My girlfriends faggot cat is going to die today and Cred Forums gets to choose it's demise...

My girlfriends faggot cat is going to die today and Cred Forums gets to choose it's demise. About a week ago this little faggot ran off, hes been known to do this for a day or 2 at a time but never this long. Anyways, this fucker finally turned up and I'm not having it. Shitting on my clothes, cat hair everywhere, making fucking noises all throughout the night. NOW IS AN OPPORTUNE TIME. Dubs decides how I fucking off him and what I do with the body.

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Cook and eat him

Can you please not be a shithead and leave the cat alone?

erm, slit throat and yeet the cat into somones window

stfu pussy

RE ROLL

You're the pussy, you pussy. Leave the pussy alone, pussy.

Yeet him around

Nice timestamp kek.

REEESS ROLLL

it's Cred Forums not Cred Forums newfag

NICE TIMESTAMP FAGGOT

Someone wants a Netflix series about him

ROLLLLL

Let him live

cringe fag

Actually fuck you faggoty ass pussys. I forget Cred Forums isnt what it use to be. Who's ever recommends the most entertaining way and place to kill and put the body, I will do.

Winrar

Fake

Drown and stream. Dump the body in someone's yard

Only thing in focus is the timestamp. The timestamp where the "2"s are identical to one another.
Learn to photoshop faggot

wow user i like ur photoshop skils uwu

Dubs have spoken OP. don't be a pussy

This

Time stamp clearly shopped, retards.

I think B would rather see you hanging by your balls on the side of the Road

This is a shop. I know because I've seen quite a few shops in my time. nice try user

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Fuck. One of the new fags had to win with a "let him live her reminds me of my inner faggot furry self" you guys are gay.

this is very old pic

Dont fuck with cats dude

>44
oh shit lol

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No we wouldn't. You dick worshipping wirdos would though. Cuz you know, you have a thing for dick.

Murder suicide pact, make it look like the cat did it. Shoot yourself five times; save the last one for him.

Dont you dare

Let it go

Maby OP can write nicely cuz he's not a troglidite who is glues to his keyboard.

duct tape earphones to its little faggot cat ears and put on a 10 hour loud cat meowing video and wait til it comits cat sudoku

OP writes so nicely that cameras pick up and focus on his handwriting even though the rest of the pic is blurry...
makes sense

>>killing a weak animal that have done nothin
who hurt you user?

Kill yourself publicly. Make it on the news. You deserve those minutes of Fame you fag

This cat.

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kill that fucker faggot ass useless cat piece of shit

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He looks like he’s on his way to a glorious and respectful mummification.

Hahahahaha

Such a shit photoshopped timestamp

OP is a retarded faggot.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu

1 point for the added shooped timestamp

oldfags gonna oldfag

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Throw him in front of a train

Do it op. I fuckin dare ya. Theyll dox your stupid ass in seconds and youll be in prison getting ass raped faster than you can say No please not again, Jamal. Just like th3 pussy ass bitch you are, OP

come on, even a blind person can see your timestamp is fake and gay

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Fake, retard

Just kill yourself instead.

What are you, Kevin fucking Glenn?


Remember Dusty?

neu/b/ isnt old Cred Forums

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Get a rope and tie it you’re your balls and then tie the other end of the rope to a very high bridge, then jump faggot.

Shut the fuck up cunt, your whole existence is cringe. Fucking kill yourself you 14 year old edge nigger fag

Why are all dubs not relevant to the post?

its fucking blatantly fake. bro the writing looks like its been added in bazzart. fucking kys cucklord

Worst. Timestamp. Ever.

This

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OP GET FUCKED

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cut off his feet and burn his body alive

Don’t fuck with cats. They are of the dark arts

This picture is older than OP

double dubs of truth

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Nice try.

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kittys first swimming lesson

Once again, OP gets fucked

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We would never promote harm to cats, nigger

you're an absolute fuckwad, kys for even considering animal cruelty you sick fuck

either bait or a moron.
your ip is traceable (yeah, even with vpn)
congress just made animal cruelty a federal felony. here you are spelling out your plot to hurt a defenseless animal? fuck you either way, op. cowardly little twat. if you hurt that cat, bubba will hurt your anus.

Double dubs. Don’t do it. I speak truth

>kys
>for even considering animal cruelty
Are you retarded?

Fucking kill yourself instead you trash faggot. Degenerates like you deserve to be put down.

Fucking hell, you edited that text well.

