What is the best way to fuck with someone`s apartment - without actually full autism and harm the neighbors.
This person did me and a very dear family member really wrong. Hid the fact that he was a faggot, stopped caring about his marriage, ghosted her after a decade like a cheap whore from a bar. Sent over the papers for divorce without saying a word like a coward he is.
I am thinking about solid sodium hydroxide on all water drains. Any suggestions?
find someone with bedbugs. collect some bedbugs and eggs releasse them into apartment
Sebastian Davis
> your sister failed so hard as a woman she turned a man gay and now I want to hurt him Are you some kind of tribal nigger?
Julian Ramirez
this and pour vinegar over the carpets, bed and furniture.
Adrian Russell
Can you get into the place by yourself? Easy thing to do get one of those gross tins of cigarettes that are always behind a kitchen from the smokes. Bring it into the apartment and put it into the oven on 300 degrees it'll let out the most disgusting smell that will never leave
Kevin Morales
nypa
Caleb Cox
he wont be back for a couple a of years now he ran to Brazil probably to let loose all his degenerate urges
bedbugs would be dead by then, but will take note of the vinegar
Ayden Watson
I asked for ideas newfag not for people to do it for me
Colton Stewart
floating floors/cheap wooden thing
can you remember the name? as EU not sure what you mean
Owen Lee
Fuck his boyfriend
Jackson Collins
Also could just get in and dump a bunch of food everywhere so rodents and roaches infest the place
You can go to a pet store and buy a shit load of feeder crickets and let them go and put out a bunch of food
Anthony Foster
Why are you pretending to care about a woman? Just admit you're a dumb homophobe. Hope you get caught and fined for whatever stupid shit you try to pull.
Robert Wood
> shit in the back of the toilet > dead animal (fish is best) in heating unit > cayenne pepper in vents > ammonia on carpets > rubber cement in locks > swatting > meat in attic (best in summer) > releasing cock roaches (can be found at pet stores)
Juan Walker
It's what smokers always put their done cigs in, like a big tin of gross soggy old cigarettes. I smelt one on fire once and it was fucking horrible and cig smoke gets absorbed by house stuff
Adrian Long
>818963885 a really fucking good idea, i would just settle for stink bombs or liquid ass, that stuff smells worse than your moms vegana, or you know, jam something into the keyway, or loosen the screws on the door handle
Brody White
OP, this is a serious offense, but if you really want to get him back then spray him with some dihydrogen monoxide.
Isaac James
or make the rooms damp with water, close all the curtains, get some fungi, since he wont be bqck for some time, the fungi will grow over time and the stench will be terrible
Joseph Torres
kek
Jack Powell
That shit is serious dude. Don’t do it OP. This guy’s a fucking psycho.
Anthony Mitchell
you dont have a mother, a sister a cousin? or friends? You know some time ago men handled these issues adequately to such an extent that I wouldnt even be needing to ask strangers online, different times I guess.
yy, the oily stuff, got it
Elijah Davis
now, thats a really fucking good idea, the guy comes back to a fucking rainforest
Isaiah Jackson
dont fungi need to feed somehow? wont they die eventually with nothing organic to eat? his eventual return may take a while
Brody Sanchez
the thing about fungi is that as long as they have a damp and fairly warm environment it will grow on anything, walls, carpets, furnitute, just take a pick,
Eli Cruz
There isn't actually an issue. Dude realized he was gay and got a divorce. Happens all the time.
Isaac Sanders
forgetting a little details here and there took him 2 marriages 4 sons and being 50 years old to know that about himself? fuck outta here, its pure lack of character and cowardice
John Myers
>help my sisters husband is gay and wants to move on with his life and now I need to prank him good.
You talk about being and man and doing the right thing and you think putting stink bombs in a guys house is going to change anything. Pathetic.
Alexander Powell
just fucking beat his ass. this pre-meditated destruction of property home invasion bullshit is just cowardly and unjust. You want him to feel like he betrayed you and her? Just beat him up. If you lose, you lose, but if you win and don't put him in the hospital, he'll understand where you're coming from.
Aaron Gray
Gets some giant plastic Easter eggs and put a rag in and fill with water. Wait few months. Toss rag into washing machine with clothes. Black mold should have already developed.