So...hypothetically, let's assume I used to have sex with my dog and recently realized it's wrong and tried to stop...

so...hypothetically, let's assume I used to have sex with my dog and recently realized it's wrong and tried to stop, but my hypothetical dog wouldn't let me and instead just learned to get aggressive and physically pull me down and growl and dig his claws in me whenever I tried to get up off the floor.
in this purely speculative, theoretical situation, what would one do to fix this?
asking for a friend.

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stop being a furry fag

the rope would fix it.for both of you

wait did you fuck your dog or let your dog fuck you?

I did nothing in real life, but in this purely fictional and constructed scenario that I just made up, I let my dog fuck me, but only hypothetically

ah, well hypothetically its too late. Your dog is addicted, that is your relationship now.

OK but isn't there some sort of way, hypothetically, to train this behavior away? or no?

Simple. Nuter. Done.

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put hot sauce on the peanut butter you put on ur pussy

wouldn't work. the dog has already tasted sex. neutering wouldn't stop the sexual urges now. gotta put him down.

Hey user, if you wanna talk about this stuff, there's a thread over here for it ()

I'll give you full disclosure that I love my dog more than anyone else so you know where I stand with zoo, what do you "hypothetically" find wrong with zoo?

Does the thought of a neutered dog in heat turn you on or something? Cuz that literally doesn't happen except maybe in your head.

>what do you "hypothetically" find wrong with zoo?
there just isn't really a situation wherein a person could accurately tell what a dog is thinking, so sex with a dog may be emotionally damaging. I just don't see a way a dog can consent

I had a neutered dog that was neutered as a puppy, and he still tried to fuck anything that moved. also, OP is hypothetically a piece of regurgitated shit.

having sex with a dog isn't wrong imo. just continue to fuck it.

how big is this dog?

not OP but I think if OP realizes he's been wrong and has been actively trying to undo his wrongdoing like he describes, doesn't he rescind his regurgitated piece of shit status?

Beast porn.

Ahh don’t tell

gg/vrUnUr

the hypothetical dog is pretty big.

If you are female and have changed your mind afterwards it is obviously rape and you should tweet about it.

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kek

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I meant because he/she/it hypothetically is a cock tease.

Humans have evolved with both dogs and horses for literally thousands of years, they have learned to tell you what they want and how they are feeling through body language and we have learned how to read it. I only have my King Shepherd boi, I've never been with a female dog before so I can't speak about how they act, but you know when your dog is happy, sad, scared, angry, playful, hungry, etc. all through their body language, you can tell by how they stand, how close they are to you, how they rub against you, if they are watching your every move or not, all that is how you can tell if they are comfortable with you.

Once you and your boi start getting sexual he starts seeing you as his mate, and this bond is multiplied 10 fold for loyal guard dog breeds (Shepherds, Rotties, Dobermans, LGDs, Akitas, etc), all he literally wants is to be around you and to occasionally fuck you, with male dogs, I don't think there are many questions of consent when he's the one trying to get you to fuck, if anything you are the one not consenting lol

What breed is he, hypothetically of course. (It actually does help as different breeds act different ways)

well also the person in this scenario doesn't live alone and is afraid of getting caught someday, already having had multiple close encounters.
so is there a way this person could at least hypothetically gain more control over when the fucking actually happens?

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Fuck him back. Stop being a disgrace to humans you little bitch. Show him whos the alpha male

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he may or may not be a mixture of various breeds, primarily pit bull

>dogs rapes him
>but I can't really know if he was consenting

well that was the reason I first tried to stop. now, I'm not so sure it's "wrong" morally but I'd still like to have some control over the situation

>gain more control over when the fucking actually happens?

>he may or may not be a mixture of various breeds, primarily pit bull

You gonn get raped boi!

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hypothetically

ngl to you, pit bulls are hard to train, especially sexually, what I will say is that male pit bulls do get EXTREMELY attached to their mates, which in this case is you. Good news is that if you decide to keep being a zoo, he's gonna be an amazing cuddle buddy and he's gonna be extremely protective of you, bad news is that if you don't want to keep being a zoo then he's always gonna see you as his mate.

This is a long term solution that I do with my boi, but he's a King Shepherd like I said so he's pretty smart and can get into routines very easily, not sure if this will work for you:

Anytime you do anything sexual with him, do it in a routine. For example, whenever I do anything sexual with my boi, let that be a sheath massage, giving him a bj, him licking my face, in my mouth, or licking my dick, balls, taint, and ass, him fucking me, anything like that, I always take off his collar and we always do it in my room and I make sure he always fucks me on his bed. This makes it so taking the collar off is a sign telling him it's okay to be sexual, and doing it always in my room makes it so that he sees my room as the sexy place, not the whole house. After the first month of being sexual with him, he never jumps on me unless we are in my room and I've been teasing him for a bit, and he never tries to get humpy or anything outside of my room.

Short term solution would be to use a spray bottle, or raising your voice at him, but make sure it's deep so he knows you are angry at him

u need to put ure frien and ure dog to death

Well, hypothetically
I would kill myself
if that fictional situation were to come about

>I always take off his collar and we always do it in my room and I make sure he always fucks me on his bed.
OK, I'll try instilling a sense of routine and structure to this. it makes sense, I guess. thanks, guy.
don't think the yelling will help, in the past it only really led to aggravating him further

I read this in Ben Shapiro's voice.

FUCKING KEK

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kill the dog brudda

Nope. You're his bitch now.

fucking
why

De-sex the dog.

inb4 seething zoohater
you people are disgusting degenerates and should neck yourselves

seething zoohater

only way is for you to tie him down and fuck him in the ass. Make him your bitch. turn the tables, don't be such a pussy.