/b, I'm drunk hard, I visit here kind of often to see lolis and traps to get me off like the rest of us

/b, I'm drunk hard, I visit here kind of often to see lolis and traps to get me off like the rest of us

I'm semi talented, I can play music well. Which seems pretty useless to live in this world

I don't care about happiness anymore after living in a semi abusive home (my brother does meth and I'm sad to think I want him dead, because family is all I have)

I think suicide is kind of funny, why not live out whatever happiness you can find in around 70 years?

I've only posted stupid shit on here, final fantasy 7 talk, stupid questions about life etc

I don't want anything from any of you, but is there any life advice any of you have of any kind about life?

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From my eyes the spaghetti is evil!!

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Yes cherish the little stuff you do idbit brings you happines

Now lets talk on snap chat i want to see how charitalbe you can be


My snap is twoleggedpup

WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!!

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Don't do it Anakin!! .. I have the... even, basil scented ground

>but is there any life advice any of you have of any kind about life?

You only have one so you might as well enjoy it to the fullest. Strive for true freedom and from that true fulfillment. Freedom without fulfillment is nihilistic hedonism and fulfillment is forced duty. One can only find true meaning through both.

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YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY TOMATOES!!!!

Interesting, freedom and fulfillment both, without one is kind of pointless

Thank you

Eat my shit faggot

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained ingorilla warfareand I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth,mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in overseven hundredways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Gr8 b8 m8 r8 -8/8

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Drunk thread? I'm in

I just drank a whole bottle of cheap ass champagne in 15 mins. Feels good

Hey. You know what? I'm your dad. Or your dad's age if you don't have a Dad.

You know the main thing to be happy? Have a good job that you look forward to, have hobbies or gaming or something you look forward to on the weekends, and have something longer term (vacation? Side hustle that could lead to a full-time business?) to look forward to, also. Short-term goal, long-term goal, that's the key, kid!

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Thanks oto san

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This thread will be pruned in a little while, thank you all for your input, really

Did you just save an 's' picture from here and repost it? LOL.

Hey, kiddo. We created this internet. We know EXACTLY what you're doing. We made all those games on the PS2 through 4. Do not anger your elders.

No problem and nice digits.

I'm working on a fifth of cheap whiskey and soda, playing Forza Motorsports 4 on Xbox 360, listening to Zed's Dead BBC essential mix, and browsing /b.

My existential dread cannot reach me in this state

>any life advice any of you have of any kind about life?
Life is pointless. So kill yourself now.

Let's keep this drunk thread alive for a little while longer. Samefag who was drinking whiskey and playing Xbox. Im gonna go do a race and then check back in. Don't let it 404 without me.

Hell yeah, what is your main car in forza?

Fuck this nigger's lies. Become an hero.

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Based brain tumor.

Well, I've really put time in tuning an m3, but I'm in an m3 gt2 car now. Tweaked the suspension on a bit, half a degree camber front and rear over stock, half a degree toe in in the rear, 6 degrees caster all aimed for better turn in without compromising high speed stability, and cut just a bit off the front sway bar stiffness hoping to reduce understeer. Slowed the lock on the differential from 58% to 55% both ways o make it a little less Skippy in the rear, and bumped up downforce on the aero front and rear while maintaining the same ratio.

Also decreased bump stiffness Andi creased rebound stiffness to make it a bit less Skippy if I come off the curb. I like to use it a bit for differential steering on the inside for sweepers, but I also throttle out sometimes to much and hit the outside curb coming out.

Is there a z3m in forza? Shorter wheel base has always been amazing. I’ve owned a 330ci and a z3 3.0l in real life and I would drive the z3 every time hands down

There is! I've driven a z3 and a z4 in real life, and I've owned a 330i! I like the z3m, I wish they weren't so rare irl

Jesus love you, user. His arms are always open. Maybe this is your chance to find God and start going to church. They won't judge you there, not if you're sincere and open and willing to bathe in the light. Maybe you'll meet a nice girl who also feels the same as you.

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You should try the E39 m5 or an e39 irl. The z link suspension design shares a lot in common with the z3, it's wonderful. I had an e39 528i before my E46 330i, the m52 was slower than dog shit but the handling was amazing for a sedan. I loved that. I test drove an e39 540i once, and someday I would love to find an e39 m5. The rack and pinion steering was my main reason for picking a 528i over a 540i initially, but the v8 makes up for all the lack of power the 528i had. And I love the manual transmissions from those era BMWs

Bumping to keep thread alive, I dunno man don't take any advice from me. I guess I'm successful, but also high-functioning alcoholic so who knows

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I daily a z3 2.8 M52, with a Z3M 5spd transmission,

200 ft/lb torque, it’s so much more insane than my old 2004 330ci 6speed

I slide around like shit because of no traction control, thing doesn’t way anything

I'd bet, but the m52 just wasn't quite enough for me in the 528i. I liked the m64 in my E46 330i, it was just enough power for me. Very linear, I liked that about both the motors though, it was what got me into BMWs when I had an E36 325i with an m50

Oh yeah, forgot to add I love the way they break loose when you loose traction, very controlled. Even with traction control in my e39 and my E46 I kept it off when driving for fun and racing.

I guess the i6 low torque and super short gearing is working for me for now, have some bigger e36 intake headers on my z3 now- can’t even fit the stock cover over the top of the engine because of the larger diameter of the intake,

A bmw v8 sounds extremely tempting-
I had a chance at the 850ci 5.0L+ v12 coupe a little while ago man I wish I got it

How did this go from chili, to a BMW discussion?

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Magic is real I used it to speak with a very special someone

I came from Corvettes before BMWs, so the low end torque doesn't really impress me much, but I love the i6 linearity. The 540i v8 I drove seemed to maintain that linear power curve, and I loved that, but as far as working on the car goes I'm a bigger fan of the inline sixes - one bank of spark plugs and injectors and what not is much nicer to work on.

Drunk thread, deal with it, non BMW fag

While rare, I heard that car doesn't handle as well.

Bumping to keep thread alive. Whachu up to OP?