Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
how the fuck is this shit rolling still isnt it like unlaughable or is there some gimmick behing i missed?
Christian Hall
You're missing it
Ayden Adams
Hershel Krustovski at a tender young age
Gabriel Adams
Fucking lost.
Matthew Scott
I know that gay blowjob
Aiden Allen
holy fuck lol, how does he plan to get anywhere? Morrowind isn't a real place, that map won't help him! He's going to be so lost.
Jason Collins
Just another day in Brooklyn.
Jaxon Thompson
>7 y.o. stealing crack lighters at a party before nailing a slut
Asher Allen
Actually kekked for once thanks
Jose James
Cringe
Carson Rodriguez
Is that because Albanians drink and fuck? Do Muslims hate them?
Andrew Turner
>This is supposed to be a joke >but this actually happened Still a joke but now even funnier
Brody Rodriguez
Lost
Nathaniel Reyes
where she belongs
Evan Gomez
>make eye contact with person from 300 yards away >Immediately check to make sure wallet is still in pocket
Carson White
looks like a bean bag taking a selfie
Michael Johnson
Fucking lost so hard
Austin Powell
lost
Lucas Rivera
lost
Justin Baker
this is me
Landon Long
fucking lol
Charles Hernandez
>it probably says "grape" and the g is simply covered by the sticker. >press the button. >get violently fucked in the ass by a group of niggers.
James Morgan
lost
Nolan White
Holy shit it's been years
Hunter Stewart
I'd fuck it
Mason Moore
why wouldn't you have any standards?
Brayden Wilson
Whatre you a fuck up??
Cameron Watson
fuck off dad.
Lucas Jenkins
Lol
Eli Richardson
what am I missing here.....
Dominic Cox
Holy shit it's my half ape son!! Congrats on marrying the 44th president, I'm telling all of the family chimps!
Tyler Martinez
Bump
Jose Fisher
She actually put her face against an elephant dick, white woman man, they're the niggers of the sexes. (Jews too)
Jonathan Carter
Lost
Grayson Thomas
Graduate degree in fluid dynamics, eh? I am sure you know all about Stokes-Navier stuff then, don't you? Laminar Flow? Ansys? Knew you didn't, you lying faggot.