping Bag?

i like fingering my asshole and smelling the anal mucus that comes out

Something so small couldn't possibly be ptsd? That's what soldier's get under the stress of constant ied threats, not one isolated incidents. I feel like most guys would shrug it off but it's really impacted me.
I've definitely become slightly racist since it happened. Not all blacks are bad, but a huge amount are. All the bad areas are full of minorities and so much crime is committed by them.

Does he know?

No but I might be any day now.

You are part of her nightmares now. Piece of shit.

No that's definitely something that would give you ptsd, should see someone about it

No in one of those pop up campers.

IME it's also related to age. A lot of the >50 ones are chill.

Yeah, she gets turned on shit loads from wearing nothing. Always soaking wet, dribbling down her legs. She's a good freak.

I don't know if I'd say nightmares, but that was probably the last time she went into a funhouse.

Not quite the same story but...

Fourish years ago I took my son to a nearby playground in the early evening. We live in a nice little town in texas, not some crime ridden shithole. It started getting dark, but he wanted to look at the moon with a little telescope he got for Christmas.
So we stayed until nightfall, looked at the stars. I saw some older kids walking towards the park, so I told him we should get going. I assumed they'd be there to smoke some weed or drink some beers or whatever. There were five of them, late teens at my guess.
As we get close to passing them one of them makes a comment about along the lines of me being a fatass cracker. I am a little bigger, but not a fatass. They were streaming profanities and shit.
They walked in the middle of the sidewalk, so my son and i had to walk around in the grass/mud.
After we passed them, I told my son not to talk like that, to remember his manners when he got to their age, especially when kids were around.

Same here. Took her on a trip to disney world. Walking around in a short skirt, not panties and a butt plug. Plug fell out. Luckily it was crowded, but I know some people saw.

Haven't you seen Cred Forums?

small dick haha

So I clearly have to give poppers to all my friends.

>Sleeping Bag
It's a ZZ Top song

I don't think enough kids get a parent like you sadly. They get degenerates who don't give a shit and are glad their kids have fucked off somewhere else to be a nuisance.

That was when one of them turned around and said something like "the fuck you say bitch?" And then I felt someone punch me in the head.
I was knocked down, kicked, punched, etc. They took my wallet and smashed my sons telescope. None of them hit him, thank god, just called him some names as they kicked the shit out of me.

So, I started driving by the park in the evenings from time to time. And sometimes I saw them, always with other kids. We ended up moving because my wife told me it was either that, or I press charges. But I didnt want to press charges.

So we moved, but I drove by from time to time. And one day, lucky me, two of the kids were there alone. I parked my car, pulled the hood up on my jacket, and walked over. One of them asked if I wanted to buy some weed. The other looked like he was checking to see if we were alone.
I hit the closer one with the big metal flashlight I had in my pocket, and then knocked the other one down. I got them both pretty good, then got back in my car and left.
I never went back.
I'm still angry, I'm still paranoid and defensive around gangs of hoodlums, but the revenge felt good.

When I was like 13 me I would go into the woods behind the houses and spy on this hot milf when she would shower and change. Shot so many loads on there.

i type up whatever slutty things the girls in my school do over the weekend, and personally deliver them to their parents' mailboxes late at night. i love seeing their sad faces in school on monday. they can't stop stop partying, but they all figure that somebody in the group is selling everyone out. they're all paranoid and i love it.

For the past 5 years my hobby involves volunteering at an at risk shelter (I'm not really busy with work except for a couple a months a year and my company even pays me extra for volunteer hours). I like finding girls that need a little help. Not complete dirty homeless meth heads, but the ones just down on their luck. Build a friendship with them. Then invite them to live with me for a bit, until they get back on their feet. We end up fucking, then I send them on their way.

I dressed like a girl and used a filter and got my friend to send me a dick pic. I'm planning on meeting up with him and sucking his dick.

Underage faggot.

I was a shit back then.
She was a freshman when I was a senior the following year and I spent my last period of the day as a teachers aide in her english class. We talked a lot. I tutored her in algebra. She didnt like math.
We ended up kind of being friends.
It was probably some deranged sociopathy on my part, but I liked her.

