GUYS GUYS GET DOWN! THERE’S A SNIP-

TAKE COVER!

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AND RETURN FIRE!

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dont worry soldier! well get you out of here!

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Candlejack thre

MY LEG!!!!

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Hey! Another oldfag! Sheeeeit man I remember these threads from back in the d-

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on my way!

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What the fuck is going on over here. Im hearing gunshots, people screaming, and ... why are there 4 dead people in the courty-

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Epstein didn't kill himse-

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hey idiot, if you got shot by a sniper then how did you click the "Post" but-

fuck me 8 ball's gone

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, ki-

Come on guys, not this immature shit aga-

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understan-

You can’t kill me. I’m black black lives m-

USE MY SHELL FOR COVER

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Now this is about the dumbest thr-

I can't get a clear shot. Anyone?!

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NO DON’T GO OUT
JOHNSON NO

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Sniper don’t got shit on my .50, here we go bo-

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Fuck, I'm too high for thi

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all this death...... please deliver me from this pain sniparu-sa

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...PIDY DOO DA SNIPPIDY DAY!

sorry for being late to the party guys. ?? where is everyo

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MY ARMS ARE SPREAD OPEN WHY WON'T HE TAKE ME I JUST WANNA DIE

Maybe he wants us to be witnesses, to tell the stor-

ke-

Oldfag? Sniper threads are a newfag thing, oldfags had Candlejack thre-

Shit there's a second snip-

Who's there? Coulda sworn I heard somebody. You can't hide from me! Hmm *sheaths waraxe* must have been the win-

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GUYS...CONVOYS HERE PILE IN...
oh god... OH FUCK, OH THE HUMANI-

What do you mean? All I see is a spray painted nerf gu-

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NOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...
fuck this if in not dying today im going home then and play super smash br-

We're sending some chopper but it might take a moment until they arrive. Find cover and stay there!

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I'M GONNA FIND WHO DID THIS!

I have him in my sights. Taking the sho-

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GUYS IM HIT, does it look bad?

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charging particle beam rifle, we got him by the ba-

I got him in my sights

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WE'RE HERE BOYS!

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ALRIGHT! lets get the lolis out of here!

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lets get this fucker!

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Dont worry well fly the lolis to sa-

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GET DOWN! NO! MITTENS DO GO FOR THE RED DO-

*cat blood splatters on face*
NOOOOO!

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Hey Cred Forumsros I’m going to the McDonald’s any want an-

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Well im a sitting duck

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Don't you worry, medic is on the wa-

*Teleports behind the sniper with my katana*

"Heh. Nothing personal, k-

Counter team deployed

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Not for long!

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I'm going in sol-

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HOW MUCH AMMO DOES THIS GUY HA-

Oh shit the sniper is now inside of the local theater (catch the Joker, nominated for several awards, including "best stairs") but maybe if the sniper realizes we're gay for cocks he'll let us-
Then the sniper fucked their dead bodies.

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Hey big Cred Forumsro! Where did all of these sleeping people come fro

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Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger ni~~

ORDINANCE INBOUND
I NEED A CONFIRMATION ON HIS LOCATION

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He's on the statue, it's pretty big f-

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Noice shot mat-

Oh no, I’m getting snizzed.

zzzz

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Let's see that prick shoot me way out here! Wait, what's the deal with that boat? Did anybody send for a boa-

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goodnight, sweet pri-

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so why is everyone suddenly stopping mid sent-