What do i do if i have a curse from god? I have the perfect and unlimited amount of curses from god. For no reason...

What do i do if i have a curse from god? I have the perfect and unlimited amount of curses from god. For no reason. All ive ever done is be a good person and god comes after me.

I dont ask god for anything and all he does it attack me. I will constantly have the perfect bad timing, perfectly timed disasters, perfectly timed bad shit, the worst thing happening and the worst possible time every fucking day.

I FUCKING HATE GOD I FUCKING HATE GOD I FUCKING HATE GOD I FUCKING HATE GOD I FUCKING HATE GOD I FUCKING HATE GOD

God will burn. The kingdom of heaven will burn.

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Bait
Realize that God is a nonexistent brooding pot of anger. Then you can move on and solve your problems

I think god has a scene of humor I'm legit hanging out with two other races who to my eye have gone on for awhile pretty funny

Enjoy burning in Hell fire for eternity.

Fuck god

Bro i might be a sephardic you probably are having a bad day

I too have a shit life
Im neet
Ugly
Skinny
5'5
Life could be worse pal.

Don't take His name in vain. Don't joke about this.

Jealous.

Kids these days.

Probably not as bad. I have an 8 inch dick tho

Christ will burn for my suffering.

4”12”
Ugliest shit I have ever seen in my life
I should game end myself

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You think you're funny but your afterlife is going to be an eternal Hell.

So this pic came across my newsfeed on FB. A friend of my younger sister from some small hick town in Ohio; she's in South Carolina with her family for winter break.

>posts this photo of them eating out for dinner
>her bitch friends from Ohio jump in and say that it's too much for a girl her age and size
>she gets upset and agrees
>her family jump in and defend her saying its a normal portion for a girl
>dad goes full blown CYBER POLIZEI BAKTRAKING CONSEQUENCES
>she messages my sister saying she was having a shit memorial day and her weekend was ruined

Is this really a child's/girl's portion in the US? I mean she ate it all and was happy with it, so no problem there. I couldn't eat all that in one sitting though. Could you? What exactly do you feed a pre-teen girl to keep her healthy?

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I will become the first powerful enough being to kill god. Nothing will stop some from killing god. Fuck god for this. Fuck. God.

O. PROBATION FOR BEING BLACK

I have an active lifestyle and eat multiple times that much, also I’m barely on the normal side of the underweight/normal line.

Enjoy Hell. It's not too late to repent.

I will never. I will go to fucking hell before I ever fucking let god think any of this was okay. I will be more powerful than god anyway.

But what if that's the devil yo? Or just you getting the butt end of statistic probability?

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Nah I know for a fact it’s god.

How ya figure?

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nice Alice pics user, I'm taking them with me
checked
what if his plan was for you to choose hell anyways?

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God likes hurting people sometimes. Where was God during the Holocaust? Where was God when women were being raped and people were being starved and murdered during every war in history?

It was the devil? If God is all powerful, all knowing, and all present, then the devil is simply a puppet of God because devils power, knowledge, and presence is a part of the whole, as were all the people that got raped and murdered. God devours itself for fun, and you're just a small fragment getting tortured.

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You are powerless in the face of God.

I have plenty to go around friend, I've made quiet the lovely folder full of 'em.

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the bible also says the world is

oh really? I'd love to see most of them
Alice is wonderful
have the animation, but I'm way too lazy to go taking screencaps

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She absolutely is

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become the protagonist

Yep. The Bible is a lie and god is a fucking monster. God came after me for being a nice person and trying to better myself. My entire life is dedicated to fucking hating god.

Its likely a generational curse; something which is passed down through your family.

Go to a Church, speak with a Pastor or senior leader there, break these chains over you and declare peace for your life.

Amen

I tried all that christfag shit. Fuck god.

I found a picture of the OP

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>on more than one occasion
I... I think that's called obsession user
do you also love little girls?

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have you ever thought of joining the forces of evil OP?
also

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Well to be fair I have been posting her for a few years so those instances have been a little far between. I just have a soft spot for Alice 'cause she's particularly adorable

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Alice is completely adorable, I watch it once in a while
mayhaps next time I'll take some
>been posting her for a few years
I... haven't seen you to be honest, do you post in waifus or other characters' threads?

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LMMFAO

>I try to better myself by drinking and driving

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just a small town boy
livin' without any joy
everyday he’ll post this thread not goin' anywhere...

he'd rather be a city boy,
born and raised but now unemployed
he’s on probation for being black not goin' anywhere...

a nigger in a chilly room
smell of lead and mold, but what can he do?
god is cruel and we're not alright
it goes on and on and on and on…

Get a gun and kill everyone you know. Immediately.

Well, I tend to vanish for long periods of time and I usually post in the wee hours in the morning, although my sleeping schedule just happens to be somewhat sane at the moment.

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is this a clever robot or the biggest loser on Cred Forums?

that one is rather... seductive
>sane sleeping schedule
can't say the same for me, just happened to wake up a couple hours ago
aaaaand that's all of my Alice folder, really lame, I know

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top kek

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I'm pretty proud of myself, I'm waking up in the AM now! I'm naturally a night owl so I tend to sleep during the day and way up for the night if I don't keep on top of it.
No worries! Mine started out with just a few I googled before I decided to start making my own. I have separate folders for stylized versions and other such things too.

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Do you think a robot would blame god for his programming errors? Who would "god" be?

>AM
that's a huge change towards kickstarting a sane schedule
>I don't keep on top of it
perhaps you meant being awake for days and sleeping through a whole one
>separate folders for stylized versions
that's, a huge collection you have there I assume

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That looks like American McGee's version.

