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I was the third man.

bumpin with some tunes i found

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>be 18 y/o (m) camp counselor
>one of the camp girls has a huge crush on me (gap is 6)
>one night she shows up to my post in her pajamas asking for some water
>I get her water
>she stays and talks to me for a second
>find out that she really didn't want water, but her friends put her up to come talk to me
>I think it's cute
>she sits on my lap and hugs me
>my dick gets hard
>she notices
>she touches it
>rubs it and smiles at me
>we go to one of the cabins I know isn't being used
>fuck like rabbits
>continue to do so for the rest of summer when she isn't on her period
>best sex in my life
>fast forward 10 years and we're married, matter of fact first child is on the way

blackmail is my biggest kink but I never go through with it.

I take every step and sit there just waiting to hit 'send' on the message that'll ruin their life, and then do nothing.

having morals and amoral kinks at the same time is fucked

Pedo
Sad how you had to settle for the first kiddie you got. You must be such a ugly asshole.

I jack off fantasizing about my mom getting used like a cum and piss slut by friends and strangers.

Imagine being this mad over being a 50 yo virgin

I did your mom

Oh wait shit, I read his post wrong. I thought the girl was 18 and he was 24.

Bro did this guy seriously groom and fuck a 12 yo girl at the age of 18? Sad and pathetic af

No. The camp was for 24 year old women, obviously.

Don't really need to groom them, 12 year olds are itching to start taking dick

bruh you're a fucking nonce

Yeah!
i did bitch!

Yes. This is what I gathered from his story.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a fucking bank but plead down to aggravated assault. Money’s gone. Fucking dye packs. Oh well, could have been 20 so no complaints.

Now what do? Drive a truck?

Construction is probably a good plan.

Lmao imagine being 2016 and robbing a bank and not understanding dye packs

I watched my girl friend give one of my friends a blow job in my car, I hate the fact that I'm into being cucked but god damn it was amazing watching her

I looked into it. They’re starting to do background checks. Unions won’t touch me. Roofing seems to open but bad knees from 12 years Army Infantry. Some guy offered me a job doing vinyl siding, might be my only option.

Here's what you do
>start youtube channel
>your very first video is going to be you sitting in front of a high quality camera looking presentable
>half the screen is going to show a videogame
>title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission"
>you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and say shit like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have alarms like that"
>pause the cutscene every now and then and say some shit like "back when i hit the bank, the cops were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure this is entirely accurate"
>your next videos are going to be you critiquing similar scenes from other games or movies
>then your videos are going to be QandA about prison life
>before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing and all you do is talk into a camera about prison
>enjoy making more money than all of us

Why don't you start your own business

This is actually a great idea.

I'm really closeted about being a femboy degenerate and i try not to think about it but it gets pretty damn hard. It doesn't help that I'm a flop with the ladies and have a small one. Fuck i really drew the short end of the stick on that one.

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I never said I was smart. Drugs fuck you up. I was fucked up. Separation from Army was difficult. VA helping get my head straight. I did OK in Iraq but Afghanistan wasn’t so easy. Lost four toes, can’t walk straight or run...oh,well, need to own my shit.

>machine head concert
>small venue, has balconies
>on left balcony
>metalheads everywhere
>two goth head girls come up to the balcony and stand on rails next to me
>headbanging and enjoying music
>one of the girls moves in front of me
>starts headbanging and arching her ass on me
>grinding games
>start humping like an idiot and grinding with her
>moments later this turns into groping, hands everywhere
>she's tiny petite ass the size of two oranges
>legit the size of two fists
>tiniest butt underneath a skirt
>im hard
>grind and grind and grind
>my hands reach her pussy, waterfalls of horny
>my other hand delicately fingers her mouth
>i need to fuck her right now, i need it user I NEED IT
>i whip my dick out
>no condom berserk idiocy mode engaged
>push 7 and a half inches of my horny sensitive dick inside of her
>she arches back and the back of my head hits my chest
>she's that small
>grab her chin lovingly and start going in and out of her
>slowly at first
>start fucking her harder
>im basically full blown slamming her standing doggy style in the middle of a crowded dark concert
>can't contain myself
>lose it
>cum inside her
>push against the rails
>she's squished hard against the rails with my dick as far as it goes pumping her with seed
>pull out
>cum everywhere, on her thighs on the floor in her pussy
>she sloooooowly falls to the ground
>kinda like her knees collapse
>starts sucking my limping dick
>she fingers her self
>her friend is basically just standing there covering her mouth and laughing
>she drags her to the bathrooms
>I follow
>the friend comes out and kicks me away, tells me to fuck off
>the girl I fucked comes out of the bathroom looking destroyed and ecstatic
>gives me her facebook
>tells me she wants to do it again
>find her facebook, check age
>shock, panic, avoid like the plague

best fucking sex of my entire life, the utterly BEST pussy ever hands down

fucked my friends mom when he moved town for college

I get off posting my unaware wife's nudes online.

