Daily reminder:

Wonder how this incel feels that no body agrees with him.

I can vouch that in the USA this is not how it goes, only in remote towns or really small cities. In places like new york, LA, florida this shit doesn't matter and 100% of people who want to fuck around in school and party don't even go to school in the first place. By simply not being a retard weirdo you'd get pussy, it's mostly a matter of looks and chad personality to bring in the wOmEn.

When I was 15 my best friend since 1st grade was going balls deep inside my ass AT LEAST twice a week. Never ever used a single condom so always flesh directly on flesh.

By 15 we would have been Freshman in High School and about 3 years into experimenting but still at least one year plus of anal sex experience.

Now who's the virgin gamer?

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It's in movies because it's an unobtainable dream, and we enjoy living vicariously through fictional characters

giant fucking project kys

When I was 15 I WAS the attractive male having sex, it's only now I'm older that I'm a shut-in with no prospects. Have that OP, you idiot!

Nope I did experience that. Well actually I was still shy and didn't talk to girls but I was a captain on the football tram and all my friends were jocks. Starter on the hockey and baseball teams too. Girls were interested in me but I was too shy. Kinda regret it but at the same time less drama and allowed me to focus on sports more. I still have that group of jock friends, actually went to the one's wedding a month ago. Life is alright

I lost my virginity at 15. I still remember my gf at the time moaning. I'm not big but a virgin nerd isnt use to 6 inches of balls deep action. It still was the tightest pussy I ever fucked. Still remember the wet poping sound of pulling out.

Got my dick wet, wasn't impressed

I was getting blowjobs on a regular basis from my Korean gf so fuck off.

Sure, but on the same token I was too busy chasing the dragon for enlightenment. Different strokes for different folks

I had a ridiculously good time playing halo 3 back in school, like I got zero regrets for real

I DID
>you can watching porn and playing video games everyday
>and still get girls IT'S NOT THAT HARD
OP i think that you just one ugly fat bastard

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I didn't have sex with a woman until my first semester of college (2017) and it was a pity fuck.

My mega gay as balls college roommate made it his mission when he found out within the first couple days I liked pussy but had yet to get any.

He had a ton of female friends. Within the first month he was able to convince one of the non-fat ones to "make sure I wasn't straight" one Friday night.

BJ, fingered cunt, no kissing, busted in a condom only about 15 strokes after I first started humping her pussy.

She laughed a bit. It was awkward. Didn't fuck her again but I do see her now and again and I still have to pretend I'm bi-sexual.

Only fucked 2 other woman since.

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>going balls deep inside my ass AT LEAST twice a week

What are you, gay?

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pastaaaaa

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look at his pic
he is a dude

>Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you

This happened to me. I think I must have had a prolonged adolescence because I never felt the urge to be with or go after girls until I was already at university. Nobody told me that wasn't right or good so I just went with the flow. Then I look back and realise that people were dating and falling in love in high school, laying the foundations for a good family life in their early 20s and working hard to be people of merit.

>Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you
youtube.com/watch?v=7_AKr1BEajA

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I was all gay back in high school.

Never had pussy until I was 21-years-old.

I am bisexual now at 24-years-old.

Attracted primarily to woman. I've had sex with 7 girls. One of the girls was a 3+ month relationship where we got to know each other for almost a month before fucking. Two of the girls were basically one night stands (though one was over half a dozen times spread out 2 years). The last four girls were paid prostitutes.

My male friend (who I first started having sex with the summer before middle school) is the only gay sex I've ever had. We don't hang out as often but usually fuck when we do and are alone.

Last let him drop a load in my ass on January 1st and before that we fucked like the old times for 5 straight days (2-4x each day) after Christmas and before New Years Eve.

It's easy to have faggot sex. Since I get my nut with him often enough, I've rejected numerous offers from others to fag fuck and instead focus on my pussy attraction.

It's a lot more difficult to straight fuck cute women.

You?

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Ok incel

HS sucks, I feel sorry for the "jocks" where that is the best time of their life.

Jocks don't exist where i'm from. Only america teaches people how to be clowns in school and destroy your body for entertainment.
I pity handeggers more than whores.

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Too long didn't read. I was too busy having free time from not having to worry about stds or kids.

I want to say something about Rugby but apparently it's more safe than Football

I have no female prospects anywhere near the fuck stage so, unless I buy a hooker, I'll likely get a dick in my ass from my friend when he's back in town the first weekend of February.

I have my own place but he stays with his parents or usually comes to my condo to drink for the night or more when he's around.

We learned a very long time ago our positions for homosexual sinning. I'm terrible at fucking his ass to the point where I go limp when he wants me to try. He's good at fucking my ass and I'm good at enjoying it.

It's fun enough. I can't see myself doing it with another guy though. It's fun with him because it always has been. I've tried watching gay porn and jerking off to thoughts of dude sex many times. It doesn't work. I can sometimes think about ways we've fucked and how we would be while I jerk off alone, it'll work to keep me hard bt I always switch the spank bank material to a girl before I'm in the mood to cum a nut in my cock sock.

He's fucked other dudes though. I helped him and was somewhat involved with the first other dude he got with. The idea was a threesome but lost my sex appetite as I watched them oral each other naked.

I'm getting myself in the mood for his dick right now but I'm not jerking off now. I will jerk off later tonight to an amateur guy on girl porn I found.

Want that but tons of work. Too easy to sin. Sucks.

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>deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities
kek
>Life is all about being YOUNG
kek
>his virgin gf
kek
>priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy
kek
>moaning your name when her parents aren't home
kek

Imagine blaming all your regrets on everyone elses decisions.

>Am virgin, no-one decided that but me. Everyone was DTF anyone at anytime. Worst case scenario you had to get them alone and promise not to tell.

Fucking own your shit user.

ok

STD's and kids!? How fucking old are you?

Literally nobody worries about that anymore since the morning after pill is OTC and very few people under 30 have any STD at all. Those few who do only have minor nothings that won't matter to partners with HPV vax or anyone since the worst cure is antibiotics for 10 days.

STD's. ROFL. Should have just said VD.

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>virgin nerd isnt use to 6 inches of balls deep action
kek
Fucking absolute mongs.
Get a real measurement system YE OLDE FUCKS
fucking yards was invented pre-colonial you absolute tool and you don't know what 6 iches is if it slapped you on the face and pummeled your starfish. Next morning you be like
>" i took a 10incher last night"

Yes i have a small dick, no it doesnn't matter because i am always 100% ready for butthurtz but no-one can butthurtz me because all the little 3inch dicklettes think they are 6 inch plus
Worst of all is the fucking needle dicks.
Don't get me wrong, i like small dick too but just stop lying. It's like preparing yourself for glorious spagbol and getting hit with spaghetti ketchup.

>very few people under 30 have any STD at all.
kekkers

The goths/weidos/nerds/table top gamers(video games weren't a thing back then) at our school were all having tons of weird sex.

You seem to be complaining about a very sad personal problem that has stuck with you for a very long time and now you're venting on an anonymous image board, because that's all you can do.

Sorry that your life sucks, but this behavior isn't going to help it get better. You have to want to make a change otherwise your life is going to keep sucking if you sit at home all day making threads like this.

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No user, surprisingly there isn't a huge conspiracy against you, you're just a retard.
Yes at 15, lots of kids are discovering themselves, discovering each other. They lose their virginities, they have friends, they have girlfriends and boyfriends, they drink, they do drugs. But it isn't some kind of idealised experience that goes perfectly for everyone but you. Teenage years are filled with turbulent experiences, including painful and unsatisfying relationships. For many people losing their virginity is an awkward experience and a lot of people end up losing their virginity to someone they don't give a shit about because they just want to get it out of the way, and end up regretting it later. Some kids sneak out and smoke weed in the park in the middle of the night and some don't have to sneak out because their parents don't give a shit about them or their wellbeing. Some kids enjoy getting drunk at a house party and some kids just drink because that's what is expected of them. Some kids have a decent group of friends but most of them have friends who are just as confused and afraid as they are, leading to imperfect friendships filled with lies and jealousy. Some kids have a great time partying, drinking and fucking and enjoy it so much that they never want to grow up, and they never do. They carry on being dumb teenagers their whole life until they wake up one day and they're 45 and have done nothing with their life.

