Enough people seemed to enjoy my 22 part long story of how I met and fell in love with my girl Sam, so I'm back to pick it up where I left off. I don't know if I even have any fans left after I ghosted you guys last night (super not cool of me, but in my defense I got drunk while writing and fell asleep). But I'm back to dispel the myth that OP never delivers - OP does occasionally sometimes deliver, but only on his own good goddamn time. For those who missed volume 1, see pic related, it's all there typos and errors included, in everyone's favorite format to hate, textpic because fuck you. If you haven't read it yet you should catch up before reading volume 2 or you'll be a little lost. If reading a pic doesn't work for you, you can dig through the archived threads instead (thebarchive.com/b/thread/818907315#818908319 and thebarchive.com/b/thread/818931662#818933146).
Also be advised that this is primarily a young love story - the juicy sexy action bits are just a few cherries and sprinkles on top. If you want all action no plot then this is definitely not the story for you, sorry - don't even skip to the good parts, please just go away. Another warning - this story is straight but if you're homophobic then you might not like certain tiny parts of it, fair warning. Anyway, onward to copypasta what I got written so far (this is fun, there might be more still some other time...) Sorry the formatting and breaks will be terrible because I didn't write this thinking 2000 characters at a time, hopefully it's readable enough. Also willing to open it up to an ask me anything Q&A afterwards if anyone has any questions. Just be patient with me as I copypaste this all in here...
Chapter 1 - Pay the Bills >only a few weeks into the relationship, trust builds fast given the taboo and mostly secret nature of our relationship >somehow of all the few girlfriends I'd ever had, Sam is the most real >maybe it's because we gotta live a lie together, but somehow we agree to never lie to each other like so many couples do >not one lie, not ever, not even a tiny one >an easy deal to make when we're both sick of being lied to most our lives by everyone else on the planet >but not easy to actually follow through on truly >we're brutally honest with each other right from the start, and it's like having a fucking epiphany when all the normal manipulation and gamesmanship is left aside >100% that ability to be completely open and honest with each other is how we fall in love, and I'm talking real love not misinterpreted lust >the epiphany is that this is a what a relationship should actually be, not the fake surface level people exist on, and the magnitude of the revelation is not lost on us >that first month both of us blew up our cell phone bills constantly talking and texting about everything and nothing >we have an surprising amount of stuff in common, and she's a joy to talk to, mature way beyond her years >and in under a month both of us went way over our cell phone plan limits (before the days of smartphones, this was number-mashing texting and shitty expensive service days) >my bill wasn't a problem cause I was pumping gas part time and had the money to cover it >but Sam's mom was paying her cell phone bill, and when it came through shit hit the fan >we knew we were busted, she couldn't hide the bill from her mom forever >and I couldn't just pay for it or give her money without suspicion
Landon Turner
cont... >we were saved by one lucky break - the cell service they used only put a quick summary or total minutes and total texts sent on the bill >if Sam's mom wanted to see who she's been chatting with so much she'd have to ask for an itemized summary to actually see every call and text and phone number >and thank God for drunken lazy single moms, she was too stupid to care or think it through that much, mad only at the monetary hit and nothing else >but that did not stop her from flipping out when she finally did open the bill >of course it caused a huge fight, and I never felt more empathy for anyone than I did for Sam in that moment >but other than a big blow up, what was the end result? >doesn't even ask Sam to pay the overage on the bill, but flips out and cuts her cellphone off entirely >"You wanna be mature and have a cell phone? Then pay for it yourself!" is what it all comes down to in the end >and that sucks big time, but it's a huge relief at the same time >bullet dodged, narrowly >vanquish the thought I'd ever give up being able to text or talk to her, now I got 2 cell phone plans to pay for, fuck >but it's a small price to pay when I'm so in love >after that close call we know we have to be more careful >she knows as well as I do that some people would put me in jail for loving her, but that just makes it all the more exciting in a way >we hang out almost every night, always blowing parents off with the good enough excuse "just going out with friends" >but my parents are busy and I rarely get a chance to borrow the car again, so we don't venture far and almost never get any private time alone >we watch a lot of movies at the local cheap 2nd run cinema >go on hikes in the local mountains >and still agonizing to keep our hands off each other in public >the novelty of being a couple but not being able to act like one in public quickly wears off, and there are times when the whole act is a chore >being in love rocks, hiding it sucks
Michael Stewart
cont... Chapter 2 Out of the Dungeon >neither of us is hanging around in Will's basement nearly as much as we used to before we met, but we still hang out there a few times a week to see friends and get high when there's nothing else to do (Sam didn't smoke pot but liked being around it and let me smoke all I want, accurately noticing it chills me out) >and being that Will, Amanda and our other friends in that group were the only ones that knew about us, the dungeon was like a sanctuary for us >whenever we were there we could cuddle and kiss openly and no one seemed to mind >or so we thought >as teenage passions run high, we may have slightly gotten a little carried away with the smoochy cuddling when hanging out with our friends >not that we did any more than cuddle or kiss in front of anyone, but we did it enough to start pissing people off >one day I show up at Will's early in the afternoon before the daily evening hangout starts, Sam is on her way from school to meet me there >it's just Will and our friend Seb there and they don't look too happy when I come in and sit down >"Sam with you?" Will barks before even saying hi, sitting there angrily rolling a night's worth of doobies from a half ounce pile of bud on his desk >"Um, no, but she's on her way over," I say meekly and puzzled >"Good, we gotta talk before she gets here." >"... fuck, what about?" >literally have no idea what's going on and borderline panic >fuck, is he going to tell me some horrible secret about Sam I don't know? WTF is going on? I'm freaking out here...
William Gonzalez
ah yiss here we go again
Tyler Mitchell
cont... >"Dude," he says, dropping what he's doing with an exasperated sigh, "look man I love ya an all, and Sam is cool and everything, but you two gotta straight up stop sucking face all the time over here!" >"What? We're not that bad are we?" I say instantly on the defensive and high strung >dead silent nod, Seb nods too >I'm lost for words >instinct is to get defensive and argue about it, but he's a really good friend, and when he's right he's right >his basement his rules is ironclad and respected by all who enter >I feel like shit at that moment, that sinking feeling when you know someone you respect is pissed at you >"I'm sorry man," I capitulate, "should I text her and tell her not to come over?" I go on overly submissive >"Nah man, don't be stupid," Will answers in a much lighter tone, "just don't hide in the corner and suck face all night, okay? If you're here to hang out, hang out with US man. I mean both of you." >"I'm sorry man it's just hard to keep my hands off her, I mean you seen her right?" >"Fuck you man," he fires back loudly, "that's exactly my point! Don't rub that shit in my face, fucking lucky asshole!" >okay I see now, aside from having a totally valid point, he's jealous too >we've been friends for a decade and this is the maddest he's ever been at me >"Okay man, you're right," I say back, still meek and submissive >"Yeah!" he says with Seb still nodding along >bit of a long awkward pause later, Will sparks a joint and hands it to me silently >I take a small toke, hand it Seb and say "look guys I'm really sorry, and seriously, we aren't gonna let a girl get between us are we?" >"up to you, man," Will says casually but still pissed off, Seb nods >we toke up in awkward angry silence, I'm too chickenshit to say anything otherwise it might blow up into a fight >but then the THC starts kicking in >"I'm really sorry Will," I start almost begging, "I know you like her too or whatever but I'm seriously in love with her."
