Zoo Discussion Thread with feral yiff instead of real stuff because real stuff gets ya beaned
I really love my boi and just wanna talk about him and wanna talk to others who love their good bois and good girls too
Zoo Discussion Thread with feral yiff instead of real stuff because real stuff gets ya beaned
Jordan Nguyen
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en.wikipedia.org
youtube.com
twitter.com
Robert Bailey
I bought a 12 inch dog dildo and I can't even fit the tip in lmao
Jose Cox
Do you have a good boi or good girl? If so, what breed, are they male or female, and are you male or female?
If you don't but really want one, what breed would you want and why and would you prefer male or female?
Most of the regulars know me by now, I'm a dude and I have my King Shepherd boi Kaiser
Logan Hall
That looks pretty decently sized, can you put something next for a size comparison?
Cooper Walker
Joseph Gomez
Wow, that's a little bit bigger than my actual boi's rocket lol
Joshua Harris
Lol I'd rather have the real thing. Usable length on this is a little over 12 inches
Adam Wood
What's stopping you from getting a good boi and loving him to bits, and him loving you to bits too?
Isaiah Moore
Asher Turner
Mason Ortiz
I live it when my stud scratches me
Jason Clark
m-moar pls
Wyatt Rodriguez
Do stay away from real pics because jannies get salty, that being said, I fucking love the scratches. I used to put socks on my bois feet, but fuck me I really like the whole being dominated aspect so I stopped putting socks on his feet and just let him do what he wants. It's so fucking fun
Isaiah Gutierrez
Also, what breed is he?
Daniel Harris
A Daniff
Nicholas Williams
>Daniff
Oh hot damn nigga, literally took the two big breeds that zoos think about, Dane and Mastiff, and mixed them together.
I hear a lot of Great Danes have small rockets, is that the case for him? How big would you guess it is?
Charles Brooks
Tip to base of the knot 8ish. His knot us like a tennis ball. His shaft is pretty thick too.
I have a Cane Corso puppy too
Aiden Rogers
I love Rex, that’s the first toy to actually make my asshole gape open.
Kayden Moore
My King Shepherd boi is about the same size, except he's not as thicc. His Knot is still pretty big, but his shaft is about the size of a normal human's shaft. I've seen some people with King Shepherd's that have massive rockets, but my boi is more average.
>Cane Corso
Damn my nigga, you really are prepping up for the time of you life lol. I only have my boi, I have been with my friend's Saint Bernard twice and he's fucking massive.
What's your favorite thing about you Daniff (one sexual thing and one non-sexual thing)
Easton Ortiz
Why stick with a toy when the real thing will definitely make you gaping lol
Nolan Barnes
He's a big cuddler, but he's clumsy.
I love the way he gets wedged behind pubic bone. I can feel every throb on my gspot. Sometimes the pressure of his knot makes me pee.
Oliver Price
Nerd, bought the extra large and now my asshole looks like it got in a car crash
Nolan Thompson
It looks fun but I'm worried about trying things too early. What's a good sign he's ready for sex?
Cameron Reed
I used to have a good boi that I played around with as a teen. He used to fuck me 3 or 4 times a week sometimes. I bought the toy went I went it to college because I missed it so much. I played around with him whenever I could but he started to get older and it just didn’t happen very often. I plan on getting another male at some point I just need to find a way to convince my wife to not get him snipped.
Robert Lopez
Fucking lol
>your asshole now looks like this
Ayden Jackson
kill your fucking fucking degenerates, I'll search for your fucking existence till the end of my life and make sure you suffer disgusting pigs
Cameron Young
What breed is he, is he neutered, and how old is he?
Lincoln Nelson
>kill your fucking fucking degenerates
Do you english nigga?
Adam White
Camden Taylor
Jeremiah Sanders
Alexander Taylor
Dylan Robinson
Brandon Howard
Gavin Perry
Nolan Wilson
Siberian Husky, not neutered, but it isn't an issue. He's 4 in a few days
Gavin Clark
Daniel Kelly
What breed was your boi? Do you mind telling about your first time with him and how/why it happened?