So no, user, there is no perfect coming of age ritual that everyone except you went through. Everyone has a different experience and save for a very fortunate few, everyone has things that went wrong for them. You're not special, you're not some kind of doomed outsider and your life is not over yet. Now stop being a little bitch.

Haha look i had sex at a young age hey look give me attention

You obviously peaked at high school and are probably nothing but a loser that can't hold his life crumbling together. Little fuckwit

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The glorious part about this is that I don't know the difference. VD, STD... all just acronyms for me. Never had to get that afternoon crash course with an itchy cock.

I don't live in those fancy metropolitan cities. Some of these whores will have your baby just because it's a Tuesday.

Check your privilege

Actually I lost my virginity at 15. I was just unpopular and couldn't fuck consistently. My pull out game is 100% effective so far...

At 15 I was a 5’4” 175 lbs kid and still got laid with a chick who was at least a 7, sometimes we just get lucky or it’s not at hard as some people think. To this day I don’t know how i did it

You don't need to know the difference. HIV is essentially cured and non-existent unless you are fucking over 40 year olds.

HPV vaccine fixed the other major throat/prostate/womb cancer issue.

All that's left is basically minor cold STD's that are easily cured.

Kids aren't an issue with morning after pill being cheap and easy to get.

Just don't fuck old diseased people. Stick with 20's and less. Problem is mostly solved.

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I grew up a jock started sex at 13 had two girls (popped their cherries) by the time I was 14 ("girls that thought they loved you forever"). More throughout school and the jock friends, whole shabang. But tbh I just wish l didnt have sex before my fiance, she is super jealous of my past and I wish for her sake I wouldve just waited for her. Am glad a decent girl came into my life, I wouldve meddled in more degeneracy if I didnt find her. It's better to be pure for your woman, only men will understand that, the boys are still learning.

wtf i was homeschooled and had no interest in it anyway. shit bait, because i can't relate

I can vouch against what you say, maybe you didnt play varsity sports but bitches get wet, and even in a 1 million + county girls from other high schools know who the jocks from other schools are.. actually got more intense with all the social media, but yeah I guess the ugly people still having sex with eachother

I played halo 3 ranked 50 skill and got pussy... where did you fuck up?

lol I was having sex at 15 and had girlfriends.

Life is about peaking in high school op? So you can be a fat old man on b? I never got laid in high school now I have 3 girlfriends play dungeons and dragons and make knives and swords for a living. My high school friends were metal as fuck or dorky and smart, all those so called jocks are collectin. Shopping carts

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I was a jock and my life has gotten better... I feel bad bad for you that you had bad times in your life. You'll always be jealous and less than me

American culture is retarded indeed

Lol, you should take care of your body, friend, it's a temple, stop eating all the cheetohs, its poison. Dont be mad at other for being beautiful and having the bodies of Greek gods

You must be a nigger, let me teach you what a condom is.

>Fucks virgins in high school
Reeeee they all have stds since I didnt have sex!

So jelly. Feels nice knowing my life will always be better than yours :D

Nah. I watched porn at 15 and had already had sex before tha at because I'm not a social sperg. The fact that you think that only jocks get laid makes me think you were a pretty lonely kid at school.

Honestly a helpful post. Thanks

this thread again. sex gets better in your 30s. Everyone knows what they want.

What is it?
I would never fuck a virgin. That's like eating raw steak. I don't enjoy bloody things.

Footballs n beeer am'i'rite? Lol you Amerifats are such degenerates.

>I wouldve meddled in more degeneracy if I didnt find her. It's better to be pure for your woman, only men will understand that, the boys are still learning.
>It's better to be pure for your woman
I bet you eat at mcdonalds you fat manbeast
Fucking christcucks
Go fuck your wedding band with your tiny dicklette.

>Lol, you should take care of your body, friend, it's a temple,
kek when i eat healthier than you breath.
My sharts are filled with more good bacteria, than you and all your kids combined.

>she is super jealous of my past
Someone is getting cucked soon.

>Life is all about being YOUNG and blah, blah, blah

I'll decide what my life is about, thanks. I'm 36 now; I make good money, own my own house, getting married this summer. I wouldn't trade what I have now for being younger. Your life is what you build along the way and that's for you to do for yourself.

Of course this is basically a b8 thread and OP is a faggot.

Only ugly bitches play dnd. I fucked the girls you were crushing and I make more than 100k a year. "They peaked in high school". No we didnt. You just really want that so you can feel better about yourselves. Its pathetic

Fatty confirmed. Time to hit the gym son.

>Life is all about being YOUNG and cool,

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Is it bad that I am a senior in high school and I still play with LEGOs???

>Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider.

Did that. Not everyone on ebaums is a loser like you OP

I know you want me to suffer in some way, and I'm sorry, but my life will always go in my favor, I'm attractive, smart and I got a big dick. Y'all lost the birth lottery, that's why youre on this thread coping.

Sex is a waste of time. Diseases are everywhere and people are deceptive as fuck. Also, it is used to achieve pregnancy to force paying child support.

The only thing that is worth doing at youth is dying young before having to become old after years of slaving away. I hope to never see my forties or fifties. Maybe late thirties.

kek. I weigh less than your wife i guarantee it.
Shall we test it? Bmi is the only real way to tell if someone is overweight but i'm cool just doing raw weight.

Lego is awesome at any age.

>I'm attractive, smart and I got a big dick.
kek

>I'm not some stupid jock and I've had a gf since I was 15 that I ended up marrying and still with for over 15 years. I'm a scrawny guy who watched porn everyday and played video games since I was 15 and never had any issues with girls.
bro you literally married the first girl that spoke to you lmao

Cope harder bois lol

I only collected LEGO power miners

>, I'm attractive, smart and I got a big dick
If you were smart you wouldn't swallow the bait. If you were attractive you'd have better shit to do than shitpost on Cred Forums and if you had a big dick you'd post a pic with a timestamp. How pitiful that even in an anonymous board you still can't be honest with yourself.

>There's more women than men
>There's more gay men than gay women
>We can have 1 and a fraction of a woman each.
>Or you can give me all the fractions so i can make a superwoman
>Problem solve

"A woman for everyone" My campaign slogan.

kek
>Projecting

Whatever, nigga.

base

Fun fact, fuck yourself.

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Tldr

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All you Bible thumpers are missing out though.

Sure, my friend and I are both ashamed enough that we have kept our entire history of fagsexual behavior together a secret because it is easier, we still like it without any guilt more than enough to know how much funner it is than masturbating alone all the time.

Some day in the future I hope I can find a nice lady to fuck in a long term relationship. I had the 3 month chick and we were not super serious so I did have gay orgasm with my friend a few times when he was around and she wasn't. She would have considered it cheating but it was already a secret.

The right women will be around enough and I'll like her enough to stop homosexual nutting with my friend.

He'll get over it. He fucks other dudes and some chicks when he is out of town. I don't care at all and he'll just get more of that if I stop.

For now though I might as well get my dick sucked, ass licked (happy to return the favor when clean), ass fucked long enough to get his stroke depth and rhythm perfect on my prostate which brings on my favorite cumgasms to dump on his stomach and chest... cowgirl is my favorite position and he like it too.

I usually cum first since he can blast fairly easy. Sometimes he can sync up with my cum blast or withing a minute or three after.

It's been over a year since he came first. He always has to quit after which leaves me to jerk myself off. That's the kind of knowledge you get from an experience fuck partner.

In closing --> 1. Best = Orgasm using pussy or mouth on a hot women is my favorite (at least usually). 2. Good = Orgasm using prostrate or mouth on childhood friend is fun (almost always). 3. Okay = Jerking myself off to a boring orgasm using my hand, mind and/or porn is meh.

Get some negroes.

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Small dick 25 year old Eurofag here. I've had a similar experience to what the OP is describing, except it wasn't with your shitty version of "football," it was with real football. I would watch all the footballers get with the hottest girls in school, meanwhile I just smoked and played Runescape after school and on weekends. I'm still the same way, a virgin, never even kissed a girl. I've developed an extremely Nihilistic mind set because of my lack of female attention. I take care of myself health wise, but I try to keep life as simple as possible to avoid pain and discomfit. I know I'll never be with a girl or find love, so I work as little as possible, play video games as much as possible and yeah. That's basically it. I look forward to dying every day lol.

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You seem really defensive. Only happy people with friends play dnd, only gay bois worry about looks and money. Your football coach touched you?

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Cucks cucking cucks, in the hopes of uncucking themselves. Cucks.

