Hello I'm a drunk fuck toy

Well, I hope saying that to yourself really does help you to cope.

I squat with 250pounds
is that too light for a guy?

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I wish you squatted on my face

You don't squat nothing, you're flat as a pancake. Also, how often you see mental therapist?

0 times a week?

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I think you should go more often, it seems to me that you have strong indications of elevated risk of suicidal behavior

lol I think there's more possibility of you being a gay since you constantly clicking this thread ;) You've watched my balls 4 times now

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Hi Jes. Nice to see you. Do any request?

Whatever mate just show you fucking yourself with anything and remove that shirt

well u want me to?

It's okay, I'm a doctor

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Yeah. Strip naked and show naked body.

show your cute little pussy. spread that hole. gape it please.

kek'd

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Fag op abandoned

It's not a tranny, you're really insecure. It's a normal dude.

>it

i wanna lick everything

>It's a cute dude.
ftfy
;)

Doesn't seem normal to me

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Sharpie in pooper

It's a guy who accepts he's a guy. He hasn't implied otherwise.

You however, have implied that you're not straight. Above all else, you have an obsession with boys like these by continuing to be here. Life will go on and people will keep doing this without your approval. Which means you're here for yourself.

Any complaints other than graphomania?

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Real men don't need to hide their feelings bud. It'll catch up to you sooner or later, you'll either embrace it or keep jacking off secretly to it. Have fun permafag.

Damn it op we need full body shots, penis shots, more

you scarred my bf away
stupid fags

These seem like rectal explosion symptoms, please contact your local colon and rectal care specialist

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Gosh, you fags are so weak

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>It's a normal dude

>nom dude

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Hello. Married masculine straight looking top here. How do I go about finding a fit or femboy fuck toy to switch with for my birthday? I'm married and she'd know but not be involved.

You don't show your face because you're balding, right?

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No one wants to look at your ugly ass, you dumb fuck, go get mental treatment.

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How did you get your last fucking?

Yea, he's wrong.

Nice plug tail. I'd love to scritch the back of your head

Tbh, with a body and outfit like that, whatever youve got hidden, throw a cloth facemask on and I'd fuck you deep. I'd love to feel your little dick grow in my warm hands as I filled you with hot cock.

do you use discord ?

there are gay boards for a reason fuckin faggot

>hating on a perv for being on Cred Forums

Wow are you new.

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See, no one gives a fuck. Just go see a doctor

Ayyyy id totally smash

OP, stop trying to cheer yourself up, just face the reality like a real man that you are

That wasnt op. But appreciate the (you)

I guess if it makes you feel a bit better about yourself...

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Still trying? You're delusional, seek help

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do you do scat vids/pics?

this cope, lmao

Yes, I do shitlicking vids for btc

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Can you take an ass on feet pic?

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well I'm still here all drunk

Bladder full? Get you face nice and wet

Have any toys?

Gape your bumhole.

More tongue less gross hairy pubes

fuck

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Do more sexy pose

not gonna lie id fuck op

Goal for 2020
Suck your friend again then take.same pic but with his cum on your tounge

i need cum

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Hungry lil slut. Look how hard you get at just the thought.
Which hole do you want it in first?

nomnomnom

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OP stop making it seem like someone is replying in your thread, you're not well, please seek mental treatment, I'm really worried about you committing suicide like all other fags do