YLYL. Only things you have lost to edition.
YLYL. Only things you have lost to edition
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This thread sucks
pretty good
Ejej
kys
This meme isn't funny if you know that the french are entirely to blame for all the worlds problems.
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Ok fag
You spelled Jews wrong
bong detected
I don't get it.
this unironically
Cred Forums is known to be a place of pervs, he's photographing lewdly
It's the two-thirds Reich
>Cred Forums is known to be a place of pervs
Hence why the only good thing about Cred Forums is YLYL
And THAT is the exact moment when the thread stopped being funny and humanity's future was ruined for evermore and Satan conquered God.
Reminds me of married with children
Antisemit microaggressions
2nd from the right O1G?
this meme is from reddit
got kiked
Bump
FAKE
niggers don't wash themselves. they spray cologne on themselves to mask the stink
>shortler
What a fag.
and they think that works
kjkjb
goddamnit lost on the first one
looooooooooooooooong
Bazinga
I mean, i like the effort, but he just smashed his own products
I still read every fucking word of this shit every single time.
Why though? He has to clean it up.
Balls of steel
??
I'm neither black nor beyond poor, please explain.
they didn't kill the malto's they let them live they killed the men and children all the girls were forced to marry blacks. The blacks told any whites hiding they would let them live when they came out they killed them all.
It's the 1/3 reich
OP is faguette
Posting superior version
his dedication to his art is an inspiration
Fuck me I lost to such a stupid one
hopefully not
People wanted to make a dumb video for tik tok
People made a dumb video for tik tok
Okay who has the picture?
hail satan
he was taking a picture of something farther away though, she just happened to roll over like that as he was positioning himself for the picture
the chick was smart enough to realize this, why can't you?
you're wrong, get over yourself
He wanted to get an interesting shot of her stretching thinking it would look artistic or like an "action shot." The fact that we all know he wanked to it after is secondary
the only thing i lost is my will to live.
Took me a second. Thanks for the chuckle.
Lost
A preview of Bad Dragon's latest. It's a tie-in for the Dune movie.
get fucked
an oldie but a goodie.
He’s gay
First picture of Carrie Fisher in Heaven
ree
This was a scene from an animated Batman movie. They're doing karaoke of "Don't Pull Your Love Out."
I'd love to know how they slipped this past the censors.
yeah, that's the lens you use for a close up like that
oof
Looks like she can do cocaine without consequences now
wow so funny
No, sir! I believe it was the man's intent to take a snapshot of the cameltoe sweat on those shorts!
Psh, you can do that here.
omg ebic
>slip this past the censors
>a movie that is rated PG13
>that also included a lot of blood and violence
>and harley quinn ties up dick greyson on the bed and have implied sex
oh you
Valid point. She straight-up rapes Nightwing.
that is a nice ass
Lol
This was a Match.com match for me. All I could think of was Arsenio in the dating scene in Coming to America.
"I'm gonna tear you apart...and your friend too."
Another dating site match.
Pissed myself kek
He isn't being threatened or held down with anything.
Are E.T:s words really that strong?
Tranny alert!
Tranny alert!
don't be a bigot
legit kek
Why the French over, say, English or Spanish or Jews, etc?
lmao
You must be old as fuck to get this reference. I salute you.
Is your head also shaped like a bucket of popcorn?
From reruns
>> Is your head also shaped like a bucket of popcorn?
No, but I said in my profile that I'd like to get a lot of head. Not sure why Match has a check box for that, but it's my fetish.
Bwahahaha some OC there OP
What's wrong? You gonna cry? Maybe piss and cum?
Mama gives him a little cookie wwyd
whats the name of the movie?
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delet
Actual true story inbound..
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
welcome back lmao
Hey y'all got any mosquitoes to eat or...
once you see it
It is when you want to take pictures like this.
Almost lost to this shit
Not today, kike.
HALP
probably for shits and giggles.
the hilarity is that your pic is actually how it happens
you're probably not gonna get raped but if you're putting yourself out there as potentially gay or just strike another inmate's gay interests they'll make a pass like this to see how you respond
t. been to jail and prison
>nigger
Lost
Holy quads
where is that image originally from?
Its called tic for tac behaviour, very common in primates
family is asleep at 1am
I shouldn't have lost nearly as hard at this as I did.
fuck off Randy
Ded
Fuck off randy
I Won.
My mom is an evil bitch, so I don't give a shit.
.
i think its a book cover
spider nigger
I lost. I can't believe the one that made me lose was the one that's just a bunch of Dad jokes.
It wasn't just that, there were over a hundred white french colonists that sympathized with the salve revolt, and thought they'd be friends. Instead they were all summarily executed.
Highlights of the nigger revolt are that they murdered most of their host families in the early morning, while they were in bed, beheaded the women and children and adorned the pikes of their frontline with the kids heads.
Wiping Haiti of the map would have been justified, but the fact is that the French had enough. After that they were like "You can keep the malria infested shithole, thanks for all the sugarcane"
Everyone should be aware of the history of niggers. After they slaughtered every civilized person on the island, they stole their homes and clothes and tools, but were too inept to implement civilization, so instead they instituted an even more brutal slavery, making the purpose of the revolt, simply a murderous power grab, as it actually was, and not the revolt of the disenfranchised. They destroyed themselves, and "Haiti" has been a God forsaken shithole ever since.