Parker Sanders
cont... >"What? Did you just say you're in love with her? Are you serious?" >"Dead" >"Did you tell her that?" >"She said it first." >"And you said it back?" >"Yeah and I meant it." >"Holy shit, you guys really are serious then, this isn't just some fling?" >"Dead fucking serious man, I literally just spent $200 paying off both of our phone bills cause I can't stop talking to her." >"Haha you fucking idiot!" Seb chimes in, "if it's got tits or tires it's gonna cost ya!" >"And she doesn't even really have tits!" I smartass fire back >at that point the tension in the room eases a bit and we're back on friendly terms >I tell them about Sam's fight with her mom about the phone bill and how we were barely saved from that >I tell them how we've been talking non-stop and dating for about a month >I tell them everything short of fingering her and getting my dick sucked >I won't let anyone think she's anything other than absolutely pure and perfect >I wasn't one to brag back then anyway, and I'm sure Will didn't want to hear it >before that first doobie is done there's a knock on the door >I'm closest to the door so I check who it is, and it's my girl >instead of letting her in I push her back and step outside and say "hold on a sec" >"What's wrong, user?" Sam asks, 100% accurate vibe check >"Nothing's wrong sweetie," I reassure her and give her a quick kiss, "but we can't keep cuddling and kissing here, Will just tore me a new one, he's pissed..." >"pissed at us?" >"Yeah he says we gotta stop 'sucking face' over here and he's right." >"Oh shit, should we just leave then?" she asks all worried now
Kayden Hernandez
cont... >"No, we hashed it out, and I'm not flaking out on him now. You can leave if you want but I'm gonna stay - if I ditch him for you right now he's gonna be even more pissed." >"but can't I stay?" she pouts >"Of course, just no more sucking face okay?" >"Okay fine," she says, sounding almost angry >I lead her inside and we sit down next to each other on the sofa >no climbing in my lap, she barely even touches me, and Will just looks over at me with a knowing "way to control your girl" kind of nod >so we hang out as ever that evening as the regular group of friends come and go, and it's hard keeping our hands off each other >but we behave ourselves so strictly that when Amanda stops by, ever the shit disturber, she picks up on something being different right away and straight up asks us, "did you two break up or something?" >"No!" Sam almost screams and wraps her arms around my neck as if to prove a point >"Definitely not," I add as I give Sam a quick peck on the cheek and peel her back off me >"I told user they gotta stop sucking face in here," Will butts in, starts laughing, "and now it's like they're allergic to touching each other!" >a good hearty lol at our expense is had by all >not fun being the punchline of a joke, but at the same time it's such a relief because it doesn't seem like a big deal anymore. >Sam is not one to back down and be a little bitch tho, so while starting Will down she defiantly gets up, and sits in my lap, wraps her arms around me and nuzzles up to my neck >as if Will's accurate and hilarious remark gave her permission >I look at Will like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ayden Brown
cont... >I let her get comfortable and brush my fingers through her hair >Will just looks at us, sighs, smiles, and gives us a joking little tsk tsk finger stroke gesture that doesn't allude to any hidden seething rage, hopefully >so I let her stay there and literally neither of us move for pretty much the rest of the night >we do stick to "no face sucking" tho, and hang out like normal for the rest of the evening >and yeah hang out with everyone not off in our own little world >that seems to strike a happy balance >I even point out to Will that Sam in my lap saves more comfortable seats for everyone else >(comfy seats are a hotly contested resource in the dungeon with so many people hanging out) >so Will doesn't seem as pissed off anymore, but he doesn't seem too happy either, and things aren't ever really the same after we leave that night >in the next while we stop by the dungeon a few more times, but it's the last few times we ever hang out there >no fights, no arguments or falling out or anything really, we just stopped hanging out there slowly enough that it kinda faded without noticing >everyone was still friends and got along, but me and Sam got so busy spending time together and Will always had tons of other people over so it didn't seem to matter >so much for not letting a girl get between us >technically we're friends but what kind of a friend is someone you don't see or talk to anymore? >but back in the moment, none of that even enters my mind, I'm retarded in love and care only about one thing
Ian Taylor
cont...
My dudes, don't ever make a bros before hoes pact with your buddies without understanding the gravity of real life circumstances of such things. It's no joke, like you literally can't go from goofing off with your idiot friends 24/7 and expect to form a relationship with anyone outside that without the social dynamic changing at least somehow. I didn't even know I had made a choice yet, but I had chosen Sam over Will plain and simple. I was lucky and it was the right choice and I regret nothing, but life lesson learned. Sorry I got a bit preachy there, now back to the story.