I'm getting so many ideas... thank you Cred Forums!

more pics of her pls holy fuck

Those fucking digits!

Kek. Nice larp.

Waste of quints

A friend's housemate lost a bet and similarly had to go naked for a day, even when guys were over. Everyone could see when her nipples got hard and her pussy was getting ready for action, especially since she shaved her bush and everything was visible.

So wait did you know the girl beforehand, or did you officially meet after the event?
Also, do you think the girl had any idea that it was you who did that?

Well I don't know the names of the majority of their songs. It was a one of the greatest hit albums that they put on repeat. I'm sure it was on there.

That one song where you cant understand what they were saying. I remember washing jizz out of my ass while that was playing.

Nice. You get to fuck her?

Did not know her beforehand. Saw her at the fair, acted on impulse. Met her the following school year. She never knew. She never even mentioned it to me, but why would she?

No...

We are still friends though. We dont talk a whole lot, but we sometimes hang out at the bar, catch a meal. We even go to the movies every once in a while. We saw star wars together two weeks ago.

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>imagine if half the people you find on a forum for nudism were that one guy who showers with his niece
Are they as persistent as him lol?

I dont think so. Its not a lewd picture, so it would be pretty weird if I told her about that.

Just as well that's all that falls out.

Takes them that long to learn how to behave.

Still friends? You assaulted her, and you spend this much time with her? Not only is that sick, but how the fuck would she not know it was you?
I smell bullshit.

ha very true. She was fucking mortified. It was like the game we had been playing for the past 8 months got really serious.

We had to go back to the room because she was too embarrassed and I just spent the next couple of hours abusing her ass instead.

I know its fucked up, dude.
It might help to mention our town is very small. I had a graduating class of 28 people.
We just clicked. I dont know. We enjoy each others company, when we have time for it. I actually thought I was in love with her for a while. It's all kind of sad.

I assume she doesnt know it was me because...
1. It was almost 18 years ago and we've never kissed. It was dark and she never saw me. It happened fast.
It was never brought up in school or on the news, so her parents probably didnt even tell the police.

Wife is a teacher, she knows how hard I get when she tells me about the boys in their class and how she would fuck them
But I should stop this before I become a cuck fetishist

If she did know it was you she would drop you in an instant. In fact if most people knew you did that nobody would talk to you. It's really telling that you'd do something like that because nobody would find out. Thats where morals are determined, where nobody can see

How old are they?

This will go away. If you give yourself time to bounce back you'll be the one cucking others.

My Story:
In 2010 my ex cheated on me. I was set on her but she was not on me, clearly. Immediately after I started to think about cuck stuff. But I warded it off.

It took me 2 years to rebuild myself. My first dates were garbage because I was so timid. But after a few months I was making out with girls at clubs. After that girls were propositioning me in the cab so they could fuck me before their friends could. It was wild.

The coup de grace was when my ex came crying back to me. She married the fucker she cheated on me with. But here she came and we had a short affair. She went full roastie after that.

Now she's a single mother and she looks fucking 50. Her days of being my little teen slut are long over - and I got her best years. Now single men enjoy sloshing about in a pussy I mangled so bad, her labia hangs about 3" below her vag. Meanwhile I married a younger girl who worships the fucking ground I walk on. She still gets ID'd everywhere she goes.

So the moral is don't get into cucking. You ARE the Bull. Just work on yourself until you can go and take what you want.

Yes, I know that. I never did anything like that before or since. I dont even know why I did it, except that I wanted to touch her.

>We are still friends though. We dont talk a whole lot, but we sometimes hang out at the bar, catch a meal. We even go to the movies every once in a while. We saw star wars together two weeks ago.

