I got a question, are you pussies tired of doing nothing with your lives? Why jack off to some 2d anime fag when you can get all the bitches you want when you join the marines? What the fuck is wrong with you people and why are you too fucking stupid to realize that you should join?
why would i want to serve israel, get discharged, become an alcoholic, and then kms
Leo Butler
Bad eyes, valvulopathies, problems with low blood sugar. I'm not useful, though I wish I could still serve the corps somehow. Or just the armed forces generally. Maybe as a mechanic or engineer.
Stop posting the same thread every single day, loser
/sage
Joseph Nguyen
what the fuck MOS is 04.....03 or bust boot
Jackson Howard
Im doing far more meaningful things with my life then parading in tights in the desert like some lala boy protecting the ass of dictators who sell oil
Like literally anything i do, including fapping alone at 2d girls accomplishes more then you will. At least people who are on welfare aren't asked to wreck peoples lives for it. Have fun with your PTSD.
Jonathan Williams
Hurrah!
Gabriel Hill
It's times like this where I think to myself: "What if the United States has a troll-army of its own that was specifically created to hop online and try to recruit people?"
Evan Walker
So you support Trump but wont fight his wars? No, boy, you cant have it both ways. Enlist right now!
Cooper Jenkins
Tried to join three times but was not accepted due to medical condition.
Ethan Green
What condition? Pathological lying?
Dylan Hall
You really a marine? Impressive man.
Juan Moore
MMO. Super POG’s that check logistics before we go on ops.
Jacob Flores
We do, it’s called the Democratic Party.
Easton Cox
Holy shit why do you think so highly of yourself
Josiah Reed
So youre a rightwinger? So you’re prowar and support Trump’s occupation in the middle east? Well then it’s your duty to join the armed forces unless you're a hypocrite pussy or a libtard cuck.
Luke Powell
Ulcerative colitis
Christian Parker
I guess someones gotta do it
Ryan Jones
Not dying for a oil company.
Also pretty desperate to come recruit on Cred Forums. You after special forces?
Gabriel Harris
POG boot fag
Jack Morales
TIMESTAMP AND BLACK NIPPLES OR GTFO LARPER BOI
Kevin Clark
dont wanna get my legs blown up just for my country to give a medal of honor to some tranny in the military lol
Jonathan James
Because I went into the air force instead.
Ryan Evans
At least I am not a fucking nigger. /thread
Sebastian Hernandez
My Fuckbuddy's husband is in the marines. She says he hates it. Keeps thinking his wife is cheating.
Gabriel James
I just couldn't get passed the idea that I'm fighting to defend Sodomite rights and establish a godless matriarchal hellscape on the world. The American government is not something to be supported or defended.
Nicholas Davis
why do more marines die from suicide then from combat?
>get all the bitches you want when you join the marines? Well choose one, you cant have you chick on deplayment... And than there's the problem with people who fuck your bitch while your deployed. I'd rather work for the private sector, without risking my life and ruining the life of a woman that has to wait for me to come home, or be sent home in a box. This has also the advantage that i can keep my consience clean. And don't have to deal with the fact that I killed innocent people because our president had a dispute with their president, failed recon or some other bullshit.
Matthew Perry
Hoorah fellow leatherneck brother! 0326 Forced Reconnaissance Scout Sniper here (crosstrained in EOD and door gunner and Navy Corpseman)
>be marine >be away all the time >be with 90% men all the time >become gay
yea no thanks bruh ooorayyy
Julian Ortiz
Fuck off nigger motherfucker. Go back to Africa and get ebola
Evan Fisher
dam da da daaaa out of fucking nowhere!
Bentley Evans
Yeah, I too wanna get cucked while risking my life trying to appease the sandniggers and fight for a bitch ass counry that doesnt give two shits about me.
yeah go full marine onlay for your country to ignore you after you lost your frinds left and right and you go extrem camping by beeing homeless have fun shooting kids fucking idiot
Gabriel Ortiz
How's Jodie, You crayon eater?
Noah Perez
Kek. Enjoy your shitty second hand equipment and false sense of superiority. You'll never be the real army and that whole "every marine is a rifleman" shit is propaganda for recruitment.