Cameron Clark
cont... Chapter 3 - Eternal Truth or Dare >all this time, me and Sam are still dying for some alone time together >I can't ever seem to get to borrow the car on a good day >Sam's mom is so drunk that even her social life suffers and she never heads out at night anymore and Sam is never home alone >neither am I, pesky and nosy older sis always home even when the parents are gone >and ever since that night out at the boat ramp in the station wagon, both of us are dying to pick that up where we left off >literally weeks go by and most we do is the usual kiss goodnight >we pretend to be okay with it because "taking it slow is good" >but we're horny af teens, myself especially >we start to talk about sex over the phone a bunch now that I'm paying both phone bills >it never leads to any full on phone sex, but I do touch myself when talking to her sometimes >even more than talking, we text back and forth about sex way more, especially the uncomfortable questions that are good to stew on and think about before you reply >but no amount stewing or thinking changes the zero lies policy >our relationship is one big game of Truth or Dare where the dare is to break up if we ever stop telling the truth >I've never shared my deepest darkest secrets with anyone like that before, and it feels amazing >we talk about our sexual histories, limited and awkward tho they may be >we admit things to each other we thought we'd never tell another soul, and weirdly our histories have an odd similarity
Jaxson Clark
cont... >when Sam was 9 - 10ish her and two other girls in the neighborhood did a little bit of experimenting, going as far as humping, rubbing clits, and even licking each others clits to orgasm >she knew a little bit about masturbating even before then but these two girls apparently taught her a whole bunch more >definitely not gay, but she did enjoy doing it until the two other girls got caught by parents one day and it all stopped >never been more turned on than reading her messages about all of it, coomed to the mere thought of it multiple times after the fact >she's worried it'd bug me but I'm happy to explain that nothing could be farther from the truth >but then it's my turn to explain my dirty past, and unfortunately I had much more to admit to her than that one dirty act I'd already confessed to >literally never been more nervous typing something out as I was with those messages >so for the first time ever I confessed - I had said that I'm a virgin, but that's only true if you only count girls >yup, I had my own little gay experiences a few years back, and once I admitted it to her the details just flowed out of me >I wrote out all about how me and one old friend she never met started fooling around at sleepovers when we were around 11 or 12 >typical "it's not gay if we don't kiss" rebellious gay experiments, but actually a little more than that, and really it's a whole other story all on its own >it went on for years until he moved away, and by the time we were 13 - 14 we were sucking each other's dicks and fucking each other up the ass on the regular >not gonna lie it was a lot of fun, wouldn't have kept it going so long and had so many sleepovers with him if it wasn't >and yeah my own cum wasn't the only cum I'd tasted or swallowed, and it's been up my ass too >not exactly just some innocent experiments, it was pretty hardcore
Isaiah Collins
cont... >so yeah not exactly a virgin depending on your definition, and actually quite far from pure and innocent >if it wasn't for our discussion in the car that night a while back, I would have seriously hesitated spilling all this, thinking Sam would be totally grossed out by the gay stuff I used to do >but admitting it all to her was absolutely cathartic and totally cemented the importance of our zero lies policy >much to my surprise she was absolutely fascinated by all of it, not grossed out one bit >she wanted to hear it all, like as if she got as much of a kick out of imagining it as guys get from lesbian porn >she knew I wasn't gay (bi maybe but that's fine) and she couldn't believe I'd actually admit all of that to her >I thought this would be awkward as fuck but Sam is so understanding, open minded, and just an absolute sweetheart >she doesn't even consider the virgin thing a lie and isn't at all angry >and with that all out in the open we really felt like we could know absolutely everything about each other, honesty really does work (Preaching again but I'll make it quick: Seriously my dudes, you don't know what love is until you know what it's like to never lie to someone. I cannot understate this enough. Sorry, now back to the story)
James Flores
ok
Jaxson Nelson
cont... Chapter 4 - The Good One >we both know that now with all this build up and barely ever having a chance to even cuddle, when something finally does happen it's going to be full on nuclear scorched earth explosive >and we can't wait, so we start texting dirty back and forth about what we want to do to each other >again we never take it to full on sexting, but oh my God this girl's mind is rotten >she starts asking me about anal - does it hurt? did you like it? how does it feel? ... do you think I could do it? >I haven't even penetrated vag yet and she's fucking asking me about taking the D in the pooper >I reply - I'd love to teach you one day! >various back and forths like this happen on an almost nightly basis, the anticipation is murderous but it's so much fun ---But then one day it finally happens--- >my parents leave to visit friends a state over for an entire weekend >and Saturday night my bookworm nerd ass sister finally has somewhat of a social life to attend to and is going to sleep over at a friend's >as soon as I find this out on Saturday morning I run and hide in my room to quietly call Sam >"Babe, make up some excuse, you're coming over to my place tonight. Got the house to myself all night!" >"OMG I'll call you right back." *click* >2 min later she calls back, "I told my mom I'm spending the night at Tiff's, when can I come over?" >"Not yet, my sister is still here, but you wanna meet somewhere and hang out?" >we meet up at the park halfway between our houses and set off on a walk to kill the day >sis won't be gone til at least dinner time so we have hours to kill before I can take Sam home >we hop on the bus to the cinema for a cheap afternoon matinee >watch something we've probably already seen twice >then some food at the mall food court later
Ian Butler
cont... >just killing time ought to have been boring, but I'm never bored around Sam >literally could just stare at her silently and be happy forever >not killing enough time yet, we decide to skip the bus and walk all the way homeward, not a short distance (probably 4 miles) >but there's a beautiful back route down a trail along a river most of the way back, and we love hiking together >we probably should have walked slower, cause by the time we get close to my house, I can see my sister's car is still parked outside >and before we have a chance to turn around, oh sweet fuck here is my sister walking out of the house, just leaving now >oh fuck here we go, she gonna see us walking together and we're busted, life over >fuckfuckfuck thinkfast "go the other way!" I tell Sam >"What?" >"Walk the other way! Before my sister sees us together! Go around back I'll meet you around back!" >"What? I won't know which house is yours!" >"Fuck! Go before she sees us! I'll meet you out back!" >full on ignore her and try to walk away casual nonchalant toward the house feeling absolutely guilty as sin leaving my sweetheart behind >sister is packing shit in her car >"Hey, it's unlocked" my sis says referring to the front door as I walked up grasping keys >deep breath, holy fuck, close one, don't think she saw Sam with me >I go in and sis comes back to grab one other thing before she actually leaves the house for good >wait til she's good and gone, run out to the backyard >No Sam to be seen >run across the yard, look down the alleyway, there she is looking lost halfway down the alley >I wave to her and leave the gate open, check for nosy neighbors and head back to the house quick
Daniel Lee
Love you OP
Jacob Reyes
cont... >feels like it takes Sam infinity plus forever to walk a block and across the yard >but then there she is, at the back door, entering my house for the first time *angelic light ahh-aaa noises* >"Is she gone?" Sam asks nervously >"Yeah come in!" >she slams the door behind her and jumps at me, climbing me like a monkey >we hug and kiss and make out with weeks worth of pent up energy >immediately she starts pushing me towards the sofa in the living room >haven't even settled in yet >but I am nothing if not patient so I resist >"hold on hold on, slow down you maniac!" I say as I stop her, "I have a better idea..." >"Oh? And what's that?" she asks with a mischievous grin >"I am stanked up from that long walk, I need a shower... Do you want to, like, join me?" >her eyes light up, "Yeah let's go!" she agrees with anticipatory glee >"Follow me," I say and lead her up to the upstairs bathroom next to my bedroom. >"is that your room?" she asks, peeking in >"Yup," I reply as I step into the bathroom and start the hot water running, Sam curiously looking around >I start peeling off layers and when I pull my shirt over my head Sam appears in front of me in the bathroom >"So what?" I ask her as I'm about to drop my pants, "are you gonna join me or is my bedroom more interesting?" >"I'll see your bedroom later," she says sexy as fuck as she walks up to kiss me >"Okay let's wash up first tho, right?" >"But I like the way you stink," she says, hugging me and taking a nice deep breath of my musky BO >ok weirdo >she starts undoing buttons and dropping layers furiously, and I snake out of my pants and boxers into full nudity
Benjamin Thompson
Swear to god captcha thinks I'm a spammer and this is getting stupid... Hope I get the rest out before a ban or 404...