Also on the no snippy part, it's pretty easy to convince normies to not fuck with their dog like that by just saying that it's fucking with his hormones, which is true. Balls are there for a reason, and it's not just for sex, males need testosterone to develop correctly. If she's still iffy on it just say, "we'll keep him intact while he's growing up as to not mess up his hormones, and if it ever becomes a problem then we'll snip him" and then just make sure it doesn't become a problem.
Jacob Torres
James Martin
Colton Carter
So yeah, he should be fine! What have you tried doing with him?
Gabriel Scott
Liam Scott
Jace Brown
Jayden Hall
Robert Johnson
Ethan Jackson
I'll admit that if I had a girl dog who was large enough I might be tempted.
Carter Cook
Lol I fucking love the cuddling, my boi sticks to me like glue, he always has to be touching me in some way. I can be sitting on the couch and he'll be on my feet, then I'll scoot down a seat and he'll get up just to lay on me again. Whenever I lay down somewhere he always jumps up and curls up right next to me with his head either on my arm, stomach, or chest. He doesn't even use his bed unless I'm on the computer or we're fucking lol. I fucking love him to death.
I've never felt like I've had to pee from his knot before lol. When you guys are knotted, does he stay on your back or go ass-to-ass? Kaiser stays on my back and fuck me, being covered in his fur, him slobbering and licking my shoulders, neck, hair, face, anything he can get to, the smell of his breath, hearing him pant in my ear, feeling him hold me, and dog damn his knot and whole rocket feels so much better being buried deep like that instead of being tugged against my hole going ass-to-ass
Aaron Howard
Jackson Brown
me after reading this thread
Connor Perry
I don't get spamming threads that you don't like. I just can't imagine wasting my time posting pics in a thread that I don't want to be in. Trust me, I really hate all the loli and shota threads, but I don't want to waste my time by going in there and waiting 15 seconds for each spam picture
Jace Carter
ever thought about killing yourself?
Eli James
I have a blue merle aussie shepherd boi thats my best friend.
Jaxon Gutierrez
I've never been with a female dog before, but I fucking love the Clydesdale mare at the ranch I work at. God she's amazing
Anthony Wood
imagine hating loli and shota but liking to rape animals
Blake Parker
Liam Morgan
Honestly? Ever since I discovered zoo with my boi and working at a boarding/riding ranch, my depression has disappeared. Literally anytime I get down or upset, I just remember that I have my boi who loves me to death and I always have him to come home to. I fucking love him man, I really just want to cuddle with him all day
Easton Hughes
I might try a horse too. But I'd imagine it's awfully loose and smells like horse shit literally lol.
Kevin Wood
>me to this thread
Justin Russell
can't wait for him to die
Brayden Evans
Nigga how is a male dog fucking me "raping an animal"
Zachary Sanchez
Why is there so much zoo on male and not much male on zoo?
Also what is the best female breed for a 6.5 inch cock
Elijah Edwards
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Oliver Russell
Brandon Roberts
David Walker
Cameron Rodriguez
Any of you dog lovers want to show off your relationship with your good boys? Kik is rhk1999
Caleb Russell
this is all of you retards
Julian Williams
running away now little bitch?
Jason Rodriguez
Commit femur breaker you lower than dirt life form
Cameron Miller
thank you comrade, let us hunt the dog fuckers together
Luke Bell
Does anyone know a good place to find video's for "real stuff"?
Hudson Lewis
That's actually the exact opposite. Like real shit, I thought the same as you but mares are extremely tight. Horse mating is biologically designed to make the stallion nut as quickly as possible, and both the mare and stallion have tricks to do that. Mares are tight, but it's all muscle so it widens to fit what needs to be fit very easily but is still squeezing down on what's inside. They also do something called "winking" which they do when they want to fuck, they move their tail to the side and "wink" their vulvas to let whoever they want to know they are ready to fuck, and they keep doing it while getting fucked.
