Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

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shoot the ugly wigger in the head til her brain hemorhages

throw the twitch thot out the window

Kick her ass for being on my computer. Fucking cunt sister.

what's that mat under the keyboard?

Ask her politely yet firmly to leave before I shoot her for trespassing on my private property.

treat her like all women should be treated and kick her teeth in

its a mousepad for homosexuals

Nice computer area. Are those chairs comfy? I need a good gaming chair.

Filthy twitch thot. What's her name so I can look her up and strongly disapprove of her?

Realize that I've entered *a* bedroom, but not *my* bedroom and that I must be in the wrong apartment. Leave quickly and hope that the thot doesn't call the cops.

You get what you pay for.
If you buy a cheap one that looks good, itll probably be stiff and the pleather will likely rip easily within the first 6 months
If you pony up the money for a good one, you wont be disappointed

do a 360 and get the hell out of there

Hug her and introduce myself
Then get even closer and make out with her while shes on the chair and Im on my knees with my arms wrapped tightly around her waist

Yeah, going to need a name so that I can hang my head in disgust at her pictures.

bump

take my joint out on balcony and enjoy the view

Pay her and make an appointment for next week.

360 and leave

Force feed her 20 eggs then order a black keyboard mouse and mouse pad.

Apparently you flunked geometry.
A 360 is a complete circle, you fucktard!

>Apparently you flunked geometry.A 360 is a complete circle, you fucktard!

He could be walking backwards out of the room

WHEN THE FUCK DID I GET A BALCONY!

720 should do the job

Give her all of my money and then beg her to show me her feet

LoL

Send her back to the kitchen where she belongs.

Tell her "That's a nice set of headphones over there if you want to use them."

It's a polite way to let her know I just got off work and I'm ready to go to bed because I have a12 hour shift tomorrow with a 1 hour commute and I don't want to be disturbed. So she can play her fucking video games on my god-damned PC that I fucking worked my ass off to pay for at a respectable level of quietness.

Had this in real life actually.
My first thought usually was
"jeez, why can't I just get on the computer straight away"?

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Helenalive she follows me on IG she is pretty rude tbh but id pipe

>seething virgins

this

What the fuck happened to my ocean view!?

>call police since there is an unknown intruder in my home.
>press charges

begone thot

Shake her by the shoulder and scream "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WIFE"

turn 360 and leave

release the kraken

Tell her I just ordered pizza for her and Tyrone and tell her I love her so much and have a good night because it's her birthday and it's ok if she lost the engagement ring I'll get her another one.

“Yo get the fuck off mom said it’s my turn”

Realize the opportunity and rape the bitch. Knock her ass out tie her arms and legs up and fuck that sweet ass. Play some vidya, have dinner and rape her again. You've just obtained personal fucktoy for life.

Mporeis na peis estw Mia leksi sta agglika?

She wont fuck you either incel

new fag

Confirmed newfag

I could easily fuck her with my 8inch dicko, but I wouldn't because sex is boring if you have it every day LMAO! So I would just ask her to leave and play my favorite game - Gothic 2.

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Use shotgun