I'm going to have sex with the girl who friendzoned me twenty years ago this saturday night

I'm going to have sex with the girl who friendzoned me twenty years ago this saturday night

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The moment she wriggles from desire to have your dick penetrating, you pull on your pants and yell 'revenge is like lasagna bitch'?

She's single for over a year now and doesn't had sex in this time AFAIK

Treat her like the nastiest slut you've ever met, and she'll beg you to fuck her again

>twenty years ago

eww old people having sex

gross

That's pretty much the only way out of the friend zone. Dissapearing from their life only to reemerge as a different person after time has altered your mental and physical state (hopefully for the better). Congrats op

if you smack her real hard upside the head, and i mean real hard, while you're inside her you can rattle her brain hard enough to erase neural pathways and create room for making new connections. you can literally reprogram her to fall in love with you if that is your endgame.

Fuckin this. Nobody wants to hear the creaks as you slide your wretched dusty hoggus in that guano caked scum scum cavern.

Yeah man really show her who's boss and has that good dick bro. Let me live vicariously through you as I pound my pathetic little peepee daddy

oh no no no no no hahahahahaha

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>not leading her on and then declining her request because you dont want to *look her up and down and shudder* "ruin the friendship".


You could have not only had revenge but made her realize shes past her prime.

You done goofed op.

Enjoy the 20 years of sloppy seconds

>spent that 20 years on Cred Forums instead of also fucking a lot like a normal person
>lol

>implying.

Nice projections buhuddy boi

>Have fun hunting down 40 year old virgins like you XD
-VS-
>Oh no it's ok when IIIII do it but not those sluts

Allowoling someone to devalue you only to later come crawling back to them

Vs

Improving ones self and devaluing them later in life.

Cucky cuck = (you)

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

If I said it to your face, you'd clearly wait 20 years and then come suck my cock at the snap of my finger.

Seeing as thats your general response when someone disrespects you

No you're not. She's going to tell you that it seems "kind of weird" and you're going to tell her that it's OK and that you'll "take it slow for now." You guys will try a few times to make a second date but it will never happen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha double ha fucking ha ha, OP.

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> (OP)
>>not leading her on and then declining her request because you dont want to *look her up and down and shudder* "ruin the friendship".


My brother did this with one of his hot friends. My first words when he told me this shit were "You missed your chance". He tried to be a good person, yet preaches about wanting social standards. I just laughed at his stupidity.

kek

This. Imagine declining sex with someone you want to fuck to try to 'own them' lol. This isn't the count of Montecristo.

settle down Beavis

lol your brain is epically broken

Bruh lol

Pretty much this.
Shoulda done what I did a few years back. Claw your way out of said friendzone, then friendzone HER right after she leaves her boyfriend to be with you.

Yi
kes

Shes already been used for 20 years! Lmao petty man. I hope you get an std or bust esrly lol

Yeah we know you keep saying that. Once was enough.

Just reminding you what a disappointment you are.in case you forgot

you write like a toddler talks

Yeah you're in the spreadsheet already under cringe. You can keep repeating yourself if you want I guess?

give her the ol' lickeroo

Cuck proud of fucking used goods. Imagine how many miles of dick that slut has already. Whats another 3 inches amirite

Yikes

ECHO echo ech ec

its too early in the morning for such savagery

>bragging about sex you're going to have
The only sex worth speaking about is the one you had, because you're not guaranteed sex, ever.
You deserve to be put back into the friendzone, OP

is it also too early for such samefagging but you don't seem to care?

Cuck norris

reddit spacing
eewwwwwww

Enjoy the roast beef w/drip dick.

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Good for you, i recently met the girl that friendzoned me 15 years ago, she dosn't look that nice anymore and she seemd pretty disappointed when I told her I'm married now.
But the hell I won't risk my marriage for a fling with a girl thats 10 years older than my wife.

kek you are a beta since only a beta would allow or be friendzoned.

Chances are you are still a pathetic dipshit and won't get any tonight.

Is she bringing her kids?

Uh we've been doing that here since 06 I think you can relax newfaggot

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People who don't have a lot of never had sex brag about it.

I have fucked over 50 women and thousands of times, it is nothing special. OP is a fucking beta pussy of the highest degree.

Ive done it, and i made her cum alot. I forced her to swallow and buy me shit. Now shes gone, and im finally over her

No you aren't. She just needs a ride bitchboy.

Incel

>Treat her like the nastiest slut you've ever met, and she'll beg you to fuck her again
yeah daddy fuck her good for me

Careful guys, this kids about to shoot up a school

*kid's

You're a beta who gets the sloppy seconds of every black guy and all the other trash she fucked now that she's decided to settle down and look for someone who'll accept a "meaningful companionship."

Obviously takes his aducation very seriously

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At least he's getting the vagoo,unlike you asshole faggot Nigger

Are you giving him your boy pussy?

8l

He's getting a used-up wind tunnel just as she planned 20 years ago.