What does this mean for you?
This means once you get in and if she likes you and is enjoying it, then she'll be backing into you, you'll look down and see her asshole flexing, and especially if she's in heat (or if she really likes you outta heat) then she'll be winking, which feels like a velvety, wet, warm, sloppy fuck. God damn it feels amazing. The best part is watching her tail move to the side as much as possible, feeling all that, feeling her push back into you, and see her raiser her head in the air and curl her lips. God it's amazing.
Oh and the smell, it doesn't smell bad at all, I'd say both mare pucci and a stallion's sheath actually smells good. It smells like a kinda sweet, wet hay.
David Campbell
Jace Howard
horses are ugly af creatures, i'd rather keep fucking my dogs thanks
Hudson Sanders
Kayden Powell
kys you fucking zoophiles.
Hudson Phillips
Gay stuff is better to me because I actually have a male dog, don't get me wrong I love mares and female dogs, it's just that I don't have a female dog and Kaiser is the center of my life.
Don't find the best breed based on sex, find the best breed based on what you want out of a best friend and amazing companion. How active would you say you are? Would you take her on walks all the time? Do you want a protective guard dog or do you want a chill couch potato?
Nathan Williams
Yeah no thanks. Going to other places is a bad idea
Isaiah Watson
Let's execute these degenerate dog fuckers
Luis King
He's going to die, eventually. But you'll remain a disgusting degenerate for the rest of your pathetic life.
Elijah King
>Best friends neighbor had a litter of pitbull/boxer puppies
>I was always over at his house so we’d go over and play with them
>my dog was the runt of the litter, we instantly bonded like no other
>I begged my mom to let me have him and she finally gave in
>dream come true.jpg
>fast forward a couple of years and I’m a typical horny 13 year old male
>started getting into porn and actually stumbled upon a beast thread on Cred Forums and got curious
>it all started one day after school, I was jerking off at my computer while he was laying under the desk (that was his spot).
>from my moans I guess he got curious and started to sniff around my dick
>I’ve got an idea
>I pushed my chair back a little to give us both a little more room to work with and continued to work it
>as soon as I started to cum I made to grab his attention
>he came over to inspect the mess that I made all over myself
>I dipped my finger in one of the puddles and held it out for him to sniff
>he licked my finger clean before coming up to my groin and cleaning up what he could
>Afterwards he went back under the desk and I went back to watching YouTube
It slowly progressed into handjobs, blowjobs, and finally anal. It took awhile for me to take his knot which was quite large considering his size.
Evan Phillips
Alexander Butler
Lol, someone actually went and rallied some niggas up to raid a thread talking about what they love about their animals. Fucking lol
Eli Stewart
Thomas Howard
Luis Lee
Can continue if there’s any interest, sorry if the ending wasn’t very exciting. I’m trying to work and greentext at the same time.
Easton Anderson
Sounds like massive amounts of fun lol.
How was getting knotted?
Alexander Ramirez
Jeremiah Bailey
Noah Lewis
Damn, this makes me want to try
Brandon Ortiz
they say that if you hang yourself you can get the same experience
James Smith
Parker Nguyen
Go ahead, hop in
Benjamin Harris
Joshua Stewart
Logan Murphy
Wanna try to and let me know how it feels?
Matthew Richardson
Sorry I don't wanna fuck horses so I don't need to :)
Ayden Fisher
It really is amazing, but you do have to know the mare and be pretty close with her. If she doesn't like you or see you as a mate, then she won't want you to fuck, which can result in getting kicked lol. The best way to tell if she like you is her ears, if they are perked up then she's happy, her tail, if she moves her tail to the side for you then that's a massive sign, and the #1 sign is if she's winking.
It's best to get her winking because like I said, it feels fucking amazing, so if she's not winking but still showing herself to you, eating her out for a bit will get her in the mood
Christian Garcia
And hey they´re real fun to fist.
So you work up the courage to get fucked by that clydesdale yet Kaiser-user?
Adrian Davis
Noah Kelly
I don't wanna end up like Mr.Hands so not yet.
