Feels thread
Feels thread
Andrew Thompson
Isaac Butler
Luis Robinson
Christian Wilson
lucky bastards.
Michael Walker
Anthony Cooper
Brody Kelly
Kevin Rodriguez
Ayden Lee
id murder for spaghetti in sauce and sausages rn
Joshua Howard
fuckin yummm
cunts humbled
Jose Russell
poker time surely get the soda chips n dip
Colton Morgan
Everything I have has audio or is above 2mb. Soory mang :(
Alexander Fisher
Benjamin Sanchez
Loli on his right shoulder and shota on left - what's his problem, geeze
Jace Robinson
"non starter"
incline sprints 4x a week like it was religion.
Jonathan Anderson
Just wanna say the cake looks great. Super dark and rich. The red icing letters really pop against the background.
Jace Morris
So it's at age 20 we realize we're shit?
Jaxon Ward
Yeah but no friends to share it with
Pedo
Justin Flores
no its closer to 15.
do exercise and i dont mean lazy exercise i mean high intensity interval training and recover right and go again
Christian Hill
lmao ain't never had anyone care enough about me to get me a cake in the 35 years I've been around. Cheer up kids, find joy in the small things.
Gavin Nelson
These faggots get it all and what do I get. Not a damn thing. No awesome cake, no mom to celebrate with. Nothing
Lincoln Gray
Good.
Robert Nelson
you almost had me until mom
Carson Fisher
when's your birthday? I'll get you a cake
Nolan Stewart
That's kind, thank you. I ended up making a lot of money through real estate and have a beautiful family. They know I'm not interested in celebrating my birthday. I held my mother's hand as she overdosed and died on my 13th birthday.
Please could you pay your kindness forward to someone who needs it? Thank you.
Jacob Gray
Poor Phil ...
Jordan Cooper
all these kids alone on their birthdays are probably assholes and deserve to be alone
Jacob Hughes
Lol, trashy family
Angel Lewis
Well I do, faggot. Let me buy you a cake
Eli Allen
Henry Parker
Fuck..... This is me
Dominic Howard
Sorry lad
Cameron Murphy
William Rodriguez
Fuck you lmao
Austin Ramirez
I spent my 18th birthday with my parents. The worst thing was people asking why aren’t you out with friends and girls drinking
Owen Wood
i'll come to your party, bud
Alexander Ross
Fucking suckers at least someone baked you a fucking cake/pie and cares about you. Your parents and family are the most valuable asset in your life. Nobody gives a fuck if you celebrate your BD with your parents or if you are partying with so called "friends and ""Girls"". Seriously stop giving a fuck about what other people think and enjoy being with the people you like. If you have no friends then go THE FUCK OUTSIDE and get some. SITTING IN A DARK ROOM AND FEELING SORRY FOR YOUR FUCKED UP ASS IS NOT GOING TO HELP OUT.
/BEEN THERE DONE THAT
Sebastian Ward
I unashamedly spend every New Year, Independence Day, and most birthdays with my family. I have much more fun with them than going to bars or clubs, which is where most of my friends go to celebrate things.
Ryder Scott
same here.
I replied "I already spent my money on a fokkin brand new Nintendo Switch + games"
also, "why dont you have a gf yet"
"Sorry, I don't have neither time nor money for a regular gf. I will only date a girl whenever I'm totally into it (you know, '''chemistry''') for a long-term relationship. I'm not interested in puppy love, leisure timewasting/traveling,
Jayden Harris
Fuck you dude you learn by doing. Go date some good looking bitch and learn from your mistakes with her. You will need that experience to keep the "perfect one".
/BEEN THERE DONE THAT
Dominic Carter
Same thing when I was 18.
My life really turned around when I was 21ish though. To put it in perspective, I'm having a mff threesome next week (yeah, it's not even spontaneous, it's planned).
there's always hope if you put the effort in
Kevin Smith
Feels thread? From what I'm seeing it's more of a self potty thread. Fuck off faggots.