Eli Hernandez
cont... >she just stares and admires me, seeing me fully nude for the first time, and in good bright light >I try to play it cool, check and adjust the water temp as she continues to strip too >seconds later she's totally naked as well, and oh my God what a sight to behold >pure white and perfect skin, so smooth and slender, perfect tiny little tits, not a trace of public hair, and such a pretty little pussy framed by the most perfect little thigh gap >my dick is fully hard almost instantly, she watches it grow >she just stands there and lets me stare at her for a moment >"you are so goddamn beautiful," I blurt out >she blushes and steps towards me, "Thanks." >we reach out and grab each other and press our naked bodies together in a warm hug >she's short enough that my dick collides with her belly, and she mushes it up between us as we kiss >but it's time to hop in the shower, water is wasting >she's got a shiny little drop of my pre-cum glistening on her flat belly as we step into the shower one after another >the warm water soaks our naked bodies, and I let her stand in front and have the water first >she faces into the water and I'm right behind her, trying not to backstab her with my quivering meat sword >she sees what's obviously my brand of body wash, grabs it off the shelf and hands it to me >I get a handful of lather going and start soaping up her shoulders and back >she's so soft and her skin is so perfect I can't believe the perfection I'm laying my hands on >she just stands there loving the attention >I get most of her back soaped up, slowly working my way to her ass, and she turns around to face me >she gets some bodywash lathered up in her hands too and tells me "keep going" >I start washing her front now too, and she reaches up to my neck and shoulders and starts doing the same >we soap each other up, and I start massaging her tiny but perfect little breasts >her small dark brown nipples start getting hard and I play with them a little bit
Jayden Ross
cont... >she start rubbing my chest, then my belly, going lower >before she can get to my dick I turn around - "can you get my back pls?" >she starts rubbing soap all over my back, doesn't stop when she gets to my ass >her little hands rub soap all over my ass, even between the cheeks, she even starts washing the back of my legs >and I just let her, waiting for my chance to return the favor >I turn around, grab her by the shoulders and shuffle her around to switch spots >my hard dick slides across her belly as we slide past, and now I'm under the stream of water and ready to soap the rest of her up >"My turn," I say with a smile as I get another handful of lather going >with her facing me I pick up where I left off, rubbing soap all over every inch of that perfect petite body of hers >I lather up her sexy slender neck, and easily reach around to her back with her still facing me >as I soap up her back I pull her closer, until my cock is just grazing her >slowly I work down her back to her ass, and with a firm grip I wash both perfect little cheeks as I pull her even closer >as I start reach between the cheeks a bit and down under her ass she presses her body into mine, with my throbbing hard dick sliding up between us >OMG the sensation of so much warm and wet skin touching is out of this world >I keep rubbing and washing whatever part of her I can reach, and she wraps her arms around me doing the same >we kiss and tangle our bodies into a writhing wet tangle of flesh, hot water streaming over our naked and now clean bodies >we start grinding together as the soap starts to rinse away, and it's the sexiest and most exciting feeling ever, just rubbing and feeling up so much wet naked flesh >but she hasn't touched my dick yet (other than smushing up against it) >and I got close but haven't touched her pussy yet
Jacob Sullivan
cont... >after many sexy minutes of making out pressed together under the warm water I whisper in Sam's ear, "y'know, we're still not totally clean yet" >I pull away from her and look down right at my swollen hard cock pointing out at her >she just looks at it knowingly as I grab the bottle of body wash and squirt some into my hand >she holds out her hand and I squeeze a little bit into her tiny palm as well >simultaneously we reach down >she grabs a hold of my dick near the base of the shaft, and I reach down and place my hand on her soft, luscious little snatch >softly I rub the soap all around her pussy area, and she fondles and soaps up every bit of my dick >she even cups my balls, feeling everything out like a little explorer >as we wash each other up I'm not exactly rubbing her clit or anything >and she definitely isn't jacking me off >but I am diamond grade hard and she's leaking wet so much it's obvious despite all the water >this is all so mischievous and exciting we're having way too much fun >we keep on fondling and feeling each other up until the soap is long since rinsed away, just getting a kick out of touching each other >and all this time, we've locked eye contact like a staring contest and stare into each other's souls >after what feels like an eternity just gentle fondling and teasing each other, I ask Sam, "should we go dry off?" >"Yeah let's get out of here," she replies softly >we finish rinsing off, kill the water and step out of the shower >I grab my towel and throw it at Sam >she catches it and starts drying off from top to bottom, rubbing that beautiful and stupidly short blond hair dry first >I just sit my soaking wet ass down on the closed lid of the toilet right in front of her and admire the beauty of her wet naked little body >when her head finally pops out of the towel with her hair all cutely disheveled I grab the towel to help finish drying her off
Dominic Perry
cont... >gently I rub and blot the water off her wet skin, bit by bit and enjoying every little curve >I wrap the towel around her and rub her back dry too, shaking her little frame as she stands there and lets me do it >working my way down I dry off her ass, then bend down to dry each slender but strong little leg one at a time >poor Sam starts shivering adorably, maybe she's cold, maybe it's nervous energy >she's dry enough that I grab my bathrobe from the hook and caringly wrap it around her, guiding her shaking arms down the soft baggy sleeves >"Are you okay?" I ask with concern as the shivering turns to full body shaking >"Yeah," she utters through chattering teeth, "just a little nervous that's all..." >"Aww, don't be nervous," I say as I grab the half soaked towel to dry myself off, "why are you nervous? You're gorgeous and I love you!" >she just shivers more >"Here," I tell her as I spin her around, "grab your clothes, go warm up in my bedroom if you want." >"No user it's okay I'll stay with you," she fights through the shivers >"Okay, but whatcha so nervous about sweetie?"