Cooper Bennett
Owen Wilson
That's not very Red Dead Redemption 2 of you
Lincoln Mitchell
prepare for death
Ethan Mitchell
God no nigga. As much as it's a huge fantasy of mine to get fucked by a stallion, I know for a fact that Clyde will not be that nigga. Draft horses simply are just too big. A pony stallion and even a normal stallion is doable, but a draft stallion is to thicc. As I've said before, this doesn't stop me from bending over in front of him, letting him sniff, curl his lips, drop his schlong, and try to warp his leg around me, but I know he can't fuck me
Levi Jackson
hope the horse kills you with a good kick
Aaron Williams
Jacob Smith
Boo man, took my stallion just last week.
Will probably be having some good boi fun later.
If there is time for it.
Thomas Johnson
You stated that it feels the same with zero proof. How about this, I’ll go fuck some pussy, you hang yourself, and after we can compare notes.
Owen Scott
You're not me nigga, do you have a stallion or work at a ranch with a stallion?
Nathan Stewart
Colton Collins
Chase Young
It was pretty intense and I wasn’t really expecting it. We both had insane stamina and we had already fucked twice already.
>we’re on round 3 and he’s fucking me fast and hard.
>this time something is different though
>I’ve always felt his knot hit the rim of my asshole when we fuck but this time I can actually feel it trying to go inside me.
>we’d been fucking for a few months at this point and this was something that I had been wanting to try
>now or never
> I put my hands behind him and pulled him into me to help him get the leverage he needed.
> it popped right in
>wow, this is big, REALLY BIG but it feels amazing
>I finished myself off all over the floor as he made little thrusting movements try to force himself deeper inside me.
>pure bliss
>I’d read that it takes awhile for the knot to show down so I was in it for the long run.
>we were tied, ass to ass and I was loving every minute of it.
>that was short lived though
>one of the dogs in the living room started to bark and he started to pull away from me
>it had only been a few minutes at his point so he was still firm as rock in my ass
>I yelped which I think freaked him out and he pulled harder, dislodging us.
>I think my asshole has been ripped out
I wasn’t mad at him or anything but after thy experience I made sure there would be no distractions during our sessions. I also had to make up a bullshit excuse to my parents as to why I was sitting on an ice pack all night. My mother was pretty oblivious as she had seen scratches on my sides before which I just chalked up to us “playing rough”. Lol
Julian Young
That dude you replied to wasn't me lol.
Are you the user that I was talking to a few days ago and you had the ranch where people dropped off their animals and such? If you are, I forgot what breed your stallion is
Anthony Williams
I guess im not frequenting these threads enough.
"Farm"-user? You know, got a bunch of animals i take care of and "take care of"
Tyler Wilson
you mistyped rape and horse genitalia
Carson Wilson
lol you've never been around horses before have you? Once they get to know you and like you, they become like giant puppies
Henry Phillips
My stallions bread is fbi.gov
Angel Wright
Your stallion has bread? Nice, what kind of bread did you give him?
Eli Cruz
LOL I have the same one in rainbow Frankenpour
Colton Gutierrez
Like i said then no idea all i know is he was a race horse i would guess standardbred but not sure.
Landon Smith
I’m dying to get fucked again, and if I didn’t travel for work so much I know I’d have another dog. I’m possibly going to be moving into another sector of the industry which will give me more time at home so maybe that’ll be my ticket. I’m content for now though, my wife is a freak and pegs my ass once or twice a week so I’m satisfied.
Tyler Davis
horses are ugly abominations the only reason I ever stood near one was to behead it
Benjamin Sanchez
Yeah, it's just that the person I replied to: was replying to: and he said "Kaiser-user" Wasn't sure if that person was trying to be me or nah.
Hunter Stewart
can you read? I gave him the FBI bread, It's delicious you should try it sometime.
Andrew Robinson
Be careful with that knot man one of my bois nearly choked me to death with his once.
Tyler Cooper
shame you didn't die
Aiden Wood
I see i see.