If you believe OP, you're a cuck.

If you are OP, you're a cuck.

If you care about what I'm saying right now, you're a cuck.

Stop circle-cucking and get off Cred Forums if you care so much about whether or not you're a cuck. Fucking cucks.

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This happens to you because you dumb neckbeards have such high standards. Lower your standards man. Get with the fat girl. Fuck that acne face girl. The ugly one with the braces. Your dick won't know the difference and it sure beats jerking off.

>All you Bible thumpers are missing out though.
Fag hating on Cred Forums is hysterical considering the low morals you tards have about almost everything else.

I am enjoying searching for gay twink sex pictures to post while I reminisce about my sex life. It's kind of erotic but I currently barely have a chubby and it will go soft again as I type.

The chubby and searching for nasty gay fag fucking makes me think I might be able to masturbate to some gay porn. Past attempts have all failed and so I'm likely not going to try.

I kind of want to bust out a fresh super sharpie and see if I can hit my own prostrate enough to help but that hasn't worked before either. I can't focus enough while using two hands at different jobs and content in mind or screen.

Oh well. I'll jerk myself off to that amateur couple straight scene. That's my life until February 6th or so.

I want a hooker but good ones are expensive.

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Man you really want this for yourself... that's a lot of effort in typing bud.
>"you replied so you baited hahahaha"
It's almost funny how bad you need this. You fed my already huge ego enough tho so I release you

Nah. My standards aren't high at all. I'm just an ugly fuck. But I will also say this: most women here in Europe are unbearable. They're crazy feminists / leftists, so it makes me dubious of them and makes it even less likely for me to want to go out with them.

Op is a faggot
Pretty much
2D girls are the only thing that matters

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What the fuck are you even saying you retard?
>Man you really want this for yourself..
Want what for myself?
>that's a lot of effort in typing bud.
That's 52 words. I thought you said you were smart.
>It's almost funny how bad you need this.
Need what?
>You fed my already huge ego
You a masochist? Because I am pretty sure i just roasted you if that feeds your ego you got bigger problems.
>enough tho so I release you
Release from what?

>I take care of myself health wise
Take away this and we're almost the same.
But how do you even manage to take care of yourself with no hope?

Jesus Christ man, go get a pet, eat healthy, workout, go to a different country, talk to girls, lower your standards,
Most importantly get off a website full of rapists that would prob get their throat cut and dick shoved down their throat if they tried to act like this in public

>this will never be you
you're right i will never be 15 again

>it's over
why does any of what you said have to mean my life is over lol as far as I'm aware the calendar keeps going

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Watch patriot and perpetual grace.
The only way to deal with someone who's mainaining high entropy states(ready to fight the patriarchy) is by powering down and absorbing. If you can't do this while changing her mind and without turning in to a total beta, you'll get a normie-ish woman.

>Most importantly get off a website full of rapists that would prob get their throat cut and dick shoved down their throat if they tried to act like this in public
kek
Spend more time in public dude, why do you think i'm here? Cause it's tamer and safer.

Rofl. I've only fucked 2 girls both under 22 and have genital warts from it. You can definitely get STDs.

Better get the HPV vaccine no matter your age, I regret not getting it.

Go find a hobby, music, cooking

Sucks about your tiny dick and preference for a sport where nothing happens for 4 hours until a 1-1 tie with free kick ending it.

Everyone I knew who was getting plenty of straight sex during high school was a meathead jock with confidence, stoner fucking stoner, or regular dude EVERYONE knew was massive since 8th grade when more popular guys glimpsed it in gym.

Confidence, drugs or legends brewing about kid with the largest cock by far of anyone in school - to the degree where he was showing it off frequently to groups of girls/guys often.

He pulled pussy for no other reason than a 9.5" (maybe 10) 2-liter bottle thick hard dick. THOT's just wanted the bragging rights.

YOUR SMALL PENIS WILL NEED MAJOR COMPENSATION. You need to be funny as fuck, good looking as fuck plus have a ton of money or you are screwed forever.

I lucked out being a loner with little confidence but my dick is thick and 7" hard along with the money I have now, I'm good.

Itty bitty dick is wanted by nobody except child molesters. Sorry.

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get rekt faggot

Bullshit

Timestamp or GTFO

I was socially awkward in high school and didn't lose my virginity till freshman year in college. I got my shit together and started working out and making myself more outgoing.

By junior year of college, I was a chad and dated two freshman girls that were conservative prudes. Both of them were virgins but taught them how to fuck.

Sex with both of them at first was awkward and not as fun as it was later on.

I would rather fuck a slut who knows how to suck and fuck over a virgin who doesn't know what the fuck she is doing.

All you beta incel fucks obsessed over virginity are no different from towel head sand niggers who prize virginity over everything. Fucking losers.

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To what part?
People being down to fuck?

Were they Instagram whores with fake Kardashian asses?

Proabably. You just have to avoid the obvious few who will definitely be diseased even in early 20's.

Those few diseased girls are attention whoring so much they easily have hit 200+ partners before starting college, dropping out before 2nd semester but only after adding another 200 partners with at least 80% of them dropping multiple loads inside her asshole.

There is a reason anal sex is more dangerous and the CDC does not accept gay blood or blood from women who enjoy sodomy.

You're own fault. Don't be an idiot. There are overt signals to help you choose a partner with less than 3 dozen sexual partners.

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What if you already have it and your in your 20s

Lol there's definitely nothing wrong with not wanting second hand ratchet roast beef arbies ass pussy,
There's also definitely nothing wrong with being attracted to someone else as the same standard as you.

>CDC does not accept gay blood
You don't know the real reason because you're a cuck.

That's Jenna Ortega you dumb fuck. She's an 18-year old D-list actress who loves other girls eating her out almost as much as she loves a fit 220-lb guy pounding her out hate style with his larger than usual non-anteater penis.

I know because my friend is friends with her Aunt who is only 4 years older than her and spent Thanksgiving with her.

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>You absolute plebian.
A timestamp of your 7" dick or GTFO

Get out of the pure breeding pool. Wrap your diseased parts up in sensation killing plastic and join a poz hookup app for all future sex.

You are done with the good stuff. Leave the flesh directly on flesh with load dropping as God intended to the rest of us.

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actually while the football player was making out with the cheerleader, I was busy fantasizing about being the cheerleader

>as God intended
Incel christcuck

No problem. My last date about 20 minutes after she first met me.

Fucked her over 10 times since that hookup. I can provide pictures from some of those.

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Sex does not permanently effect the appearance of the vulva.

If it did, then pornstars of all people would have radically different looking vulva's from the beginning of their career to the end.

No wonder you beta fucks have the same view of sex as sand niggers, you are just as dumb as them.

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>No timestamp
>Offers more pics with no timestamp
>The absolute level of plebbery
Get the fuck off \b\ newpleb.

LOL i am fat and ugly. But i have vested stock options from my tech job.

Money is all you need in life, the star football players from my high school are all low wage losers with their high school sweetheart wives that are dumpers with loose pussies after 4 stupid skyler tyler brooklyn kids. yeah you work your 50 hour weeks for 39k lol.

cant even get a percocet on their shitty bronze obamacare for their backpain from the old football injury

high school glory days my ass lololol

Found the Virgins who took op's post personally.

It's because some pussies look nice to some and not nice to others.
I like fat, puffy and meaty but whenever someone starts talking about how they like small n cute or idk what fucking words, they somehow get it into their heads that they MUST be attracted to the BETTER pussy. Meaning there's something wrong with the other pussies, "oh they must have had lots of dick"
Why don't they teach people about actual puberty in school?

One of the greatest myths out there. See pic. It is a 24 year old who has never been fucked by a cock. She has never had anything larger than a tampon up her. Never masturbates with more than one finger inside.

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Captain dumbass overhere, being a terrorist trying to kill mass amounts of civilians is literally the complete opposite of someone living peacefully who would rather find someone their own level instead of conforming to a rape type society.
If anything brainwashed rapists like you are more similar to towel head sand niggers then anything, Id bet you hate to too, go move to Iran faggot?

This pic is proof of what the vagina of an 18 year old who has been plowed with dicks so many times she lost count when she was barely 13 years old.

RUINED FOREVER!

