You and your girlfriend wake up inside of a cave with no memory of what happened. the entrance to the cave is impenetrable without tools. DUBS decides what the couple does next
>suicide is not an option
You and your girlfriend wake up inside of a cave with no memory of what happened...
Cannibalize gf.
poopy stinky fart
eat shrooms trip and hold each other
wait for death
live for infinity
Both me and my girlfriend are experience bushwackers, making and using hand tools is our forte.
God damn it
Based
An hero before the person reading the rules gets to the last part about suicide
cut off the girls legs and sew them to your head
he gets up to fart and quickly realizes that his girlfriend is un-conscious
smack girlfriend in the face
retry
You blame the jews for the situation, then he goes deeper in the cave
he rapes her
Obama
he cut his hand
Spank her awake.
Reroll
Search for tools to scape
He sings Nickleback
Rape her violently
wet damp cave
try to eat her
Open belly button and absorb the rocks blocking the entrance.
Curb stomp her unconscious body
Amputate a limb to make a crude bone tool.
rerollin
rolling for this
Fucking Kek. This
...
You scream OBAMA and miraculously it wakes her up.
we could never do that to the gf no friendly fire
roll
Use gf as shovel to escape
Transition to a women and just sit around bitching about the patriartarch until desth.
Yikes
Rolling for searching the cave for any clues, areas that we can go holes with lights, any rocks that feel like air is behind them
Smash my cock and nuts with a boulder
Half way thru the cave you meet a grand wizard. Only trips can pass the wizard, or 69
...
pee pants
Here's your trips, problem solved
Hello mr wIzard i like your hat...might we be able to pass
Have the wizard suckle on your gf's teats
Gf fuck wizard, nullifying his powers
rape the wizzard
gf musst watch
retry
Have gf flash tits and puss puss at wizard.
Reroll for mindful diplomacy
here is your trips key oh great wizard, now let me through.
Winrar
Got em
This
You make a deal with the wizard, your gf gives him a blowjob to let you pass
Rape wizard into submission
The wizard laughs at your dubs and you pee your pants
go back to cave entrance and sleep
Perform intercourse with my Gf in front of the wizard as a power move.
Fine, I'll 69 the wizard.
trips
Enter blind rage and speedrun cave
>You and your girlfriend
ha ha ha the joke's on you
I'm kissless virgin
never had a girlfriend
Its a treasure chest! Although it is locked the wizard might have the key. DUBs decide
eat beard
use micropenis to open lock. find clone of gf inside.
change diaper
Take wizards hat and shit in it.
Eat the chest
reroll
Offer the wizard sex with the gf in return for the key
before going to ask the wizard im going to do a detect magic over the chest with my penis, a defect that has affected me my whole life and has had no use...until now
roll
Reroll
This
Let wizard do whatever he wants to gf in exchange for keys
Put your peepee in the keyhole
Eat the chest. Eat the wizard
Nice
Nice
smack girlfriend for not opening the chest with her nails
Roll
Your gf starts to flirt with the wizard, for she is a slut. One thing leads to another and she ends up on top of him riding. You let out a little tear of joy.
Jerk off and bukake the wizard
Take hat
join for threesome
reeeeroll
all three of you let out a stinky fart that opens the chest
>Pick up chest, squash them both
>Jack off to the gore
>An angel appears
>Gives keys
>Eats chest
Rolling
Rerolling
roll
Rolling for this
reroll
I’d like this one please
rolling again
The guy opens the chest and found so much child pornography
An hero for being a Cuck
we need that hat
Steal the wizards hat and wear it. Become the wizard. Magic the chest open. Then shit on whatever's inside
Rerolling for this one
That’s a bingo
rape wizard to death
Holy shit this is how it needs to end
That's TWO for this
Knock out gf and seduce wizard to use his magic to escape.
You scream because suicide is not an option. the wizard is about to cum inside your gf
the angel approaches
Striptease for angel while seduced wizard casts a high level spell to destroy it, and subsequentially blast a hole out
Eat the angel
You and the angel just start farting over and over again.
Reroll
Did OP accidentally paste the chest where the gf was supposed to be? Also, they all take drugs and become friends.
A retarded children appears!
Lets get this one
Open the fucking chest dumbass
wizard sucks his own dick
Reroll
This
Spoiler alert: the chest contains a second problematic angel.
Bingo
People! The chest is open and it is a pick axe
The wizard is ded
This? That's dubbz
Ask the Angel to burn the pickaxe for there is no escape from this hell
*farts*
Reroll
The guy put the pickaxe in his ass
Kek
Instructions unclear, shove pickaxe up ass.
Samefag
Roll
You each take hold of the pickaxe and then you both start farting.
reroll
Use bone shard from your now crushed gf or wizard to stab the angel and the fuck the hole.
Rolling again
Nu uh
It's dark in this fucking cave. No lights at all. Take off sunglasses.
Do this one because 69!!!
reroll
Snort wizard cum and gain his powers.
Go blind
pee
Reroll
The angel dies
Start wandering aimlessly around the cave for two hours because you do not feel like completing main quest yet
>No friendly fire
Fuck off cunt this game sucks
Doing ding ding
This
Winrar!
