Should I hire a mature escort to lose my virginity?

dont you watch porn?
thats all you need to know

30
Everyone says that's the worst thing to do

I lost mine to a stripper, hot as fuck, thick in all the right places. $200 well worth it. But I craved more pussy after that. Then I bought whores every once in awhile. Some good some bad. I used to buy whores while I was working. I used to be a car service driver so I would fuckem before I would do a pick up or while waiting near the airport. I kinda still would fuckem TBH. But I have a GF now, just wish CL was still up or something like it.

Just lick her clit until she comes. You can basically do whatever you want to her after that.

>be 19 and in college
>Find a local erotic massage parlor one summer between semesters
>not really a bar guy and it’s hard hooking up outside of school
>work up courage to go in. Older gentleman sitting behind desk tells me about rates, can do 30 minutes or an hour. Opt for 30 just to get a feel for it
>guy brings out a menagerie of women. Most foreign, probably trafficked if I’m being honest but don’t really care to think about it. All in the 20-early 30 range except for one older lady maybe about 45ish
>opt for cute Hispanic blonde chick, maybe around 25
>massage is alright, says she’ll get naked and allow touching for double. Jerks me off and it was aight.
>Come back a few times try some different girls. All about the same experience
>On time number four I’m interested to see how older lady would differ. She seemed super happy whenever I came in. I’m not amazing looking, but I think she liked the prospect of teen peen because women are pigs and I do not respect them
>say I’ll give it a go with her this time, she lights up. Holds my hand taking me back to the room. Much happier than the more jaded 20 somethings
>immediately strips down with me, which is not standard operating procedure
>begins the massage with me on my back. Gets on top of me and presses her body on mine
>gets back off and comes around to where my head is, kind of leans over me to continue massaging my back, pussy right in my face
>woman is soaking wet. Keeps thrusting toward my face so I take the hint and start eating her out
>she’s super into it. Puts leg up on table. More about her than me at this point
>tells me to flip over and we 69 for a while. Probably the best head I ever got. With age comes experience
>ends up fucking me no condom. Really, really good sex
>charges standard rate
Try it out, faggot. Could be a good time

This. I miss BackPage.

How'd you figure out she'd fuck for $200?

You don't need to learn about foreplay. You need to work on your social skills and appearance. The rest is the easy bit. You're not going to learn anything useful from a washed up stripper.

Why have sex now you’re finally a fucking wizard? Why not focus on something more important like honing your abilities?

Eating sex worker pussy?

Wait, really? Are you fucking around? You’re 30 and a virgin and haven’t viewed enough porn to have basic idea of what sex looks like?

Worked out fine

I know right

Just knew the local spot... it's a strip club. They are brothels bro. But I assume they cost more now due to the fact CL is gone.

Hrs trolling, just the act of scrolling through Cred Forums‘s fucking catalog he would have learned all manners of sex lol

I mean yeah but I feel like it’s high risk low reward lol

My question would be, why a mature escort? If you are going to hire one already, why not a young and on top of her game?

Even when the dude is honest, you still use any excuse to belittle him. Guess you fit right in here.

Nah dude, the older ones are better, you don't get a judgy feeling from them. The young ones rush you, and just have a off putting vibe. Older ones talk and make you feel comfortable, and will fuck you till you cum and some. And they have no rules sometimes. I made one jerk me off with lotion then told her to suck my cock, with out hesitation she did it.

I mean, fucking a 45 year old woman who works a rub and tugged in general is a pretty high risk low reward situation no matter how you spin it. This woman clearly does not make the best decisions, but what can you do. I was young and horny

Yes

Not him, but as someone who has spent some time as a hobbyist I can say he's got a point. Younger girls are hit & miss. Most just lay there and watch the clock until your bust and then run for the door. Older gals have to work for the business.
Occasionally you get a unicorn, a younger girl who's fun and passionate in what she does. When you do, hold on to that shit for as long as you can, because they disappear quick.

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and yet they arent as good looking. Idk man, with some good recommendations you can find some pretty cool young looking ones that def wont rush it. I hired 5 in my life, recently ive hired younger ones and had a much better time than with older ones, they actually seemed more into it, so depends on the girl basically

Literally what I just said. See some of us know...

yes. a mature escort is good for a couple of reasons
1. they have a lot of experience and will give you a great time
2. she would probably be tickled pink to fuck a virgin instead of angry loners that normally hire her

yeah, as i said, it depends a lot on the girl you choose, but with some good research and all you can find a fun one, it isnt like he is in a hurry, prob better to look for a decent looking young one, not like he would be capable of scoring a young chick now

True, my experience is literally reverse of you lol. I need to find a whore site now...

Doubelist is like a CL replacement. DEpending where you live, it could be busy or could be deadish. And just like CL, it's mainly dude-dude encounters but there are some actual females in there as well. If you had the patience for CL then you could deal with doublelist. No hooker ads however that i've seen.
In that same vein there are backpage replacement sites but last i checked they weren't worth a shit and were mostly spam and scams. Still would be worth checking for on your own.
And of course htere are tons of hooker crawler type sites, eroticmonkey, etc. If you already know how to find hookers than that should be easy for you.

guess it depends on where you live too

Bro just get a sissy boy. He has a penis too so he knows how they work

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Yup. OP should hit up all the review sites he can find. ECCIE used to be good, but it really changed after the BackPage shit.

Exactly. Whichever age you decide for OP, def hit up the review sites, DONT GO BLIND

>If you already know how to find hookers than that should be easy for you.
Well that's 30 seconds spent reading your post I'll never get back. Thanks.

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True

I know erotic (I'm currently browsing it) you know others, its been sometime. I have a GF so no need for it, I like to think I would. I get horny thinking about them go run one out or fuck my gf.

sorry i honestly wasn't trying to be vague on purpose. skip the games is another off the top of my head.
My post was mostly about the replacement for craigslist, not necessarily hookers.

Do it, I feel like it would be more comfortable than trying someone your own age honestly. Like going to a doctor your own age, isn't that weirder than some 50 year old white dude?

Go for it and get it over with.

Oh hell fucking yeah you should.

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Ohhh... yea that sucks too... lmao