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3 cycle reminder:

When you had seen the Rise of Sha'L'K'ron in the West only 137 times, reading profane scrolls and consuming neurostim rods every 3 cycles, BULBOUS demi-males your age were already inseminating husks in congress with demi-females and hermaphrogenitors.
Everything was happening behind your spines and no one told you because you were deemed UNCLEAN to participate in such insemination activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being UNMOLTED and ravenous, a generically scaly skchlanchknar who distends across the branches with the unpeeled demi-females and uncracked hermaphrogenitors under the stars, seeing the priceless undulations of their pedipalps as you first enter their unsullied husk layers, ululating your designation when their progenitors are torpid in the hive. Having a ravenous group of skchlanchknar semen-brothers to forage with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at dawn to distend with your unpeeled and uncracked under the stars. Inseminating their shared husk for the first time. Inhaling their scentcodes in the scrum at your shankprod blowout in the Holy Caves of Nabrahk'Nikar. Having a huge group of skchlanchknar semen-brothers. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to hackle up and become a stone monk. Time to perform The Rite of the Final Molting and cast your wings into the Eternal Fire of V'Shla'Shla Valley. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for dronehood. Welcome to V'Pl'Pl'Shuk. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

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Wrong. She got less estrogen during puberty and hasn't had kids.(the only thing that might mess stuff up a little)

Kek
This is Ironman mode.
This should be new copypasta

A young, pure, virginal teenage girl will have a discrete, slight protrusion of labia, sometimes nothing more than a slit.
After a plethora of penises parading proudly and pounding her pudendum, the labia will have stretched to disgusting proportions, and the whore's cunt will now resemble roast beef. Hence, "roastie".

Everybody knows that vaginas stretch, and do so in direct proportion to the number of penises that have been inside them.

>but muh babyhead

Haha, sure, at first it makes sense that a woman who's pushed a fucking baby's head through the love canal would be stretchier than the 16yo hs whore who's already banged the entire football team... but ever notice how sometimes it's just not the case?

Mother of 3, married to the same man for 20 years, when she finally gets divorced and you're the first guy she's fucked since her husband, has the kaganal strength of a steel trap? That's because she's only had one penis.

Yes, vaginal birth causes temporary stretching (and sometimes tearing, which will heel) but if she's only ever had one penis in her (inb4 only faggots care) the temporary stretch will return her vag to pre-baby levels.

This is due to the enzymatic interactions between her skin and her husband's skin.

But what happens when a grill - babbies or no babbies - takes multiple cocks? The enzymatic reactions between her and EACH partner will PERMANENTLY damage, stretch, and expand the vaginal walls AND the inner and outer labia.

And no, condoms will NOT prevent this, as there is always skin contact at the groin area. It is the reaction between the male's skin and her own (sometimes via her own vaginal fluids) that causes the stretching to become permanent.

So, when my friend once said, "I fucked this girl who had 2 kids, but she was tighter than this one other girl I fucked," I explained all this to him and it made perfect sense.

Okay, so now you know why there are even size queens in the first place.

You're fucking welcome.

Maybe when you're in your teens, but when you get to your late 20's that shit doesn't mean anything.
I don't think any of the jocks from my high school actually get laid these days. But the regular nice guys are drowning in it.

Not all sand niggers are terrorists. Not all incels have committed mass shootings. But all sand niggers and incel fuckwads think that virginity is the most prized quality.

FACT: SEX DOES NOT PERMANENTLY CHANGE THE APPEARANCE OF A VULVA.

Learn some facts about human anatomy, and in the meantime, eat a dick you dumb nigger.

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>Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .

I really discovered around the time I was 14 years old how everyone else in class, even my "friends" that I sat with during lunch, were hanging out with eachother, drinking, doing drugs, having fun, while I just came home and coped on YouTube, TV and videogames.

I'm not sure what was worse, knowing these 14 year olds were going to start fucking eachother in the upcoming years, or finding out years later as an adult that they did and you didn't.

I think knowing I was currently missing out was way worse, it fucked me up to this day.

Yeah but those guys don't get to go to Thailand and cum inside the assholes of tight "18 years old" Asian pussy.

Literally the last 10 poss say otherwise. I would bet money you fart in a cup and eat your ownsmell youre so full of it.

It also makes sense that the world is flat until you learn why it isn't.
Stop being an incel.

All the "roasties" have bigger boobs and bigger hips because they got more estrogen during puberty. Simple.
Anything else is made up bullshit.

No sauce for any of the shit you try feed us.
Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah peaking in high school is the biggest joke in the world. I went to those so called parties, played football,wrestling, and track, and had a cheerleader gf. Like the biggest bullshit is that high school matters. College was so much better when in a fraternity because those connections stay with you. High school, the jocks at my school all ended up working at walmart or at a gas station. They never tried to improve themselves. Lmaooooo.

Being bisexual makes you more of a faggot than if you were just gay.
I bet you think about girls while you let dudes cum inside you.

Atleast gays know what they want.
There's nothing more degenerate than being indecisive. Pick a side faggot.

It's sad that you guys have a peak.
>TFW your parents didn't give you a lifetime supply of rocketfuel.

>All the "roasties" have bigger boobs and bigger hips
>no flat roasties
>no big tiddy virgins

Bullshit. Total bullshit. Is this bait? This is bait, isn't it?

You dumb niggers have no proof

Meanwhile here is article after article showing that sex does not effect the appearance of the vulva:

womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a19954318/can-sex-affect-the-size-of-your-vagina/

cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/advice/a3182/vagina-facts-0110/

bustle.com/p/how-does-sex-affect-your-vagina-its-time-to-debunk-that-loose-myth-2781279

slate.com/human-interest/2016/01/does-lots-of-sex-change-a-vagina-s-size-and-the-labia-s-color-reddit-answers.html

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus#As_punishment
You have to do this with grandma if you lie again on Cred Forums

Shit bait

Wrong guy i think.
The hormone shit is legit. My daughter turned into a roastie overnight because of estrogen cream for fused pussy lips.

tetst

>twenty twenty
>ignoring enzymatic interactions this hard
>i seriously shiggy you guys dont diggy

>My daughter turned into a roastie
FYI for future larping no one who fucks talks like this.

FOMO is bullshit, user. Don't succumb to it!

pretty good bait

>no big tiddy virgins
What has virginity got to do with MY argument? That's your argument. My point does not hinge on an intact hymen buddy.
>no flat roasties
Not generally, there are exceptions to every rule.
Like chicks who only grew one boob.

>gaming gave me more pussy the the focking jocks in school

please elaborate

I know an ugly fat stupid guy who gets laid often. How? He screws fat girls and ugly girls and ugly fat girls. I got laid first when I was 14. Got my first blowjob when I was 13. Your lack of pussy is your own fault. If you can't get what you want then take what you can get. And quit whining about it on the internet.

Shit larping

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>ignoring enzymatic interactions this hard
Kek, what are these enzymes called, what do they do and how do they do it.
Not your stale secondhand info. Legit sauce bro.
>Not following the convo.
I only started using roastie because everyone else did.
>I don't see people anymore, including daughter so fuck you. All that was decades ago.

I misunderstood your argument except for your assertion that *ALL* roasties have bigger tits bc estrogen.
Some yes. Most maybe. All, no.

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ok boomer

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Seeing as the thing you value the most in life is taking your high school's girlfriends' virginity, I'd say you're not old enough to be here. You haven't had the joy of buying your first house, getting married with all your friends and family cheering for you, had a career boost... There's so much more to life than filling holes with penises. You'll see.

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And what is the question? Everyone does what he wants, do not overlook your problems with others.

>Get a real measurement system YE OLDE FUCKS
Americans please switch to metric already

Litteraly everyone else exept 2 irelevant and unknown countries and your autistic special snowflake ass didnt make the switch

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>Still no sausages for any of his bullshit.
The shit i getting cold user. No-ones eating it. Can't swallow shit without sauce.

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Wasted dubs. Started dating my wife when we were both 13 in middle school, lost our virginity to each other at 14, got married at 19 after high school - been married going on 10 years.

The number of you incel perma-virgins is pretty low, bud.

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I thought he was one of the aforementioned virgins , not pretending to be a chad that screams in a long ass post ”LMAO i had sex u didnt”

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>I only started using roastie because everyone else did.
Lmao, why?
>I don't see people anymore, including daughter so fuck you. All that was decades ago.
What is this? Are you quoting yourself?

My bro is trans and he gets more pussy than op.

