The mysterious woman 'Dahj' is just Data as a girl. She has a twin, his brain is split between them...

The mysterious woman 'Dahj' is just Data as a girl. She has a twin, his brain is split between them. Data is now an empowered woman.

There, I just saved you a season's worth of disappointment from this stupid ass show.

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Who TF watches that shit these days? It's woke leftist crap. Get some fucking standards.

I've never watched any of that stuff before and I didn't plan to so, you know.

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Couldn't you also view it as a statement about how women only have roughly half a brain apiece?

Data's first child chose to be a woman. Is this his second?

well good thing you came into this thread

Strek TOS,TNG,VOY,DS9 all look like national socialist looking back now so all the star trek nerd faggot soyboys are trying to retroactively change what the implied story meant.

LMAO A GIRL IS THE MOST IMPORANT THING! Not picard the main character. LOWL

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Trying to turn Picard into Kirk. Not gonna happen.

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Also, Allison Pill's character is trans, Bruce Maddox ('Measure of a Man', TNG) is the MacGuffin / Trump-like villain, and Beverly Crusher is dead.

Idk who you are but finding you in the middle of the night in random threads make me very happy, Alice-user

You can tell there wasn't a lot of money put into this show considering the shitty makeup on the vulcan

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People want action, he's old he can't fucking do action. The whole series will Patrick Stewart being his lovable self surrounded by young people who do cool shit. Throw in some cameos for fan service and we'll eat it up.

best case scenario

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Looks like elves are in ST now. Or is Picard in Middle Earth?

look at those almost quads, like a microsecond

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Wake up. Star Trek was, is and will ever be a far left utopia. No money. No megacorps. No racism. No religion. The nightmare of every conservative.

star trek by modern standards is very conservative and militaristic. Modern trek is trying to retroactively change it by being extra pathetic.

>pre-2005 trek was left
LMAO

Those damn dirty klingons!

if stat trek is left wing space?
then what is right wing space?
star wars? battelstar? idiocresy ?

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Is there any science fiction left that isn’t about feminists or homosexuals? I’m drawing a blank ...

Ice pirates

So...the show has insufficient data?

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wow!

Starship Troppers

This guy walks into 10 forward and slaps your girls ass...what do?

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picard is better. there is no comparison really.

build a bridge for the future.

Is this still a thing?

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I dunno, man, sometimes you just gotta fuck the green alien girl right in her green alien pussy. Kirk is the only captain from any Trek that’s got your back on that one.

That would be kinda cool, especially since data actually got destroyed.

They do have money though, the entire argument they don't (despite it being shown and mentioned often) is someone taking riker out of context when he was explaining people in the federation typically don't do things typically simply based off monetary worth of it.
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you'll never hear such wisdom coming from kirk.

>Kirk
getting that aliam pussy left and right
>Picard
getig his ass pounded buy Gandalf

that's the good shit my fellow nigger

janeway = int
Picard = wiz
Kirk = cha

>janeway = int
cite your source

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That sounds like the nightmare of every liberal.

Since in a liberal utopia... Liberals won't exist since there will be nothing to be outraged over.

Everyone in a liberal utopia would actually be classified as conservative.

The liberals would be the ones outraged against the harmony.

Sorry.

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warhammer 40000

FUCK YEAH ICE PIRATES!! I just watched that again the other day.

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When shit started breaking down on Voyager, Janeway on multiple occasions would leave the bridge and go to Engineering to start fixing shit. She also was the most likely of all the other captains to say "fuck the prime directive" which I am all for.

>go to Engineering to start fixing shit
mary sue plot armor tier shit
>fuck the prime directive
They've all done this, how does this correlate to intelligence

I think this is photoshopped because I don't remember her having a bellybutton ring.

Fuck...now I have to watch the again

there was an episode with her belly button exposed?

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(((Ferengi)))

Before she became a captain she was a science officer on another ship and I think in the show it said she was a warp core specialist. Idk. Each of the captains seemed to have something they were good at before they became a captain.

>plot armor
I mean all the captains have plot armor. Everyone who doesnt have a red fucking shirt has plot armor. Thats the gag of the shirt.

>Mary sue
Nah. She shows a lot of weakness. She like holes up in her quarters for a few months because she feels like shes failing the crew. She is definitely one of the stronger female characters in Star Trek, but Mary Sue? No.

Having seen all the older shit, she is my 3rd favorite captain. Picard and Kirk on the top.

I mean, it's usually about the future, so... no?

Fucking pitiful "diversity" bullshit they're shoving down throats nowadays. Dont watch star trek but, ruined.

nerd culture has always been the forefront of propaganda pushing

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