Jonathan Hill
Bump
Jonathan Jones
cont... >"I dunno, I just suddenly got paranoid," she said, borderlining on an anxiety attack, "like what if your sister or parents came home and found me here? What if someone saw me come over and rats us out?" >now I'm trying not to freak out either, her anxiety is contagious >"Relaaaax," I say in an overly confident tone, "nobody saw you, nobody is coming home to catch us, just relax, okay?" >"But, like, I mean I've never even been over at your place before and now we're already both naked here and what if someone saw me or what if someone finds out I was here?" she's having a mild run on sentence freak out >"Nobody is going to know you're here, seriously, it's okay," I try to reassure her. >"You're not even a little nervous, user?" >"Are you kidding? Of course I am!" brief pause "but isn't that part of the fun?" >"What, you gonna hide me in the closet if someone comes home? Like some stupid movie?" she says, trying to laugh through the nervous energy >"that..." I say back matter-of-factly, "that, might actually work..." >she tilts her head to one side and shoots me the "really, user?" look >omfg she is so fucking adorable I'm melting >I tell her to grab her clothes and go to my room, only this time it's less of a suggestion and more of an order >she doesn't have to, but she obediently obeys and leaves me to dry off alone >as I wipe up, I have a moment with myself in the mirror and can't even believe what's going on >I debate if I should rub one out in 8 seconds flat to avoid impending potential blue balls of apocalyptic scale >but no, learn some self control, goddamn it >there ain't no talking this boner down tho, but I'm worried about Sam and what's going on in her head >I wrap my towel around my waist tight, try to keep the erection down, and head into my bedroom
Josiah Ward
cont... >at this point I don't know what to expect, will she be back in her clothes, or maybe naked in my bed... >nope, Sam is just sitting on my bed still wearing my robe and just looking around at my posters and old toys and things >"Hey," I say as I head to my dresser for fresh boxers and a t-shirt >"Hey," she says >"You okay?" >"Yeah..." >"Still nervous?" >"A bit, yeah..." >"You wanna get outta here?" I ask as I slide fresh boxers on under the towel >"No let's stay." >"Okay!" >"I like your room," she says smiling at me, "but why are you putting clothes on?" as I pull on a fresh t-shirt >"Cause you're wearing my only bath robe. And you said you're nervous and I don't want to push you, like, you were kinda freaking out back there" >"Sorry I didn't mean to, I'm okay," she says with equal concern for my mental state >"Maybe we should just chill for a bit and just hang out?" I ask, still worried and trying to calm things down >"Actually that would be nice," she said and pointed to my rack of DVDs, "wanna watch a movie?" >"Sure!" I reply, "pick one." >we settle on True Lies because she likes Jamie Lee Curtis and and everyone likes Arnie, and she's never seen it before >I pop the movie in and we snuggle together in my bed, her still wearing nothing but my bath robe, and me in a t shirt and distinctly tented out boxers >but the erection does die down eventually as we laugh and get lost in the silly movie >got my favorite girl nuzzled up to me in my bed, watching one of my favorite movies, I've never been so warm and comfortable and happy >we stay almost motionless through the whole movie, just snuggled together and melting into each other again >her warm breath on my neck and slender body under my arm is about the nicest feeling in the universe
William Barnes
trips check and cont... >it's a pretty long movie, when it's over Sam gets up to go pee >I'm famished, we skipped dinner >I ask Sam if she wants something to eat when she comes back and she's starving too >frozen pizza to the rescue, we bring it up to my room when it's done and debate putting on another movie >nah, just flip on the tv see if anything good is on >we eat and watch something mindless >and when we're done eating Sam cuddles back up with me, still wearing nothing but my robe this whole time >only she's not watching the tv, she's starting right up at me looking pouty and face meltingly adorable >instadiamond boner >if that's her attempt at at fuck me eyes it's the cutest thing I've ever seen, and it's working >I grab the remote with my free hand, turn the tv off and kiss her on the forehead >she slides up and kisses me on the mouth >I grab her, pull her on top of me and kiss her hard >she starts ripping at my shirt so I toss my hands up so she can peel it off >she starts kissing my bare neck and chest and I get my arms back around her >I reach up to her soft shoulders and grab the robe by the inside of the neck, slowly start sliding it down off her >she sits up on top of me to get her arms out of the sleeves, and she's up in cowgirl position pressing her bare pussy against the bulge in my boxers >I absolutely rip my robe the rest of the way off her and fling it across the room >now she's starts tugging down on my boxers from the side, shuffling her negligible weight down out of the way >I almost coom from her squirming on top of me and sliding off my underwear, and I lift my ass enough for her to peel them down >she watches as my hard dick pops out and stands ready >then slowly she lays back down onto me, pressing my cock into my belly with her belly
Colton Diaz
cont... >and as she slowly slides up into kissing range, my dick slides down her stomach >her little bulge rides up my shaft with almost too much pressure >the head of my cock feels the slightest hint of a tease of pussy lips as she slides up into the penetration zone >her wet lips meet mine in a sloppy kiss right as her wet pussy lips begin to tease the end of my dick >I grab two handfuls of ass to control her position, but she won't let me slide her down onto my cock >she stops kissing me and whispers "not yet," into my ear softly >"Okay," I whisper back and let her keep teasing my dick >she starts trying to find a good position to grind and hump me without actually letting me penetrate, but the warm wet pussy lips teasing my cock is quickly too much for me >enough is enough and it's my turn to take control >I easily roll her over onto her back, and she just lets me and falls over next to me >with her out of my way I finally slide my underwear the rest of the way off and toss it aside >then I knee-walk over to her in between her adorable little feet, and slide my hands up her legs >"I still owe you one, remember?" I say as I grab her knees and start lifting her legs up and out >she smiles and nods, seems a little nervous but says nothing and lets me spread her legs wide up and open >I slowly stroke her inner thighs, admiring the beauty of the little pink pussy in front of me >it's so perfect, smooth, hairless, tight unstretched lips, puckered little hole in the middle and just the hint of a little pink hooded clit near the top >I touch her swelling pussy lips a little bit with my thumbs as I stroke the inside of her thighs closer and closer >but I'm about to devour this pussy for desert, so I bend down to start kissing her legs
Ryder Nguyen
po
Blake Young
cont... >I splay out on my stomach as I start kissing one inner thigh and the other, slowly working my way closer >I inch up until my nose and lips gently brush past her spread open vagina >she still smells so good, all clean and fresh outta the shower >can't believe I'm actually about to do this, here goes nothing! >I stick my tongue out and carefully lick one pussy lip then the other, and then one good lick right down the center of her already wet slit >absolutely delicious, and that last lick definitely did something for her >wasting no more time I dive right in and lick right up her slit again, right up to her clit >that's it, that's obviously the spot >again just emulating the porn I've seen, I kiss and lick and suck all over her amazing delicious little pussy, pretending I know what to do >she's definitely enjoying it, especially when I rub her clit flat on my tongue >as the pleasure increases she grabs my head with both hands and firmly starts grinding my face into her crotch >I can barely breathe and my tongue is getting a workout like never before, but her flowing juices taste so good and I'm loving every second of it >soon she's quivering and tensing up >her back arches, legs tense up, toes curl over >and she's still pushing on the back of my head as I grind my tongue against her hard little clit >the telltale kegel spasms kick in next, her pussy almost shaking in my mouth >she writhes around and almost bucks me off, and completely loses control and starts moaning like I've never heard before >the noises she makes sound like half agony half pleasure and I can't believe how loud she's getting >these are no fake porn moans, I'm seriously making her cum >she won't let me stop even if I wanted to >as she peaks I feel a big warm rush of pussy juice gushing out of her, and I swallow every delicious drop >she finally squirms and pushes me away as I lick her pussy clean, and she lays there shivering and out of breath