Wyatt Rivera
Imagine having this mindset, kys nigger faggot
Gabriel Peterson
Damn, that doesn't sound like a great "first time getting knotted" experience. My first time was extremely chill, but still pretty painful because I was a total virgin before that, so both the popping in and the popping out stung like a bitch, but everything else was pure heaven
Jason Gonzalez
Remember when it was a bannable offence to shitpost just for the sake of shitposting?
Good times.
Jason Ward
awww did I trigger you? I'm sorry
Christopher Murphy
omfg I still laugh about when you told me that. I was sucking off Kaiser yesterday and when I felt his knot start to form I actually laughed as I thought about him knotting my mouth and me chocking on his rocket
Wyatt Taylor
Dylan Hill
Remember when it was illegal to rape animals? Oh wait... It still is
Aaron Adams
>did I trigger you
>you mad haha
>my last 40 minuets in this thread full of things I don't like has been worth it because one nigga told me to kill myself
>haha trolled
William Baker
It's not illegal to have sex with animals in a good amount of states, and some European countries too
Liam Martinez
>Awwww
Didn't expect much from a nigger faggot
Lincoln Lewis
Brody Hill
I mean, I'm having fun
Easton Bell
It was pretty painful and left me sore for a couple of weeks but It didn’t turn me off from us doing it though and we had many positive and successful ties after that.
Grayson Nguyen
Haha yeah hella hot though, was blowing my shep mix yesterday and he got pushy and my instant reaction was hell not you dont
Ayden Robinson
Not in my country nigger.
Matthew Evans
Clearly you're an american fag if you think it's legal anywhere near the european union lmao
Nolan Martin
lolis are so hot amirite guys
Joseph Thomas
Try taking a horse, my stallion has fucked me to tears multiple times but man oh man does it feel good.
Juan Sanchez
nice wikipedia link, where'd you get it
Nolan Walker
Ian Harris
>using the "wikipedia is not a credible source" argument
Please you´re just making yourself look dumber with boomer arguments like that.
Liam Miller
I remember browsing CL when personals was still and thing and people wanting to get fucked by dogs. I wish I knew someone and could work out the same type of deal.
Hudson Davis
Germany and some of the Scandinavian countries
Jordan Hall
Jason Williams
Right here: en.wikipedia.org
and the great thing is, you can look at the sources on the bottom
Jacob Carter
Jacob Hill
I know you told me last time, but can you put in detail how it feels? Not just the actual fucking but how he feels above you, does he grab you, can you feel his balls, how is it beforehand (as in do you do any foreplay with him), the smell, the feel when he cums, all that.
You are the only person I've talked to who has been fucked by a stallion. I've read things on forums and seen videos, just never actually talked to someone who has done it
Joshua Diaz
Well i know for a fact that its illegal in sweden, had a friend who basically wanted to move to my country and come stay at my place when it was made illegal back in what 2011-2014 i think.
Lincoln Smith
are you trying to derail a beast thread with loli?
you know these genres overlap right
i dont think fucking animals is going to ever be truly legal in any developed country, so just fuck in secret.
Juan Morris
do you ever get scared when fucking a stallion?
like mr hanns happened dude, its not the safest of sexcapades.
i've also only been with my girl
Adrian Roberts
Intimidating is one way do describe it i mean hes not clydesdale huge and im 190+ centimeters with a farmers build be even so he makes me fell kinda small.
No grabbing since we´re doing it on a table and depending on how im positioned i´ll either barely feel his balls slapping on my lower back/asscheeks or feel them bumping my dick and balls if im on all fours.
Foreplay is just me playing with him, his dick and balls sometimes running him a few laps round the enclosure beforehand to get him a little riled hes so used to "playing" now that when i lead him in the back and get on the table he doesnt hesitate and just mounts hard or not.
The stables smell but its you know just something i have to live with he doesnt smell much but thats because i tend to clean my animals pretty regularly too many animals and you´d rather see them too clean than suddlenly getting sick from being filthy.
