Actual funny YLYL
Actual funny YLYL
Leo Stewart
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Josiah Ward
Ryder Price
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Alexander Diaz
Parker Green
Aaron Collins
Cameron Sanders
What took you? You're losing your touch user
Nathan Lewis
Get
William Cox
Jayden Butler
checked
Thomas Harris
Ryder Smith
Joshua Clark
Aaron Reyes
Fuck off Randy
Bentley Long
fuck off randy
Jaxson Howard
Jose Torres
Landon Wilson
actual dogshit pasta
Robert Flores
Brody Stewart
chuckled sensibly
Oliver Richardson
Dylan Edwards
Funny
Nicholas Nelson
Hudson Bell
lol'ing hard Cred Forumsro
Cooper Gomez
Austin Ramirez
Nicholas Cooper
I dont get this one
Jeremiah Wood
the lolicaust never happened
Angel Mitchell
Hudson Nelson
Funny.
Ethan Allen
k
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William Morales
contributing
Jaxson Watson
Cooper Thompson
Cameron Ortiz
Thomas Bennett
Chase Myers
Spelling colours without a u. Many keks. Good one user
Jaxon Lopez
Could you burn 6 million cattle with 10 ovens if I gave you a year to accomplish this?
William Thomas
n
Nathaniel Flores
Austin Kelly
Luke Allen
for future people: obama is on the 'n'
Samuel Bennett
Josiah Stewart
Holy shit that was awful
Jonathan Robinson
do you have the one about 6 million hotdogs ?
Luke Garcia
Brandon Powell
Hudson Gonzalez
Brandon Jenkins
Asher Ramirez
Zachary Russell
>Nazi Symbol Anime Girl
Almost got me for the dumbest reason
Charles Reed
Six million is estimated total kill count of Jewish holocaust victims by all means and in all locations, not just those gassed and burnt in the camps. Auschwitz-Birkenau had four Kremas composed of just under fifty muffle ovens. Modern burial cremations are done one body at a time, often including a coffin, and cremation temperatures are regulated by work safety laws. This is not how the Nazis were doing it.
Dylan Anderson
Rolling for watermelon
Landon Harris
Roll
Julian White
They did the math the way they calculate interests, so it's was really one million, give or take.
Alexander Scott
Motherfucker think I can pass that up?
Jeremiah Ward
I've actually been in contact with her before at a birthday party in the park, she lives in california, her parents are misserable, i would be too if i had to take care of what is essentially a waste of time and resources
Jackson Fisher
Funny enough to disregard the reddit
Benjamin Anderson
Topf and Sonne, the engineering firm which constructed the creamatoriums and gas chambers in Auschwitz-Birkenau, specified that multiple bodies be burnt at once. The ovens were kept at temperatures that caused frequent damage to the Krema buildings themselves. Auschwitz-Stammlager's Krema I went through three chimneys because of heat related stress before it was decommissioned and the exterminations were moved to camp II.
Josiah Green
Rolling
Caleb Edwards
Kek
Jordan Miller
roll
Nathan Taylor
Noah Reed
Sebastian Sullivan
Henry James
>creamatoriums
er, crematoriums
Christopher Parker
gibs me dat
Jeremiah Roberts
Madame president 2020
David Martin
Mason Campbell
Funny that Trump's patsy attorney general could cover for Clinton then.
Hudson Roberts
Aaron Peterson
Michael Ortiz
Aaron Perry
is this post malone?
Ian Flores
>2020
>still believing soviet propaganda
what a faggot
Jackson Green
Ryder Morris
Asher Gonzalez
yeah was definitely the clintons not the current president who was quoted referring to epstein as a 'good man' i mean the clintons have so much to lose like...yeah stfu loser
Samuel Martin
IIImagine the smelll
Jaxson Harris
Neltarkwon Smith
Joseph Cruz
Fuck off Randy
Henry Sanders
jammareo washington
Cameron Edwards
Anthony White
The western allies liberated several death camps. Dachau for instance. And how'd Nazi occupied Poland manage to have contemporaneous accounts of the genocide if Soviets invented it later?
Anthony Garcia
Blake Richardson
neltalicious jones
Juan Scott
roll
Austin Myers
Colton Jackson
Wyatt Perry
Those claims were never made or validated by historians and cannot discredit the established historiography.
Dominic Morgan
>Nazi occupied Poland
It's called East Prussia faggot, and you can't "occupy" land that was stolen from you in the first place. Careful faggot, your ignorance is showing.
Henry Foster
...