Justin Thomas
That's one dark ass chocolate cake
Camden Turner
big occasion,grad from grammar school,pops was loaded,was at the ceremony half in the bag,took a taxi with him back to the house,heads for the chair passes out,no one around,,walk around the house in the red gown,just looking,,go to the kitchen make coffee,older sis shows up around sevenish,, she calls bro inlaw who shows up in an hour with bags of chinese carryout
2 guests,each with a card,,that helped,bros & younger sis not around,,oldest sister & 4 of her kids show up around ninish,,her four were my real fam since then, she made a call to a cousin,called w a long cord from the bathroom,heard sis crying,' my god stace,,no one is here,,moms; in california for 2 brothers graduating,sobbing,
sis came out of the bathroom,,no more crying,,Guess she just swallowed & tried to be her usual cheerful self rough it is for these guys,courage fellas, get a gig, work,join something,make your way
Evan Roberts
Got a chuckle
Liam Russell
fake and gay.
you talk like it's a life-or-death thing.
Jackson Carter
Jaxon Thomas
what the fuck
Grayson Martinez
Benjamin Fisher
original oregano from oregon
Josiah Nelson
Bentley Sullivan
Austin Rivera
Threads like these hurt my heart
Nathaniel Robinson
>be me
>first love at sight: July 1981 (unknown name)
>first oneitis: September 1984 (I.C.)
>first attempt at confessing (chickened out): March 1988 (I.C.)
>second attempt at confessing (got rejected): June 1991, (G.D.)
>third attempt at confessing (got ignored): May 1993 (R.Z.)
>fourth attempt at confessing (got rejected again): October 1993 (G.A.)
>fifth attempt at confessing (failed because she dropped out of college and ghosted me): October 1994 (T.A.)
>sixth attempt at confessing (got friendzoned as expected): March 1995 (M.B.) - at least she considered herself flattered
>first missed opportunity (she hinted multiple times but stepped back as soon as I was going to take the hint): April 1995 (R.D.L.)
>first successful confession (surprisingly successful): May 1995 (F.I.R.)
>first kiss: the day after
>walk hand in hand - hugs - (no sex) - then...
>...she dumped me: August 1997 (F.I.R.)
>still love her - so humiliated, since then I never attempted at confessing again
>first time an older woman was interested in me: December 1998 (A.G., friendzoned her because too old for me)
>first time a girl into me to the point she wanted to walk hand in hand: February 2000 (G.C., friendzoned her because she only wanted my money)
>first time an underaged girl (17yo) interested in me: January 2001 (F.F.) - had to friendzone her, she'll be back 12 years later
>first time at a girl's home alone with her (no sex, even if she hinted): July 2006 (G.C.)
>first time a girl interested in me kissed me even if I clearly told her I didn't love her: July 2013 (L.P.) - had to friendzone her because she was after my money
>first time my employer arranged a date for me with a coworker (M.P.): September 2014 - she didn't want to date again, not even a kiss
>second time my employer arranged a date for me with another coworker (F.B.): June 2015 - not even a kiss; few days later she got so drunk she admitted having had sex with him; I got so grossed out I immediately friendzoned her;
[cont.]
Cameron Jones
[cont.]
>later, employer went bankrupt
>first time a lady confessed to me (R.S.): December 2019; turned her down, because clearly she was after my money
TLDR: 51 and virgin, and a shitload of money.
Brandon Scott
Hudson Miller
Leo Turner
Jaxson Rodriguez
Ayden Ortiz
Levi Harris
Brody Barnes
ever got a reply?
Carter Diaz
I always have a good laugh at that.
Nathaniel Johnson
Kayden Ortiz
I dunno, I saved that forever ago.
Liam Stewart
Ayden Martinez
Michael Ramirez
Jacob Hall
James Hill
Dylan Price
Landon Reyes
>Celebrating birthdays
LMAO
Justin Butler
Jayden Peterson
I admit that I'm not exactly sure what's happening in this last panel.
Liam Cooper
Gabriel Hernandez
Robert Cox
What cause have you to be miserable?You're rich enough.
Gabriel Baker
They were loved by their family at least, and I hope that made them happy.