You ever stuck a showerhead up your ass and just started filling up?
Not to mention how hard and deep he thursts those last few spurts.
Kinda like that. Sorrry i cant be more descriptive its just a very unique feeling.
Jace Rivera
Nah never scared i always worked up to it beforehand with toys so i could take him.
Just gotta make sure you clear the sigmoid before he cums cuz hes gonna wanna get out and i dont wanna have him try to foce the flare past my sigmoid.
Brody Howard
>so just fuck in secret.
Illegal or no i dont think anyone in this thread flaunts being a zoo, like
"hey man wanna grab a coffee, nah sorry fucking my bitch cant right now sorry, oh okay cool see you later"
Might be legal where im from doesnt mean the townsfolk wont burn me alive if they found out.
Gabriel Brooks
thank you this is so fucking amazing.
how affectionate is he? do you "share breath" with him? how about kissing? will he let you lick his penis? do you trust him to lick yours? are you able to make him cum with your hands?
thanks again for sharing..
Justin Anderson
oh i figured you'd have to work your was up to the size, a virgin buthole does not simply take a horse cock.
as for the sigmoid, the fuck is that?
the curvature of you intestines or something?
kek no not regularly but you will occasionally see someone talking about coming out as zoo to people and asking advice on it.
some people legit treat this like being gay
Connor Sullivan
>how affectionate is he?
not very but we do kiss alot he´s kinda slobbery and i fond that hot getting all that all over my face and body.
>will he let you lick his penis?
oh yes blowing and jerking him is what i usually do dont want to completely blow out my o-ring.
>do you trust him to lick yours?
nah he likes carrots too much, munches those fuckers down in a heartbeat.
> are you able to make him cum with your hands?
yeah but i gotta work for it not to mention basically dipping both my hands in a can of lube so i can just go hard on him.
Josiah Thompson
god I want a boy to play with, it looks so fun.
Adrian Foster
>the curvature of you intestines or something?
spot on imagine having something twice the size of your fist pushing past there hard not something i wanna experience.
>some people legit treat this like being gay
i mean in my eyes its pretty much the same but i can see why others are weirded out by it so i lay low.
Hudson Brooks
>yeah but i gotta work for it not to mention basically dipping both my hands in a can of lube so i can just go hard on him.
Seriously, stallions are some picky motherfuckers. I have to have my hands completely wet and warm and I pretty much have to have his whole schlong covered in spit or at least wet. It takes a lot of time but when he cums, it's so fucking worth it
Clyde's not big on the licking or anything but Nattie, she licks a lot. It's not really something I think she can make me cum with, but it's so fucking hot getting licked in the face by a horse
Lucas Baker
will he tolerate penetration?
Charles Roberts
Does he snort a lot? How does it feel having that big boi above you?
Noah Flores
>but when he cums, it's so fucking worth it
yeah its something else seeing it shoot out and feeling his massive dick pulse in your hands.
>will he tolerate penetration?
i mean yeah i´ve fucked him even fisted him but its messy so i tend not to.
Used to have two mares that i "played" with and i both fucked and fisted them imagine going shoulder deep in horse pussy kinda cool.
Nicholas Morales
hey that image represents pretty accurately how i play with him just imagine a table under the wolf dudes chest and belly and that horsey has his hooves on the table.
Yeah he snorts some mostly when hes going inside me after that he just "chuffs" is that the word? and then sorta groans and whinnies when he cums.
It feels good like i said last time hes the only one of my animals that i let "dominate" me
Thomas Phillips
why are these threads always the same faggot talking about how he fucks his dog, and the same fucking people jerking off to it, its never new stuff, its always dude either getting fucked by his dog or fucking him. Litreally every thread is the same larping faggot.
Blake Bennett
wonderful, you're so lucky to be able to be intimate with these magnificent animals
are they passive for the most part and wait to be approached? or do they demand intimacy? does the stallion and mare show equal interest in your body? do you trust the mares to lick/suck you?
