If you suddenly died and your family or friends looked through your stuff what weird shit would they find? Fetish porn...

Suuuuuuuuuuure you badass guerilla you

You just reminded me that I have a fleshlight in my closet. I also have an old vhs of me playing with my ex's naked ass and a colection of old weed that I never used.

My wife would see how much of a web slut she is

Vhs
What are you? 50?

Probably find my usbs with all my crypto on it and not know what they are looking at and throw away more money than they'll make in 20 years

Kek.

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Womens lingerie, dildos, butt plugs

u dont have crypto and u dont have usb u nigger

No. I bought an old JVC camcorder a few years ago. It still works and has a lot of cool features.

hundreds of pics of naked femeales from tittycow milfs to really questionable aged tiny teens and a few gigs of mandingos best scenes and a random collection of regular straight porn. if they dig into my browser history they find searches for horseporn, teens and shemale on female fucking

My isabelle anal hentai collection

I guarantee this guy thinks factory reset isn't a term relevant for computers and he's left the thread from embarassment

1 terabyte of Japanese women shitting.

My mom and dad are both dead and I have no friends.
No one would give enough of a shit to look through anything.
By the time anyone noticed I was dead then my cat would probably be dead too. That’s what someone would find. Dirty laundry and a dead cat.

Forgot about this. Nice collection of scat porn

My bro would get my shit and i wouldnt be worried because hes also a Cred Forumsro for years also.

I always wander what would happen to my doggo. I probably wouldn’t be missed for a couple days. Would he eat me? Stand up bro.

beer cans and bullets mostly

Tons of loli.

Dogs have already died of hunger and dehydration waiting for their owners to "wake up".
A cat would eat you, but you dog would wait for you to wake up.

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My gf's cum covered scrunchie

No porn but they would find some drugs

Also the pics of the isabelle amiibo I came on, forgot to mention this

Nothing about VHS was cool or remains cool to this day.

Kill yourself with explosives.

Well my wife wouldn't find anything suprising if I die, but if we both died, the rest of our family would be in for a kinky supprise.
I'm talking latex catsuits (from both of us), chasitity belts (for her, yes we have multipe) and a chastity bra, whips, crops, switches, A suspension hardpoint, as well as hemp rope for shibari. Our Bed has hardpoints as well allowing me to tie her to it. Roughly 500 GB of hardcore porn.

At least they won't find the pictures of my wife in submission, those are locked onto my phone.

Why wouldn't you just use your phone?

I hard drive I deleted everything off of, but haven't wiped.
Of course it being hidden in my garage would be suspicious.
Then mountains of empty liquor bottles, because everyone thinks I've stopped drinking, not doubled down.
Can't get rid of them fast enough.
There's also a dirty as fuck Fleshlight in the garage a but I doubt they'll figure out I use it in my dog.

>I doubt they'll figure out I use it in my dog.
Why?

My dude, I used to collect gf’s scrunchies and after I’d leave them I’d occasionally wear them as cock/ball rings while jackin to their memories. When wife was fiancé years ago, she found them and threw them out except for hers. She never brought it up with me, but I assume she knows what I was doing with them.

That I meet up with stranger older gay men and let them fuck my face

If my wife and I both kick the bucket at the same time my Inlaws are in for some real shockers. Decent collection of dildos and fake pussies. Lots of lingerie and sex panties. Bags of panties, including MIL’s, MIL’s sister and her nieces, lol. If they searched a particular hd enough, they’d find lots of creeps of MIL :-)

Creepshots, nigger jokes , weird pics

literally nothing

Is your wife aware of all this?

On the surface:
couple of USB power supply hidden cameras
Box of CD-ROM with amateur porn
handful of stolen photos (Polaroids of sister in law from 1983, buddy's wife from the 70's)
magazine collection (Small Tops, Pent, PB, AutoBuff)

Online:
much larger collection of stolen photos/vids
access to my live show content (I watched, did not perform)
messages and photos - strippers from across the country
hidden cam vids of guests at the house
collection of small breast/puffy nip cuties
complete "Yellows" collection from T.Gomi

GL getting the pws

Funny that you ask. Just few hours ago I deleted 59GB of porn - mostly pictures would you believe. Because if I die in an accident I wouldn't have my dying thoughts being of the contents of my hdds.

That's kinda sad. I love doggies. Fuck cat's

Many TB shemale porn.
A massive drawer full and sex toy's, masks and restraints.
My grindr and swingers site's I use to find shemales
Secret weed plants

Most of it, not all the panties;-)

Sorry, meant to reply to you. Most of it, not all the panties.

anything of relevance is on my pc/phone
>weird shit
rape fetish(costumed) and stories i wrote up related to it, stolen nudes
>normal but still kinda weird
huge collection of my wife

Ahead of lesbian porn, offensive memes and video games

* a heap of

About 5 to 6k+ empty cans of dip set up in a damned pyramid in my room. Dip here is $8 a can. I’ve spent more on this shit than what some of you have made in your lifetime.

Fuck me.

They would find a bunch of used tampons and pads I've collected from various public toilets

Wut? Green text this shit nigger.

>Fuck cats

check the psychology on that

Nothing. The only people who know about my fetish are: Me, God, and my FBI agent. I don't save anything.

>”Are you backing up your data?”
>”You might not be but someone is!”

>be me
>virgin
>desperate to experience the smell of vagina
>go into unisex bathrooms and search for tampons and pads in the trash
>smell and suck on them while jerking off
>coom

probably the closest and easily approacheable thing for an adult that doesnt know anything about electronic devices would be a diary i keep non hidden about why i want to kill myself. Would give my mother a really good scare lol

Which sites and how does that work out

Bump

>suddenly died
user ..you see
i cannot die

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FAG

Dirty panties i keep in container to lock in smell. Tons of porn. Tranny and watersports would be the worst. .

Naked girls with their boobies out with the occasional throat slitting gore hentai.

Normal and shemale porn

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Guns, explosives, a bunch of original documentation on paper from the lat 1990s early 2000s.
Digitally theyd find out that Im more of a stormfag than the kikesstormfag LARPers are.
Theyd also wonder who thr fuck ive been talking to or how I obtained this knowledge but they wont be able to figure it out because the knowledge predates modern social media and the internet in general.

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Do you want aids?
That how you get aids.

pictures in my phone of all the cum tributes ive done to female faimly members pictures lol

>oh god the dog vagina fleshlight too lol

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