That’s brilliant. Not sure I can critique it though because I fucked it all up so can’t say how to do it right.

I’m not proud of it, not about to brag on YT. It’s humiliating. I don’t knowing what I was thinking.

when i was very young i slept over at a friend's place and in the middle of the night his dad and his sister were missing from the house, and the garage light was open, it was a separate garage so i got up and snuck to near the window which was covered, but not entirely as i could see from the very bottom corner like a quarter of the room, i looked around and saw the sister getting fucking, we're talking pounding entire body thrusting even the table is going back and fourth hard fucking. and a camera was on a tripod taking pictures because there was flashing

i went back to the house and my friend's mother was awake, she asked me where i was and what i saw, i denied everything, she smiled and said "well if you saw anything he'll kill you if you ever talk about it, IF YOU SAW ANYTHING" and she squeezed my shoulder pretty hard.

i'll never forget that night, and basically the girl grew up to be a lawyer, but Im sure she's very, very damaged inside

I am a stripper and I have a fantasy for being raped.

Thought about it but not sure what to do. VA is pushing the idea but I don’t have any skills. I was Infantry so those “skills” don’t translate well to civilian life.

One step at a time. Learn a trade and maybe go out on my own.

Good suggestion though.

How old was she pussy

If i remember that story correct i think about 12?

you're not a stripper, and your fantasy is propaganda.

getting raped is a strain on your psyche, it's something you do not want to happen, happening against your will. it's like a bully holding you down and slapping you over and over again, instead it's a dick inside you when you're dry and not in the mood for fucking, it's like the equivalent of an ugly obese landwhale girl force suckign a guy and yelling in the same tiem, it's just awkward and if it actually happens when you're pinned down it can be quite annoying

wait, you actually remember my story?
i posted this shit on Cred Forums like 2 years ago

DEFINITELY LEGAL AGED AND NOT 13 AT ALL.

Same

i believe this happened because i saw a few goth underage bitches a couple of times at concerts, you're lucky the bouncers didn't cut your dick off and murder you after

Yeah, you posted that before. I remember. Didn't read it for a long time.

Post some

oh my

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I'm a kinky sick fuck but I can't imagine this kink is real. This is just acting creepy on the net for kicks right or are you really into this? If so can you explain why you are the way you are. No judging I promise.

Nice. More please

i hate niggers tbh.

best thing you can do is learn a skill and start your own business

When going through our old family computer I got really curious about my brothers locked account. I figured he had a bunch of old nudes of girlfriends up there so I spent an hour or so getting into it.

I found tons of nudes and videos of random girls he dated, then I found a bunch of photos of my older sister, including pics of him blowing her and them fucking. I got so jealous and hurt, these were from when we were kids, then I found photos of me in there too, from when I was too young to remember it.

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is your brother hung, asuming you're not a larp

He was long and skinny. He would only have been like 11 or 12, which would make her 14 at the oldest, and me 5 or 6.

>including pics of him blowing her

Yeah I fucked up, meant to say of her blowing him. My hands are literally shaking talking about this.

was he hung, did he have a big dick

my hips are shaking reading it

also
>HAHA YOUR SISTER HAD A DIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKK

No.

what were you doing in those photos?

Last time i mastrubated was 20 days ago

would be really fucking hot if real

A lot of stuff. There were photos of my sister trying to suck on my tiny little dick, there were some where she was on her back and I was on my back on top of her, with her holding my legs open. One with my brothers dick right up against mine showing the size difference. Then there were some of me being included in the fucking.

Since finding these Ive started remembering things I thought were weird at the time but just forgot about, like the three of us sharing a bed at my grandparents during visits, and waking up naked or with my bottoms off. I remember them telling me they needed to put vaseline on me but was basically just lubing my anus up for her to finger or him to fuck.