Andrew Brooks
9.5 million Jews in 1933, try again.
Juan Fisher
Smonk we'd
Noah Thompson
Alexander Rivera
yes
Noah Gutierrez
No, they were made by the money grubbing lying kike "survivors" that claim to have been there. Glad you can agree they're full of shit.
Jayden Cooper
Niggerolling
Easton Price
>crematorium
What kind of retard turns bodies into cream?
Christian Nelson
Roll
Andrew Mitchell
>Filename
Fuck you
Julian Flores
Multiple sources show your kikey numbers don't add up.
Liam Davis
Rollin'
Connor Perry
someone give this guy a round of applause.
it's rare to see someone use clear graphics to rebut /pol nonsense with obvious logic even a neonazi can understand
Levi Harris
roll
Luke Hill
Aside from Obummer, the x and w are swapped
Eli Lewis
No its Samir al Hadid you fucking newfag
Jack Murphy
does it have to be 6 million for nazis to be asshats?
you have factory equipment for murder on an industrial scale. no one is denying that.
if we establish that many murders took place the actual number is kinda irrelevant.
Henry Nguyen
Bruh
Evan Hernandez
Haha, of course, the British and Americans never would lie to justify a war.
Juan Howard
dildo yoga ball
Elijah Sanders
Fuck it, this thread is shit. Rolling
Christian Jones
Good job guy! I don't engage anti semites because they're dumb as hell, but I appreciate people who do.
Ryan Bennett
Rooollll
Josiah Brown
Tytarterious Jackson
Benjamin Walker
the us didn't even know about death camps until they discovered them after the german collapse.
read a history book jesus
the us went into the war to back up a faltering england, not to save jews
Easton Barnes
Ian Morris
Way to traumatize the kids
Matthew Morgan
I guess I'll post a few funny stories from work
>Be me
>ER Nurse
>Paramedics call, they're driving in a patient that survived their suicide attempt for the third time.
>Know the guy he really fucking tries.
>Tried to slit his veins, only for his whore of an ex-wife to find him as she is taking her things, he didn't lock the door to the bathroom
>Tried swallowing pills, only to get sick and throw them up
>The doctor from the paramedics comes in, visibly holding back laughter.
>The guy is 6"4' and 265lbs of meat, he's built like a fucking freight train
>He wanted to hang himself.
>He tied his noise up and proper, and tied it to the attic support beam in his shitty cottage out of town
>As this massive load of mass jumped down from the stool, the old rotten support beam gave way, and he fell to the ground.
>He only broke both his legs and one lumbar vertebrae.
>Mfw he still had the noise around his neck when they driven him in on the stretcher because they didn't have scissors thick enough
>mfw the guy knew me and realized truly that he fucked up again
>Mfw his roof partway buckled when he was in the psych ward
Parker Perry
The primary documentation establishing the facts of the holocaust comes from the literally millions of pages of paperwork the Nazis left detailing the genocide. Here are links to electronic uploafs from the original archives, take a look:
Open Access Primary Sources: holocaustcontroversies.
blogspot.
com/p/open-access-holocaust-sources-and.
html?m=1
And before you claim these are all forgeries by native Russian speakers I'd like to see some evidence of that. Forensic document alaysis is a thing. There are textual clues: typography, grammar, spelling, dates, names, signatures.
Kevin Cooper
sheeeitt
Christopher Cruz
Please read the image you are replying to.
Evan Gutierrez
Bring it
Blake Morgan
archive.is
Index of Published Evidence on Mass Extermination at Auschwitz and Auschwitz-Birkenau
Connor Walker
Periius smith? What am I french???
Carson Morales
I'm gonna get me a pre-war laser.
I'm gonna keep saying it every time until someone gets the reference. Dud.e.. you got my reference?!?!
STOP.
WAIT.
Fucking c*stard parts kits I'm a dentist and do some fixins' to your mouth by putting an AR trigger in your gumhole for an instaheago pose Smash roastie skulls with aluminum cheap dirty baseball bats hit hit hit crack hit thump eye socket dislodge thump hit shink stab roll through all the verbs Because you can. Fucking aheago real life faces. The eyes are too cartoonish and I'm pressed to believe they're actually real life.
Matthew Ross
roll tide
Jose Thomas
>Where are the bodies?
Christopher Adams
Fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck off, fucking Randy
Eli Thomas
Anti semite scum and jdif Jew faggots, all of you go somewhere else. This is a ylyl thread and neither of you are remotely funny.
Kevin Anderson
What am I lookin' at here? Is it supposed to be surreal? It just makes me hate people who run nursing homes.