Well, I don't have a problem sleeping when I'm tired at all, but I just seem to be more tired when the sun is out and more energetic when it's dark out. I don't normally stay awake for days, but just long enough to have me waking up at like 3-6pm one restless night.
Well it's okay, I do wish I had more though, I only keep the stuff that tickles my fancy

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damned humans, why can't they live 24/7 and sleep whenever they want, instead of forcing everyone live at daytime smh
> I only keep the stuff that tickles my fancy
>pic related

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I know, right?! Besides, we need people to be awake at night, it's how our cave people ancestors kept everyone around the clock yo!
Lol, that's a pretty good one, might have to steal that for myself.

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user, God only allows things to be hard on you to test your fate and will. Stay strong, learn from your mistakes, and love God. Don't let Satan take you away,

>user, God only allows things to be hard on you to test your fate and will. Stay strong, learn from your mistakes, and love God. Don't let Satan take you away,
>hard on you to test your fate and will
I masturbated 4 times today, sorry but I have no will

>we need people to be awake at night
I volunteer myself for the task, paid to do nothing and more time to get more Alice
thievery is my business, been stealing pics for years now

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Hey, someones gotta burn the midnight oil and procure all things Alice

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>Archiving is serious business yo.
at least you make it look like so, but just how many Alice do you have already?
would compliment that one, but pretty much every frame including her is wholesome

fugg pic

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I have around 190ish in just the reaction folder so far, I have a few gifs, some with text, the artsy ones, and some lewds stashed away.
Pretty much, she's very emotive and just lovely all around.

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Confirmation bias. You only notice the bad things that do happen to you, not the bad things that don't. How would you know how many times you narrowly avoided disaster? For example, if your alarm didn't go off and you got fired for being late to work, you might think that's some really bad luck. But perhaps God just saved your life by having you avoid a collision that would have happened on your commute on your way to work.

>lewds
delet; spread love not lewd
>190ish
that's way, way more than I do
she looks like the girlfriend any kid would love to have

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I like to keep them for special occasions. Mostly just for my collection of things if I'm being honest though.
She's a courteous, curious, and proper little lady all around, what's not to love?

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>Mostly just for my collection of things
feels good to be a collectionist until your pc starts slowing down
that's why I mostly save animu girls and cartoons, especially Alice
there was a phrase from her about propriety, but I can't recall it right now
>She's a courteous, curious, and proper little lady all around
literally the best traits for a little lady, makes me wanna go back to a more 1900's alike epoch

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Yuuup lol, that's why I'm pretty selective about the things I save. I don't save all things Alice, but the best of her.
I knoooow, I think it has something to do with why my tastes are so old fashioned and conservative, especially when it comes to ladies and the like. I don't even like to look at porn things, I have a wall of hidden threads when I browse Cred Forums. I find I try to keep my general speech a little more pleasant too.

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shut up retard

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>I don't save all things Alice, but the best of her.
you kind of completely contradict yourself, but alright
>tastes are so old fashioned and conservative
completely same, perhaps it's because most literature I've read consists of Carrol, Lovecraft, Jordan, Tolkien, etc
old fashioned is the perfect fashion for ladies
lowkey, dresses look better than clothing
>pleasant speech
I see, I used to talk like a complete gentleman lol

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Well I mean I don't save things just because it's related to her, otherwise my folders would be crazy huge. I have thing for the aesthetics of the original cartoon style so most of it is that or closely related to it. I only make a few exceptions for things that particularly tickle my fancy outside of that.
They really do, I think the phrase "leave something to the imagination" comes to mind. People wearing skimpy stuff just seem cheap to me for whatever reason. No elegance or depth to any of it.
I try to, so if I need to be crude to make a point, it has more of an impact :3 Pleasantries are pleasant n' stuff.

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Her, and the old times' aesthetic, were a general kickstarter for me to start a folder.
I also save some of those portrait lolis (pic related), they look completely lovely and remind me a lot of Alice. Not that I'd hate an artistic nude of her.
>for things that particularly tickle my fancy outside of that
I thought most people called them their "toilet bits".
>"leave something to the imagination"
That's the proper way, instead of going around exposing that amount of flesh
skimpy clothing is rather... explicit, and simple indeed.
most of nowadays' clothing looks like patches of fancy cloth attached to the women.
No elegance at all certainly!
And one of the phrases I recall the most is "Fear the anger of a quiet man."

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I actually have that exact one saved already!
Maybe 'tidbits? Toilet bits sounds a wee bit off, lol
I was raised up in the country side n' whatnot too so maybe that has something to do with it as well. There's something more respectable about a bit of tasteful modesty.
Yuuup, if it's hard to get on someones bad side and they hold their tongue, it's probably best not to push them over the edge.

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Hm yes, tidbits sounds waaay better.
The countryside was always appealing to me, mostly because of the quietness. Farm people tend to conserve a bit of the old ways, and most of them are really pleasant to be around!
Modesty and propriety are respectful and pleasant.
It's been really pleasant to talk to you, but I must commit myself to my daily chores :/.
I hope to see you around again!

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I grew up picking weeds out of the garden, going with my dad to hunt deer in the woods, and canning it all so we'd have plenty to eat in the winter time.
I loooove living basically out in the forest on the side of a mountain, it's extremely peaceful and comes with a wonderful view year round.
Yeah, it's been fun! I think I'm gonna go to try to get some sleep, I'll see you around friend, have a good day!

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How can no one see this is the same shit poster "stuck in small town, on probation" guy? Is this supposed to be fun or funny?

god does not exist bro, get some help

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