You should invite her to a fair and do it to her again.

can confirm. Not truck driving user but i worked in dispatch for a major trucking company and the stuff i saw was insane. Drugs are everywhere and a lot of companies esp Swift and Knight (I did not work for them, and no beef with them but its known in the industry) are notorious for hiring people who may not even have fraudulent credentials or are just on the lands between jail and society.
Truck stops are full of prostitutes, drugs, etc. you just have to know where to look. I was at a stop once with my boss and a pimp came up to us in broad daylight and offered us a teen girl thinking we were team drivers (a lot of truckers drive together called team running, because it helps get runs done faster due to trucking laws on breaks).
never used the truckerpath app but im sure its really interesting.
truckeranon her is correct, you cant make this stuff up until you've seen it or had to deal with it. I never drove, but if you manage a fleet you basically see it all
I got lots of stories to tell if anybody is interested

I want to kill myself. I have no future, my wife and 3 of my kids hate my guts. Im in a thankless job surrounded by people I hate. I just want to end it.
Was going to end it this weekend. I had a belt around my neck and was going to just end it. But I saw my littlest ones bath toy... He doeant hate me yet... He still loves me.
So Im pushing on untill he does.

A lot of my friends are practically nudists at home. Very open and body positive with children. Not my thing, but there plenty out there who've disconnected sex with nudity.

You are right though, americans are fucking psychopathic about linking sex with nudity.

Poppers are okay for loosening up your ass if you like that sort of thing, but they are fantastic for huffing just before you cum. It's like you are shooting golf balls out your dick. Head and heart pounding: Hardest orgasm you will ever have. They work for girls, too!

We went to the fair together once. We didnt go to the funhouse, but she won a huge stuffed fish and gave it to me. We rode the ferris wheel and I almost thought I was supposed to kiss her, but I got too nervous and had an overwhelming sense of regret and couldnt do it.

You don't need to do anything melodramatic, you can walk away when you're ready.

nice trips

goes from 16 to like 22 in some classes

I broke up with a girl I had been seeing for four months this week. I bought a masturbator sleeve and a long vibrating buttplug on my way home from work today and had an orgasm better than all the sex I had with her.

Dude you have textbook depression.

I'm a tall and muscular with above average looks. Girls in my surrounding are always flirting a bit, but they know I won't really do anything. When talking about sex they always joke that I must be an animal in the sack. The truth is that I'm actually very submissive and I really like to be pegged. My first sex was getting pegged. They have no idea.

thats gay

My neighbor's wife is pregnant. He has to travel for work weeks at a time. She is incredibly lonely and incredibly horny. Like insatiable. Been fucking her silly almost every day while he is out for the past 5 months. She's got two months to go.

It's nice being able to cum in some slut without any care of getting her knocked up. But she has it in her mind that we are going to run off together after the baby is born.

Jokes on her though. My lease is up in a month and I've been slowly moving out. Going to ghost the shit out of her.

fuck off you reddit zoomer losers

This.

Just walk away. It is surprisingly easy to run away. Is there a foreign country you've always wanted to visit? Go there. Bring one bag, whatever money you can, and go.
I was in a loveless marriage for eight years. We had two kids. I was miserable. I bought a ticket to the UK and lived on cash for three years, doing odd jobs and travelling. I came back a couple years ago, got a divorce, live alone, and am the happiest I've been since I was a teenager.

Tell a story user

my wife sometimes likes to put my finger in my ass ... and I like to click

Totally understandable.

I sometimes shower with my neice

I have a half brother. We share the same mom. There was a time a few years ago when I broke it off with my significant other and needed a place to live while I got my shit together.

My brother had just moved back into town and bought a house. He let me move in. He'd have these wild parties. Lots of skinny dipping that lead to small orgies.

We ended up fucking more than a few times. No one knew that we were related.

>...and I like to click
?
Does this have anything to do with why your wife doesn't put her own finger in your ass?

alright.
>guy calls in
>im going to quit my job
>lol whatever trucking industry has ridiculously high turnovers i get one at least each day
>says he wants to bring his truck to a terminal
>he brings it back, company lets him leave

meanwhile
>people start cleaning it out (standard procedure)
>find dozens of pringles cans in it
>wtf.exe
>pringles cans on the seats, under the seat, on the dashboard etc.
>cab also smells weird

back to me
>get a call from maintenance
>people yelling and having a fit
> opened a pringles can
>death.jpg
>pringlesman was taking a dump in each can
>there were between 2 and 3 dozen pringles cans filled up all the way with human excrement
>pringlesman calls in (must have gotten a call from somebody)
>WTF man why????
>says 'well i didnt want to stop or use the bathroom and i like pringles so after i ate a can i kept it and used it again'- apologizes for forgetting to clean up his cans.

another normal day in trucking

my freshman year math teacher was in a wheelchair. i wasn't ready for my final so i pushed her down a staircase to buy myself some time. she didn't remember what happened and i ended up getting an A. worked out in the end imo.