Jordan Bell
>Factory equipment for murder on an industrial scale
you mean like, bombs, planes, ammo, guns..?
Aiden Sanchez
Now THIS is Schizoposting.
Andrew Price
What are you a fucking moron
Jonathan Rodriguez
This turned fucking boring
Cameron Hall
You do realize any death in a worker camp was because the allies destroyed all of the infrastructure in Germany causing millions to starve and die of disease, right? America did the exact thing in WW2 with the Japanese in California, they viewed them as a threat and put them in work camps. The only difference was America was never bombed and turned into the fucking apocalypse like happened to Germany. And yes the kikes were a threat, by the time Hitler came to power millions already died from the jewish invention that is communism. Not only had genocides like the Holodomor already occured, but the communist jewish terrorists called "Antifa" were litteraly stabing germans in the streets, pic related. Alas, the victor gets to write the history through and the ignorant will believe it, faggot.
Lucas Wood
Cremated, fucknugget.
Jack Russell
funny the first time user, give it up
Chase Cruz
Yeah because in the end Hitler's kill ration was the lowest compared to stalin and mao
John Collins
Even if 6 million DID die, I think we can all agree it wasn't enough.
Luis Richardson
>Working night shift on ER again
>New year's Eve, this year, around ten-ish PM
>A woman, the driver presumably, and two men come into the office. One of them, the patient's friend had to see his friend in distress and provide support.
>One has a lightbulb in his mouth.
>Not the first or the last person to partake in some mind illumination activities.
>Easy fix, intravenous muscle relaxers, a bit of a wiggle and the lightbulb is out of the mouth.
>The lightbulb is still good, just plug it in and it'll shine.
>Give it back to the woman after I clean it off, and off they go to continue new year celebration.
>Go out for a smoke after they're gone, and see the woman dragging the patient's friend by the hair to my office. Not by the hand, or something else. She's fucking fuming at the mouth, dragging him back to my office.
"This dense motherfucker" she starts. "This dense motherfucker just laughed at him, for being so weak, that he could remove the lightbulb easily! So you know what?" She continues, and pulls the man up by the hair.
"This dense fucker decided to show him how and now, look."
>The fucking lightbulb is in the other man's mouth.
>Mfw
Daniel Wright
HURR DURR DURR MUH JOOOZ R TEH EVLIZZ!
You'll cringe like fuck when you remember this shit, after you grow up junior.
Carson Cruz
>Roll
Christopher Roberts
Never said they used the holocaust lie to start the war, but they have used it to justify the illegal war afterwards. Maybe you should work on your reading comprehension faggot
Michael Evans
gawd if only rite?
Juan Moore
Jackson Peterson
The fuck is this?
Joseph Hughes
Holy hell my sides.
Benjamin Anderson
Thomas Evans
Okay
Dylan Murphy
Thanks for proving my point on your ignorance.
Tyler Brooks
The game
Ayden Parker
Same from you, prove to me their not forgeries. Pro tip: you cant.
Charles Gray
Here's your (You) I guess, you fucking spastic.
Oliver Myers
Frig off Randy and put a friggin shirt on for chrisakes
Oh and nice dubs by the way... friggin jerkface
Michael Smith
>Walk through hallway after lunch.
>Man on a stretcher, face down, something obviously extremely long is up his ass.
>Peek under the bedsheet
>Mfw it's a massive florescent lightbulb.
>Mfw his excuse is that he was reading and it fell from the ceiling into his asshole.
>Mfw
Alexander White
>Does the number matter?
yes
>why?
Because there are still jews jewing up the world more than ever.
Austin Sanchez
Alexander Long
Yes, that's what is says. Cremated and buried. The burial pits and pyres at Auschwitz were located via geological surveys done in the 60's.
Lincoln King
Jack Moore
The archives record when, where, and how the documents were recovered from the Nazis.
James Sanchez
Oh i get it, its not funny, and its gay, but i get it
Gabriel Cook
Lost
Colton Bailey
Reminder reminder that Holocaust deniers are on the same level of conspiratorial dunderheadedness as flat earthers. Let me explain how: All of us know that the earth revolves around the sun, but I doubt any of us here could prove so mathematically. Does that make our knowledge less certain? Absolutely not. We know what we know on the basis of the expertise of those who can prove it and have. Historiography, although not a science, is modeled on the scientific method in that all historical research is evidence based. Historians use only primary sources and ascertain the validity of their findings through a web of peer review. "History is written by the winners" is a tired platitude which dismisses the study of history as a sort of literature, not the evidence based methodology it actually is. Everything is documented. If you don't believe it, just follow the citations. Ever wonder why deniers just pick at non-historical accounts of the Holocaust and never touch anything penned by an actual historian? Because they can't refute the bedrock of historiographical research establishing the facts of the holocaust, the primary documentation, without flailing their arms and claiming without evidence that all of the Nazis' own paperwork are Jewish forgeries, or that chemists, geologists, archeologists, or any other experts are in on it too.
