YFYL you feel you lose
YFYL you feel you lose
i lose
pic related was a birthday gift for a r9k user we made
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Little does he know that it is that very attitude that drives people away from you.
Same here. No one has given a fuck about me my entire life besides my grandparents, and they're about dead. Feels like shit.
Also nice quads
fuck off with your unfunny pasta, this is a feel thread
God damn it the first one got me and I already knew how it ended. Bwwwaaahhh
Sauce?
Quads!!
Nhk ni youkoso or welcome to the nhk, absolute classic
welcome to the NHK
a classic among outcasts
No, just a classic, nigger
Idk what this dude is complaining about. When I realized no one actually gives a fuck because we are all so focused on ourselves it was freeing.
Ty both I’ll check it out
first time this has made me laugh
Terry was a psychiatrist away from being a genius
me too
> doesnt know about astral projection
Yikes. This place seems depressing but the fact earth and the physical seem so depressing and limited just prove even more that there is more to it. You guys need to get into some astral projection shit. This isnt spiritualism or religion bullshit propaganda. Go practice it, summon a succubus, contact your guides fuck if i know. Call me a shitlord but you guys are missing out on a potential afterlife instead of being reinfucked by a retarded white light.
Good luck, Anons.
>Astral projection
Okay, take your crystals and leave, Karen.
Welp, not sure how feel-provoking it is, but I had one shitty fucking weekend if anyone actually wants to hear about it
i'm willing to listen
Shoot
fffuuuuuuuuck....
My tablet has been in a box for a year and a half. Yesterday I canceled my Adobe subscription even though ive been using photoshop every day with just a mouse this whole time. Nobody cares.
I also blocked b on my desktop, I only browse on my phone now.
fuck man I lost to OP, not even mad
I do something similar, I spend way too much time imagining myself being able to talk to people like a normal person. Having long conversations with made up people I could see myself meet one day but it's never gonna be more than that.
People posting images as if its a you LAUGH you lose when it isn't
as if they didn't know.. they're just here to ruin the thread especially that faggot flooding the thread with nigger hate baite, just ignore them
Bump
Alright, y’all are actually kinda doing me a favor I really just need to gripe here
Backstory:
>fourth year of college
>always got good grades, lol not this semester
>got suspended for less than 1.0 gpa, started drinking heavy
>living with parents now because I’m a fucking loser
So this weekend:
>Friday night, still hate my life
>Time to drink
>Drink till I pass out
>Saturday, drink till I stink
>Sunday morning, oh 8 am?
>Wonder what I’m doing today
>Turns out it’s not just passing out for the day
>Wake up with some vague memories
>Woah where the fuck am I
>A doctor is standing next to my mom and I am laid out on a stretcher with my arms and legs strapped down
>Doc’s like “know what day it is?”
>”Uh, yeah, Sunday?”
>It’s actually like 5 pm MLK Monday
>Start looking around and remembering
>Catheter in my dickhole, one in each arm, some weird fucking sensor things all over my chest, throat’s sore as shit, thirsty as fuck, bandaids and bruises all over the tops of my palms
>Doc leaves and mom’s like “do you know what your BAC was?”
>”Lol probably like 0.20?”
>”0.45, doc said you would’ve died from that alone if you didn’t have an obscene tolerance”
>Oh great mom knows
>They found me passed out face down in a pile of puke on my bed, dragged me to intensive care unit
>Turns out sore throat is from them anesthetizing me to vacuum my vomit out of my lungs, then putting me on a ventilator
>Starting to remember choking on the ventilator and telling them to get it the fuck off
>Thing had ribbed edges so it wouldn’t slip out and scraped the shit outta my throat when they yanked it out
>Doc pulls the catheter out my dick (pic related)
>I got fucking ventilator-associated pneumonia and have to take antibiotics
>Got pumped full of drugs daily until finally released today
Part 2 comin
>he doesnt hate niggers
Where do you think we are?
>”Lol sike nigga, parents are trying to institutionalize you now”
>Take me to some fucking sanitarium where we got wanded for weapons, etc.
>Asian guy we’re talking to literally made us remove socks and shoes so he could see the bottom of our feet
>Coordinator lady is telling us about how fucking psycho violent these kids are and how I’m supposed to be moving in with them for like 4 weeks
>Lol yeah, no bitch
Ehh this seems to be getting long for something I’m typing on my phone so there’s the gist of it.
>tl;dr I should’ve died from choking on alcohol puke but now it’s gonna be from choking in some retard’s hands
>video games aren't meant to reflect real life, they're meant to escape it
Fuckkkkk
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