>clears throat and looks around and holds her bible
Uhm...Guys can I get your attention? I've been on this place for so long and all of you poor souls seem troubled. Don't forget guys God loves all of us and we must repent.
>looks around if anybody catched her message
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I like Deuteronomy 2:34
God bless you user
>smiles at the friendly user
I like it too but this one is one of my favorites "for with God nothing will be possible" Luke 1:37
>pats you on the shoulder and smiles
God bless you too
>repent
Fuck right off with that bullshit
Ok, gimme anime sauce pls.
y u salty?
>smirks smugly and looks at you
Hey~ Don't use this kind of foul language
>looks confused and scratches her head
What do you mean?!? I don't carry sauce with me and what is a a...animeh?
>looks weirded out at the blonde elf
Hey! creature~ you seem to be drooling
Are you my future tradwife who left that weird thread some time ago?
I pledge my soul to Primordial Chaos so you and your god can eat my ass
Mark 8:36
I am a power hungry and ambitious man. I often reflect on this verse to remind me never to be immoral in my quest for power.
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"WHAT?"
lil John 3:16
All joking aside have a nice day. I used to be religious then the real world hit me like a ton of bricks. My favorite passage was Matthew 5:9
OP, can God excuse every OP on this site including myself, I want to apologise for all our faggotry and for creating cult to allow loud mouth assholes to argue amongst themselves
> And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain
My God has graced us with the light of lolis, your chaos can't even compete.
Exodus 15:3
>looks at the stranger and scratches her head
NOo~ Who are you? Wha-what is a tradwife? I better have faith that it's not some degenerate thing you are into
>sweats looking at that user and holds her bible in front of her
G..g..get away with that heresy and foul language you filthy heathen
>looks at the fedora on this mans head and sees the Cheeto dust blowing off
.....take a shower~
>smiles friendly at you and pats you shoulder
Yeah~ If you ask him and really feel bad about it you should be fine. But you are going to need some faith in the little miracles that God creates in your life
We have catgirls!
>starts sweating
Is that a child?
>smirks and looks at you
Hahaha~ silly heathen there are no such things as "catgirls"!
We talked in a thread before, I'm sure you remember :3
tradwife = traditional wife
I'm not a degenerate, I'm a good Christian man.
God + Anime = Catgirls
No chaos, only order.
Yea there are!
catboys > catgrils
God tier troll.
Founde a Pole
No, 'tis a loli.
'Tis the purest for of divine love.
Your favourite god is just as fake as the thousands of other gods that you know are fake. So are you here to scam others with lies or are you just another dumb-as-dogshit godtard?
Oðinn is best god
Good job ingoring the sauce question Fucking shithead.
Kurwa...
you're clearly lying
Are the orthodox allowed here?
I have a bad feeling for this world in this decade
catboys = catgrils
Primodial Chaos teach eweryone is equal
>feels the polish odor coming from the poor sap
I'm still s...searching for a man to marry but right now I have to help as many people as I can in this spiritual war
>looks shocked at that demonic looking creature and tries to smack it with her bible
GET AWAYYYY YOU FOUL CREATURE OF HELL~ I'LL SEND YOU WHERE YOU CAME FROM! trying to corrupt all those poor men...
>smirks at user
no way it's a rare "Pole"
>frowns and tries to spit on the heathen but misses
YOU ARE JUST A DEGERERATE SODOMIT!E~ YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELLLLL!~
OwO pwees when u aw talking about catboys and catgrils talk to me this way pwees~ x3
>smiles and pats your head
Of course my friend, I'm Orthodox myself
>>frowns and tries to spit on the heathen but misses
>YOU ARE JUST A DEGERERATE SODOMIT!E~ YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELLLLL!~
that was meant for
Troubled?
I achieved a lot in my life, everything is going well, but I am still bored out of my mind because we do not live in a fantasy world with magic and shit.
Life for me is about fun, but I've done about all the fun stuff I can do and I'm bored of them.
>smack you with a bible
NO no no no no NOOOOOOO~ That is heresy
Fuck this im out
>smirks at the fat edgy loser
No~ because I have god's support and he LOVES all of us...... exept the sodomites, heathens and degererates
His favourite god comes with exactly the same amount of supporting evidence as your favourite god. That amount is zero.
>sweats and points at a bird while her hand is trembling
N...n...nooo~ God has made d..t..de..them birds~
>her left eye starts to twitch
No but "icegiants" never existed and wicked people exist there are between us and we need a cleansing...A PURGING!~
If you bothered to read, I'm moderately successfull actually, not fat, load of friends, gf, a job, my own house etc.
Life is just boring.
Guess God ain't helping that either.
Polish odour? No? I'm no polack. Pure Sarmatian blood seethes in my blood veins. I've been baptised Catholic but I want to be Orthodox.
>ice giants never existed
How would you know if they melt when they die?
Ow noes! Pwees don't weave! :>
>readies her bible to smack a heathen
DO I NEED TO SMACK ANOTHER HEATHEN TO DAY?!?!?!?~
>looks at the mighty crusader and looks down in shame
Uhm...I'm sorry I..I didn't mean to offend you kind sir~
137.
I trow I hung on that windy Tree
nine whole days and nights,
stabbed with a spear, offered to Odin,
myself to mine own self given,
high on that Tree of which none hath heard
from what roots it rises to heaven.
138.