Benjamin Ward
cont... >I get the blanket out to cover her shaking little naked body and wipe the slimy juices off my face onto my arm >I snuggle up beside her and hug her under the blanket, she's still shivering but not cold, actually glowing hot and still coming down off an obviously amazing orgasm >rather proud of myself, I am >"Wow, that was awesome," she said quietly as soon as she could breath normally again >"Yeah that was fun," I add, and kiss her >she rolls over and presses into me, more kissing >I lay on my back as she snuggles up to me on her side, and she puts one leg over me >I can feel the heat from her still quivering pussy right on my side, resisting the temptation to reach down and touch it some more >but as we make out and hold each other, her hand starts reaching under the blanket towards my cock >she wraps her tiny hand around my shaft, can't even get her fingers all the way around >gently she starts moving her hand up and down, doing her best to give me a hand job >she's not great at it, she's got a weird grip angle and I don't even care, she's touching my hard dick, good enough >after a few minutes of this she's finally stopped shivering again >and then she slowly slides her body back on to of mine again and we keep making out >it feels amazing with so much bare skin pressed together >better yet she gets right in position to brush over the head of my dick with her soft and still wet pussy lips again >she's not grinding on me so much this time, but she keeps moving and squirming around on top of me just barely kissing the tip of my dick with her pussy >I start grabbing her by her perfect little ass again, hoping she's not just teasing this time and might let me slide her down onto my cock for real >but again she resists my re positioning efforts >"...wait," she whispers to me >"What? You okay?" >"Yeah just go slowly okay? I don't want it to hurt" >literally almost coom just from hearing those words
Jacob Baker
cont... >"Are we really going to do this?" I ask, always concerned and leaving her an out >"Yeah," she says quietly, "but don't cum inside me okay?" (should I have bought condoms? nah fuck that!) >"Okay then, but that's up to you too, you have to stop moving if I say so okay?" >"Okay I'll try" >"No seriously, if you don't stop when I say so, won't be able to stop myself, okay?" >"Okay..." >and with that agreed she keeps on teasing the head of my dick with her pussy lips, but I grab her by the ass again and slowly start to slide her down >this time she lets me, and fist I can just feel my dick sliding up her slit between her pussy lips >it's still all wet and slippery, and a good couple degrees warmer than the rest of her body >my dick is so hard that it slides down past her slit and pops up vertical between her legs >she's so small I can easily reach over her ass between her legs and push my dick back down into position, slipping past her taint back in between her pussy lips >I push her down onto it ever so gently, and oh my God I can feel the head of my dick center itself on the edge of her hole >she squirms and twists her hips, the tip of my head begins to slide in >she's so tight, but so slippery, and she holds her breath as I go a tiny bit deeper >her warm wet insides slide tightly down over the tip of my dick and we just stop and hold it there >holy shit it's actually happening, I'm actually sticking my bare hard dick into her soaking wet pussy >both of us just take a second to remember to breathe, motionless >we lock eye contact again, she smiles, I smile >and she gently slides a little lower, letting another inch or two of my shaft slide in deeper >I'm still worried about hurting her, but she's on top and I try to stay motionless and give her complete control >staring into each other's eyes and smiling like idiots, she starts moving
Colton Robinson
cont... >she slides up and down, gently pushing and pulling just the top 1/3rd of my shaft in and out by a tiny bit >I am in absolute ecstasy >I almost want to grab her and violently thrust the rest of my shaft all the way up her, but I resist and enjoy >she's being so slow and careful that thank God I don't instanut >but it won't take much more until I do, and I never want this feeling to end >this goes on for quite a while, her slowly riding me, gently up and down >and as she gets more comfortable she starts pushing me a tiny bit deeper on every 3rd or 4th thrust >a few minutes in and now half or more of my length is inside her, and it's so tight and wet that I am starting to feel closer and closer to an orgasm >finally it get to the point where I have to tell her to slow down, don't stop just slow down >she obediently obeys and just lays on top of me, stops thrusting so much >I lay motionless with my dick throbbing inside her and try not to cum >but now she starts worming and wiggling her way farther down the length of my shaft >I'm still just about to blow as she's trying to sink my whole cock balls deep >slowly she slides it deeper and deeper and the amazing tight warmth envelops most of my shaft >right as her pussy lips are about to smoosh into the base of my shaft she suddenly stops with a twitch >I feel the head of my dick bottom out inside her and hit a wall >suddenly her entire pussy clamps down on my dick with the force of a black hole as I smash into her cervix >hhhnnnng holy shit she is so fucking strong it almost hurts >my dick swells and throbs inside of her, she winces a bit >"Oh my God stop," I say quietly with some concern, "are you okay?" I whisper to her as she releases her iron pussy grip and slides back up a tiny bit >"That was too deep," she whines, "that hurt." >"But are you okay?" >"Yeah," she says adorably trying to sound sexy >and she slowly starts moving and pumping again >"Stop!" I almost yell, "I said stop..."
Alexander Reed
cont... >she stops, but I can feel that she doesn't want to >"I wish I could get birth control pills," she whispers in my ear >"that would be awesome," I say back >at this point I decide I need to regain some control just in case she does just make me explode prematurely >so I gently push her torso up and off me, getting her upright into cowgirl position >carefully, trying not to shove my still inserted dick too deep again >and when she's up and kneeling over me I slide up and sit up vertical as well >I grab her by the small of her back and pull her toward me >lifting her weight against me with one arm I get her up high enough to almost cross my legs under her >she plops her perfect little ass down in my lap facing and straddling me, and all this time my dick is still throbbing inside her >we make out and hold each other tight, but I won't let her move or thrust even a little bit >at least not until I've backed far enough away from the edge >when I finally start twisting my hips a little bit and sliding in and out her again, she picks up on it and really gets a rhythm going >she's in a perfect position where I can't go too deep and hurt her again, so she really starts going for it >she bounces up and down, sliding as much of my hard dick in and out as she dares, faster and faster >she's so wet her pussy juice is dripping down my balls, making a wet spot on my bed >it starts getting intense, downright athletic, we're both starting to sweat like crazy >I kiss her all over her little slender neck and even her salty sweat tastes so good >I'm surprised how long I am managing to last, and we keep it up like this for a while >it's like we're melting into each other again, it's the most amazing feeling of my life >I'm so lost in the pure ecstasy of the moment I fall back flat onto my back again
Noah Campbell
Loving it, user.