>I bet you think about girls while you let dudes cum inside you.
Yep. My eyes are definitely closed on the home stretch because to get a good orgasm I will imagine the sensation, rhythm and pleasure I feel is exactly how my perfect woman feels.

I can get off fairly easy with his cock goosing my prostrate when I pretend I am a hot chick who is even more petite than me is straddling me. She has begged me to fuck her pussy raw with intent of swallowing every drop of my cum for her ovaries to make OUR baby.

It's me being her wanting to fuck with that purpose and me wanting to give myself (who I am pretending is a specific girl I know or a compilation of many in the form of a celeb or petite porn star) my cum to make pregnant.

I'm hard now.

I don't need to jerk off though so let me find some more dude on dude sex to post with this.

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Wow, a serious post on Cred Forums.

i was the starting quarterback at my high school and had a cheerleader girlfriend. i was still unhappy and cried at night.

Typical jock, Most popular kid in hs here. Prom king jr year. Homecoming king Senior year. Football, track and wrestling captain.
Lost my virginity at 13. Took more v cards in one year than most do in their life. Mostly regret A LOT. Got in trouble for underaged nudes (while I was underage). accused of rape (didnt rape, she lied bc she cheated on her bf and got caught), had a sex tape released in hs from a girl secretly recording.
AMA.

Metric didn't go to the moon. fucking eurotrash

Because you wanted a cheerleader boyfriend but couldn't admit it to yourself

>I'm attractive, smart and I got a big dick
and also there is a big chance i am also a liar

Good, fuck that shit. Those guys usually end up being used car salesman anyways

Friendly reminder:
15 years old cant enter 14chan to see that

>stale secondhand info
Stale? SECONDHAND?!

Listen here, bucko, I'll have you know that info is NOT secondhand! It's FIRSTHAND, motherfucker! I wrote that shit myself!
And do you know why? Because I wanted to come up with something that almost sounds plausible so the fucking incels who can't seem to understand the absolutely perplexing illogic of multiple penises somehow "stretching" a vagoo wider than a baby's head could be like, "Yeah! Yeah! That!"

And finally, finally, FINALLY somebody like you finally came along to completely devastate it in rare form, better than I knew how to!

It brought it to the forefront, exposed the wacky parts, and you knocked it out of the park, my friend.

Can we finally put the "roasties" myth to rest now?

Are you having a stroke?

Who is gonna stop them? Underage can't post, they can lurk all they want.

>Lmao, why?
What word do you want then?
Her whole VULVA puffed up within a couple of weeks.
By the time the LABIA MAJORA split, they had changed color and size(majora&minora) because the estrogen mimics puberty.

everyone told: stop being a nerd, only losers play vidya & watch cartoons, nice guys don't kiss girls, nobody likes loners because they bum people out, etc etc.

but you didn't listen, because you we're a spergy edgelord, too cool to follow the norm and to redpilled for normie propaganda. and yet here you are, years later on Cred Forums, posting pasta-fancfic about how you actually didn't waste the best years of your life on dumb shit; it was a conspiracy to keep the white man down all along...

>What word do you want then?
The ones you were using before you were trying to fit in with zoomers, fellowkid.
>Her whole VULVA puffed up within a couple of weeks.
>By the time the LABIA MAJORA split, they had changed color and size(majora&minora) because the estrogen mimics puberty.
That's pretty hot, THANK YOU.

I hope not. It might be the thing stallone has.

Sounds a lot like my best friend in high school. Was all state defensive lineman, had several universities in state and out of state recruiting him - basically had full ride scholarship offer to any school of his choosing. All that got pissed away when a girl he slept with a few times accused him of rape cause he was messing around with a bunch of other girls at the same time. He ultimately cleared his name, but the taint of rape accusations destroyed his chance at getting a scholarship, he ended up becoming suicidal, quitting football team, became reclusive for years. He's gotten better now, works as a diesel mechanic at a local truck company so he makes a decent paycheck. But he's still very wary of trusting people, stays mostly to himself.

Don't know why, but this story made me rock hard.

Metric whould have also gotten us to the moon with no issues amerifag

Communication whould be much eazier if you used metric instead of your arbirtary retarded rollercoaster of a measuring

>The ones you were using before
Fucking read man, you dyslexic pleb.
>you were trying to fit in with zoomers
Y'know i don't even know what the fuck that is.
Is it the youngest people now or is that another gen? When does milenial end. I checked out along time ago user.

No but inches fucked up your challenger.
Plebs
Indias outclassing you cunts in the space race and you guys had what? A 60 year head start?

Pretty much. I've had sex that likely started long before most people and occurred on a very regular basis varying as we both learned.

So what if my first was another guy?

It still counts, it was and still is fun, I have many fond memories I can look back on and I am glad it happened even though we keep it secret in real life.

If my best friend happened to be a girl and she had been my partner, I would likely tell many people I actually know about it. That's okay it wasn't.

Who else has memories with a close friend you both started awakening sexually at the same time progressing from innocent sleepovers playing truth or dare wanting to see each other completely naked all the way to now where I am professional at riding his dick.

It's enhanced since he is a professional who can get an erection from anticipation of penetrating my asshole, stays hard until I am ready and only quits after I cum when he allows himself to cum.

It's awesome. The other things we have done and do is also fun and feels good.

Have you had your ass eaten thoroughly? Have you ate ass for so long it wanted to change acts before you did? It's easy when you close your eyes, use your imagination, help a friend have pleasure who helps you have pleasure.

I recommend sex with whoever is willing. At least to try.

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Lol is this how you recruit incels? Ridiculous

What haunts me is that when I was 16 I somehow ended up dating a gorgeous blonde girl who was way out of my league. I had a better sense of humor back then and made her laugh. She wanted to fuck, but I was clueless and didn't pick up on that. My low self-esteem led to her leaving me.

A couple of years ago, she drunk messaged me on Facebook and said she wishes we'd lost our virginity to each other, that she hates her husband, and that she'd fuck me in a heartbeat if I was ever in her area.

But I'm old (33) and fat now. Life is over for me. I hope she finds someone better. She was a sweetheart.

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>Fucking read man, you dyslexic pleb.
>HANK YOU.
Follow your own advice, retard.
>Y'know i don't even know what the fuck that is.
Where did you think roastie came from and why were you using it if not to fit in?

>Who else has memories with a close friend you both started awakening sexually
3yo me and slightly older cousin(almost a year) anilingus. We got caught by my aunt and i had to move away.

I never understand how something becomes pasta without the grammar mistakes being fixed first.

Roastie is old british you pleb.
Used it forever. 50+
It used to be ugly people but now it's for cunts.

>Roastie is old british you pleb.
Can't find anything outside of incel crying, cite your sources.

Don't feel too bad. I didn't have sex until I was 22. I had opportunities beforehand, but I just didn't have the confidence or awareness to act on any of them. I held sex on a pedestal as the end-all, be-all of life.

Guess what? It's great. Fantastic. An irreplaceable experience.

But is it the best thing in life? No. Should it be something you live your entire life for? No. Should it be something you feel bad about not having? Hell no.

Do what you love. The sense of fulfillment from a performance, or satisfaction of putting something together, or that moment when you finally overcome an obstacle you've spent countless hours on....all of these are better than sex. Value yourself and value what you do. That is the best feeling in life. Sex is just a secondary, nice thing to have next to true self-fulfillment.

Funny. It couldn't have been sexual at that age. Instead you both likely stumbled on part of your body that was fun and simply played.

Good on your aunt for stopping you both though. If she hadn't scolded you wouldn't know it was wrong. It could have become something you started doing later in life for sexual pleasure.

It would have been decent later but, without any shame, you wouldn't find any of the shivering hard because it is so wrong and if she (or anyone other than him) catches you, you both go to hell.

That kind of deep "naughty" sex is hard to capture without really good religious morals drilled into.

Sounds B.S. though. I doubt 3-year old boys would even stumble on ass-sucking.

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You'd be surprised how many kids got something

Get a hobby, make some friends, and find a therapist.
And get off Cred Forums. We're all a bunch of faggots anyway

I'm a ginger Scottish manlet with a cheesy 5" max uncut cock, swinging freely in the wind under my Gallagher(mothers side) tartan kilt.
I would say, when offered ma hole from your maw, "your eyes are too close the gether roastie but let's see what's under"
Then i'd peak under her skirt(don't even need to bend doon for this because she is a great she-beast and i'm but a wee man wae a wee cock) and what do i see but a gaping hairy cunt that's probably been used to ferment alcohol. But fuck it a holes a hole so i'd say "yer a roastie wae a roastie" and put it in her. I'd be geen it to her hard and fast and in ma head i'm the bees knees but really she can't feel a fucking thing. Then i blow ma load while a struggle to pull out her distillery and a check ma phone and it's only been 20second so i'd point her in the direction of the pines where people(alcoholics) appreciate a true roast.

