Hello faggots

Hello faggots
I'm here to tell you that I achieved my first hands-free prostate orgasm. Second try.

I'm not even gay, I wouldn't let a man fuck my ass. I wouldn't even let my gf or wife put a finger inside it, it's just something with myself.

I guess I reached autoerotic enlightenment level.

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ok

ok, coomer

sounds pretty gay to me.
faggot

did you squirt out more than usual?

Yeah that's some armature shit. Have you even orgasmed hands free with binurual beats yet?

Tell me how you did it pls

How is it gay if the only person present during the act was myself?
I don't think so but the pleasure lasted longer
I came close to it with psytrance once but never felt like that again.

teach me your ways pls

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Simply used a hair brush t h i c c enough and hand sanitizer for lubrificant.

Just go in and out for a while, like 20/30 minutes. Then whip out your cock (I'm uncircumcised) and start pushing against the prostate with increasing velocity.
It's all matter of stimulating the prostate enough before going all out for like one minute.

that's what you say but in a year you will be. That's what happens to them all.

>hand sanitizer

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>...hand sanitizer

SAGE THIS FAGGOT WANTS UR BUTT TO STING

Man I don't know what kind of shitty hand sanitizers you use. I used it last time too and my ass is just fine

Also, maybe I meant hand wash? Sorry english isn't my first language.
Anyways just use something that is made for delicate skin, stuff without alcohol and shit like that

are you fucking 12
go buy lube then you brainlet and stop trying to get people to use general hand sani on their assholes its like telling someone to use bengay as ball cream only 1 out of 10000000 people believe you and they wont be found here

>I'm not even gay
>puts toothbrush up his ass
user...

toothbrush? hairbrush.
even thicker.
this user faggot is literally 1 paycheck away from buying a horse dildo from bad dragon and ruining his asshole forever.

This

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Dude I put icy hot on my crotch because
I pulled a muscle in there and i could
feel my ball melt off 1 second at a time.
I eventually washed it of with soap
but still. Now I know what hell is like

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>I’m not even gay
*giggles in femboy*

Don't need to split my asshole in 2 to have fun with myself user. I'm a pretty sober guy.

Also IT'S NOT FUCKING GAY IF YOU'RE JUST MASTURBATING.

Would you consider gay all the dudes that let their gf put a finger in their ass?

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If you go in through the out door,yer ghey, faggot

Ultra sage engage

Cook, can I watch?