I'm at the park

I'm at the park.
Doubles decide what I say to random strangers.

Time stamped.

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say "hi"

Call the first black guy you see a nigger, fag

Offer to take out another man to lunch, say you're buying kek

That would be harassment

bet them you can shove your watch up your ass

My asshole has been bleeding for almost 3 hours, do you think I should see a doctor about this

Excuse me, I've lost my autographed can of spaghettios will you help me find it?

Nigger Nigger, pulled the trigger! Who to ruse, blame the jews!

"Hi! My name is Sir Tainley Uldeenuff, and I like to eat ass and chew bubble gum! I'm all out of bubble gum."

I haven’t shaved my balls in a month

Walk up to random while looking at your watch. Ask them if they have the time.
Don't wait for them to answer. Just walk away immediately after you ask em

ask the next person if they like fish sticks

What a weak win

Nice

I have a micropenis.

"I have always loved you, but I'm with pickles now and the cow barks to the flamingoes. Cheers!" witg a gay tone

Ok this one. Two secs.

This

ask the next person if they like Kanye

Win

This one is better though

I wish I had a cock to suckle

I want to fuck your kids

Rolling

Ask someone if they would like to hear about their lord and saviour jesus christ. But before they can awnser, start screaming autistically

> how could you kill 3 jews a minute 24/7 while fighting a two front war under an embargo

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He just said "what are you doing?"

EPIC FUCKING TROLE, Cred Forums IS bACk BABY

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I got one for you

user delivers. Nice

I'm not saying this. But you can suck my 9 inch cock if you show up.

“Do you know the muffin man?Bitch fucked my wife”

Im making porn here in the park, just me and you.
Want in?

My wife lost 200 lbs, but I realize I liked her better when there was more cushion for the pushin'

fuck you pussy ass bitch

Dicks don't suck themselves.

say "i'm a furry, wanna yiff OwO?"

go up to a girl and say “i’d really love to rape you” then proceed to jog away slowly

I got my dubs, say it faggot

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"have you accepted jesus christ as your savior?"

Approach the next person, greet them then tell them you cant wait to get home to smoke half your weight in meth and beat the shit out of your grandma.

No law breaking. Or grotesque speech. I'm running a family show here.
Locals can relieve me by showing up.

Here's a clue.

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This thread sucks

in other words, you're a pussy

Oh shit i got dubs. check em bitches

>Have you find my peculiarly small willy yet?

I'll let you say something else if you tone it down. I'm also wearing my Yamaka so it wouldn't fly.

*coughing & spluttering*
N-E-V-E-R-V-I-S-I-T-C-H-I-N-A

This is so stupid I laughed but I think you should have omitted that last part out. Ask for the time and then wait for an answer while making it obvious you're wearing a watch.

sniff the stranger, then say "you smell different when you're sleeping"

Wave at the nearest stranger cracking the biggest smile. Ask them how they're doing. Capture their reaction.

heil hitler. do it, OP faggot.

Yo I don't think OP wants to go to jail

This wins. One sec.

Okay so you're an attention whoring coward of a kike, go inhale some delousing agent

Tell someone that you've been licking a block of salt for several hours straight and have gotten your tongue really rough and that it now takes the hair right off of assholes you lick.

Then this thread sucks

Is it called Oprah?

I havent done the math myself but i think it actually could be a bit more then 3/minute

Jails aren't meant for OPs.

They are for the real OPs

She said: do I know you?

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No one else?

This thread sucks hard. It's just OP taking pics of random things and writing a story along with it. Without any actual proof of what he's saying there's absolutely no entertainment here, not even for having it on another tab that you occasionally refresh to see what's new.

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Dude, I was on Cred Forums in the early 00's. This is a quality thread, newfag.

Look, OP started a thread with rules. Now OP isn't following them. Thus, thread is suck.

Yeah, I doubt that.

You pricks are just salty because I trolled you.

>random fag claiming to have been on Cred Forums for years acting as if his words have any merit
Lmao, nobody gives a shit

You would really enjoy a hug

Epstein didn't kill himself!

How's City Park today? Bit chilly out.

It's lovely. A lot of geese.

Scream bomb and throw backpack into crowd.

Since this was OPs own reply
Fucking winrar.

THIS FUCKING THREAD IS EPIC. INclude me in the screenshot!

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I agree. Absolute worst thread I’ve ever seen. Am I supposed to just take this random person’s word on it when almost half of what is said on here is people making things up

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Fuck Donald Trump

Tell random strangers about how you bought the ugliest g shock available

Fucking pussy

All g-shocks are crap. Wristwatches, in general, are for blacks and rednecks.

Hi im gay

What do you wear, a fucking Flava-flav neck clock? GTFO cheesedick

woop woop im a nigger ooohhhhh yeeeeaaaaaahhh im a fucking nigger are you nigger because im a nigger wooooooaaaaaaaaaahh niiiiigggggaaaaaaa im a niiiiiggggeeeeeeerrrr wee wooo wee wooooo yep