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how old was u
how old was ur friend
how old was the dad
how old was the girl
of course she is damaged. she is a lawyer.

i was 10ish-11
the friend was in my class, same age a couple of months older
the dad no idea
the girl was tops 8 or 9 (she was getting fucking jackhammered doggystyle, by jackhammered i mean i've never seen anyone get fucked so hard)
she's damaged, she never spoke of this, nobody ever spoke of anything

it's like i'm the only one that remembers

Used to be my step sister. We fooled around till the point of fucking. I fingered her a lot and she would give me a lot of handjobs(discreetly) while our parents where away.

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but do you remember any of it or not?

Keep tabs on her, she's gonna be legal in a few years

if she fucked me at a metal concert a complete fucking stranger she didn't even talk to, can you imagine how many STDs she has now? from fucking probably half the population? Fuck that, she might be the best pussy i've had, but she's for sure very, very diseased by now.

don't you have even the slightiest bit of curiosity to know how she is right now?

>be me 11-12 hypersexual years every prepubescent kid goes through
>obsessed with boobs, have frequent boners and sometimes fondle myself but have no idea there is an end product to it
>spend most of my free time watching big brother playing wow and dota, no other computer at home
>we often watch hentai dvds together, mostly for fun, no such thing as safe porn site back then
>we eventually discover stickcam
>brother kicks me out of his room whenever that time comes so I know he is jerking off on cam, he sometimes shares his spoils by narrating his experiences after he is done
>tell him I wanna see boobs too he reluctantly agrees
>after an hour of vain attempts we connect with older chubby scene chick >doesn't show her whole face, which is a good sign, she's probably here to expose herself
>texting about wow and joking around
>subject shifts to sexual experience
-You guys are both virgins?
>we both nod
-whose bigger? Lmao
-Im 15 he is 12"
-no I meant... Down there
-I am (brother exclaims)
-yeah right.. Dickhead prove it
-oh yeah haha plz show me
-not while this idiot is in the room.
-okay you can both take turns showing me while the other waits outside and I ll judge who's bigger
>we hesitantly agree, I wait outside room
>what's taking him so long? Knock on the door, brother comes out pitching an obvious tent in his sweatpants.
>rush inside
-okay my turn
>pull pants down and expose my tiny boner
-aww that's so sweet i love hairless dicks.
>shoves her hand down her sleeveless shirt and pulls out one of her massive tits letting it spill out in the open
>mouth gaping
-do you like them?
-yeah
-but there is a problem, I don't know who's bigger(she lied) I have to see you next to each other to be sure.
>call brother inside while still naked
-eww what the fuck dude
>show him the texts
-okay but only for like 5 secs no longer than thst
-fine
>brother pulls sweatpants down along with boxers his erect cock springs upwards bouncing up and down momentarily. (1/2)

Yeah I remember a few things now. The main one I keep going back to is being face down on top of my sister, shes got her hands on my butt fingering it with lotion, while telling my brother to go slowly as he starts penetrating me. I started making these really wild noises and she started laughing at me and shushing me.

I havent brought this up to my brother but I did talk to my sister. Shes married to this overweight cuck and when I started asking her about it she said she was surprised I never brought it up earlier.

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it looks like it was more often than not it was your brother doing stuff to you, but did your sister do anything? and what did she say when you talked to her about it?

I've been using my sister in law's panties as a cum rag for 6 nights.

...

Shit he might have a kid for all he knows

Actually I think it was more her directing him on what to do because it turned her on. I know from the photos she had me eat her out. When we talked she said that I would spy on them and want to be a part of it, that I wanted everything we did. She didnt believe that I couldnt remember it so she started asking me questions about if I remembered this and that. For example she was always the one who gave me baths and she said she would sit on the edge of the bath and play with herself while I watched. She claims my first orgasm was jacking off on her breasts after she had spent hours blowing me off and on. Just talking about it got us both turned on.

...and?