Jonathan Howard
God that sounds amazing. What's your favorite thing about him?
Logan Foster
sorry i´ll continue this some other time didnt realize what time it is see you fellas later.
Blake Bailey
then ad some content ass bag
Chase Ross
Sorry i just answered but yeah i walk 30 minsa day and yes it would be fun and all but i have had dogs as a kid and i like them but lately ive been getting hard as shit entering these threads so lets give it a shot i guess
Andrew Wilson
As you can see in this thread, there's a lot more niggas. These threads are meant to be talking about zoo and discussing it with others, people don't just start talking, ya gotta start it a little yourself which is what I do. Trust me, I love hearing what other people have to talk about rather than what I talk about, but I still gotta get the convo rolling
Carson Bell
Thats the point you fucking pigs.
Adam Moore
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Gabriel Collins
If you're looking for a female, based on what you said get a Shepherd if you want a loyal guard dog, if you live in a colder area and are open to getting a big dog get a Saint Bernard or if you like the wolf-like breeds get a malamute. Labradors and Golden Retrievers are cool but the females of those breeds always seem to be super small compared to the males. If she's in heat, you are comfortably gonna be able to fit in any dog over 60lbs, but preferable would be over 80-90lbs so you both can have sex out of heat
So: German Shepherd or a King Shepherd, Saint Bernard, English Mastiff, Malamute.
Also get a long-haired or fluffy dog if you want to hide her vulva, because especially when she goes into heat, that thing is gonna be puffed up and normies are gonna get weirded out by it
Elijah Clark
I want to get cucked by werewolves and horses so bad, why can't I just have an animal cock hungry gf
Sebastian Lewis
I used to have a labrado (male) but i aint gay so never did anything weird hey was pretty big i would say like 70 pounds a female labrado would be easily to get for me because my family likes to have puppies very often.
Is there any signs people can see if you fuck a a female dog? Like do they act different or something?
Chase Brooks
Why the fuck do people like this cartoon shit post the irl stuff weirdos
Jayden Reed
Is there a way of finding a girlfriend who likes zoo?
Nolan Edwards
Huskies usually are okay with it.
Camden Clark
Based, Huskies are hot
Jace Allen
depends on the husky, like 50/50
Nolan Rogers
only if you do it wrong, my akita has become so much more affectionate with me after we did the deed its adorable.
if me and my family all get home at the same time she's all over me more than my other members.
so in a way she does treat me differently but in a positive way, and all others think is that i have a way with dogs.
they just dont know what way i have, kek
Bentley Jenkins
Wait wtf you are fucking the meme dog breed do you grunt cheemsburger when you insert your pecker in her.
But on a serious note i think i wont do it i cant stoop that low i shall just buy myself an onahole like a reasonable retard
Jason Johnson
ok
Caleb Evans
you're thinking of a shiba inu, my girl is an akitta inu
Jacob Ross
Can anyone recommend a good VPN for looking at videos?
I've heard Nord and PIA are both shit now.
Owen Thompson
we have cheeseburgers after sex tho
Samuel Nelson
I’m just gonna steal that pic
Dylan Watson
Oh damn they look fluffy i bet that shit feels good and they look pretty big how big is your cock and does she feel it? does she express that she likes it?
Sebastian Scott
twas the wrong image but go ahead
Dominic White
ah here it is
Brody Howard
oh dont worry she likes it, its super obvious when dogs orgasm, she begins thrusting uncontrollably and i can feel her pussy pulsating on my cock as she pants.
no human could hope to be as tight as dog pussy either, i cant go all the way in unless she's in heat.
and yes the fur feels awesome, especially on my balls, i love it when i finger her and she curls around and under my legs, just rubbing her soft fur all over me.
Lincoln Watson
what do u live in a country where its illegal to watch zoo porn?
Evan Sullivan
lol thats the silent hill dog from the secret ending
youtube.com
Isaac Davis
No. I just dont want my ISP to know what I'm doing.
Xavier Hughes
i love the internet
Matthew Adams
Tell me.