Isaiah Turner
What is happening here?
Dominic Cruz
hullabungarulla
Owen Nguyen
Looks like they had the pizza on a plastic cutting board and put it into the oven, but i ain't no scientician.
James Thomas
Roll
Wyatt Reyes
>10 ovens
About 50 at Auschwitz-Birkenau alone. See
Jack Hall
Wtf, this makes no sense
Cooper Hall
Einstein forgot to remove the plastic sheet
Evan Rodriguez
Yes boiii
Jeremiah Barnes
this one hit me cause the entire world is so fucked.
Ayden Russell
No one here browses /x/ enough to get this one
Jackson Smith
Rollin in my 6-4
Angel Perry
rollan'
Lincoln Watson
literally noone cares.
I seriously hope Hitler killed 6 million jews.
I would be seriously disappointed to find out he did otherwise.
there, are you jews happy now?
Blake Robinson
Evan Wood
Fucking white people.
Dylan Nelson
Rollin for gibs
Caleb Phillips
RALLIN
Lincoln Perez
Rollerino
Michael Hughes
Y nut
Thomas Russell
Roll
Isaac Sanchez
Recaption this to "Justin Trudeau - Colorized "
Zachary Butler
fucking lost
come on, Ken
Hunter Robinson
rollo
Leo Foster
The Maine in Spain falls mainly because of the Jews
Asher Lewis
Rollin Rollin rollin
Jason Clark
>dancing israelis
Christian Perez
more
Jace Cooper
rolling for "it's a me, Lamareo Carter!"
James Parker
it wasn't monsigneur president up till now either, so shut up you french pig
Grayson Johnson
Rolling nig
Zachary Ramirez
roll
Chase Roberts
lets get this cracka lackin
Blake Allen
cicada is back at it, bois
Nolan Lewis
Fuck off Randy
Evan Phillips
Fuck off
Gabriel Baker
italian bukkake?
Landon Baker
Ian Perry
fucking Kek lost
Jace Johnson
Liam Rivera
Jayden Lee
Luis Collins
Science discovery center
Jack Diaz
autist
Parker Rivera
Rollingus
Brayden Robinson
Dddddd
Isaiah Turner
Jace Cruz
Nigify me cap'n
Isaiah Harris
You’re supposed to delete the post dipshit newfag
Nicholas James
Joshua Phillips
Shutup randy
Brandon Rivera
Going to be an epidemic of zoomers with bone spurs this year kekkekk
Isaiah Moore
>the absolute state of the right
Parker Moore
those almanacs use PROJECTED figures from long before. do you think that during the war they were going around and casually counting people?
Oliver Fisher
I can't believe I lost to this.
Lucas Morris
user did a obvious overexaggeration dumbass and now imagine 5000 ovens, not even that would make you 6 million cookies, not even remotely
Cameron Bell
Justin Allen
Fucking randy
Liam Harris
Fuck off back to pol faggot. No one cares.
You are literal cringe.
Jordan Watson
rrrrrroooooollllllliiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggg
William Nelson
cooning
Jace Lewis
Tyler Cox
Hey look it’s op!
Jaxson Roberts
Adam Morales
Charles Turner
Carter Morris
Kayden James
Colton Lewis
Dylan Lee
Isaiah Reed
Kek, wat am i lost to
Adrian Reed
Lost
Gabriel Roberts
Cameron Anderson
Angel Fisher
frig off rand
Zachary Nelson
Roooooowlin.
Xavier Ross
no u
Cameron Reed
Yeet
Thomas Bailey
Sensible chuckle.jpg
Kayden Rogers
>read it from left to right, confusion
>read it up down left to right, more >confusion
>read it backwards
lost
Carson Bennett
Juggernaut law. She'll still find a bf to take care of her
Isaac Ross
That’s so fucking stupid I lol’d
Camden Cox
Roll
Nathan Johnson
Jose Murphy
I do
Justin Flores
1: they didn't cremate everyone
2: The number is 12 million
Fucking idiot.