Luke Russell
cont... >Sam stays up in cowgirl position and braces herself with her hands on my chest, clawing at me delightfully >but now I've given up control again as she keeps riding my dick as deep as she dare go >this can only happen for so long, but I let it happen >and she just keeps going harder and faster >ok, this time it's really happening, I am gonna cum and there's no stopping it now >you know it's going to be a powerful orgasm when you've already hit the point of no return well before actually exploding >7, 6, 5 >with only a couple thrusts left until I break my promise and fill her with cum, I warn her "Stop! I'm gonna cum!" >4, 3... >she stops moving and freezes in position, but doesn't get up off my dick still twitching inside her >2... >"No, get off, I'm cumming!" HHHMNNNNNNNGGGG too late I can't even throw her off now >1... >literally right in the nick of time she pulls up and off my dick >0 >blastoff >the exact instant she slides off the tip of my dick the very fabric of space-time ruptures >in an almost out-of-body orgasm, I look down to see an explosive blast of cum fire straight up and hit her in the pussy only an inch away >pulled out but still on target, the stream of cum splatters up and away and lands on my stomach >she doesn't even have time to move out of the way as the next pulses of cum shoot out and hit her thigh, her bulge, her flat stomach, right in her pussy again >she doesn't even move and watches the splattering cum get everywhere and soak both of us >and the cum just keeps coming, easily the most pent up and biggest cumshot I've ever experienced >something like 15 to 18 pulses later, Sam says "see, that's way more than a tablespoon" and she's right >literally out of breath and feeling reborn and reset into a new universe and alternate reality, I have no words >first thing out of my idiot mouth as soon as I regain myself - "holy shit, I gotta clean this up"
Joseph Gutierrez
cont... >hands still clawed into my chest, she stops me from even thinking about getting up >she bends over to me and kisses me on the lips, and grabs my wrists as if to try and pin me to the bed (hilarious and adorable because I could literally toss her across the room without effort) >she kisses my neck, my collar bone, my chest >she licks one of my nipples and keeps on working her way down >omg she really is actually this disgusting, and I absolutely love it >with no more hesitation she starts licking and lapping up the gobs of cum all over my stomach, still holding my hands down as if to stop me from stopping her >and she keeps on working her way down cleaning up the mess all around my still hard cock, swallowing every bit as she goes >if there's a better way to clean up I've never heard of it >and for the finale she ever so carefully grabs my dick and sideways sucks the rest of the cum and pussy juice mix clean off >then she kneels back up and wipes her mouth with her hand >I still cannot even fathom what is happening this is all too good to be true >she's still a mess with cum all over her pussy, thighs, and up to her stomach >and she just stays there kneeling over me and looking at it >I just stare at her sexiness as she poses there for me, still just looking at the cum that's now dripping down her legs >is this some kind of hint she's getting at? >I'm still stupidly worried about making a mess on my bed so I free up one hand out of her grip and gently wipe one of the running dribbles up off her thigh >then the bit on the other side, and without even thinking about it I lick my finger clean >a huge mischievous smile hits Sam's face as she watches me >she's obviously loving that I'm willing to do all the same dirty things she does for me, we can be disgusting perverts together
David Davis
cont... >her look makes me want to keep being naughty, so I scoop both her knees out from under her so she falls backwards, landing on her back between my legs >I toss her legs apart and into the air as I re position myself now that her head is at the foot of the bed >starting at the knees I start kissing the inside of her legs up in the air >working my way down but up her legs, I suck up and lick clean any remaining dribble of my cum >I get all the way down the her pussy and give it one good solid lick and suck up some more cum off the outside >I lick right down into the line where her legs meet crotch >and all over her little pubic bulge, and on up her lower stomach until she's clean >she grabs me by the armpits and pulls me up to her head level and cranes her neck out to start kissing me >we grab onto each other tight, I fall onto her and try not to crush her, and we just melt together again >the aftertaste of my cum doesn't bother either of us as we kiss passionately for a good long time >I would have stayed there forever if I didn't need to go try to empty by bladder through my still erect cock >so reluctantly I get up after some minutes of making out >Sam turns back the right way in bed and curls up under the blanket, and I walk off to the bathroom [scene missing]
Owen Perry
cont... >I get back and my beautiful girl is just laying there as adorable as ever, all snug, maybe even asleep >I'm still naked but the boner has faded, and I start climbing into bed with her >before I can touch her she gets up, grabs my bathrobe and goes to take her turn in the bathroom >eternity passes, I'm almost getting worried >as I'm about to check on her she comes back smiling >she drops the bathrobe on the floor as she gets to the bed, and she is as naked and beautiful as ever >but I don't see much as she quickly joins me under the blanket >she snuggles up beside me and says "I used your toothbrush, is that okay?" (I had just used it) >"Of course!" >it's not even that late yet, but I guess it's bedtime >not that we fall asleep soon or anything, we spend what must be hours cuddling and talking quietly >we don't even really talk about all what just happened, that was pure perfection and we let it rest >eventually exhaustion from a long walk and a hard fuck finally catches up to us >we fall asleep spooning, of course her being the little spoon >literally get the best night of sleep of my whole life
Here's where I should say >cut to the morning after... and go on about what happened next, but I'm going to leave it here on a semi-cliffhanger for now. The next morning had a little excitement too, but I gotta stop somewhere because I could just keep typing forever and end up nowhere. I have years worth of stories so I'll save some for next time. Thanks for reading anons, hope you enjoyed it. Oh and for the record I showed Sam everything I wrote and the threads from the other day and she thought it was hilarious, so this is all posted with her permission. She says to say hi to everyone, so Sam says hi.
I'll stick around tonight while this thread is up if anyone has any questions.
I haven't had a chance to read it all yet, but I've saved it to a doc file for later. Remind me your ages?
Blake Stewart
Yes, very happily so. As I mentioned earlier at the end of volume 1, we kept our relationship secret enough to not get busted for well over a year. Right when she turned 14 and legal tho we kinda "came out of the closet" about it which went surprisingly well. Eventually I met her mom, she met my family, and the older we got the less the age difference meant anything. And 6 years ago we got married! No kids yet but that's in the plan.
