Pretty sure my boss is coming onto me. Please fucking help. This is no joke and I wanna keep my god damn job. (Made a...

Pretty sure my boss is coming onto me. Please fucking help. This is no joke and I wanna keep my god damn job. (Made a.joke calling him daddy. Is how this shit started. Nearly forgot to block.his number ;)

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R U a homosexual

You sure seemed into it.

I swear I'm not. Was tying to play along without seeming gay
But obviously that failed.

Lol fuck off. Because I was playing along. I wanna keep my fucking job..

Just go away cuck. Noone is fooled by this gay shit

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By the looks of things you're coming onto your boss.

I tired changing the subject to video games. That's what I was trying to do

The first message off you said you could look after each others anuses and you're claiming you were just playing along?

Prepare yourself for some anal rapage

I love and hate all you retarded niggers. Please for the love of chris help me. I' swear to god I'm straight.

Please no user.. help me :( I'm drunk as fuck, straight, and need to turn him down while keeping my job!

Ain't straight anymore if you want to keep your job.

I see OP is still suckin dicks. Go call your boyfriend gaylord, and gtfo Cred Forums

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Well fuck.. comes to that I'd rather lose it. My fault for trying to be "normal" for once. The rest my life I try sticking to be with you jack asses.

>do faggot things
>get faggot results
BIG THINK

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I bet ur faggot ass forgot where pol is queer.

:(

How fucking retarded are you? Jesus..

Just as retarded as your stupid ass for being on Cred Forums

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alright post soles, anus, penis, balls ill see if i can help

sounds like you better bounce on daddys cock if you want to keep your job op

Welp, I guess you fucking got me. Lol.

>trying to be normal
>accidentally hits on gay boss

user, I..

Reminder women absolutely love leading men on.

No nigger.

Rather lose my retarded job then working his fat ginger ass.

:( god I hate myself.

do it you whore

I swear to Mohammed I'm straight.

doubt also its not like we can dick you just let us see why he thinks your a flaming woody allen take it up the ass homo sexual.

All I wanted was trying to be a normie.

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Tits or gtfo

Blow my little cock user.

Am I screwed?

I would if you where here

alright your legit making me sad and your lucky I have a soft spot for autistic boys trying their best. send a text saying "lmao we sound so fucking gay lol" if he jokes with you thats good if he gets more serious and hits on you just say "sorry I'm not into guys I was just messing around I didn't mean anything by it" hopefully he knows your a sperg and takes pity on you for being a faggot. maybe dont act gay with gay boys next time :)

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Maybe we could chose 69

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Switch 69? Idk sorry I'm still kinda drunk.

Damn bro you are going to have to let him fuck you
Better that then be awkward and cringe

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I prefer doggy

Rather fuck myself with a fist first

I bet ur would you.silly homo.

I also drunk texted a ton of family members like I always do.

>we can look after each others anuses

Greatest pick up line of all time

Lmfao, maybe I should start using that was a pick up line.

>flirts with gay man
>gay man flirts back

guys pls help a gay man is flirting with me


?????

Just be yourself :)

Tying to keep job nigger

we ll now I wanna rape ya, thanks faggot.

What nigger language is this? Speak English, not jigaboo.

OP is a faggot.

I guess you're not completely wrong?

first thing I would do is push you onto the bed face first & pull off your pants, them you would feel olive oil run down your lower back as I get on top of you spreading your legs and opening that ass up for my fat ginger cock. I’m bigger and stronger then you so no point in trying to fight me, you should just lay back and try to enjoy it as I fuck you like the little cocktease you are.

Looks like you're flirting pretty hard, OP. You could've stopped at any moment but you kept burying that cock deeper.

OP really wants to get his tiny ass pounded hard & is now asking Cred Forums to talk him out of it. Afraid he will like it he violently rejects the idea that it would be fun.

Lol you're a fucking retard, dude. I didn't know Satan was a huge closet fag. Just suck his dick and, yeah.