Love yourself.

That's the secret.

Once you know how to live with yourself and enjoy your life, the women will come to you. Stop caring about it.

>Funny. It couldn't have been sexual at that age. Instead you both likely stumbled on part of your body that was fun and simply played.
Wrong. You won't believe me though.
I remember pretending my anakin skywalker figure was having sex with everyone and that was only a few year later.

This is excellent, more of this from you and Cred Forums will be a less shitter of a place. Thank you for this.

More of this girl?

Fucked that up
We might have been four at the most but these are my earliest memories and i know it had been going on for a bit before we got stopped.
>Good on your aunt for stopping you both though. If she hadn't scolded you wouldn't know it was wrong. It could have become something you started doing later in life for sexual pleasure.
I struggled to make friends since then and love anilingus nowadays. I haven't actually trusted my family since then either now that i think about it.
> you wouldn't find any of the shivering hard because it is so wrong
Nerves were there, we didn't want to get caught and hid under the stairs. Just childish nerves not actual stress or anything.
>you both go to hell.
Kek christcucks this convo got harder to maintain.
>Sounds B.S. though. I doubt 3-year old boys would even stumble on ass-suckin
Shall i tell you the exact scenes that cause it and the questions that led to it? Remember this was my best friend and i was taken away from her without explanation so it's all i really remember of her as a child.
>Watching lion king (we loved disney everything) there's a scene right at the start when the lioness lick simba and nala(?) to clean them
The first question we both asked was why did they do that. It was to clean obviously.
The exact scene also happens in the land before time(dinosaur shit)
My only real memory is getting caught. I remember moving to the toilet because there was one tiny little spec of poo and i didn't want to lick that so i got tissue and wiped it away. I rmember her asking why i did that and i said there was a little bit of poo on it. I think she was embarassed(her mom is a total cunt who put all sorts of anxieties into her she's kinda fucked up now too) or i wiped to hard because next thing i remember its my turn and she's uses tissue on me but it fucking hurt. Then idk, next is us getting caught.
The aunt is an alcoholic btw, she was no good for anyone. My mom took care of everyones kids :(

You're probably right about it not being sexual though.
In retrospect of course i want it to be sexual because i'm depraved as fuck but it was probably just playing at lions or dinosaurs.

There is probably nobody reading these long posts but I am continuing anyway. It's helping me puzzle through some thoughts as well as securing memories I keep secret without anonymity.

If this wasn't a board where posts are barely (if at all) noticed, read, enjoyed and rarely saved before automatically dying after a few hours or less... I would never let anyone know besides my faggot friend and I keep many thoughts from him also.

One of those is how I somehow have convinced myself he is much more of a homosexual man loving faggot than I am.

I realize that for many years over 90% of penetrative sex involving a penis and anus is my ass opening to take his cock.

That is, by far, the most homosexual act of all. If it wasn't me I would definitely agree the fag who fucks the ass of the other fag the most is more of a real man. The faggiest of fags rarely top men because they like being turned into a sissy homosexual. If "faggot" was used a slur, it refers mostly to men who take man dick inside their backside.

I am that faggot. Of all the things we do, most often I enjoy having it end from orgasm with the physical act most associated with gay men.

It feels good to be full and rock my prostrate on his hard dick because; 1) ~10 years of doing it. 2) I don't have to do all the work. 2) A warm body feels good when you are naked and even better sitting on it naked with a warm shaft inside of me. God created the erection to fill that hole and others. 4) I so want to cum inside a woman without protection and it makes me happy being able to receive cum hoping she would enjoy it and I know he enjoys it. 5) Not a lot of mess. Only sucking each other off and both swallowing is less messy. Anal is less so since I often cum on him and have to clench a bit to keep his cum contained.

So it's obvious I am more gay than he is. I don't think that is true at all though.

He has sex with other men. He likes looking at men. I don't.

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It's hard to channel my inner scot when im getting assblasted by england and brexit all day. I tired to raise my hand for independence but europe shoved it's fat uncut frog dick into it and my vote didn't count for shit.

That is fucking crazy. I thought with Brexit that was perfect opportunity to tell England to fuck off after hundreds of years of bullshit. You got all the oil and you can keep Euro as your currency when you stay in EU, what's the downside?

Cope

Fucking rangers fans(protestants) don't want to leave because they thing celtic fans(papacy) are the irish trying to take over. When really, they are both fucking tools.
The celtic fans only argument for independence is FUCK THE UNION JACK WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK(IRELAND NOT SCOTLAND)
The rangers fans only argument is GREAT BRITAIN, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
tools the lot of them. All of them get molested by their respective priests/football coach

Why is he backing up from her?

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Imagine thinking life revolves around sex, must suck

I'm boring myself now.

All of those words to justify my ass being cocked into as the less gay act.

He likes gay porn to jerk off. I know because we will often pull up some tube sites when he comes over to "get drunk" which is code for fucking. We both know it but still pretend like we are just having a few drinks to chill while watching a movie.

So we have been starting that way for a few years every single time the first night. If he stays two nights or a week (like the end of last month) we don't pretend after breaking the illusion once. I stay naked most of the time other than a blanket or towel. He's in some various state of dressed/undressed depending on pizza deliveries and such.

When the illusion still exists though, we slowly work up to porn. I like regular straight porn and lesbian porn. He is okay with it or claims to be. His preference when watching porn with me is that Dancing Bear type shit.

It's basically a male strip club where men get naked at a fake bachellorette party and eventually various women get a cock shoved in their mouth.

He prefers actual man on man gay porn though. I don't. He knows since I've watched many with him and probably ever single time it is brought up by me or him that my state of arousal isn't enhancing.

The dancing bear seems to be a comprise. I don't watch it myself but I can tell hie like to watch the guys strip naked and I like watching women who are paid whores pretend to not be whores while they "reluctantly" suck dick.

They are hot. Blow job's are hot. I like getting my dick sucked. I like sucking his before or after he does mine or together for 69.

So he is more gay than me. Yes?

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>So he is more gay than me. Yes?
Oh, you were asking a question.
If i say no would it even matter? You seem pretty convinced you're "less gay"

Yet you're on Cred Forums, something doesn't add up...

>he thinks high school matters after it

At least I didn't knock some skank up and have to care for three babies by mid-20s

Also, popular people in high school do not continue to mature - they remain vapid and douchey, and aren't worth being friends with

>He's fucked other dudes though. I helped him and was somewhat involved with the first other dude he got with. The idea was a threesome but lost my sex appetite as I watched them oral each other naked.
I want to tell this story in some detail.

I guess I'll start. We were both 16 (maybe I was 17 or almost) because we had or driver licenses and most of our friends did. The class was about sobibor holocaust stuff so we were sophmores.

We had both been bringing up the idea of recruiting some girls into our fun for a couple years or more.

I didn't have the courage and doubt any such girl willing to join even existed in the world we knew.

He morphed it into bringing in another guy. It became a game we played as foreplay and sometimes even after we nutted.

Names of people we knew were thrown out with questions like "I wonder if he is cut", "He probably has a huge dick", "He had a girlfriend", "Would you dare to ask him", etc.

I was finally coerced and convinced by us speculating and much urging by him to invite over a kid I always sat next to in holocaust history period. I had to do it because he was sort of a friend but only from that class and one earlier (year or semester before?) where he and I were partnered up for the main project in photography old school class.

His basement on that Friday or Saturday night to play HALO until we passed out was the guise.

You know how it ended for me but I'll post the steps before which led to me being disgusted and turned off as I watched him and another fag we turned homo for real be man-o-man just a feet or few away INTENDED that I join in.

if this thread still exists after I find a gay image and submit this now, I'll post more.

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The gay guy helping a dude get pussy or less than 10 second pump chump losing his wad?

I was having sex at 13, and haven't stopped since. But I am attractive.

