Would you rather make $75k for the rest of your life and keep the penis you have...

Would you rather make $75k for the rest of your life and keep the penis you have, or have a $350k job and have micropenis?

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350k duh

$350k job

then use money to buy new penis or bitches that don't care, duh

Can you still orgasm woth a micropene? If so 350k. If not I'll stick with what I got

Def micropenis

Yes

Make it a million and I will

i could survive on 75k/yr right now, and i like my dick. If i were already married then id take the 350k

you virgins have obviously never fucked a girl before lol

sure you can pay a fucking prostitute to fuck your micropenis but there is no greater feeling in this world than to be able to dominate a woman with your dick

>$350k/year and remain literally unchanged

So fucking sold

Hell yeah Bro

you virgin are obviously poor lol

sure you can try and "dominate a woman with your dick" but there is no greater feeling in this world than to be able to fuck literally any damned woman you want in the fucking world due to how succesful you are, sometimes more than 1 chick at the same time
Source: grew up poor and ugly. Now im still ugly but i've got monies

My dick is straight sweer kids. gimme dat 75k. you know how many juggalo bitches will fuck with you with that kinda cash? woop woop

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75k will get you a house in a few years with little saving. Buy a duplex use the money from the renters to pay the mortgage, buy another smaller home for yourself in 5 years. Renting the entire duplex making the mortgage payment and profit. Then use those profits to go to local bars that you know doctors or lawyers frequent. Make one fall in love with because they see your determination and grit. Now the 75k is 375k with your new doctor/lawyer wife/husband. Easy you fucking nerds

lmao bro I don't even make 30k/year but still got a pawg bitch sucking my dick. why you ask? bc I'm not a fucking ugly loser like you

money doesn't buy happiness and never will you depressed faggot

You literally type like a nigger

I'll never need more than 75k and I'm not giving up my fairly hung status

even worse I'm a gook lmao how mad are you now? an avg dick asian is able to get more bitches than you that's top kek

I really doubt that

I rolled trips check em you virgin faggot lmao the big dick energy gods are on my side. Your "money" has no power here

Bro, I make $24k a year and I'm on the top 15% richest people at my country.

OF COURSE I WOULD RATHER MAKE $75k. My cock is fine.

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Neither are you, except you're both powerless here and anywhere else

He did get trips bro, piss in a cup and drink it don’t be a faggot about it

why didn't you check em faggot?

Funny how the poster count didn't increase

It must be sad to be so pathetic that you have to clap at your own jokes, since no one else does

Keep the 350 Gold, I want to have a micropenis for free.

I already make over 75k and am quite happy with my penis size.

350k sex means nothing for that kind of cash

accept the defeat virgin boi

no thanks. i make 90k $ a year allready as a junior doctor, and in 4 years my yearly salary will be 178k being a general practitioner and working some weekends.
Wife is a lawyer in 2 years, so i think we will be fine. Also i like my penis as it is.

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Should i reply now or should i wait for you to samefag once again?

That wasn’t him you delusional neanderthal. You didn’t check the trips. We all know the price you have to pay for your insolence. Drink that piss up cunt nugget

yes plz keep prolonging your loss makes me cum harder when I'm fucking your mom

Nvm, should've waited

Even your insults are poor

I alweddy have a widdle baby weenee and I wuf it so much its widdle widdle widdle and so cute my boy fwend wufs to suck my widdle weewee

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I am clearly not the fucking moron that uses “plz” and “lmao”. Fuck that faggot. But you didn’t check trips. That’s the law of the land you know better. Start pissin

Do less more

I'd fucking love to be making $75k right now.

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Funny, i usually have to pay my workers to go and act like morons, but you're doing it all for free

wow almost quints you so close but no cigar like everything you do in life with your micropenis :( must feel bad

Pay your workers. What the fuck are you talking about. Take a second, pop the cock out of your mouth and come up with an intelligible idea worthy of a response. But I’m guessing your the kind of guy that lacks the ability to create interesting content, so I won’t hold my breath. But you will, cause your gagging on cock and balls.

FUCK *you’re

stop entertaining the virgins they will never understand lol

Eh. Im only 4 inches anyway and I've been told more than once it'd be cuter smaller so bring on the big bucks.

Pic unrelated.

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I'll keep my 6.5 inches thank you. What's the point in making all that money if your life will be empty of a loving wife?

Sometimes it’s fun to destroy on a shitpost you know haha

Funny how every single one of the "other" posts are right after Cred Forums's wait between same user responses
You should get better at samefagging

youve been handed everything in life havent you? lucky ass id rather make 75k off my parents like you instead of working at a shipyard 12 hours a day.

lmao you been saying that same shit over and over you act like a dumb bitch when she don't got a dick in her mouth.. stop your bitching and come back when you ready to talk with the big boys

Funny coming from the guys obsessed with dicks

plz take your L and leave, you are just embarrassing yourself now

Please entertain me more, this is getting boring with your generic replies
It was slightly more funny when you were samefagging

I posted about buying a duplex with the 75k. Then I saw your bitch ass disrespect trips so I stepped in. I’m guessing your piss cup is still empty. We would ass appreciate it if you would man the fuck up and get drinking. Pay your dues faggot

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It is literally my fetish to have a micropenis. I'd become a trap.

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in new york 75k is nothing

350k easy. sex is mediocre and I'm a manlet who looks like a child so my odds of finding someone who fit my satisfaction are pretty low. Would rather use my money to chemically castrate myself and then get on with the rest of my life and do actually fun things.

I’m into sph but I’m average so the $350k deal’s a win-win for me.

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I’ll take the 75k since the way you phrased it makes it sound like it’s free. If I take the 350k then I still have to work. 75 and playing OSRS all day sounds good to me.