>he is bigger than anything I ve seen before, at least to my kid eyes he was, certainly bigger than me, his glans exposed, must have been around 6 inches
>the moment she sees us like that, cam girl immediately moves cam downwards flashing us her already exposed pussy
>we both forget the promise we had given of covering ourselves up and just stare at the computer screen completely absorbed
-jerk off for me
>we both instinctively move our hands downwards and start touching our dicks
>have no idea how to properly do it, I was used to just rubbing it against my clothes or humping my bed.
>start watching what brother does, his gaze still stuck on the screen.
>I eventually give up trying to jerk myself off and focus my attention on the girl now properly shoving fingers inside her pussy and brother pumping his cock away.
-mmm that's so hot
-let your lil bro touch you and ill cum for you
>brother looks at me, I just laugh but his look is stern, he is serious about it, and probably way to horny to think straight
>removes his hands from his penis moves a bit to the side, flaunting his cock, and just nods to me to do it
(2/3l

>I hesitantly comply moving my hand towards his cock
>touch it, its really warm and hard, I can feel it throbbing under my touch
-stroke him
>girl has completely given up trying to hide her face we can now she her whole body
>try to wrap my tiny hand around brother's shaft manage to somewhat grab it a d begin stroking him clumsily
>girl goes crazy and starts moaning, jerks her head backwards, headphone set dropping off her head(she had an orgasm probably)
>brother pushes my hand out of the way grabs his meat, moves closer to the computer desk
>girl is now just showing her face, her mouth wide open and her tongue sticking out
>brother gives his cock a few tugs and starts spraying his juice all over the keyboard
>keep watching him as flustered as I ever was that day, having no idea what he was doing
-get me some toilet paper
>his spent voice cutting my voyeuristic pleasure short
>bring him a towel instead
-w-why did you pee here?
-that's cum
>he told me handing me back the now cum covered towel,
>grab towel and head back to the bathroom, somethings urging me to do it I'm so curious about what that white stuff is
>move nose closer and smell the towel, doesn't smell like pee at all, more like my iron deficiency medicine.
>hear door knocking, shove towel down the hamber and forget about it

We never brought this up ever again, I'm sure brother was remorseful of the whole incident and how his horniness got the better of him. He eventually started dating and became less open about stuff like that.

I don't really know, man. I'm really into it but I couldn't explain it to you for the life of me.

30 for me, I've completely lost my sex drive yet I keep coming back to this thread to satisfy my voyeurism

It's not rape if you want it, retarded lol

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for the last six hours or so i've been completely stunned. something really fucked up, weird, strange and horrifyingly odd happened. i can't share the details because i'm still processing and need to talk to a friend first who could possibly understand but as it is, the short end is that i think someone i would have never worried about suddenly hates my guts, finally lost controlling his resentment of me, has actually lost his own mind, has something so horrible that he transferred utter, inexplicable rage towards me, or was on meth or coke which i would never expect. oh, and maybe he wants to kill me.

life is funny.

i am the zodiac

if you went through with it, you'd probably find your kink had disappeared.
same with 99% of people whose kinks go from fantasy to reality.

Jumped into a relationship when I was vulnerable after a break-up. 5 years later and we're still together. She's a good person and I feel she deserves the best. I just have never had feelings like that with her. When I get this job and pay down our incurred debt I'll probably leave her.

The worst part of it is, my main insecurity stems from falsely being told I was loved, yet I told her the whole bit about loving her and being together forever. Part of that was true, I love who she is. I'm just not in love with her. She thinks we're going to be together forever; I plan on being out by next year.

On top of all that, most of my desires are shallow. I am still in love with my 6th grade crush (which is a whole other story), and I'm convinced I can't be happy w/o her. So my plan is to fuck as many hot chicks as I can until I die; kind of like a heaven-in-hell-hospice. Gotten myself in pretty good shape, just need to sort things out financially.

I feel like utter shit.

lol
this guy is brilliant

I want to smell my high school teacher's feet and be her toilet. I've been fantasizing this for years

>I love who she is. I'm just not in love with her.
>I am still in love with my 6th grade crush, and I'm convinced I can't be happy w/o her.
>So my plan is to fuck as many hot chicks as I can until I die
>Gotten myself in pretty good shape, just need to sort things out financially

lolwut?
If you're older than 12 you really need to sort yourself out. That is some genuine immature shit.
Not really a criticism, just saying your brain, for whatever reason, is working at about a 12-year-old level.
Maybe see a shrink or whatever, bro.

Put my friends little sister on my bare cock once while she played vidya. She was wearing a cute dress too, so my cock was right agaisnt her panties. I tickled her a bit so she would squirm in it.