Don’t do it you faggot. If your gonna kill yourself that’s fine but don’t be that guy that shoots up a school because you have attention issues or whatever.

My wife circumcised me on our wedding night.

Worked as a trucker for 5 years before I opened my own local trucking/logistics company. Can confirm. Shit is crazy out there.

My first cousin and I met for the first time at a family gathering. I was 19, she was 22. Long story short, we got drunk, found out we were physically attracted to one another, and had (protected) sex. Nothing came of it, no pregnancy, and we never told anybody. She and I hang out to this day.

Does a dildo in your ass even feel good?
I feel like it would feel uncomfortable if you're doing it alone.

How long til those str8 8s are available?

horrific

Everyone in this thread is a redditor and cancer

i sometimes bump threads

Are you guys going to plow any time soon?

I guess no one cares since Cred Forums is such shit these days anyway
Take a look at your contribution for a start

I’m sick of traps.

who doesnt?

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Was your stepdad Dave?

I guess, but right now this is my biggest secret.

I hooked up with a girl at a friends 18th a few years back, she told me she was 18 too. We stayed over in the spare bedroom and I fucked her brains out, she felt so good one of the best I’d ever had. Couple weeks later she adds me on Facebook and I realise she’d had her 15th birthday party 6 months ago. I confronted her about it and she said she just really wanted to fuck someone that night.

I still get off to how good she was in bed.

We've joked about it, but we're both seeing people, so...

Thank you for replying. That paragraph reminded me of a some-what similar story I had.

I’ve been jacking off to my sister non stop all week

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> I stand with Israel
color me shocked

fit chicks are hot

I had this thoughr for some time now. I have been thinking about a particular friend giving me a handjob.

How often does she let other guys finger her? Do you watch?

I blackmailed a girl for nudes on kik once and made her send me a video of her fingering her ass. She did it but she was crying the whole time. It was so hot.

She drives me crazy

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Do you still have the video?

No.

I’ve wanted to openly come out as bisexual to more than just my best friend.

I’ve practiced on the 4chanz and only gets ridiculed and called a faggot. Doesn’t bother me but I can’t say it hasn’t made me hesitate about doing so. I also have major trust issues and I’ve “joked” about it to my girlfriend and even openly said it out loud and completely serious and she jokingly laughed it off and said “shut up, user”.
It’s whatever. It’s not that big of a deal. It doesn’t effect the relationship I’m in now I suppose. I don’t consider myself super masculine or homophobic whatsoever so I don’t understand why it’s been laughing shrugged off by the few people I said it to out loud. Oh well.

I never really understood 'normal' porn, but ts/cd porn gets me diamonds almost instantly for some reason, even if it's just solo.

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she must have a tight pussy

God I wonder

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kek or wicker?

If you're still here, Heroin-user.
Give it up brother.
You're stronger without it, and can adapt.
Make the change while you can.
I believe in you.

Normal porn is still enjoyable, but lately I have been watching too many pegging videos. I would like to stop before it turns into a fetish.

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I actually prefer flat chests and butts that aren't too big.

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Was this for religious reasons or kink shit? Also is she a medical professional or was it more of a rusty razor blade type situation?

It's not about the money you dumbass working at least can give you some social interaction and a reason to wake up in the morning. being a neet sucks and will likely be fuelling your depression

Did you tell? I want to fuck my step daughter so bad.

>I want to fuck my step daughter so bad.
That's the Cred Forums I know.

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did you cum?

Manipulated 19 year old into cumming to the thought of her father fucking her

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Holy shit bro are you me?