Jason Torres
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA :dddd OMG so funynnyny fucking hell i lostinged so hard lololo XDDD my stomach hurts from laugh hahah
Jose Hill
roll
Chase Flores
When I was at school it was 6 million, mostly jews.
When I was at collage it was 6 million jews.
A few years ago it was 11 million, mostly jews.
Now it's 12 million. We really need stricter licenses for time machines.
Tyler Anderson
preach
Evan Brown
New evidence faggot
Parker Cox
Dude are you fucking retarded, the Clintons have way more connections to that freak than Trump.
Adrian Nguyen
I liked that A-Ha video.
Levi Baker
Ryder Collins
>When I was at school it was 6 million, mostly jews.
>When I was at collage it was 6 million jews.
>A few years ago it was 11 million, mostly jews.
>Now it's 12 million. We really need stricter licenses for time machines.
youtube.com
Nathan Evans
roliposad
Tyler Martinez
Quality post there user
Jack Walker
Its a nice ass tho
Camden Johnson
Communist uniform
"right wing"
2/10
Justin Gomez
Brandon Bell
Carson Harris
Fag
Luis Roberts
Nation's leader? What's funny about that?
Jayden Richardson
5000 ovens making just 3 cookies a day makes you almost 6 million cookies in one year. WWII lasted more than a year.
Justin Gray
I love this!
Christopher Jenkins
Okay
Robert Hill
Ken M is my spirit troll.
Anyone have the rest?
Samuel Rivera
I disagree. Jewrassic Park was indeed remotely funny.
Gabriel Kelly
roooooooollllling nibba
Adrian Carter
fuck it's been years since I lost
Jonathan Hernandez
rollin, smokin
Kevin Rodriguez
The knit cap gets me every time.
Noah Long
dubs have spoken
Tyler Roberts
Niggers tongue my anus
Logan Jackson
what the fuck faggot? you're too much of a scared little faggot to say nigger. just say nigger.
Jeremiah Ortiz
Rowl
Brandon Martin
roll
Aaron Cox
Excuse me, but his name is JerMarTerious Washington
Christopher Hernandez
Wow, I actually lost for once.
Nicholas Phillips
Nigger
Adam Reyes
stay mad nibba
Brayden Long
That thing’s gonna cause a derailment.
Hunter Gonzalez
K, raul
David Torres
Oh hey, looks like I'm satan now.
Jackson Garcia
>almanac writers were lazy and didnt change the numbers so your source cant be accurate
>we used the same source but its accurate for us
Michael Gonzalez
Pearl Harbor was no joke, faggot.
Ian Long
rolling
Nicholas Butler
all hail
Eli Gutierrez
Nice
Jonathan Perry
>the rest
He's posted thousands of comments. Just suck it up and go to the subreddit.
Isaiah Wright
Hey goy, ty for counter argument I just never really looked into it on either side except for on b/. What is counter argument to population surveys not reflecting a loss of millions in years before and after?
Camden Sanchez
Hahahahaha LOST
Austin Evans
dang
I lost it, I guess
Aaron Hernandez
>their
lol
Charles Cooper
m
Alexander Foster
is this ISIS?
look at the tags that go with thier post...
it dosnt make sence. its just exsposure
Alexander Lewis
n
Julian Collins
l
Adrian Butler
>History is written by the victors and they always tell the truth.
Angel Ross
"Help! We need laws to protect our religion!!"
Aiden Lewis
Roll
Sebastian Wilson
hahahAAAAA oreng man BATFOOOOOO
cope
William Kelly
Checked. OH wow... I pulled some shit like that one superbowl where I had a takeout pizza that I was supposed to leave on the cardboard. Took it off and left it on the grill inside the oven. The entire thing was just a drippy mess. I felt so stupid and should have known better since I'd worked at a pizzeria at least to put it on a pan. I thought it would just crisp up. Nope.
Now, I just make home-made pizzas from scratch with a stone.
Asher Morgan
Rolls
Dylan Moore
Yeah, I browse that place and still didn't get it.
Ryder James
Xavier Lewis
Gavin Miller
Goooood one
Ryder Gray
bitch I live 30 miles from Auschwitz, it's clear that Holocaust happened, you go there and see all of that shit and that tough guy act you have in here will be gone
Jackson Gonzalez
Damn, they still keep all the dead jews in there, and let you see them?
Levi Phillips
Ryder Sanders
Parker Allen
Ooooo lets roll
Liam Garcia
>"Ver are the vacuum tubes?"
Carter Price
Joseph Green
roll
Jordan Harris
Logan Foster
rolling for nigger lulz