In this day and age, it's refreshing to read an innocent tale about when ones first love lasts a lifetime. Well done, user. Your wife will never know the feel of any man except for you while most on this board have to settle for a used up recycled roastie. Stand proud, sir.

on this board people try to get their first love to cuck them, which is way worse

I'm in love with my cousin and I don't know how to tell her that

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Why specifically a 12 year old? I fail to see how not wanting to hurt the feelings of someone
you made promises to is specifically a "12 year old" mindset. A therapist might be appropriate
for the woman I've had feelings with for this long, but I hold no illusion of ever being with her, and
recognize that I've essentially projected my ideal partner on someone I haven't known for a long time.
I guess it would be more accurate to say that I don't feel I'll ever meet my ideal partner. The rest of
what you cited are just shallow pursuits. I'd say being that fast to judge someone with such little detailed
information is closer to a preteen-level of rationalization than what I have going on.

I would never hurt anyone but get unreasonably hard to women being fatally abused (i.e. hit over the head and seizing, head sawed off, etc.).

i make little satanic shrines in the woods just to cause public panic for fun

after my father died, my mother made me sleep in her bed and started touching me while masturbating. went on for 2 years, then she found a new boyfriend and it stopped. we both pretend it never happened and I've never told anyone irl.

Your sis look similar?

How old were you at the time?

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10-12

ever since the divorce I'm having this fabtasy that really makes me hard! It goes like this:

>Me, driving around in a pickup, at night, when it's dark outside on less travelled roads
>I see a girl on her bike going somehwere
>I get out of the car and ask her if I can help her
> As she answers I clock her in the head and she falls of the bike
> I kick her in the face and start kicking her in the belly and everywhere else I can kick her
>She starts screaming and crying and I start hitting her with my fitst in her face till all her teeth are gone and her mouth is a bloody sputtering pulp and her nose is all but flattened
> I then kick her in the jaw for the full knock out.
> I place her in the trunk of my car next to the aother two bitches from earlier that night and go to my house
> I drag her from the car and put her in a cage in my basement and do this with the other two girls as well
> I just leave her there without food and water as she contemplates her fate while looking at the other cages filled with the spoils of eralier nights
> I just go to work the next day
> I work missing persons at our local police station.
> I hate bitches.
> I'm buying a pickup this week and have recently cleaned out my basement.
> I'm getting giddy just thinking about all the fun I'm going to have!

you fucking faggots have to go back

My dad used to come into my room when he thought I was asleep to sniff my panties and thongs. Sometimes I could hear him touching himself and moaning. I don’t know why. It would make me freeze up. I just pretended like nothing happened. I’ve never brought it up to him or anyone.

did you enjoy it?

It was really weird and scary. But it fucks you up. Because the nights he wouldn’t come into my room I would feel sad like I wasn’t good enough for him. And then when he would come in I would feel a rush of pleasure. Makes me sick.

>14 years old working at a shitty small town grocery store
>downy chick works there bagging groceries
>manager would always give her shit for no reason
>she gets pulled into the office all the time
>investigate one day
>manager was feeling up and making downy touch his dick
>too scared to say anything so I never did

You're chasing a Disney princess reality instead of a real one. You want short term cummies over long term adult connection. You get a year or two of butterflies and then it fades and you have to deal with say to day reality. In this case you have a good woman you can spend your life with and you want to throw it away for a short term rush. You will end up alone and miserable if you chase it. If you don't chase it you can have a fulfilling life with a good woman.

You're basically living what every long term couple is and getting upset you don't have puppy love any more.

Bought her a fucking machine, months later I find she is completely addicted to it. Every spare moment she gets and don't think she realises that you can hear it running throughout the house. Best mate has been over and now watched her a couple times behind the door.
Got her a notebook and told her she can make decent money being a cam girl so she can at least make money during it.

Gf hits nightclubs wearing short skirts and no underwear hoping guys will feel her up.

Dump that bitch.

My God... The normies will eat it up, it's genuis!

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USA?

The ubiquity of background checks reminds me of how ex-cons in the communist bloc couldn't live or work in a lot of areas

Genius money maker

How old are you?

I'm asexual

Accurate. Why couldn't you say that to begin with? I am willingly choosing to be a miserable bachelor over being a miserable
dude in a relationship that wouldn't have started if I hadn't been vulnerable. She's pretty enough, but nowhere near the quality of
ass I was getting prior to her. If my heart is tied up in a fantasy, I might as well chase physical perfection. You can talk about
throwing the perfect relationship away all you want; I'd say it would be "adult" to tell her the truth instead of whispering
sweet nothings while I jerk-off to her hot friends behind her back. A quality person like her deserves honesty, and I've been anything
but because I just wanted her to be happy.