Nice. Kind of reminds me of that story of a trucker in Australia running over an aboriginal

>flag hell
Cred Forums?

yeah same here
i tried dating but just had to break it off because in the end i wasn't over her. She is happy now, and that's the most unfair thing about all this

Neither sorry

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thats my dream but almost impossible to find

Been in some rough environments, Serbia, Kosovo, lately Afghanistan. Have a recurring dream my child who is not even born, will have the eyes one of the guys over there.

thanks for this story user. Today has been rough.

>i hate the fact that someone who fucked me over is doing better in life in more ways than one
Fucking sucks tbh

I had a job for a short while, i talked to maybe 1 person and all we talked was about how fucking painful the shoes were, for 5 minutes, and i shook his hand when i left

maybe?

I'm not upset that she's happy now, I don't give a shit, it's more that my life has gone downhill ever since the breakup, constant downs, while what I hear from mutuals is that she has constant ups, entering college on her first go, trip around europe, new boyfriend, moved to a much nicer house, etc, while I've been eating shit non stop for 2 years, the only positive thing I've had was a small job that only lasted 3 days (wasnt fired or anything, it was for an event) where I went in with zero guidance from bosses, put on being pretty much the guy who answers to any questions you have when I was fucking NEW, and got yelled at by geesers asking to see my boss because I couldn't answer their dumbass questions right away. If my life were stable now, and she was doing her own thing, I wouldn't give a fuck, it's the fact that I feel fucked over by her but my life went to shit while karma doesn't even try to catch up to her

About a year ago I was raped on two occasions by my only friend. I've decided to stay friends with him cause I have literally nobody else who cares about any part of me and being alone is more painful than being with my rapist.

amazing lol

>me and best friend play some early 2000s 2D mmo ripoff of zelda
>its mostly just a big chat room with avatars, but also has some forums that are even more popular
>join up with best friend, we gradually get to be well known around the forums and game world despite being easily the youngest members (12-13).
>one part of the forums was invite only because it was extremely nsfw, we finally get accepted in
>almost exclusively porn, including illegal shit theyd link to like jb, cp, beast, just tons of it.
>keep in mind this was 2007-2008 and these guys were almost all early Cred Forums members and this is where I learned about Cred Forums from.
>find that a couple of guys have save photos of me and my friend that we had posted on the main site, talking about how they want to fuck us, we both think its really funny since we're both dudes we dont think much of it until guys start offering us money and gifts to send nudes.
>remember one guy offers us 500$ and how that seemed like an unbelievable fortune at the time
>start getting excited and seriously contemplating it

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did you know this girl prior?

the palace?

Stop user. I got way too into it and its really hard to quit. You just gotta cold turkey all those videos

stop porning
after 3-6 months, your brain will be clear and you will have lost almost all your fetishes.
it's just porn escalation.

I will never have a girlfriend, will probably have to live with my mom for the rest of my life, and blow pretty much all my money on student loans and entertainment. It's largely my fault, as I got mediocre grades, got a shit tier degree, and made zero connections in college.

Sometimes, when I'm really angry, I'll drive my car to a secluded location and scream/cry/thrash around until my voice is hoarse and my hands/feet are sore.

I went to Catholic mass every Sunday for 22 years, but I stopped going recently because I can't stand being lectured by pedophiles and those that enable them. I spent 16 years of my life being terrorized and sexually abused by my dad, and refuse to handle shit like that any longer.

I paid a cute girl 15 dollars to take a picture with me to convince my coworkers I have a girlfriend. I don't think they believe me, but it's nice to indulge the fantasy for a little bit

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>I prefer flat chests
>posts a woman with large breasts

Good going.
Really, those sorts should be crippled.

>shit tier degree
what is it?

I have not found this to be the case. I've stopped for years. Still the only things that turn me on is the same shit I was watching when I watched porn.

English. Writing is the only area of life in which I'm marginally competent.

hope it hurts you fucking waste

good post
fetishising something painful can happen, but it is definitely worth fighting against it and taking the healthy route instead.

weird me too

No. It was a really obscure little game with less than a thousand players on it at any given time. The forum was more popular than the game itself.