When we met I had just turned 16 and she was getting close to 13.
Awe, thats adorable, congrats to the both of you, Gives me flashbacks to the first girlfriend I had, but then she cheated on me, eh well. im happy for the both of you guys.
Andrew Hughes
Why would a 12 year old girl fall in love with a braindead 16 year old stoner randomly?
Yeah the girl I had right before Sam cheated on me too, sorry to hear that user.
I'll ask her and get back to you lol. No really it was initially nothing other than a physical attraction, but we got to know each other and we clicked, sparks flew, what can I say?
Logan Allen
thanks for the story
i'd be amusing to hear how it all started from her side, i think.
Jace Foster
How do we archive this like part 1 is?
Xavier Thomas
Archive as in pic or thebarchive.com? The archive catches all, just remember the post number.
Zachary Rodriguez
Open up photoshop, create a big ass new file that's like 3000x12000 resolution, screencap all the archive posts, move them to the new image file, ordering them in columns, and you're done.
Anthony Smith
Why don't you post this on /r9k/?
Noah Smith
Page ten here we come! I was hoping this thread might last but who knows. At least I got it all posted.
Blake Fisher
I don't really get /r9k/ now Cred Forums that I can wrap my head around lol
Andrew Harris
bump
Jace Hernandez
Jeez people just spring for a laptop. Ctrl A> right click > Save.
Adrian James
It's literally just a degenerate board like Cred Forums, except more focused on stories than imagedumping.
They'd probably eat this right up.
Anthony Morales
more, please!
Asher Lopez
Actually yeah had a little look around there while this thread idles along. Definitely worth a look, I might re-post there some other night.
Sebastian Reyes
I'll work on some more in my spare time but no promises on when I post more.
Jack Ross
Fuck off retard
Hudson Gutierrez
It's a spam bot this shit is in every thread. Ditto for the random ass YouTube links.
Isaiah Howard
based
Oliver Reed
i haven't seen a good story like this in years on /b, and i have been here since pedobear was still a thing. thanks for sharing it user.
Jacob Foster
Don’t even care if it’s real or not. That did the job. The visceral descriptions were top notch.
Cameron Hill
thanks for the story warms an icy cold heart after a break up
Kayden Bell
Aww sorry to hear that user. You'll find your own Sam one day.
Thanks my dudes.
Adam Cox
std
Camden Thomas
you know what's funny her name was sam
Jason White
Just want to say I enjoyed your story very much, user. Reminds me of my first sexual encounter. Me 15 her 12. Around the same time as you. You two are lucky to have each other. Hope your life together is long and happy. No homo.
Blake Butler
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Chase James
I'm glad anons are enjoying.
Anyway just in case the thread dies I just wanted to say thanks and goodnight, maybe see you around when I come back to post some more.
Angel James
When can we expect your return?
Daniel Taylor
I dunno I'll be back at work soon and won't have as much free time to write or lurk. I'll be around tho.
but we will get more, right? right? . . . . right?
Nathaniel Reyes
Can we have some pictures of her? Blur face or whatever but really want to get a good visual of this = )
Andrew Garcia
Well in the meantime, thank you for the chapter 1 + 2 of meeting your first love, and losing your V.
Ryder Morgan
No. Just use your imagination, project whatever dream girl of yours into your visual.
Isaiah Lee
Yes
Brayden Rodriguez
Damn. Best story on b ive ever read. Camping this time daily for new parts
I love both of you. Its 8 in the morning here and i start my day with this. Perfect
Blake Wright
beautiful story op. glad that you're still together
Jaxon Wood
I don't even care about the sex. I just wish I had that free companionship. This bit fucking got me: you wanna meet somewhere and hang out?" >we meet up at the park halfway between our houses and set off on a walk to kill the day >sis won't be gone til at least dinner time so we have hours to kill before I can take Sam home >we hop on the bus to the cinema for a cheap afternoon matinee >watch something we've probably already seen twice >then some food at the mall food court later
>just killing time ought to have been boring, but I'm never bored around Sam >literally could just stare at her silently and be happy forever >not killing enough time yet, we decide to skip the bus and walk all the way homeward, not a short distance (probably 4 miles) >but there's a beautiful back route down a trail along a river most of the way back, and we love hiking together
Im 28 and ive always been this fucking boring friendless loser. I feel like my life is over already. I missed all the time where i could have just wandered the town and hung out with people
Makes we want to fucking die. Maybe ill get to start again
Isaac Scott
Bummer. But you're 28 and life is far from over. Don't let missed opportunities and regrets of the past sour you from even trying to live a happy life now and into the future.
Gavin Perry
Working 9 to 5 isnt a life. I just want to walk away and keep walking forever. Ill be forest gump
Evan Murphy
Lol, kys faggot
Luke Jones
I'll have you know I'm an hero
Joshua Johnson
Honestly some hermits and hobos are the happiest people I've ever met
Christian Gray
Oh wait, you guys are still together? Nice, you lucky bastard god speed
I mean the acquisition of currency and all related activities. Insurance, tax, wages, work, "time off", societal worship of weekends, societal dread of mondays
All completely divorced from actual value
Currency is a disgusting illusion
William Robinson
Had me til the ... sucking each others dicks... and "fucking each other up the ass" who says that.. up the ass hahaha. Neckbeard
Robert Williams
You'll take your two out of seven days of freedom, and you'll love them bitch!
And everyone loves them
Sebastian Miller
Yikes sweaty, its le monday. Better get back in there, good boy. Ray of sunshine is up ahead, keep staring at it!
Julian Murphy
Fucking kill me
Adam Gutierrez
Kek, it's only a societal dread of Monday if you're a laborer or heavy machine operator or some such shit
Grayson Morgan
TLDR FAGGOT
Gavin Anderson
Yeah I bet your regularly programmed periods of wage generation are just so fulfilling, you love spending your time there and feel truely meaningful.
Henry Wilson
I mention in the last thread that this reminded me of my early days with my fiance but damn there are some similarities and I totally understand what you write. I know that feeling of young love and I feel it everyday I'm with her. Back then I treasured it a lot more because our relationship also had to be kept secret but unlike you, we could see each other much because she moved to a different HS in the same district (bad grades) and of family not letting me go anywhere in general until like my senior year in HS. (They were and are super religious. They're in a cult like religion called Jehovah's witnesses.) I'm honestly jealous that you got to spend a shit load of time with your girl, but I can't complain because as much as I would've like to spend every moment with her in HS, I spend every moment with her happy, love in my heart and lust in my eyes.