That's not true. You're an idiot. Those genetically superior jocks live it it up for a minute, but most get fat right after highschool. Then the smart guys study, make money, get older and bang the genetically superior guys daughter when she comes of age and they're in their mid 40s.

blessed be /fit/ and the glorious house of gains
wheymen

With girls who were the same age as you?

Attractive is required to get in but was your dick game enough to imply sex multiple times with multiple women from 13 all the way to now?

Post physique

This thread is going to vanish soon.

It is only me posting long silloulqhuies about fag life today and spreading fag from the evil acquired first hand by sinning with friend as little children knew of hiding search and browser history for adults. We hid it because it was wrong and we knew it. I knew it. He knew it.

We shared talk about what adults do at first. Soon we had sleepovers not free of sin like before. Instead finding evil to show each other what we had found before.

Erections came fast. We both knew each other had them. I would not attempt to slyly arrange until it could not be helped. I glanced him adjusting frequently.

Show him first. He wanted that. I remember that night. Summer after 5th grade. I hesitated briefly but quickly popped boner and hid it under shirt.

He brought his out to display. I glanced for curiosity. He was bigger. I glanced more often because he rubbed his watching laptop porn.

I did mine under shirt at first. I took it out quickly.

We were sitting on his floor. He stopped rubbing to get on his bed with laptop.

I got up to seat myself on his bed so I could still see the screen. That was the first time I exposed myself sexually completely naked so he could see because he told me to.

I don't recall hesitating when he asked. His underwear whitey and tight were already pulled maybe clear to knees so I saw him.

Once he watched me undress to nothing while I stood next to him laying on his bed, he took his off and I laid on his bed. We never touched. I rubbed more and so did he. I didn't cum. I'm nearly positive he didn't either.

He slept naked because he made sure I could see him get dressed in the morning.

I slept naked for some (all?) of night but I was secure in the sleeping bag on the floor with ALL of my clothes inside with me. At some point I dressed myself inside the sleeping bag.

Thread has died?

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Nobody cares whether you learned to talk about age 1 or age 2 or even age 3. And nobody should care whether their first sex is at 17, or 21, or 25. (But 15 is too young, most of the time.)

Healthy attitude.

Pay attention to this.

wow OP I actually feel bad for you if you believe this. Im a broke loser (tho I have a job) and all I do is watch anime, jack off, and play runescape, and even I have a girlfriend who went to the club with me last night and we got lit. if I can do it anyone can lmao.

Nice! Grats user, you're winning.

You know nothing, it’s luck of the draw, half the time they don’t know or lie.

i played sports while growing up and had homies and a gf around age 14 on wards while simultaneously gaming grinding on fken RS and watching my weeb shit. I dont think it was ever that hard to manage both

women statistically find men the most attractive at 27.

Sounds pathetic if I have to be honest :(

if i knew this is what happened to all the kids who didnt get laid i would have left some puss on the table for you man.. my b.

I'm sure sexual acts have advanced their lives so much too.

>You know how it ended for me but I'll post the steps before which led to me being disgusted and turned off as I watched him and another fag we turned homo for real be man-o-man just a feet or few away INTENDED that I join in.
This is a long story if I share the details.

I'll start here and maybe spice it up later --> He was happy for an invite to hang. I don't think he had many friends outside of school 8-3pm.

I want to say he couldn't that weekend when I asked. It seems like we had extra days to get our usual fucks a plenty done because nutting in his mouth was enhanced. I remember warning him I was exploding right now so "swallow my cum" had the anticipation of our plan recently perfected to successfully entice him to join us both in sin.

That was more than a day previous to the night we had him alone in my friends basement. How do I know? I jerked myself off the night before with visions so gay it burned the sexual gratification deep into my faggot side. Sure, I turned him into my bitch of a woman who I was imaging staying hard inside his prison wallet I busted myself to as a women's prison (though his was going to be a new faggot hole soon).

I jerked off all the time then (still do, duh) even though me and my faggot friend did faggot stuff almost every day. I could nut 5x and more easily those days when I wanted to. I can still easily do 3 now when spread apart enough.

There were days though when we didn't find a time or place to lock ourselves from everyone else so we could fuck each other.

There were proabably days when I didn't have the time or energy to jerk myself off ever let alone once or twice MORE on the same day I gay nutted in his mouth, on his stomach, cupped in my hand, etc. BUT I remember the days I didn't make a fag nut my jerking alone nut/s were larger.

That was long. I didn't even make it to the actual day.

Next?

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Spotted the edge lord with nothing going for them in life

i dont think that sex is the key to life op.... there's much more than that lol

Why? Is it also pathetic if I happened to be an attractive female who had her very first sexual contact with another attractive female who was 12 years old?

I am a hot girl who had hot lesbian relationships only with my hot best friend I had known for basically forever. Is that terrible?

If I was female and kept fucking my best friend (who is also a budding female teenager) all through middle school, high school and knew only her touch until I was 21-years-old when a guy split my vagina hole?

What if she and I still had sex as lesbians today on frequent (much less than high school days) occasions?

Pathetic? Awful? Yuck? Never have sex the way unapproved?

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buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrnn

>But being a gamer in the EU I can recall that gaming gave me more pussy the the focking jocks in school =)

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I was wacking off everyday playing video games and banging my girlfriend when I was 15.
You can do both dude.

Funny part is all the "jocks" from my school have fucked up lives and medical problems now.
Meanwhile 10 years later I am still wacking off playing video games most of the day fucking girls and making really good money because I have a NERD software engineer job.

Life isn't about peaking at fucking 17 dude.
GTFO

I'd say your lying but gd trips

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I am upset my experiences are pathetic to you (and I'm sure many many others) because it hits a nerve I pretend I don't have.

That nerve is currently screaming at me telling me how disgusting, shameful, evil and contrary to God's plan.

That was drilled into me before ever talking about any kind of sex (approved only between man and woman as husband and wife) with my best friend. I learned homosexual behavior was so evil the only sin worse is murdering another person. I knew it before the innocent talk become sneaking around my mom whenever I could to find pictures and videos of sex. It was wrong before the innocent talk became awful homosexual actions with my friend.

I learned how wrong it was during our beginnings of sexual exploration together (and really not uncommon among early teenagers). It was a blow to the gut reminder every single Sunday I was forced to go to church every week (she had the power of mom disappointment) as we advanced quickly beyond common sexual curiosity to outright sodomy not just with our mouths but SODOMIZING OUR ASSHOLES WITH THE OTHERS ERECTION when we were only 14 years old.

I knew it was abhorrent homosexual behavior never allowed because it was specifically laid out in a pamphlet for teenage boys never to attempt or imagine with wanting.. punished in this world with excommunication and everlasting hell in the next life.

It didn't stop me from doing it with him or learning quickly that I wasn't very good at laying my pipe inside of him but he was really good at piping my rectum and came inside it frequently as we found new positions, places, moves, etc.

So fuck me a faggot. I've been evil. I continue to be evil.

You got me to turtle my cock. It's back now with a slight chubby.

I WILL FAG SOME MORE. I want to ride his hard dick and take a load in a couple weeks. The only thing that will stop me is if a goddess instead gives her baby chute to me for impregnation.

Not erect. Will be soon. Thanks pathetic non-sex-having loser.

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I might be embellishing some memories a decent amount.

The facts are the heart of it.

Why would anyone who isn't a gay faggot admit to doing so much gay faggot sex with his friend who is a gay faggot. I'm also getting aroused as I search for new gay faggot material to post with these words which are truth at their core.

I've ate my friends asshole with my mouth since we were teens and as recently as December 29th or so. Mine has been devoured at least as much though likely even more.

Would an eater of man poop hole and a man who enjoys his own poop hole being eaten out by the mouth, lips and outreached tongue wanting more than it can get EVER ADMIT TO DOING THAT?

No. True.

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Fuck. I want this chub to turn into a full erection.

It isn't going. It will as soon as I stop worrying about how to explain my actions to nobody who actually cares or knows what I do.

I'm stopping when this thread dies or I give up.

That's when I make sure the amateur girl on guy porn clip I've got queued up for masturbation is up for the task. If it is nutting myself off to it.

If it isn't good enough. I'll find something else. Hey, maybe some man on man action??? Hasn't worked much (if ever) in the past but I could try again... worst that happens is I give up on it, close my eyes and bring a never fail memory into my mind. A never-fail spank bank with proper hand technique always makes my dick cough up a batch of freshly made babies from my balls.