>guy that offers us 500 wants us to take photos in our underwear, together, with our arm around each other
>first photo we take we're wearing loose boxers and I have my arm across his shoulder, but the guy says it has to be better than that
>ultimately has us take a photo in tighty whities standing facing each other, hands on each others hips
>instead of just 500 total, he sends us 500 each
>afterwards we're both sitting there in the tighty whites, excited from the money but also from all the touching and close proximity we were to each other
>guy is still messaging us, asking us if we liked it, did we get boners looking at each other. my best friend is blushing and has a hand on his crotch, and I can definitely feel myself about to poke through these tiny underwear
>tell him we're both hard right now
>tells us he is too, asks us if we're gay, we tell him definitely not we've just never done anything like this, then he says that's okay he has something we'll like
>sends us a photo of a nude 20-something girl lying in bed, looking at the camera all sleepily, she's hot as fuck and we both lean in to look at her photo
>he tells us that's his girlfriend, that he'll share more if we share more.

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no met her on tinder

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don't be stupid.
if you saw off the barrel and the stock, then you'll likely break your wrist while firing the first shot, meaning you'll look like a complete faggot.
leave the rear stock, or even buy a folding long stock so you can brace it properly.
live stream it too.

I'm dating a girl who is a world famous child porn victim. I went looking for her photos and found them on the deep web and cant stop thinking about what I saw and how much more I'm sexually attracted to her now.

>world famous child porn victim.
That's... not a real thing. Fame requires a certain familiarity that just doesn't allow for. Like internet famous isn't really famous.

But good for her for getting out and trying to date. Hope she's got better luck than me.

shit, man. that's like a free ticket to travel. go teach english in another country. that should get you some needed time away and experience.

time to be angry then.
convert all your sadness and missing feelings into anger, develop that into a rage, turn the rage into an absolute fury, and then use that fury as pure energy to better yourself and your position and situation.
start exercising every day, good pushups, buy some dumbbells and use them.
challenge yourself, dare yourself, take risks.
but before all that, cut contact with her completely, delete her from facebook, never check up on her, she doesn't exist anymore.
start chatting with girls, even if you don't want to date them. talk to them and realise that there are other females in the world.

Sounds like she already did it, you just got her to admit it.

Well, did you do it?

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then you could recondition yourself. it isn't much different than training a dog.
stop fapping for a week or two, then fap to the thought of you fucking a girl you know in her vagina, as simple as that.
do it for no more than 10-15 minutes, using only your imagination.
then wait another week and do the same.
use a light grip if you don't already.
biggest cure for it all is to have a girlfriend though.
those thoughts usually melt away into nothingness after a few weeks with a girl.

and my grandpa watched all this from a guard tower

nice larp twat. fetishes dont disappear and your gf prob cheats on with every giy who promises the mildest of kinks

she'd do the same to you. she's fucking another guy while pregnant for fucks sake.
get out bro, do it.

>those thoughts usually melt away into nothingness after a few weeks with a girl.
they come back after a few years with same said girl.
like said

no he just really likes clicking his computer mouse. dont fetish shame

>he gets us to take turns photographing each other, first with our underwear on, then with them off, and then one photo of us lying down naked, my friend on top of me and our dicks touching
>in return he's sending us photos of his girlfriend sucking his dick, and dude is seriously hung, she was obviously stoned but knew how to work a cock
>after we've traded back and forth me and my friend are both panting and still have our boners, sitting side by side naked, so we jack each other off while looking at her photos, when suddenly he asks if I want to lay down together again, and of course I do
>not even looking at the photos he sent us anymore, we're rubbing our dicks together against each other and it feels better than anything we've tried up until that point
>both end up cumming together
>later that night talking to that same guy online, end up telling him what happened, that I think that makes me gay, but he just says it means I might be bi but that's no big deal, everyone is
>so despite thinking we knew better, end up getting groomed by this online predator and fall for his fatherly act, hard.

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Pics?

kill yourself tranny

I want to eliminate humans.

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then go have cognitive behavioural therapy.
if you are obsessed with pegging porn but don't want to be, there is a mental health problem.
did your mother dominate you or your father?