Use the escape hatch
Grab the pickaxe by the metal part and swing the handle around
You take off your sunglasses and stick the pickaxe up your ass
Ask the angel to marry you
take the pick axe and break out of the cave asshole
Wrong end of pickaxe OP
You and the angel fart until the pickaxe magically saves both of you. Then the pickaxe farts
Reroll
Dig upwards
Reroll
roll
That
Rolling again
Dig straight down
While pick still in ass, use ass pick to peirce angel wing and pin to wall.
Use your amazing twerking abilities to dig yourself out of the cave to freedom, ending this horrible scenario.
dig downwards
All about luck
rolll
DIG DOWN
roll
Roll once more
winrar
Holy shit he won
Reroll this. Lol!
you dig down with hopes of finding your way out of the god forsaken cave
find a cave full of rabid dwarves
Angel kills itself because it dont wanna be alone
Dig a home, with a stone bed, stone kitchen and stone wife and live out the rest of your days in cold, stony comfort.
Keep digging until you hit bedrock. You know an hero was never an option, but you now only have two choices. Pee enough to swim out of there, or stay there, and die...
Fart until the police arrive and give you a medal for best fart and then the police also fart
reroll
red dude takes an autofellatio break
leloll
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
Dig unill you find lava and befriend it, eventually assert your dominance and become the lava man
roll
NIGGER
Autocock.exe
NIGGER
Roll
find a ton of radioactive waste and become irradiated and now you can glow in the dark
Break through to a separate tunnel. Follow it out and it leads you to a white castle, murder everyone inside with pickaxe.......
Then fart.
Play dead
This
Tell angel to piss into hole.
Angel piss has to give you super powers right?
Tell angel to turn black and dig the hole farther for you
Reroll
GF's period suddenly starts and she starts perioding all over the place while he licks it up and jacks off at the same time
Politely ask the angel to fly up to heaven and ask Osama Bin Laden for guidance.
Become an atheist, and call in a drone strike on the angel
get the angel to use their angel powers to send me directly to hell instantly
Rolling for angel piss powers
Climb out of the hole and start digging at the rubble at the entrance of the cave.
Angel jumps in with you and jerks you off
Also rolling for angel piss powers.
kill angel with pickaxe to summon satan
Reroll
angel wall clips to beat some sense in to the man
stop digging for a quick piss drink as you are dehydrated
Rolan
heww yea
Using the help of Osama Bin Laden you reach the end of the cave. leading to a small town. DUBS decide what building we go into next
Rollin
nigga fuck yea
rolling to go to mcdonalds to pick-up little girls in the play place
White castle
aww it stopped
rob 7-11
This.
go into mcdonalds and cum in the bin
Thanks for a great thread OP
Go into McDonalds and start digging a new hole.
go into hooters and flash dick
This
winbird
unfortunately the McDonald doesn't have a play pin and theres no lolis.. the jew tells you to order something or gtfo
Shit in his mouth
reroll
rape his wife in the back
Punch the little blue kid.
kidnap the small child onto your right then gtfo
Order him to give me all the money in the register.
Use his huge nose as a dildo and shove it up your ass
lure jew in oven with a penny
order an ice cream
transform into hitler
Dunk the jew's head in the deep fryer.
reroll
steal the little blue kid and run behind the counter where i deepfry him for the jew to eat
oh come on one off
reroll
rolling for this
go to hooters and pee on a waitress
Fuck the waiter
Request that he, specifically, grabs me some bacon. Just bacon.
poo on his chest
Order two number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda.
shoot that place up
win
damn then marry him
snatch his hat, wear it and run
gf burger
mcdonalds doesnt have a waiter so You fuck the next best thing
circumsize yourself as a sign of respect
Cum on his kid.
cum on jew
now let him fuck you
Switch positions.
threesome with jew by offering the walking nose 10$ in cash
order something for fuck's sake
go to 7-eleven for a faygo
3 way with jew,
fuck him in the mouth
rerolling
pick up the kid and run
reroll because i'm a faggot
get the jew to summon moses and kill these sodomisers
your GF appears as a zombie
order a happy meal, cum in it, then give it to the kid
Do we still have the pickaxe?
call Elon Musk
gf comes back as zombie jew kek
Kek
order a bigmac, but do a really loud fart instead of saying the word "big"
Drinks forty ounce and pisses on gf
And thats game. doog job bros
Angel revives us, battles moses
you go into a bar and realize that this story was the prequel to all the johnny threads
999 reroll
GG OP
Kept me entertained for a couple of hours at least.
Take a shit in the fryer and stab the jew with the fried turd dagger.
gg op, had fun
great thread, thanks op
This
epic thread ty op
moses circumcises the kid
O shit it aint over yet boys
WHERE IS ZOMBIE GF!?!!?!?
Osama Bin Laden is ressurrected and gives everyone a bomb.
Zombie gfs cunt turns out to produce pure Zyklon B. She can release it as she pleases. Obviously she doesnt die from it, because she is a zombie.
reroll
gg wp OP
Reeeroll
relise that you were in the matrix all along, the game has only just begun
reroll
i'm so going to roll for that zombie gf next time i see johnny