Dude that is an insane idea. This would work 100%

posted this before but here i go again im bi and also have a chastity kink. so when i was looking at porn i stumbled upon this one site that i guess you could say was a blog that had pictures of a kid in a chastity device. apperently he was adopted by what it said on the site. pretty sure it got taken down. Now obviously i didnt mean to find it but whatever

M or F?

i think im bisexual or maybe just bi-curious

male

I'm going to post a secret not about gay sex. Enough of that here already.

I was at my ladies place and sniffed her underaged daughter's panties that were left on the bathroom floor. Shes 15 and just as hot as her mom. Fresh pair too, smelled amazing. Hope the opportunity arises agian.

I'm a different dude.

Before you do that remember what you stand to lose. She's might not by the hottest girl but you can love with her. Relationships aren't fucking the most attractive chick ever. You will lose that when she hits thirty any way. It's about finding a woman you can knock up and live with day to day through good and bad. It sounds like you're having a bit of a mid life crisis where you're wanting to be a teenager again and sell out your life for a cheap fuck. If you're that desperate just ask her for a threesome with a hot chick. If she says no you were going to break up any way, if she says yes you can bang the hot chick and not ruin your life (you're going to ruin it either way. Just make sure I get to laugh the green text later)

just tryina figure out why the Chasity kink?

She must be insanely hot. I'm fapping

idk really i guess i just was always turned by the idea of being controlled by a man but mostly by a woman. Idk how many times ive jerked off to that fantasy then as i was looking for some new chastity porn i found that website.

I'm a 27yo f into bestiality

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More like a young adult life crisis, but you nailed a lot of it. This is my first time with an east coast chick (moved here after my fiancee and I split)
and the passion that I felt with previous, West Coast girls isn't there. Ex was an artist and each time we were intimate it was like it's own existence.
Current GF is mostly a wet fish in bed. Not sure if that's an East Coast, a not artsy, or a she-was-a-virgin-before-me thing but it sucks. I miss
excitement. Now I'm just marking the sex box on the checklist. I have attractive coworkers/friends that hang all over me and invite me to parties
that I have to turn down because I'm unwilling to cheat. Again, they lack the personality of West Coast girls I've known, but hot is hot. I spent
Monday night blowing a gun barrel and then crying myself to sleep. I just don't want to do it anymore.

She will never know how much I love her.
I convinced myself I am better without her than trying to keep her in my life.

>be me 42 yo dad of three
>at wedding with friends
>user gets super wasted and I have to bring him up to his room to sleep
>come back and tell his wife where he is
>later my wife tells me to check on him
>go back up to his room
>user's wife is up there doing the same thing
>she is like "why does he get so wasted like this. You have a night away with your wife I am sure you are not going to waste it."
>I say "No shit. don't be surprised if my wife is walking funny tomorrow at the brunch"
>suddenly she reaches over and grabs my crotch
>it is on.
>we 69 on the bathroom floor. she rides my face to orgasm and swallows my load
>go back down to reception and never speak of it again

Where have you been all my life? If a girl ever told me she was into bestiality on a date I would wife her immediately.

First thing I ever penetrated was a Quarterhorse mare.

Details? Is that you? How did you get the scars?

Women don't have personalities they fake it. If you want gf to stop being a dead fish tell her. Make her more interesting.

I hope so. but I’m never going to go through with it, so it just sits there as an unfulfilled need.

My sister fucks my friends. They give me the details, i fap. Pic related

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Tits or GTFO

That's a dude.

First believable story because she's toeing the line between cute and beast. I'd definitely fill her up though. Any good stories about her?

Those are from their dew claws.

I'm only into K9

I know you see my text, baby. Please say something

I cheated on my wife with a mixed girl. The affair lasted several months, but eventually I ended it. Fast forward 1 year and while I’m still with my wife all I can think about are mixed girls. Like it’s really bad

Based idea

Does she know you cheated?

Moar pls

Yeah she does, and she has forgiven me for the most part. Some days are still hard for her

Yeeeah I feel you man, but is right. Always been into blackmail, rape and stuff, as long as it was fake. Then I saw a video of an actual rape here on Cred Forums, and shit, that was awful

Guessed my wife's password to her old kik account from years ago.