None refreshed me ever with food or drink,
I peered right down in the deep;
crying aloud I lifted the Runes
then back I fell from thence.
139.
Nine mighty songs I learned from the great
son of Bale-thorn, Bestla's sire;
I drank a measure of the wondrous Mead,
with the Soulstirrer's drops I was showered.
140.
Ere long I bare fruit, and throve full well,
I grew and waxed in wisdom;
word following word, I found me words,
deed following deed, I wrought deeds.
141.
Hidden Runes shalt thou seek and interpreted signs,
many symbols of might and power,
by the great Singer painted, by the high Powers fashioned,
graved by the Utterer of gods.
142.
For gods graved Odin, for elves graved Daïn,
Dvalin the Dallier for dwarfs,
All-wise for Jötuns, and I, of myself,
graved some for the sons of men.
143.
Dost know how to write, dost know how to read,
dost know how to paint, dost know how to prove,
dost know how to ask, dost know how to offer,
dost know how to send, dost know how to spend?
144.
Better ask for too little than offer too much,
like the gift should be the boon;
better not to send than to overspend.
........
Thus Odin graved ere the world began;
Then he rose from the deep, and came again.
Bump because a christ troll and lolicat poster is arguing.
This is now my soap opera.
>grabs her templar helm and puts it on her head while holding her sword ready
I'd better not speak these tongues....or you can get a TASTE OF MY BLADE thou filthy heretic heathen looking miscreant piece of divine trash that you are
>starts laughing
Did I mention you are probably a sodomite
>starts laughing even harder
I MEANT YOU ARE A FAG!~
>laughs till she cries
Marry me~
>gives the who is spying on us kid a slap on his back of the head
Hey this is grown up people stuff!~
>looks at the maiden.. ugh...man and gives him a charismatic smile at him
Only if you can Deus Vult......harder than meh!~
>holds bible
I smell a Protestant.
I want to Deus lo Vult with you till the day I die, love~
No~ IM ORTHODOX
Happily married and living on my farm, by the grace of Frey we will always have bountiful harvests
Frey, more like gay
>grabs another sword and gives it to the kind man while shouting at the mighty Templars behind her
Lets purge this holy land for the (white) Christian people
>points at his heathen little farm
LETS PURGE IT, MEN GRAB YOUR TORCHES AND LET THE HOLY FIRE DO ITS WORK
>looks at the squad retard
No larry not that....torch....
I'm with you baby! Purge the heathen, slay the heretic, exterminate the Saracen!
Are you with me? :3
Fuck off jew
That legimately made me laugh out like a retard
>looks at the mighty Templar and his BIG MACHINE-GUN and blushes
Don't call me baby yet, buuuuuuu~t I'm with you... only for slaying the Saracen...and..violence..heh
Imagine hating your race so much that you worship a Jewish con artist as the reincarnation of a god that demands subservience to kikes and your ancestors didn't believe in anyway.
>looks at the laughing yellow creature and feels the urge to to poke the fucker
And what kind of *cute* hellspawn are you my friend?
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
Fuck sweden, they're so pacified by their jewish overlords there is no hope, christianity has taken all their strength for a thousand years and now there is only a shell left. Thats what judaism does in all its forms and why all trace of it must be eradicated
The pinnacle of evolution
christianity doesn't really have anything to do with judaism
Only, for now, we'll see where it goes eh~?
Sing ye to God, say ye psalm to his name; make ye way to him, that ascendeth on the going down, the Lord is name of him. Make ye fully joy in his sight, enemies shall be troubled from the face of him
>half of the bible is old jewish myths from the torah
>the other half the ramblings of a man calling himself king of the jews
I'm sorry what?
Stop following the jew god Yahweh and rediscover the gods of your ancestors
>your ancestors
So... the people that have been following Christ for the last 1000 years?
>smiles
yeah~
>hates the juden so much that he wants to destroy the foundation of modern western world
seethe...seethe or repent, as we are all nothing but gods children
perfection is an understatement
Let's be friends for now then, where can we be friends~?
If you think that you're retarded. They may have been forced to attend church but we still keep the old way alive, the christians just slapped their name on it to try and take credit. All christian festivals and holidays in Europe are pagan with a christcuck sticker shoved on, now we simply remove the jewish elements and carry on as before.
Western civilization wasn't founded on christianity but in spite of it, if the clergy had their way we'd still be toiling in the mud thinking washing is a sin
>forced
Oh no! He's retarded!
Just never mind the thousands of people praising God, going on crusades, making art like music, paintings, etc. in glory of God...
I will become a devout Christian if you post your timestamped tits here. Do it for my immortal soul, Jesus wills it!
Also, Ezekiel 23:20
You know there's a theory that smart people see others being as smart as them, meanwhile dumb people think that they're smart and everyone is dumb.
It comes to my mind every time I see people trying to tell someone how stupid christianity is.
Yeah, the rich and powerful were easily seduced by the jews, no shit. But we who kept to our land and culture were never swayed and now the awakening begins, we are finding our souls again. Find the hofs of your fathers and you will awaken too.
Ezekiel 23:20 New International Version (NIV)
20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
>rich and powerful
The same people that organised pogroms and kicked kikes out of cities and entire kingdoms? :>
No matter how much they tried to poison our minds there is always that little voice of reason in the back of all our minds telling us they're evil, the voice of reason had to come out on top once in a while. Sometimes people do the right thing for the wrong reasons.