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Jokes on you I lost my virginity at 13 and played all the video games after.

Jokes on you, I was getting fucked by my step dad

Yes. You sound very qualified to tell me what life is all about.

/thread

I’m not a faggot who thinks about other guys having sex like you OP.

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sounds like you're just another aids faggot, hope you die soon

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gamer? lol you are retarded and aspergers as much as any american pig..fuck off perma virgin

It's only me here now.

I'm going to abandon how my friend and I got the other kid aroused, hard, naked, willing and wanting a homo handy and sucky to completion. That was desired by a never-fag after just a few hours with some 16-year-old newish-fags.. unsure though if he was going to save completion for a fucky instead of taking it on the sucky.

I was part of all the build up. I helped compile the porn bookmarks. It started normal and engaged to what my fag friend liked more than I ever have.

I watched us all get naked slowly by fragging each other in Halo.

I was aroused and wanting to suck him nice but edging his load to stay in his balls while my faggot-user-of-my-anus also edge no his balls with sucking and rubbing.

The goal I wanted before we even had the fresh virgin faggot meat in the basement was how imagined a strong erection would easily be maintained inside the new rectum. It was easy to believe a not so large ass from behind looked the part of a girl. In doggy I have long imagined some faggots on video are about the same. Vagina from where her poop is born sounds pleasurable. It can be fertilized with my semen.

Catching a glimpse of ball sack or a hanging dong kills me though. Solution would be to go in deep and stay belly to ass hiding girl cock from sight.

That's what I hoped for.

When I quite abruptly lost my erection nearly instantly during the first act after we were naked though, the dreams were replaced with disgust.

I had the training (and still do) to do fag things with my fag friend. It is different since I never see the entire picture.

I had the entire picture of faggot laying on his back nude. New kid straddling being maneuvered so his erect dick (unshaved anything, cut penis, nothing remarkable I recall about size) was immediately taken into faggot friends mouth.

Go on?

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Those same guys now have multiple kids by women they aren't married to (and the girls who did now have children by men they aren't married to), in addition to some of them being dead, in jail, on probation, or on the run. I'm lucky: I can just sit here and shitpost after work everyday.

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reliable

I have an image still burned into my mind as it started and made me nope out.

New kid was laying stomach down to friends stomach up in classic 69 territory.

Faggot who fags my asshole still had a solid grasp of his dick balls deep in his mouth which was more than enough YET he still decided did something he has never tired with me and I would never let him do. He actually wrapped his completely arms around new kid like a reverse groin hug. It was too gay for me...

...yes, I had already enjoyed a bounty of cum dumps inside my asshole from most positions by that age. Remember we started actual penetration of anus via penis about 2 years earlier AND we fucked with frequency back then. We lived only 2 blocks apart. It is not only young, dumb and full of cum prime age but also fairly new sensations needing to be ironed out.

Some days we managed to get each others nut off 3 times. It happened frequently enough that a single 3x homosexual orgasm doesn't stick out in my memory. It was the exception though. Most likely scenario during that still ramping up to peak performance time was once a day as an average.

Some weeks we would only do a Tuesday afternoon nutting since we both had been texting (in code usually but not enough to keep SMS threads around -- nuked often) in agreement that the late Saturday (technically Sunday morning) session in my locked bedroom was essentially forever ago. It also lacked all noise. My house usually required suppression of talk related to fucking including the tiniest of grunts that made it better. My TV at normal volume could be the only thing heard.

My house had a locked door (with a chair as backup) between what we were doing and family literally 15 feet away in the kitchen or worse. The thrill of getting caught enhanced it at times though.

His room in his basement was less precarious. I like audio feedback when my prostrate gets it good.

Okay, I will stop for now and continue if thread is not dead...

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I believe (admittedly not based in reality of most observers) that I am less of an actual real homosexual than he is.

The foundation of my belief lies in the reality of him not just being attracted to sex we have had together and will have in the future but he is attracted to other men based on a quick first time glance... such as a stranger buying a drink at the counter while he waits to pay for gas.

That's what I do when I see a woman I do not know. If she has features which are designed to show off her ability to mate, I can save to my sexual file a single glace of the right woman with snapshots focused on birthing hips, breast size, youthful skin, etc. I do not know what she looks like naked but I want to from nothing more than a 10-second stare.

I don't do that with guys. He does. I am not attracted to him as a man. I am attracted to the sexual acts we have done together over the years.

He watches gay porn to cum. I have tried and prefer watching a woman and man in porn. I can cum to the latter. My go-to porn is straight. His go-to porn is gay.

I am generally the one dictating what we do each time and give him permission to do what feels good for us both. I put him in charge often for brief periods based on how the overall sessions is going and when I think we would both benefit for him pretending to decide what we do.

It's hard for me to think of a time during our approximately 3,000 different types of evil acts we have done together over all our time.

I let him go wild and I enjoy him doing it. It's done, without either of us saying anything, under my orders though.

So I am dominating him because I have found pleasure from what he can do. I am using his erection to make me happy because I really enjoy cumming from a postage massage. It also makes it enjoyable to me knowing he loves cumming from the sensation, visual, etc. I am able to give him during the same act.

I am essentially topping his penis with my ass.

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Time to stop I guess. Another picture as a bump that i collected.

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less of this girl?

So long to page 5. Good riddance to this thread, gays and those who have gay sex up the butt yet desire to be straight.

See you at 9 or 10.

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You make a lot of assumptions about people. And you know what they say: every assumption begins with an ass.

I did all these things, but was in choir instead of sports. Ive been sexually active since I was 9, and I don't feel like I missed anything, and I know this is a troll thread but people will believe it who read it and they will feel the dread that you attempt to evoke, because you, yourself, feel it, too.

Life doesn't end after highschool, but it does change, and for many reasons. All your life you are being prepared and groomed to complete menial tasks on a strict schedule, and when you become an adult, you are expected to leave that community, those friends, and go complete menial tasks with people you connect with less.

The work increases, and the leisure decreases. This is intentional, but you are not imprisoned if you don't want to be.

I am 25 years old now, and my capacity to meet friends, to live closely with them, to gain new skills, to meet new loves and find grand adventures has not decreased one bit, but I see many of my friends fall into the same despair that many do - that life something worsens as it goes.

It is objectively up to you to decide whether or not that happens. You can grow jaded and isolated and obey the system that controls your life, or you can take the wheel and create for yourself a better life and a better mind, more similar to the one you felt in your youth.

That spirit has not left you; you have simply buried it under years of illusions, ego, lies, and repression. The things you think you know, and you think youve learned, are what prevent you from accessing that spirit, but I promise you that it is still there. If you need some sort of proof, nearly every single holy book has a passage (or multiple) regarding this fact

If the entire world of theology and faith have observed, secularly, this fact; than I believe it worth merit.

Be well, user. Know your own power.

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I live in a world shaped by my knowledge, experience and wisdom.

It is valid assumption from my perspective.

To others who live in a world formed specifically around what they know, I may be an ass.

Who is right and who is wrong?

There isn't a specific answer. Reality manifesting as truth is on a spectrum no two people ever share exactly.

Will you let her latch her mouth between the cheeks of your ass? She is what I desire in my fantasy sex life. A beautiful woman who wants to be with me as I want to be with her so she gives pleasure with her mouth unable to let my anus free until I allow it. I allow her to release only after I've experienced her tongue deeper than she has ever been able reach.

We are in love so I will return her a similar favor as she wishes. I am her slave until she releases me.

We continue this forever as a King and His Queen were meant to do.

You witness her latching to a man which should be me because I want you to see and accept love the same.

Do you accept the greatest love of all that its power is only possible to know through oral stimulation of your butthole?

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Goodbye, goodbye everybody

You are correct. Life is still molding what we eventually become at 18 when most graduate high school.

Life is in the last stages of formation and we have maybe 5-10 years left. Those remaining years of becoming who we are have been guided on a path by the time of graduation.

That path is who we are in all things.

Sexually, what we were able to experience (or lack of) has likely happened already.

I'm guessing you never had sex in high school.

I am so sorry.

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Lmao they probably peaked in high school it's all downhill from there

at least I'm not a nigger

we already have a ylyl thread, no needd to make another

If you read my post you would know that I had sex in high school, as I was sexually active since age 9. I have had 22 sexual partners and the majority of those were before age 20

Your post is really confusing and doesn't make much sense to me. You have a very finite and cynical view in this way