Started chatting with all the guys. Most were inactive but still a few active. Found out one was an ex fling. They made a sex tape years ago which I talked him into sending to "remember old times"

Its 45 mins long. Her sucking, getting fingered in pussy and ass, her riding, getting it doggy, then missionary until he creampies her.

I fap weekly to it. My favorite part is the creampie. He pulls out and its makes that suction air release followed my a huge puddle of cum

Wife has no idea I know or have it

Do that is you? How did you get scarred up so bad? What started you into it? How do you access the animals? How do you explain the scars if people ask?

>18
>12
>>>>>>pedo

I'm sorry, are you outright retarded?

When I was 5 to 8 I was dreaming about fucking mom and having my cock in her mouth.

I now live hating her and her just wanting to be a loving mom and I can't tell her that her 25 year old son was a huge fan of hers at the age of 5.

18 and 12 is absolutely pedo.

kill yourself

Yes it's me.

I started in high school with oral, but did get the courage to be mounted until college.

I have my own dog. He's a Mastiff mix.

His grip is strong. Sometimes I gett scratched up from his nails. I just tell ppl it's from my dog and leave it at that.

nice winnings m8.
you win

Is it legal where you live? Why did you start and how did it advance from oral?

this waaaay to true.
as an adult I'm offended little ugly bitches think i wanna give them dick.
little thots pls my waifu is a 9/10 GTFO you loli sluts.

still claps to the dood for nailing that when he was 18

No it's not legal.

I was home alone, bored and curious. He liked to lick me and I hand never given a blowjob. So I practiced with him.

I met a couple online in a zoo forum and they helped me get my 1st knot.

Lol i hear this a lot from strippers and ex strippers. tell me whats your first name

>house/dog sitting for woman
>she has 3 large dogs. One looks like a husky, and I don't know what the other 2 are
>bored so I decide to explore the house
>enter her bedroom because I'm degenerate like that
>look through her stuff expecting to find maybe a sex toy or something
>find really old vhs recorder in closet as well as a bunch of tapes
>figure it's nothing but she has a tv with a vhs player
>put one in
>starts with her playing with one of the dogs
>think this is too weird for me so I am going to rewind it and put it back
>she starts taking off her clothes
>wtf?
>gets on hands and knees
>whistles to dog
>dog straight up mounts her
>she fucks her dogs
>start fast forwarding
>it's just hours of her fucking her dogs
>rewind and put in another
>same thing.
>she has maybe 12 tapes all filled with her fucking her dogs
>put them all back how I found it
>continue house sitting for another 2 days
>she comes back
>I don't know how to talk to her after that
>can only think of her getting fucked by her dogs
>she's even wearing the same hoodie as the first video
>dogs are excited to see her
>I leave. I'm sure she fucked her dogs after that

>12 years old
>curious
>16 y/o cousin girl visits
>ask her to show me her vagina and I'll show her dick
>hesitates and says no 4 days straight
>5th day she says "ok but just for one minute, ok?"
>go in the bathroom
>show her dick
>shows me pussy
>she asks me if I know what that does
>say "pee"
>she says, wait let me show you something
>grabs it and starts sucking it, it feels amazing
>just cum blank shots on her tongue
>she makes me kiss her vagina
>says she loves me
>haven't talked about it ever
>2 months ago she just gave birth to a boy
>is married for 2 years and in the relationship for 8
>still jack of thinking about it
>she's kinda fat but eh, maybe one day?
>fucked gf silly thinking about it and she knew

One man can wish, right?

Right, she's 30, I'm 26.

Had a similar experience but wasn’t caught by the mom. Family otherwise seemed super normal.

what does being knotted feel like? does it hurt

Damn why did this never happen to me...

white girl spotted no surprise here

Hmm? Please elaborate.

I used to jerk it to girls of (almost) all ages on Omegle. From the age of about 16 to 23

I usually like to house sit for people who go on vacation. My parents are well known where I live so people trust me. Then I like to look through their house to find their secrets. I guess I got what I was looking for

was she white
and was she hot?
also age?

It can hurt a little bit sometimes. It's definitely a full and stretched feeling. But it's amazing. The pushes on my gspot and throbs. I've never cum so hard with a guy.