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>HEY Cred Forums 1-24-20
>Cred Forums
>Gtfo newfag

Exactly, like anons haven't seen this pic before but not with that Photoshop ass timestamp lol.

Are you so new that you’ve never seen this exact cat picture around for ages? With the easily photoshopable paper that seems to trick all the smooth brains of Cred Forums

If the cat dies, you do.

Winrar

DONT FUCK WITH CATS..

I'm almost mad this is obviously fake cause half of you retards deserve to see a cat die

fake af timestamp, seen this image so many times.

Trips of truth

Effective i must say, if you want to avoid possible charges maybe drove like 20 mins away and yeet that shit out the car in a field

Or just don’t be a faggot

I have a better idea, how about you suck start a shotgun faggot.

Fake as fuck

HE GETS HIS FREEDOM

THIS IS Cred Forums

Kill the damn thing, stop being a libtard in Cred Forums

Reroll

This is lame

nice photoshopping you absolute faggot

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OP is a faggot

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u mad bro

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Your gf would kill you if you hurt that cat.

Nice job user.

The ultimate punishment

This

get better at photoshopping shitty fucking photoshop OP
>fake btw

This is very old Cred Forumsait and I’m surprised newfags are still falling for it
Just on Cred Forums to jerk off but lurk moar newfags

>>fake btw

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That video is ancient. The guy who filmed it literally moved on to killing a person before he was caught.

>give cat a computer
>Show cat Cred Forums
>Feed cat nothing but tendies and my dew
>Make cat piss in jugs
>Instill anti semite and anti nigger ideals in cat
>Instill pro white and pro gun ideals in cat
>Start shitposting cat porn on Cred Forums

Yfw cat becomes a coomer

>Advance to "loli cat" (kitten) porn
>Post trap cats
>Post cuck cats
>Post cat dickrate threads
>Post cat "want to lick eles butthole" threads
>Post cat fb/ig threads
>Post cat Andy six and scat threads
>Post cat incest threads

>Watch cats life slip into meaninglessness

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Valid point

Go home kid

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Nice

the only gets in this thread tell you not to and call you on your shitty shoop
i hear sleeping on railroad tracks has superb lumbar support!

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Rolling for you to kill yourself instead.

ok chief

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fake and gay thread, fake and gay OP

worst "time stamp" blending ever man learn to photoshop better

I hate cats, but c’mon man...
This is gonna land you in shit.
Have some compassion

Roll for suicide

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Kek, what is that faggot doing

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har har har *chokes on snot* look how edgy i am Cred Forums

i-ill do it Cred Forums, i swwear!

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so fake. there r no 22 months in a year

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Did someone shoot that cat out of a canon?

He's playing ice hockey, what do you think he's doing?

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Gay shop you fucking faggot. Sit on a stalagmite, nigger.

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kek the cat lives

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just shove him in the freezer for a while. Leave him outside afterward. It will look like a natural death since its cold

Gay and fake,i bet you're a negro

Nice handwriting

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OP is a nigger faggot edgelord trying to convince us he has a girlfriend

another typical omg my club isnt what it used to be post
fuck off retard we've heard that shit for years

Roll

Get a cleaver and guilliotine the shit out of him

Try taking a sharp knife and fucking your ass witih it, you fucking cuck.

>ops mom is ops gf

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You sick bastard.. You should never kill animals.. especially cats!

ROLL

yes true tho. u should kill niggers

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Kill yourself instead you sadistic little shit bag. The cat may be annoying but it isn't your pet. You are not entitled to just kill whatever is inconvenient to you. I hope you catch charges.

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Just don't

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saved

Have you seen Don't Fuck With Cats? Yeah, put the shithead in a vacuum seal bag and post it on Facebook.

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Make it eat its own shit, then it will die from hookworm.

You should kys just for making this up

god that timestamp is so obviously fake

kys baitfag

Are you 11?

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Leave it alone you fucking autist

Why i should care faggot

Shitty timestamp attempt
You tried

All the supposed "old fags" in this thread crying about the new Cred Forums, not knowing anything about Caturday and Cred Forums historic love of cats.

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Swing him by the tail into brick wall

Topkek

what is op, alex?

Fuck it in the ass and record it

pero que hijo de puta! i hope u die just like that lame asshole!! if i can find a way to kill u, i fuckin will!!

Bro just go fucking kill yourself, it's a fucking cat, give it away and go hang yourself or some shit instead xdddd

dude, just stand up

You heard him