Youve heard of elf on a shelf. now get ready for

Hoe on a vol-voe

Ass on the gas?

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fat thot on the engine block?

Sopping hatchet wound on a timing belt?

woman i sold on the manifold?

cunt on a car?

girly 'tater on a radi-ator

Pumper on the bumper

Split on a clit?

wench on the wrench?

bix nood under a hood?

That's gotta be it

vulva on a volvo!

cock blower on the air flow-er?

Vagina on turbina

Bitch on a whip?
Pussy on the chainwax?

ass on a chass

Unreliable repair job?

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>Dishwasher on a Car
does not even rhyme, fuck you OP

Cunt on the Front,

Lipstick on a dipstick

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cunt on the front

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Bond Burgered

Winner

Thumper on a bumper

haha I hate that I laughed at that, fuck you oldfag.

Hoe on the hood?

Fatty on the chassis?

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Snatch on the latch?

Dumper on a bumper.

Dumb dyke bitch, fuck your meme.

>based

fanny on a tranny?

Hoodie under a hood

Cunt on a car

Lesbian on a radiator

Mobile kitchen?

girl on car?

what?

meals on wheels?

Carpet muncher on a bumper

Debbie on a Chevy

vulva on a volvo

Split on a pos.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

I already posted that one dumb fuck

that's been said 3 times already.

Stupid bitch thats not the kitchen

worthless piece of trash on the worthless piece of trash

Whore on a four door

>vul-va
>vol-vo
>va
>vo
fuck i hate this board

Lost

the good under the hood

the wench turning the wrench

Dumb bitch with an itch?

bitch on the hitch

this is it

this is it

this is it

DING DING DING

Gash on the dash?

That should be underneath the rear bumper...

a vulva on a volvo

rear dumper on the front bumper?

Female on a Vehicle?

faggot

broad on the hot rod

The ape fluid reservoir on the brake fluid reservoir.

I'm surprised you spelled anything right justin.
small dick faggot
give me some of your coke

Girl on a grill

Clam on the Cam

Swedish Fish

vulva on a volvo

plumper on the bumper

even Spread on the Head works better than some shitty vulva/volvo non-rhyme

Hahahahaahah. This hit me.

Vulva on a Volvo.
Someone beat me to it. Fuk

Twats on blocks

Not funny, didn’t laugh

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laughed out loud.
well done.

Thotto on an auto

Dumper on a bumper

Whore on a wide bore.

Yolo on a volvo

Red on a Bed

Cock on the block, (s)he's got a penis

Vulva on a Volvo

Muff on the cuff?

Not related, but
Have you driven a Vulva.... Lately?

Trips don't lie

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Spread on the head

girl on the car

This

Slag on a wagon?

You could have just written Volvo you complete nerd.

cunt on the front

This isn't a YLYL thread you dumb fuck bot

muff on a motor?

This

trad on a rad

Noice

Girl on da grill

Breeder on a Speeder

Lost.

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Yeast on a lease?

I have literally NEVER heard of elf on a shelf.

What the fuck is this

All I see is two money wasters. So much money has already been into my R

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Roastie on a radiator

S60R? How much if you don't mind me asking