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yes she's white. She was maybe a 6 or 7. She had tattoos. Looked maybe late 20's or early 30's. It's hard to tell. My mother knew her from yoga

Was at a sleep over, maybe 14-15 at a buddy’s. Was around 2 am had to piss hard. Went out but didn’t want to use the upstairs bathroom since it made a lot of noise, instead ninja crept downstairs. See light on in den & soft sounds. Sneak to door that’s slightly open and see his dad ( who was the coolest nicest dad I’d ever met) fucking his 12 yr old sister. She’s on his desk staring at the ceiling crying but not making any sounds and he’s like being super nice (you know except for the abuse part) saying it’s ok, you’re fine. I lost all interest in pissing. I watched for maybe 5 minutes, he stopped fucking her and I guess was getting her ready for oral when I took off back upstairs. Pretended to be asleep with the door slightly open. They came back up like a halfhour later. I had to piss like crazy all night compounded by a boner that wouldn’t die. Next morning we all had pancakes n shit. He was back to being super cool dad. I never saw that again and I slept over a lot. She seemed ok. Lost touch with them when I left for college.

asdasd roll

Sometimes I do find other weird items in people's houses. I'll probably come back and share some of those

dood steal those tapes and get some dosh. black mail her for money or pussy whatever you like m8

Good stoey m8

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Green text some stories.

dood steal those tapes and get some dosh. black mail her for money or pussy whatever you like m8

she's a degenerate well why is it ok to be a degenerate that way but not a capitalist degenerate. PROFIT PROFIT PROFIT

manipulated 19 year old into cumming to the thought of her dad fucking her

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Was a child prostitute when i was a young boy and i fucking loved it.

green text
any kinks happened during the time

of course you would you little fag how much money did you make

>Horny kid who watched porno. Wanted to experience how a girl felt.
>Met a man in his 40s. Took my virginity.
>Introduced me to guys he knew and checked.
>Fucked for money in their homes or motel.
>Mostly hard anal with some light roleplay.
>Even met one older woman who loved it. Still in touch with her today.
>Made a shit ton of money.
>Parents never knew.
>Female friend knew, she thought it was hot. Sent me nudes in exchange for stories.

Made thousands. Mostly saved for college but then i went to college for free. So I spent that lol.

Groomer

My bestfriend showered with her while he was over my house.. he said she blew him and swollowed every drop.

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I'm a pedo, I'm sexually attracted to boys 3 and up. When I jerk it or have sex I'm always fantasizing about young boys the entire time.

At the same time I'm not a kid person, I don't like to be around any kid, girl or boy, because I generally find them to be annoying as hell and just plain don't like to be near them.

Hello Ted Cruz

good one

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My wife and I stayed at her parents over christmas. Her young nephew did also and he perved on my wife the whole time. I caught him watching her shower and watching her sleep naked. I bet he filmed her too. I didnt tell her any of this

I've been in an unrequited love 9 years.
After about 7 on years of being on her shit list, ignored and cheated on, I decided to pitch a bitch.
I bitched so much the paramedics kidnapped her from her home and brought her to the same immurement facility I was at. I fed her one of the klonopin I was prescribed and told her about my feelings for her.
Now, she still ghosts me, but she let me hold her hand during intercourse and I feel a lot less suicidal for having seen her.
I want her to be my wife, honestly.

not a secret everyone knows

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How old is he?

Stories?

14 or 15

Boys that age are randy af.

That reminds me of this army veteran in Colorado who was bored and alone so he planned an elaborate home invasion/rape in a neighboring town. He stalked this woman who lived alone, broke into her house at night, tied her up and raped her.
When it was over he said 'I'm sorry, I thought that would be different.' Apparently it was his first and only rape.
They caught him because his truck was on camera, parked nearby. When the cops came to his house with a search warrant they found all the evidence they needed and he's now in jail for a long time.

26m. Mom used to let random stranger fuck me in exchange for drugs until I was 12 and hit one of them in the head with a hammer. She never did it again. Got taken away by CPS a couple years later.

society has decided that fucking someone who is 17.999 years old makes you a pedo, and if you try and argue against that then you're a pedo defender.
All reasonable people know this is silly/wrong, but we keep our mouths shut about it.
I don't know why people think they're helping their cause by using words wrong. A pedophile is someone who's attracted to prepubescent humans. That's what the word means. Use it wrong if you want, it's a free country.

this

She gave my buddy a handjob in a hot tub while i was sitting with them

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I know that feel. Teen girls are shameless.
based twips

I started only to masturbate to a picture of a friend. I feel like that has decreased my urge of jerking off.

Is it a dude?