Let me interject so you understand. The French revolution and their failures to keep slaves in control resulted in the popularization of the ridiculous notion that all people are equal. The truth is that both through experience and genetics, not a single individual is equal to another. Indeed nobody has ever been equal. It's a lie spread by the sword.
am very tired. so getting me to laugh at this point is impossible. but I did smirk a little. here is a free (you)
Fuck off randy you sweaty beach ball walrus fuck
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How many BUTTS did you FUCK?
wheres the funny
bullets backwards
bullets are backwards
Look at the live rounds Sir
How is that bigoted?
Fuck, I've seen this before and I loose every time. Lost before he even hit the car because I remembered what happens.
This thread is generally an ass ylyl, but this was an instant loss for me. Well done user.
Fuck you spider bitch
sorry i dont know guns wewewewewewewewew
>>official Cred Forums's photographer
Lost
Unfortunately this is one of the ylyls that is only funny the first time due to shock value. I hope for the sake of ylyl this does not get reposted for a long, long time. If it does, it will not be funny - it will just be another sad Andy Sixx log meme and the logless shills will complain. Wait 6 months to a year before reposting, please, I beg of you.
ooo boy
lost
>cringe
Fuck off Randy
Kys faggot
no u
Talia rapes Batman in Son of Batman.
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
It was paid for. it's no longer his. get a brain, moran
fucking hell, looks like i'm not sleeping tonight lads
This is so stupid. They use Jewish dogs so it only takes one to make like 6 controllers.
dont get it, help
>don't get it
There's no help for you.
You can do this user. Just use your powers of observation.
Schloooop
You got me.
Jew Pimp
OR
Fun Black Man
which one is more en garde?
who actuaIIy finds these funny?
Lost.
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
MFW I'm gonna die motorboating in a tiddy avalanche but I'm too dumb to escape cause all my blood has run into my cock
haha
Lost, took me a sec but I see the funny.
I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a cunt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility, of you having sex with one, but there;s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So, in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That’s what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed
>takes lots of manpower to move corpses
>well what do we have here in the concentration camps
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ;)
Shock value of what they say mostly. Not so much Funny Ha Ha as Oh. Oh my. Sensible Chuckle.
Would smash.
I'll take the nigress.
Learn to draw and 3d render
Get a crazy Bad Dragon Fleshlight
Don your VR Helmet
Escape into the fantasy
My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.
my favorite band, undolf eatler and the nuggets
huhh... me too
God fucking damn it, lost
Fuck this is so old. I lost, like I have lost many times before, and will continue to lose.
>kee.jpg (320 KB, 1000x5000)
fag
Nice cock
"The base"
enjoy pic
You're sure there is no nigger under the cape?
I need an explain
faggot
lost
lost
that image has been posted on Cred Forums
Lost
Shit post for opposite day.
>filename
Lost
His uncle is a lucky fuck
Read filename
sadly it is now days full of coomers nothing else, no fun, no raids, nothing
You tried
New bottle flip challenge
This goes to the BBC and black superiority threads.
This got me kek
Thanks BEAN
Newfag
everyone, you muslim faggot
Because you made a dumb mistake. The smallest amount has been cremated. But hey, common sense, photography and so on, someone sees what someone wanzs to see.
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid afterwards and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
The game
Are you jewish by any chance?
ree
Space!
fuck you
an actual pic NASA wants us to believe.
nice
Kek
that shark is gonna put a fish up its bum
still fuck her hard
where is this from kek
Reply
Still never seen the story on this
>wanted mustache
>got mustache
thanks for the nightmares asshole.
lost
There was a bme article about it, he removed his eyebrows in an attempt to stop the hair growing
literally who
found what remains of the article, site has been dead a few years looks like news.bme.com
>acting retarded
>too stupid to see hes actually retarded
Great job tard. Keep up the good work
when will it end...this shit meme...
You idiot it took me 5 seconds to find Trex porn learn the rules
this thread is dildoes
It wont. These beta males have job or life.
Look at this cock lovin faggot
Nigger
Dick
It’s just some chink exchange student who was very active on the Halo 2 forums in the late 90s.
lost
but the caption is reddit tier
this game sucks.
free my ass.
All this shitty meme is is trying to kill ylyl. Stop.
Warning alert: you are a faggot
Please stop sucking dick, or do it somewhere else.
Let us have our ylyl thread
We don't like you
Go away please
Do you not remember banana posting?
That shit didn't kill ylyl.
Blue Gatorade posters will get tired and move on eventually too.
I'm just surprised Andy Sixx is still a thing.
im not doing what you want
wait...
Well shiet
how tf did I lose to this stupid shit
>File
lost
not the original text aand it's a trap
Don't remember the one but it's from tsukuru
Wat
losed to this
fuck I lost hard. Not even at the image, the caption got me good tho.
Female on Male rape is fine for some reason, even happened on the show Vikings, but if a dude tries raping a chick then the chick somehow goes full ape and breaks loose and kicks the crap out of them.
u left us u homo
losed
I'm too dumb for this. Can someone explain?