Benjamin Watson
unironically top kek
Colton Long
Aiden Russell
Lost
Gabriel Brooks
Benjamin Ortiz
Chase Cruz
Cooper Smith
Daniel Brown
Nathan Price
Being rich isn't that different being poor, you just do the same shit differently.
Matthew Perry
Oliver Thompson
Cooper Sanchez
Noah Parker
Pretty sure that’s a bowl of cheese puffs.
Nathan Butler
I was a fat virgin friendless social weirdo browsing imageboards at 20. Yet I don't feel anyhow superbad about that time of my life. There were three things that kept me alive and sane: Music, Family (although I hated them because of many small things, still they financed my studies and let me live from their money and live in our family flat.) and Stoic Philosophy (do your best, love the small things. When all goes to shit, don't be sad. Be glad you are alive and take it as opportunity to get better.)
At 23 I had a huge crush on that one girl. She was so easy to talk to and we had a lot of great time, but she friendzoned me hard cause I was fat and asocial. So I was like fuck it, I need to change, I can't die fat and virgin. So I started dieting, hit the gym and I lost like 30% of my weight in 8 months. Shit was crazy, I had tried many times before to lose some pounds but this was the first time it really worked.
Well after all I finally opened my eyes and saw she is a stupid bitch, she had no intention in going out with me, she had no intention in going out with anyone. She was just pretentious and opportunist, she loved to befriend guys who helped her at school. So it was hard, harder than losing fat, but I finally forgot about her. I don't feel anything to her since then, but I am grateful she made me get fit at least.
So half year later, I started socialize more, it was much easier to talk to girls if you see they don't feel yuck about you anymore. And later I finally got in touch with the love of my life, lost virginity and now we have been happily living together for 3 years.
So my conclusion is: don't listen to bullshit that if you don't lose virginity at 20, 25 or even 30, that you will never ever. You can, you still can. Yes, when you finally lose it, you will be like "wtf what was the big deal, why havent I already done it sooner" and regret your early life, but better late than never.
The thing is, you need to change yourself.
Ethan Johnson
this comic always gets me. When i moved to another city to go to school and eventually live, my mom took care of my dog. She passed away and I couldnt be there with her for it. My mom called me after work that day and told me, and i hadnt cried like that in a long time. I miss that fucking dog everyday. I wish i visited her more.
Jace Anderson
uh, this owns
John Hall
2/2
Change yourself. Don't be an envious sour bastard. Yes, it might be harder for you to change yourself than for some other bastards. Some are born chads, some have to work hard to be at least 10%chads, this is nature, get over it, cause you cannot change it. These are the rules.
Are you fat? Get fit. Are you ugly? Just buy some normal new clothes and get a haircut (no, your greasy hair are not rebelous or unique and your shirt you inherited from your grampa is really better to give to somebody else). Are you sti ugly, like some weird facial structure? Turn the ugliness into uniqueness. If you are ripped, bitches don't care about your facial structure.
Lincoln Moore
Buds from tech club
Leo Edwards
okay fags lemme start
>be me
>asian
>almost 20
>living without my parents since the age of 9
>living alone since 15
>kissless virgin
>studied at a boys' school
>studied at a boys' college
>never had a girl of my age as a neighbor
>no prom here so never got a chance to date
>was supposed to get into uni last year but I couldn't come in top 1500 so no uni
>jobless
>have a total of 5 friends
>stay at home for 24 hours currently
>now at 4.30 am posting on a feels thread
Asian lifes don't get any worse
Dominic Jones
Piss jugs.jpeg or piss off
Gavin Brooks
that's Russia
Angel White
And this is America
Hudson Smith
How do u know?
Sebastian Scott
Scary thing is. They're all brothers.
Dominic Wood
Eh, this one is just an office birthday party. Looks pretty standard, and i mean he got a cake AND they all got subway for lunch. If the company paid for all of it thats a real bargain.
Levi Reyes
Assuming his brain is normal. If yes he'll get plastic surgery. I no, it won't matter anyway.
Brody Reed
jeez
Easton Gray
Maybe their assholes because their alone...
James Sullivan
fuck it got to me