Honestly, this thread is the only reason I come to Cred Forums everyday. I spend most my time on other boards, but once per day I swing by and check this thread out. Find some decent gems sometimes. My recent favorite was the guy who talked about his wife fucking her father on a boat. I liked that story. The person I hate the most is the retarded guy that always yells "larp"....it's Cred Forums you fukkin retard. We know that.

Do a corrupt politician, fuck killing randos, kill someone that actually deserves it.

>i come here every day
nice larp, faggot

kek'd

this.

I occasionally dump some of my past in here. but this is the only part of Cred Forums I feel at home and comfy in.

kek I want someone to greentext this

i'm cheating on my long distance girlfriend with the girl we have threesomes with

i don't want to break up with my gf and hurt her, but i really like this other girl too

Or you want something you dont have and are attracted to it. All the cbt in the world won't change that, just bury it under crap and suppress it for a while before it comes back to the surface.
It's also why conversion therapy doesn't work.

you're all three degenerates, so don't worry about it.
start a threesome with another girl before your girlfriend comes back.

>mentions conversion therapy
actual faggot detected.
most fetishes come from something.
he didn't suddenly wake up and want a plastic dick in his anus, it came from somewhere.

degenerates, how?

when you said you kissed her... did she kiss you back?

because you didn't have a threesome with another dude. it makes you a bigot.

You can dance around identifying it all day, but if it worked you'd have a leg to stand on. Since it doesn't, you don't.
Now, I'm not that pegging fetishist user, so I can't speak for how it really came about. But maybe his anus hungers for stimulation, or maybe he needs a feeling of role reversal with a partner he trusts that he associates completely with the object that can do that, or maybe he's just a closet fag that doesn't want to go any further out than he is. Either way, all the therapy in the world won't mean a god damned thing.

First year trucker for UPS. Been to Chicago and back to LA 6 times now. I check hoses and 5th wheel release any time I come back from a break. Last few times there was only one key in vehicle (a bunch of new runs so extra keys haven’t been cut) so we just walk in and out of truck stop without locking the door while partner is asleep. I won’t be doing that anymore after reading this. Gonna have these fools cut a second key whenever I go out.

I think it should be legal and socially acceptable to sniff the vaginas and buttholes of attractive women.

>Gonna have these fools cut a second key whenever I go out.
you haven't cut one yourself? what are they, magic keys?

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you're a homofaggot pushing your sick agenda because the only way you can 'reproduce' is by recruiting. spreading your mental illness.
his anus doesn't need anything apart from shit coming out of it, that's what it is there for.
hysterical freak, ranting about 'conversion therapy', are you having flashbacks.

Just didn’t realize until my last trip last week that the shop could cut em. I’m never the more senior driver so this stuff is usually taken care of.

It is, as long as they're down too.

I think boys from 15 - 17 are kind of hot in a taboo/forbidden sort of way and if I could be in a relationship with one without people finding it questionable, I would be

based

You seem to feel real strong about this, user. Do you need a safe space? Are you okay? There are places that can help. Its okay, you'll be okay.

Why such a narrow range?

this

What's wrong with pegging? Some chick from /soc/ used to peg me and I had a great time with it!

Im having sex in about 12 hours and i have an issue. Last time I jerked off the day before sex I was not able to cum, but Im scared that if I don't then Im not gonna last long. Any good advice?

I'm with you user. I've been dying to fuck my stepdaughter.
I was hoping to get her drunk last weekend while her mom was out of town, but she took one gulp of alcohol and almost puked. Lol
Oh well.

Who is it user?

Been splattering this tranny whenever my girlfriend goes out of town. Love GF but god, takes facials and I loved it.

>hoping to get her drunk

yikes

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I keep my (used) makeshift pocket pussy gloves in a empty tissue box

14 is too young and 18+ is legal and not as forbiddenly sexy

>theres a reefer on the front, ill usually say i haul jimmy dean, breakfast sausage
I'd say eggs.
Who would steal eggs? Eggs are cheap.
Also, you might drop some and make a big mess - thieves don't want the hassle.

I know who you are

problem is in most "family" stories the only real stories are "we didn't do anything" sometimes amended to "anything more"
everyone wants to jerk off they don't want to be confronted with boring reality

I'm also interested in some stories user